When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

Cheng Xiexing couldn't help but start to reflect, wondering if he had been joking a little too much recently, which made his little friend angry, so he directly punished him like this.

Wen Lvheng glanced at him, and continued to joke: "The money has arrived, should you express it?"

"You... As for it?" Cheng Xiexing didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows: "Didn't you say that if I have money, I can get what I like directly? I'll give it a try."

Cheng Xiexing: "...Then I really appreciate your liking."

Like to joke with me!

Knowing that my friend likes men, Cheng Xiexing feels that undressing is still a bit...

However, if you don't take it off, it will appear that you have a crush on your little friend, so you will be coy.Cheng Xiexing hesitated for a moment, but still took action.

He raised his hand, grabbed the hem of his clothes, and took off his shirt.

"Take it off, I will accept your money with a smile." Cheng Xiexing laughed.

Wen Luheng took a deep look, without saying a word.

Seeing that Luheng was expressionless, Cheng Xiexing panicked.He looked down at himself, his skin was too white, and he looked unmasculine.Moreover, due to lack of exercise, he does not have beautiful abdominal muscles, and he is a thin star.

At first glance, it looks like a skinny chicken.

No, nothing, look, head!

Cheng Xiexing: "...I know I'm skinny and unattractive, so you don't need to be like this, right? My face is expressionless, as if I saw a washboard?"

Wen Luheng finally came to his senses after hearing the sound.

He turned his head: "It's getting late, go to bed early."

After that, he stood up and walked out of the room.

Cheng Xiexing happily sent people away, but Wen Luheng stopped in front of the door.

"What's wrong?" Cheng Xiexing was at a loss, thinking that someone was regretting it, "I'll transfer the 10 yuan back to you. It's fine as a joke, don't take it too seriously."

Wen Luheng's voice was low and hoarse: "You don't have a shirt on, go back. Otherwise, someone will pass by the corridor later and just see me open the door. Maybe someone will suspect that I am here to rule you."

"It's not called unspoken rules, it's called fulfilling the obligations of husband and wife." Cheng Xiexing smiled and talked about their fake marriage.

However, he did not object.

He promised Wen Luheng that he would do a good job in the hidden marriage work, and he would naturally cooperate and not lose the chain in this regard.

Wen Luheng stood at the door, confirmed that Cheng Xiexing had returned to the bed, and he couldn't see it after opening the door, so he chose to leave.

After returning to the room, Wen Lv could not be calm for a long time.

And Cheng Xiexing, confessing to his friends, is going to play games again.

His eyes accidentally fell on the carpet, and there was a drop of blood on the Persian-style carpet.

However, he didn't bend down to touch the blood, and he didn't realize that this thing just appeared.After all, he didn't usually look at the ground carefully.

"Why is there blood?" Cheng Xiexing frowned and looked at the big bed beside him.

Could it be that someone came to the hotel to mess around and then bleed, and the hotel room changed the sheets but not the carpet...

Thinking of this, Cheng Xiexing suddenly didn't want to continue sleeping in this room.God knows, what else is on the ground!

Cheng Xiexing went straight to Wen Luheng's room and knocked on the door.

"Law Heng."

Hearing the sound, Wen Luheng hurriedly threw the blood-stained tissue into the trash can, walked over and opened the door.

"How is it?" Wen Luheng pretended to be calm.

Cheng Xiexing walked in directly, complaining as he walked.

"Don't mention it, I found a drop of blood on the floor of my room, it's really cheating..."

Wen Luheng gave a "thud" in his heart, but he still didn't show anything on his face.

"Today's dinner was relatively hot, and I got a little angry, so I..."

In order to prevent Cheng Xiexing from knowing the real reason, Wen Luheng could only make excuses.

Cheng Xiexing was stunned: "Yes, it's your nosebleed? I thought it was the young couple who lived in the room messing around on the street stall."

Wen Luheng: "..."

"I've got a nosebleed, and you're in serious condition. Let me buy you some deodorant." Cheng Xiexing was worried.

Wen Luheng is not sick, even if he is, it is a heart disease.

When he was not sick, he naturally didn't want to take any bitter medicine.

"No, I'll take my time." Wen Luheng quickly changed the subject, "By the way, what are you planning to do when you come to find me?"

It's impossible to complain about the carpet, after all, this kind of thing can be said directly on the phone.Now that communication is advanced, everything is convenient.

Cheng Xiexing smiled awkwardly: "I thought the room was too dirty, so I wanted to come over and spend the night with you."

As soon as these words came out, Wen Luheng felt that the evil fire that he had suppressed just now began to boil again in an instant.

"Now you know the real situation. The room is fine. You can go back to sleep. If someone sees us coming out of the same room in the morning, there will probably be some scandal."

At this moment, Wen Luheng doesn't care about gossip or not.

It's just that you can't eat, and you have to squeeze into bed with him, who can bear it?

"Yeah, I'll be right back."

Seeing Cheng Xiexing leave, Wen Luheng finally breathed a sigh of relief.

This night, I finally had a good time.

---

Because they decided to go to the museum to shoot temporarily, so they didn't negotiate with the museum to book the shoot.At the museum that day, there were some passers-by.They took photos and posted them online.

However, a netizen discovered Huadian.

In the photo they took of Cheng Xiexing, they circled a small pottery figurine next to it.

"This little pottery figurine looks too much like Cheng Xiexing!"

"My mother, at first glance, I thought Xing Xing asked someone to pinch the little clay figurine."

"It's so similar, 2333..."

After the filming, Cheng Xiexing went home with Wen Luheng.

He swiped his phone to eat melons, and as he swiped, he ate his own melons.

The hahaha that filled the screen made Cheng Xiexing a little helpless.But to be honest, it does seem like it!

Suddenly, Cheng Xiexing turned his head and thought of a good idea.

Pulling on his slippers, he ran upstairs to find Wen Luheng in the study.

"Luheng, I have a big business, do you want to talk about it?"

Wen Luheng's face froze.

Apparently, he thought of a certain farmhouse fruit business, which obviously wanted to give holiday benefits to employees.But when Cheng Xiexing said it, it looked like that.

Wen Luheng raised his hand and rubbed the center of his eyebrows.

"what happened?"

Cheng Xiexing handed over the phone: "Look, do you think the terracotta figurines behind are handsome and elegant?"

Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows: "This pottery figurine looks quite like you."

He also recognized the face of his sweetheart.

There are many collections in the museum, and they don't look at each one carefully.Especially in the later stage, Cheng Xiexing felt bored, looked at it briefly, and left impatiently.

"It's cute, but it's a pity that it's not a private collection, or it can be bought back."

A dark light flashed in Cheng Xiexing's eyes.

He rested his chin on one hand and blinked: "Do you like it?"

"En." Wen Luheng's answer was very meaningful.He took a deep look at Cheng Xiexing, but didn't point it out directly.

Cheng Xiexing smiled: "That's right, you don't like humans. You liked aliens very much before, and now you also like the whole pottery figurines. It's a pity that I am not a pottery figurine, otherwise I would be like in the TV series. Love after marriage, and get the true love of Lao Gong from a wealthy family."

Wen Luheng: "..."

He ground his teeth: "I don't know what big business you plan to tell me, but now, I'm not in the mood to understand, so please go back."

"Hey, don't, don't, I was wrong." Cheng Xiexing hurriedly begged for mercy.

Cheng Xiexing finally breathed a sigh of relief seeing that Luheng's dark face softened a little and he didn't drive him away.

Now, he lost his temper and directly talked about his plan.

"I want to find a job to sell a batch of pottery figurines. When the time comes, we will communicate with the museum first, and then cooperate..."

Wen Luheng looked at the lump in the photo, and frowned: "Are you sure someone will buy this lump of mud?"

Cheng Xiexing: "Don't you like it very much?"

"Although it is very similar to you, it is still much uglier than you."

Cheng Xiexing: "...Thank you for the compliment. Although it's not as beautiful as me, I'm also not as lucky as it is to be favored by a rich man."

Wen Luheng felt extremely hurt internally, but this scene was not suitable for confession, so he could only hold back all his words.

"By the way, let's get down to business, what do you think of my money-making plan?"

"It's possible. Depending on the number of your fans, you should be able to sell some." Wen Luheng didn't care much about this kind of small business.It doesn't matter if you lose, he can give Cheng Xiexing the bottom line.

Cheng Xiexing instantly raised a smile: "This plan is very good, but I still lack a father who will invest in it. Moreover, I will discuss cooperation with the museum and find a factory for production... I am ready for all these links. I don’t know much. It would be great if someone could help me.”

"Okay, I'll let my assistant do it." After finishing speaking, Wen Luheng picked up the phone and conveyed the order in front of Cheng Xiexing.

Cheng Xiexing was very happy, went around to Wen Luheng's hand, stretched out his hand to help him massage his shoulders.

"Father of the gold master, you are really flattering, let me serve you."

"There is no need for this kind of service, wash it up and go to my bed and wait."

Cheng Xiexing only thought he was joking: "Hahaha. Lu Heng, I think it's really suitable now. I'm a little star who loves vanity. You pay me for business because of my considerate service. Everything They are all very attentive.”

"More than that, you obviously didn't accept the unspoken rules, but you still enjoy the treatment of a little lover." Wen Luheng took a deep look at him: "I like beautiful ones, money master, look at you, the dark circles under your eyes are all out, yesterday Stay up late playing games again?"

Cheng Xiexing was stunned instantly: "I will definitely go to bed early tonight."

"Well, hand in your phone tonight. Otherwise, I can't guarantee that you will do it."

"Ah? Don't." Cheng Xiexing had a bitter face.

Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows: "It's not a problem anyway. You can play with your mobile phone in your dream, but I can't confiscate the mobile phone in your dream."

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Is this what people say? !