When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

Wen Luheng's forehead twitched with blue veins: "You have prepared a dream of being the owner of a farmhouse, why should I help you?"

"I also prepared a small plan. There are so many farmhouses, and it is difficult to stand out if there are no special features. I will sign a few newcomers and write funny jokes for them. Then I will let him come here to start a live broadcast and become an Internet celebrity. Attractions..."

Although Cheng Xiexing doesn't know much about business, he can still think of ways to make money.

Wen Luheng was not interested at all, picked up the chopsticks and started eating.

As for the guy next to him who was talking non-stop, he just pretended that he didn't exist.

Cheng Xiexing explained in detail, and carefully discussed his plan to cultivate internet celebrities.It looks decent, but it doesn't look like a farmer. On the contrary, it seems to cultivate Internet celebrities carefully, and then find a farmhouse endorsement for the Internet celebrities.

"Lu Heng, what do you think of my plan?"

Cheng Xiexing picked up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of meat and put it in his mouth, babbling.

After talking for so long, he was tired, so he had to eat something to replenish his energy!

"Your plan is not good. Let me give you a suggestion, you start the live broadcast directly, bid farewell to the people on the Internet, this farmhouse is run by you, and then a bunch of crazy people come and smash it, you just ask them to compensate for the loss and get money faster."

Obviously, Wen Luheng didn't intend to help, just talking nonsense.

Cheng Xiexing: "...not good, this is a one-shot deal. There are too many bad things in the entertainment industry. After the turmoil of this matter is over, how can anyone come to find me bad luck? I am looking for a long-term business. Otherwise, the debt of 2 million yuan will not be paid off in the next life."

Wen Luheng: "..."

This guy really thinks seriously about the way to get rich by being smashed by others?

Thinking of the 2 million in debt, Wen Luheng's face softened a little.

have a little mercy...

"Luheng, do you want to invest in me? I will study hard to make money." Cheng Xiexing scratched his head, "If you don't help me, I can only think of other ways. I declare in advance that I don't want to learn to do it." For business, I may spend my whole life paying back the money I owe you, as long as you don't mind."

Creditor Wen Luheng: "..."

It completely explained what debts are called uncle!

"It's okay, if you don't finish it, just sign me an organ donation agreement, and when you leave, leave the body to my research institute for experiments."

With a "bang", the chopsticks in Cheng Xiexing's hand fell off and hit the bowl directly, making a harsh sound.

Terrible capitalist, what's the deal with Zhou's skinning, it's because he didn't even leave his ashes!

Cheng Xiexing has no plans to renege on his debts, but most of them will not earn 2 million in their lifetime.Even if he tried his best, he couldn't guarantee the final result.

Cheng Xiexing's charming face was slightly pale, and there was a trace of pity in the charm.

The soul of the maid standing aside eating melons was almost hooked.

Wen Luheng sees that Cheng Xiexing is deflated, so he accepts it as soon as he sees it.

"I will consider the matter of the farmhouse. However, you don't know how to do business. Even if you really start a farmhouse, my shareholding will be relatively high, and you can only share a fraction."

"As long as you have money, just tell me what you can use." Cheng Xiexing raised his hand and patted his chest lightly, "The transportation in the village is quite convenient now, and it's quite interesting to do farmhouse entertainment. And , my hometown has been poor for so many years, but I can also bring my relatives and relatives to become rich."

Cheng Xiexing supported his head with one hand, lost in memory.

"Do you still remember, at that time, my second uncle's family planted a lot of sweet potatoes, and a group of us ran over to steal sweet potatoes, but he took them and caught them."

"En." Wen Luheng replied, his eyes became more gentle, "My family's main industry is abroad, and there are relatively few in China. It's good that this investment can help the villagers."

It’s not considered stealing when children in the countryside go to pick one or two vegetables from another’s field. When the adults in the village see it, they will even give a few more, just like giving candy to children at home.

At that time, the second uncle still laughed at them for being weak, blushing and unable to dig out sweet potatoes, so he dug some for them.

The children took sweet potatoes, but they didn't take them home for their parents to cook for themselves. Instead, they found a piece of land and started to bake sweet potatoes together.

"The roasted sweet potatoes are delicious, and I miss them a little now." Cheng Xiexing said, stretched out his fingers, and poked Wen Luheng's arm, "Let's roast sweet potatoes tonight, don't you want to recall your childhood?"

"Remember what?"

Wen Luheng glanced at him, and said coolly: "Recalling you, the mastermind, how did you pull me to share the troubles?"

If a child was found playing with fire by an adult, a beating would be inevitable.

Cheng Xiexing's parents also knew the virtues of their children, and they knew that this guy was the mastermind without interrogation, and they were extremely ruthless.

At that time, Wen Luheng was still young after all, no matter how he liked to pretend to be an adult, there would be times when he couldn't hold back.Seeing Cheng Xiexing being beaten, he couldn't help laughing.Even though he has to be taught a lesson by his parents, he is still a little happy that this guy who often cheated him is still here today.

Not only that, but because his parents haven't come back yet, he just stood aside and watched others beat up the bear boy Cheng Xiexing~

Xiaocheng Xie Xing became furious: "I am the mastermind, but if there is no dog-headed military adviser, I can't accomplish great things. How to use matches, I was taught by Wen Luheng!!!"

Xiaowen Luheng: "..."

So, Wen's parents, who learned about this, gave Xiao Wen Luheng an upgraded version of fried pork slices with bamboo shoots!

Recalling what happened back then, Cheng Xiexing wiped his nose in embarrassment and didn't say anything more.

The meal was finally spent in peace, and Cheng Xiexing gained a lot.

Not only did he get investment funds, but he also got investment from the funder's father.Compared with those entrepreneurs who begged the father of the funder for investment, he is treated like an emperor!

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In the West Village, Cheng Xiexing's second uncle chased and killed those scolding guys with a hoe.If it weren't for the old man's old age, and his legs and feet are not as flexible as the young people's, these mean-spirited guys don't know if their legs will be broken.

However, they found Cheng Xiexing's address after a lot of hard work, ran over and yelled at him, and were chased all the way like dogs.

If you go back directly, let alone whether you will be laughed at by other fans, they will not be able to dispel their anger!

After some discussion, the group all ran back.

Afraid they would bump into that fierce old man again, they could only go there in secret, tiptoeing and sneaking like street rats.

"We scolded for so long just now, and Cheng Xiexing didn't have any objections at all. We can't scold loudly now, otherwise if the old man hears it... what should we do?"

"Cheng Xiexing is not a fool, how could he obediently come out and be beaten?"

"Forget it, we won't wait. Anyway, we have prepared so many gifts, let's just throw them in from the wall."

"Hee hee hee, okay~ My boy's urine is so precious, it's cheaper for him~"

A few grinning, directly threw all kinds of garbage into Cheng Xiexing's yard.

After letting out a bad breath, everyone was happy physically and mentally, and went home happily.

On the way, they passed a vegetable field.At that time, I was busy looking for Cheng Xiexing's house, and went straight to the building, not paying much attention to the beautiful rural scenery.

"Hey, look at the sign over here, it was left by Cheng Xiexing."

"This is the vegetable field of Cheng Xiexing's family, right? It's all here, let's just do it again~"

"This dish is really juicy. It's a farm dish. It's not bad to take it home."

So, the fans began to pick up the dishes.They didn't bring too many bags, and they just started wreaking havoc on what they couldn't take.

"What are you doing?!"

Seeing that the sun was about to set, the owner of the vegetable field planned to come over to water it, and pick some vegetables to cook at home.

As a result, he saw a group of people ruining his family's vegetable field!

In fact, Cheng Xiexing's grandmother was sick for several months, and she simply sold the vegetable field at home to others.It is precisely because there are always people taking care of it that the vegetable garden has not become overgrown with weeds until now.

"You vegetable thieves, you destroy the vegetables that you can't steal..."

The vegetable farmer was furious and rolled up his sleeves to arrest people.

Fans fled in all directions, but this was not scolding, but economic loss.The vegetable farmer knew that he would not be able to catch them all by himself, so he yelled, "Come on, catch the thief!!!"

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Cheng Xiexing didn't know anything about the farce in the village.

After practicing his acting skills, he lay down on the bed, thinking about life quietly.

He didn't want to continue living with the reputation of being a scumbag at all, he had to find a way to wash off the dirty water on his body.

However, his so-called friend had blocked him, so it was naturally impossible to testify.

Ren Xiaohong wanted to kill him on purpose, and his mouth was full of dirty water bucket after bucket.He has to figure out a way...

"That's right!" Cheng Xiexing suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

Ren Xiaohong has been kept for several years, and it is because of the resources given by the benefactor that he became popular.When Ren Xiaohong was just adopted but not yet popular, there might be problems with her attire!

"I don't believe that if you don't buy bags and beautiful clothes, you will be finished if you are caught by me."

Cheng Xiexing suddenly became motivated, and hurriedly searched for photos of Ren Xiaohong before he became popular.

However...there are so many brand-name products, and not every luxury product has a particularly prominent logo.He is not a god, how can he tell all of them!

"It's time to find a free labor force." Cheng Xiexing groped his chin, already having an idea in his mind.

He pushed open the door and walked out.

As soon as the door opened, Cheng Xiexing froze for a moment.

In the corridor is the tall and tall Wen Luheng, walking towards him step by step.

"Father, what is your order?" Cheng Xiexing tilted his head.

Wen Luheng: "...Come here, follow me downstairs."

In the courtyard downstairs, washed sweet potatoes are placed in baskets, next to a small stove made of dirt.

Saying that I don't want to remember, I don't want to bake sweet potatoes, but the sweet potatoes and the stove are all ready!

Cheng Xiexing was stunned for a moment, but couldn't help laughing.

"Lu Heng, you say no, but your body is very honest."