When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 5 Marriage
In front of the wedding garage
Wen Luheng is not the kind of person who pursues famous brands. He has limited edition luxury cars in his garage, as well as ordinary cars on the street.Because he is not a person who likes cars, there are not many cars in the garage, and he can count them with a single slap.
Cheng Xiexing stood in front of the garage, poking his head: "Your cars are quite different."
"The purpose is different."
Cheng Xiexing understood: "Luxury cars are used as a facade to show business partners. Ordinary cars are used to hide identities, so as not to be stared at by a group of people wherever you drive, so conspicuous."
Wen Luheng nodded slightly.By default.
"It's good. I'm worrying about how to get to the roadside stall in your luxury car."
Cheng Xiexing went straight to a cheap car. He had just taken two steps when he felt his hat being pulled.
"what happened?"
"Let's take this car today." Wen Luheng pointed to a certain luxury car, "I'll take you home to see grandpa in a few days, if you wear a roadside stall, grandpa might think I don't like you."
Cheng Xiexing tilted his head: "So you think I'm pleasing to the eye?"
"It's for the old man, don't think too much about it." Wen Luheng said quietly, his eyes were extremely subtle.
Cheng Xiexing is a very interesting person who can bring a lot of fun to life.But if he was really with Cheng Xiexing, he would be living his life happily.
The assistant stood aside, watching the two of them discuss their relationship issues calmly, feeling a little confused.
Could this be the legendary love at first sight, Cheng Xie Xing and the boss haven't seen each other for many years, why can they still get along so well, like good buddies?
And... is there really no adultery? !Is the relationship between you two not too good?
It was the first time for the assistant to see someone hurt the boss, and he could keep jumping around.
---
Wen Luheng focused on hiding his marriage, and went to a high-end shopping mall with high secrecy and few customers.The shops on this side of the high-end shopping mall are all luxury shops, even if it's just a plain white T-shirt, it's staggeringly expensive.There are very few customers in the mall, only customers in twos and threes walk around early.
However, business here is actually very good, because most customers choose home delivery.They also provide a door-to-door selection service for new products, which is very considerate.
Wen Luheng walked directly into the nearest clothing store and took off a white T-shirt with letters printed on it.
"You go and try."
Cheng Xiexing took the clothes, he did not rush into the locker room, but looked at the tag.
"100% pure cotton, priced at 10000 yuan."
Is this fucking 100% cotton or 100% pure gold?A broken T-shirt costs 1 yuan!
Although Cheng Xiexing had been a celebrity for two lifetimes, he still felt that the price was ridiculously expensive.Occasionally attend important events, the agent will help rent luxury clothes.Even if he rented it, he had never rented such an expensive white T-shirt. Even if he rented it, he felt that it was a waste of money!
Cheng Xiexing looked at Wen Luheng fixedly, and did not speak again.
But that look is like looking at someone who has been taken advantage of.
Wen Luheng is not blind, so he naturally understands his thoughts.
"The clothes are very good, and the logo is big enough. Grandpa can tell at a glance that I have spent a lot of money on you."
Cheng Xiexing: "..."
All right, as long as the gold master's father is happy.
Cheng Xiexing went to the locker room and changed his clothes.The size is quite suitable, a little slim.
The charming-looking Cheng Xiexing, paired with a clean white T-shirt and jeans, has an indescribably seductive aura, which is very attractive.
The assistant stared straight at him.
Even if he is straight, he has to admit that Cheng Xiexing does have a good skin.
Wen Luheng only glanced at it, his face was still as indifferent as frost, and he was not confused at all.
"Well, I'll wear this today."
According to this size, he rummaged through the store again.
Cheng Xiexing, who owed 2 million yuan and didn't pay for clothes, didn't dare to have an opinion, so he could only watch quietly.
Whatever the patron's father buys, he wears whatever!
only……
"There are big logos all over the body, isn't that too ostentatious?" Cheng Xiexing's mouth twitched, "I declare in advance that if I am photographed by reporters, if I am slandered, I have been adopted. I will clarify at that time, don't you Blame me for leaking the secret."
"Don't worry, they will only think you are wearing A-style." Wen Luheng continued to choose clothes, without changing his mind about action at all.
Cheng Xiexing: "..."
He was still cute when he was a child, and he was strict in doing things, unlike the current inference, he was almost overwhelmed.
Cheng Xiexing didn't care, and sat on the sofa beside him drinking tea, pretending to be dead.
There were several shopping guides in the store, but Wen Luheng refused their help, and they could only stand aside and watch.
"This little brother looks a lot like Cheng Xie Xing, but he is much more handsome than Cheng Xie Xing."
"That's right. Cheng Xiexing's rubbish, like a street mouse, is also retribution. Unlike this little brother, who obviously married into a rich family, and can still meet the man's family..."
"Cheng Xiexing probably doesn't dare to leave the house now, let alone buy clothes in this kind of place..."
Cheng Xiexing's ears were particularly sharp, and he could clearly hear the whispers of the shopping guides.
"..."
Sorry, he is the so-called street mouse~
Wen Luheng was choosing clothes, and he was far away, so he didn't hear these gossips.
After buying, Wen Luheng led Cheng Xiexing to register.
In the wedding photo, Wen Luheng was expressionless. It really didn't look like he was celebrating a wedding, but rather he was going to a funeral.But Cheng Xiexing was grinning, not at all like someone with 2 million in debt.
Cheng Xiexing was wearing a hat and mask, flipping through the newly released wedding photos.
"Hey, you didn't even smile when we took the wedding photos. If your grandpa finds out that it's wrong, I won't take the blame."
As Cheng Xiexing said, he stretched out his hand, took a black pot of air from his back, and threw it on Wen Luheng.
Wen Lvheng, who watched him perform for a while, said, "...It is enough for you to meet my grandpa with your current acting skills, and don't watch gourd babies."
Cheng Xiexing scratched his head, a little puzzled.
"Hey, if you don't cooperate, aren't you afraid of wearing clothes? By the way, I remember that when you were a child, you especially liked to wear adult clothes. Isn't it the same now? Because you seldom smile, so even if you don't smile when you get married, you won't let it go. Suspicious?"
Cheng Xiexing tilted his head and carefully looked at his little friend's face.
Sure enough, Wen Luheng's face turned dark again.
Cheng Xiexing wiped his nose and got into the car.
However, this guy never knew how to write dead characters.Only a few minutes after getting in the car, it stopped again.
"It's a pity that I didn't observe you at the time, or I would have a straight face and be worthy of that. Look at this photo, I am smiling like a dude, and you stay by my side reluctantly, as if you were robbed by me The big girl with yellow flowers coming home, hahaha..."
Cheng Xiexing couldn't help laughing as he spoke.
Wen Luheng turned his head to the side, stretched out his hand, and gently pressed his shoulder.
"Who do you think is like a big girl with yellow flowers?" Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows.
"Uh..." Cheng Xiexing lowered his head and carefully looked at his little friend's arm.
Smooth muscle lines, full of strength.I'm afraid I can punch a child...
Cheng Xiexing's face instantly changed into a lingering smile, and he twisted his waist like a snake spirit.
"Of course it's me. I'm the eldest daughter of Huang Hua. Officer, please don't take pity on me~"
The corner of Wen Luheng's mouth twitched.
Obviously it was Cheng Xiexing who confessed, but he didn't get any advantage, and he was terrified by the bad habit.
Wen Luheng withdrew his hand and glanced at him: "Be serious."
"Oh."
Cheng Xiexing put his hand to his lips and made a gesture of zipping.
On the way home, Cheng Xiexing kept quiet, and Wen Luheng felt that the world had become better.
If he wasn't worried about someone making a fuss, he even wanted to gag Cheng Xiexing so that he wouldn't talk nonsense in the future.
---
After returning home, Cheng Xiexing entered his room and began to learn acting again.
I'm going to see the old man next week, so I have to work overtime to learn acting skills.
Otherwise, the sponsor's father is dissatisfied and deducts his pocket money?
When thinking of money, Cheng Xiexing thought of his farmhouse entertainment plan.
I need to find Wen Luheng, the father of the funder, to invest, but...he seems to have offended someone just because of the wedding photo?
Embarrassed.
The clock on the wall walked slowly, and finally came to the meal time.The nanny at home cooked the meal and put it in the dining room.
The butler walked to the door and knocked.
"Young lady, it's time to eat."
Cheng Xiexing opened the door and smiled slightly: "Just call me Xie Xing from now on."
"This is what the young master ordered."
Cheng Xiexing: "..."
Smell the breath of revenge... How can I get investment? !
When he came to the restaurant downstairs, Wen Luheng was already sitting there, waiting for him.
Cheng Xiexing walked over quickly, pulled out the chair and sat down.
"Wow, today's meal is so rich, there are fish and shrimp." Cheng Xiexing said, picked up a shrimp with chopsticks, and put it in Wen Luheng's bowl.
"Old Gong, eat quickly. You have worked hard to make money~"
The unprecedentedly gentle and sweet tone, coupled with that smiling and charming face, is extremely seductive.
The housekeeper and maid who were waiting by the side couldn't help showing amazed expressions on their faces.
The young master is blessed!
However, Wen Luheng was sick and did not feel the slightest warmth.
If he hadn't come to the dining room with Xie Xing first, he would have wondered if Xie Xing Cheng had put something weird in the food.
There is nothing to be courteous, and it is either a traitor or a thief!
It's not that Wen Luheng is prejudiced against Cheng Xiexing, it's just because of too many lessons.
When I was young, this little friend was a lot of tricks.Every time you show courteousness, nothing good happens!
Wen Lvheng felt like a stick in his throat, and he couldn't eat anymore.
He put down his chopsticks and stared closely at Cheng Xiexing: "Tell me, what is your purpose?"
"I, I don't really have any purpose..." Cheng Xiexing smiled, picked up the chopsticks, and picked up another shrimp for him, "I remember you like shrimp the most, try more. I didn't cook chicken at home today. I remember that you also like to eat that. The free-range chicken is very delicious, no wonder you like it, it would be great if you could share this delicious food with more people.”
Wen Lvheng glanced at him: "Speak human."
"I want to build a farmhouse, everything is ready, only the sponsor's father needs your help~"
"Everything is ready?" Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows, "Market research report, preparations for opening the store, business plan...have you prepared everything?"
Facing this pile of things, Cheng Xiexing smiled slightly: "None. So, I only need your help from the sponsor~"
Help, not money!
Wen Luheng: "..."
This product is only prepared for the dream of opening a farmhouse!
Wen Luheng is not the kind of person who pursues famous brands. He has limited edition luxury cars in his garage, as well as ordinary cars on the street.Because he is not a person who likes cars, there are not many cars in the garage, and he can count them with a single slap.
Cheng Xiexing stood in front of the garage, poking his head: "Your cars are quite different."
"The purpose is different."
Cheng Xiexing understood: "Luxury cars are used as a facade to show business partners. Ordinary cars are used to hide identities, so as not to be stared at by a group of people wherever you drive, so conspicuous."
Wen Luheng nodded slightly.By default.
"It's good. I'm worrying about how to get to the roadside stall in your luxury car."
Cheng Xiexing went straight to a cheap car. He had just taken two steps when he felt his hat being pulled.
"what happened?"
"Let's take this car today." Wen Luheng pointed to a certain luxury car, "I'll take you home to see grandpa in a few days, if you wear a roadside stall, grandpa might think I don't like you."
Cheng Xiexing tilted his head: "So you think I'm pleasing to the eye?"
"It's for the old man, don't think too much about it." Wen Luheng said quietly, his eyes were extremely subtle.
Cheng Xiexing is a very interesting person who can bring a lot of fun to life.But if he was really with Cheng Xiexing, he would be living his life happily.
The assistant stood aside, watching the two of them discuss their relationship issues calmly, feeling a little confused.
Could this be the legendary love at first sight, Cheng Xie Xing and the boss haven't seen each other for many years, why can they still get along so well, like good buddies?
And... is there really no adultery? !Is the relationship between you two not too good?
It was the first time for the assistant to see someone hurt the boss, and he could keep jumping around.
---
Wen Luheng focused on hiding his marriage, and went to a high-end shopping mall with high secrecy and few customers.The shops on this side of the high-end shopping mall are all luxury shops, even if it's just a plain white T-shirt, it's staggeringly expensive.There are very few customers in the mall, only customers in twos and threes walk around early.
However, business here is actually very good, because most customers choose home delivery.They also provide a door-to-door selection service for new products, which is very considerate.
Wen Luheng walked directly into the nearest clothing store and took off a white T-shirt with letters printed on it.
"You go and try."
Cheng Xiexing took the clothes, he did not rush into the locker room, but looked at the tag.
"100% pure cotton, priced at 10000 yuan."
Is this fucking 100% cotton or 100% pure gold?A broken T-shirt costs 1 yuan!
Although Cheng Xiexing had been a celebrity for two lifetimes, he still felt that the price was ridiculously expensive.Occasionally attend important events, the agent will help rent luxury clothes.Even if he rented it, he had never rented such an expensive white T-shirt. Even if he rented it, he felt that it was a waste of money!
Cheng Xiexing looked at Wen Luheng fixedly, and did not speak again.
But that look is like looking at someone who has been taken advantage of.
Wen Luheng is not blind, so he naturally understands his thoughts.
"The clothes are very good, and the logo is big enough. Grandpa can tell at a glance that I have spent a lot of money on you."
Cheng Xiexing: "..."
All right, as long as the gold master's father is happy.
Cheng Xiexing went to the locker room and changed his clothes.The size is quite suitable, a little slim.
The charming-looking Cheng Xiexing, paired with a clean white T-shirt and jeans, has an indescribably seductive aura, which is very attractive.
The assistant stared straight at him.
Even if he is straight, he has to admit that Cheng Xiexing does have a good skin.
Wen Luheng only glanced at it, his face was still as indifferent as frost, and he was not confused at all.
"Well, I'll wear this today."
According to this size, he rummaged through the store again.
Cheng Xiexing, who owed 2 million yuan and didn't pay for clothes, didn't dare to have an opinion, so he could only watch quietly.
Whatever the patron's father buys, he wears whatever!
only……
"There are big logos all over the body, isn't that too ostentatious?" Cheng Xiexing's mouth twitched, "I declare in advance that if I am photographed by reporters, if I am slandered, I have been adopted. I will clarify at that time, don't you Blame me for leaking the secret."
"Don't worry, they will only think you are wearing A-style." Wen Luheng continued to choose clothes, without changing his mind about action at all.
Cheng Xiexing: "..."
He was still cute when he was a child, and he was strict in doing things, unlike the current inference, he was almost overwhelmed.
Cheng Xiexing didn't care, and sat on the sofa beside him drinking tea, pretending to be dead.
There were several shopping guides in the store, but Wen Luheng refused their help, and they could only stand aside and watch.
"This little brother looks a lot like Cheng Xie Xing, but he is much more handsome than Cheng Xie Xing."
"That's right. Cheng Xiexing's rubbish, like a street mouse, is also retribution. Unlike this little brother, who obviously married into a rich family, and can still meet the man's family..."
"Cheng Xiexing probably doesn't dare to leave the house now, let alone buy clothes in this kind of place..."
Cheng Xiexing's ears were particularly sharp, and he could clearly hear the whispers of the shopping guides.
"..."
Sorry, he is the so-called street mouse~
Wen Luheng was choosing clothes, and he was far away, so he didn't hear these gossips.
After buying, Wen Luheng led Cheng Xiexing to register.
In the wedding photo, Wen Luheng was expressionless. It really didn't look like he was celebrating a wedding, but rather he was going to a funeral.But Cheng Xiexing was grinning, not at all like someone with 2 million in debt.
Cheng Xiexing was wearing a hat and mask, flipping through the newly released wedding photos.
"Hey, you didn't even smile when we took the wedding photos. If your grandpa finds out that it's wrong, I won't take the blame."
As Cheng Xiexing said, he stretched out his hand, took a black pot of air from his back, and threw it on Wen Luheng.
Wen Lvheng, who watched him perform for a while, said, "...It is enough for you to meet my grandpa with your current acting skills, and don't watch gourd babies."
Cheng Xiexing scratched his head, a little puzzled.
"Hey, if you don't cooperate, aren't you afraid of wearing clothes? By the way, I remember that when you were a child, you especially liked to wear adult clothes. Isn't it the same now? Because you seldom smile, so even if you don't smile when you get married, you won't let it go. Suspicious?"
Cheng Xiexing tilted his head and carefully looked at his little friend's face.
Sure enough, Wen Luheng's face turned dark again.
Cheng Xiexing wiped his nose and got into the car.
However, this guy never knew how to write dead characters.Only a few minutes after getting in the car, it stopped again.
"It's a pity that I didn't observe you at the time, or I would have a straight face and be worthy of that. Look at this photo, I am smiling like a dude, and you stay by my side reluctantly, as if you were robbed by me The big girl with yellow flowers coming home, hahaha..."
Cheng Xiexing couldn't help laughing as he spoke.
Wen Luheng turned his head to the side, stretched out his hand, and gently pressed his shoulder.
"Who do you think is like a big girl with yellow flowers?" Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows.
"Uh..." Cheng Xiexing lowered his head and carefully looked at his little friend's arm.
Smooth muscle lines, full of strength.I'm afraid I can punch a child...
Cheng Xiexing's face instantly changed into a lingering smile, and he twisted his waist like a snake spirit.
"Of course it's me. I'm the eldest daughter of Huang Hua. Officer, please don't take pity on me~"
The corner of Wen Luheng's mouth twitched.
Obviously it was Cheng Xiexing who confessed, but he didn't get any advantage, and he was terrified by the bad habit.
Wen Luheng withdrew his hand and glanced at him: "Be serious."
"Oh."
Cheng Xiexing put his hand to his lips and made a gesture of zipping.
On the way home, Cheng Xiexing kept quiet, and Wen Luheng felt that the world had become better.
If he wasn't worried about someone making a fuss, he even wanted to gag Cheng Xiexing so that he wouldn't talk nonsense in the future.
---
After returning home, Cheng Xiexing entered his room and began to learn acting again.
I'm going to see the old man next week, so I have to work overtime to learn acting skills.
Otherwise, the sponsor's father is dissatisfied and deducts his pocket money?
When thinking of money, Cheng Xiexing thought of his farmhouse entertainment plan.
I need to find Wen Luheng, the father of the funder, to invest, but...he seems to have offended someone just because of the wedding photo?
Embarrassed.
The clock on the wall walked slowly, and finally came to the meal time.The nanny at home cooked the meal and put it in the dining room.
The butler walked to the door and knocked.
"Young lady, it's time to eat."
Cheng Xiexing opened the door and smiled slightly: "Just call me Xie Xing from now on."
"This is what the young master ordered."
Cheng Xiexing: "..."
Smell the breath of revenge... How can I get investment? !
When he came to the restaurant downstairs, Wen Luheng was already sitting there, waiting for him.
Cheng Xiexing walked over quickly, pulled out the chair and sat down.
"Wow, today's meal is so rich, there are fish and shrimp." Cheng Xiexing said, picked up a shrimp with chopsticks, and put it in Wen Luheng's bowl.
"Old Gong, eat quickly. You have worked hard to make money~"
The unprecedentedly gentle and sweet tone, coupled with that smiling and charming face, is extremely seductive.
The housekeeper and maid who were waiting by the side couldn't help showing amazed expressions on their faces.
The young master is blessed!
However, Wen Luheng was sick and did not feel the slightest warmth.
If he hadn't come to the dining room with Xie Xing first, he would have wondered if Xie Xing Cheng had put something weird in the food.
There is nothing to be courteous, and it is either a traitor or a thief!
It's not that Wen Luheng is prejudiced against Cheng Xiexing, it's just because of too many lessons.
When I was young, this little friend was a lot of tricks.Every time you show courteousness, nothing good happens!
Wen Lvheng felt like a stick in his throat, and he couldn't eat anymore.
He put down his chopsticks and stared closely at Cheng Xiexing: "Tell me, what is your purpose?"
"I, I don't really have any purpose..." Cheng Xiexing smiled, picked up the chopsticks, and picked up another shrimp for him, "I remember you like shrimp the most, try more. I didn't cook chicken at home today. I remember that you also like to eat that. The free-range chicken is very delicious, no wonder you like it, it would be great if you could share this delicious food with more people.”
Wen Lvheng glanced at him: "Speak human."
"I want to build a farmhouse, everything is ready, only the sponsor's father needs your help~"
"Everything is ready?" Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows, "Market research report, preparations for opening the store, business plan...have you prepared everything?"
Facing this pile of things, Cheng Xiexing smiled slightly: "None. So, I only need your help from the sponsor~"
Help, not money!
Wen Luheng: "..."
This product is only prepared for the dream of opening a farmhouse!
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