When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

Food for pig……

The grandmother who sold breakfast was killed innocently!

Wen Luheng's forehead twitched with veins, stretched out his hand, and rewarded Cheng Xiexing with a chestnut.

"I see you are full, don't eat."

"Hey, don't, don't!" Cheng Xiexing's face changed, and he took another bite of the fritters in a hurry.

Wen Lvheng glanced at him, and said half-truthfully, "If I buy breakfast for someone else, maybe the other person has already been impressed by me, and I have chased him down."

Naturally, Wen Luheng wouldn't think that it would be so simple to handle a person with one breakfast.He was just confused by Cheng Xie Xingqi and spoke casually.

Cheng Xiexing blinked his eyes: "Father Jinzhu, you are really considerate. In the early morning, you even bought breakfast for people, and they were all fascinated by you, and you chased them down."

"Look, I'm about to be chased by you."

With that said, Cheng Xiexing stretched out his hand and stuffed his hand into Wen Luheng's.

Literally caught up!

He turned his head sideways and looked at Wen Luheng with a smile, as if there was a light shining in his eyes.

Wen Lvheng's heart moved slightly.

This guy... has no face and no skin all day long, and starts talking nonsense with his eyes closed, but, he is damn charming!

Wen Lvheng turned his head away: "If you want to eat breakfast, it's delicious, don't mess around."

After all, he stood up, turned and walked into the toilet in the room.

Cheng Xiexing didn't become suspicious and continued to eat fried dough sticks.

In the toilet, Wen Luheng left the cameraman's sight, and finally couldn't stop, the corners of his mouth raised, showing a smile.

He slowly closed his palms, as if he was still feeling the warmth in his hands.

Foolishly said that he was chased...

---

After breakfast, the two of them thought about going on a trip.

"This director is really a genius for saving money." Cheng Xie Xing smacked his lips.

Today's food expenses were earned by them yesterday.Moreover, the director sent out travel brochures and asked them to choose the scenic spots by themselves.Because they didn't get together to go to the same scenic spot, but a few people formed a team and acted separately.In this way, you can take several different scenic spots in one day!

Wen Luheng smiled slightly: "If you like, you can call other people and go on a trip together."

"Oh, no need. I'm not very familiar with them. Traveling is more interesting when you go with acquaintances."

After finishing speaking, Cheng Xiexing walked up to Wen Luheng's side, raised his hand and patted Wen Luheng's shoulder lightly.

"Let's go, let's travel. Public travel~"

Wen Lvheng glanced at him: "It's my money."

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

You are the father of the gold master, what a great thing?Really amazing!

The morning passed quickly, and it was time for lunch in the blink of an eye.

But at this time, the cheating director had another fantastic idea.

"Don't let me just find a cheap restaurant, let me find a specialty restaurant with a good reputation? Director, you are so dedicated, can you also send over the food expenses!" Cheng Xiexing gritted his teeth.

You know, this kind of restaurant with a good reputation is still close to the scenic spot, so where can it be so cheap?

As a gourmet filming of a travel show, it is natural to order signature dishes and the like, otherwise why would it be necessary to film if I just ordered big white steamed buns casually?

Cheng Xiexing really wanted to beat up the director who was out of tune, but the father of a certain money owner didn't intend to change the director's decision.

"In this way, we can have more shooting materials. Although the food in the scenic spot is not cheap, the scenic spot is not that expensive."

Cheng Xiexing's mouth twitched: "Okay."

So, the two went to a place with a good reputation to eat roast goose.

Cheng Xiexing ordered the signature dish roast goose and a stack of vegetables.

The menu on the table has never been in Wen Luheng's hands since then.

"That's it, two dishes are enough. There are only two of us, and we can't finish eating too much. It's a waste. Anyway, the restaurant only has this one signature dish."

Cheng Xiexing spoke decisively, and directly called the waiter to order food, without giving Wen Luheng a chance to choose.

Wen Luheng: "..."

Although he successfully prevented his little friend from prodigal, Cheng Xiexing was still unhappy.

"I spent more than 300 just like that, and my heart aches." Cheng Xiexing pursed his lips, "I'll have to look for dinner after all. I don't have much money left. If I eat something better, I probably won't be able to pay for it."

Cheng Xiexing took out his mobile phone and began to check nearby famous restaurants.

"Why is one more expensive than the other? Is this asking people to eat dirt..."

Wen Luheng laughed: "The good food in the scenic area will naturally be cheap."

"But I'm poor..."

Cheng Xiexing frowned, feeling a little restless.

I have been a time traveler before, and I have tasted the pain of not having money.Those difficult episodes from the past came to his mind, making him feel very uncomfortable...

Wen Luheng quietly looked at his sweetheart, and suddenly realized something was wrong.

"What should I do? I feel like I'm going to be tied to the table at night and left to wash the dishes... So poor, so poor..."

Cheng Xiexing kept mumbling about it, and his expression gradually became dazed, looking a little abnormal.

Wen Luheng frowned slightly.

It seems that Cheng Xie Xing's symptoms of treating money like his life are really very sick.There have been things about putting banknotes under the pillow before, and now...

While Cheng Xie Xingshen was chattering, he suddenly heard the phone ringing.

He looked down and found that Wen Luheng had sent him a sum of money.

"What's the matter?" Cheng Xiexing was in a daze for a moment, then looked at the little friend beside him stupidly.

His wages are much higher than this, and it is impossible to pay them in advance.

And at this moment, he didn't ask Wen Luheng for money, but he couldn't stop talking about it alone, Wen Luheng shouldn't give him money...

Wait, didn't Wen Luheng think he was too noisy, and gave him money to shut up?

A veritable hush money? !

"This is the money I earned from performing arts yesterday." Wen Luheng took a deep look at him, "Anyway, the money I earned was only spent today, and it would be a waste if I didn't spend it. We put one piece of our money for payment. Spend today."

Cheng Xiexing was taken aback.

"Let me manage the money?"

Wen Luheng nodded slightly: "Well. Didn't you just order and pay? Anyway, I will transfer the meal money to you when I arrive."

"You have sent the money directly to me now, do you think you can get it back?" Cheng Xiexing smiled, sweeping away the frustration and irritability just now.

Wen Luheng curled his lips slightly: "I just hope that the next meal will be better. No AA, just spend as much as you want, and don't give me the rest. The money will be given to you, the treasurer. Our meal , just two dishes, not even fruit after the meal. Don’t you like to have some fresh fruit after your meal?”

"Isn't that because I don't have much money on hand? Now that you give it to the family, I'll have some fruit after dinner right away."

When the director heard this, his scalp felt numb.

What home? !

That's the money spent between husband and wife to call the family!

Are you good brothers or good friends? !

Wen Luheng did not correct Cheng Xiexing's wording, and even wished for it a bit.

Looking at the money in the account, Cheng Xiexing no longer had to worry about eating later, and his sense of security gradually increased.

He turned his head and quietly looked at the little partner beside him.

Lu Heng is so kind, he casually spends money on his household to solve his urgent needs.Moreover, this kind of feeling of managing money is not bad...

"Actually, you don't have to do this. Although I earned less yesterday, I can eat less for dinner, and then you eat more and pay more. In this way, you don't have to spend money to subsidize me. "

After ordering fresh fruit, Cheng Xiexing thought about it carefully, and always felt that he was not being kind to food.

This time, Wen Luheng didn't deliberately find something to tease him.

He took a deep look at Cheng Xiexing, his eyes filled with unknown darkness.

"My pleasure."

Cheng Xiexing met his eyes and was stunned for a moment.

"The way you looked just now, you were lost, and you were talking..." Wen Luheng sighed in a low voice, with a helpless look on his face, "I can't just stand by and do nothing, I hope you are happy."

The ambiguous breath in the words is already full and is about to overflow!

The director's eyes widened, and he instantly understood the key point.

The relationship came through the program to attract men. No wonder Wen Luheng originally rejected the investment, but suddenly changed his mind and came to the door!

Although Cheng Xiexing was slow, he was not stupid.

Seeing his little friend's rare stern look and his overly ambiguous words, he vaguely realized something.

Cheng Xiexing picked up his teacup, took a sip quietly, and didn't answer.

No way, Wen Luheng actually likes him...

Of course, this was just Cheng Xiexing's guess.

After all, Wen Luheng didn't confess, and he didn't dare to be 100% sure.What if it's just that Wen Luheng's words are not rigorous?

Cheng Xiexing was full of thoughts and was silent for a while.

Wen Luheng saw that Cheng Xiexing didn't seem to be moved, so he could only continue to add.

"Grandpa told me to take care of you, plus a brother. If you have something to do, I won't let it go. It's just food, I can afford it."

Cheng Xiexing breathed a sigh of relief: "Good brother!"

He said, how could Wen Luheng like him?As far as my friend is concerned, there are so many people I can find!

I don't know who will be so lucky at that time, Wen Luheng is really good at taking care of others!

Cheng Xiexing had to admit that he was indeed teased just now.Fortunately, my little friend didn't like him, otherwise he would be condemned by his conscience, it's not kind to eat grass beside the nest!

Cheng Xiexing smiled in an instant: "Lu Heng, have you been misled by me, and your words are not rigorous."

Wen Lvheng gritted his teeth: "...Yeah, you are bad, east, west."

This store is quite famous in the scenic spot, but it is relatively expensive, so there are not too many customers, so they can book a seat without waiting too long.

This delicious meal was totally worth Cheng Xie Xing's expectations.

"This roast goose is so delicious! The skin is so crispy..."

Cheng Xiexing couldn't hold back, and began to feast on it.

After he was full, Cheng Xiexing still had something to say.

"After filming the show, I'm going to have another meal. It's so delicious."

"Okay, then I'll come with you."

The director rolled his eyes.

Are you conjoined twins?

"What do you want to eat tonight? You'd better book a table in advance. Today is Friday, and there will be more people for dinner than usual weekdays."

"Yeah." Cheng Xiexing nodded slightly.

Open the software again, and you can go to many restaurants that have no money to eat~

Cheng Xiexing was elated, and turned his head to look at the little friend beside him: "Do you know how I feel now?"

"What do you feel?"

Cheng Xiexing pulled over the chair and placed his own chair side by side with Wen Luheng's.

He turned sideways and leaned his head on Wen Luheng's body.

"That's how I feel right now."

Wen Luheng was at a loss, but still tried his best to guess: "I want to sleep when I'm full, are you sleepy?"

"No." Cheng Xiexing smiled slightly, "It's the feeling of a sugar daddy~"