When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

Gourd doll...

Wen Luheng at the other end of the video fell into a long silence.

Thanks to the high-definition pixels of the phone, Cheng Xiexing could clearly see the throbbing veins on his little friend's forehead.

He swallowed nervously, suddenly feeling uneasy.

"You, if you don't like it, I can learn from another movie."

Wen Luheng took a deep look at him: "There are so many movies in the world, why do you want to find a cartoon?"

"I'm watching a live-action version of Calabash Baby!" Cheng Xiexing spoke decisively.

Wen Luheng: "..."

There is even a reason!

"If you're not satisfied, then I'll find another film to learn from."

"No, I'll go talk to the teacher and ask him to find a movie for you."

Wen Luheng no longer believed in Cheng Xiexing's vision, and went directly to communicate with the teacher.

From this day on, Cheng Xiexing will lose all autonomy in his acting learning journey, and everything will be clearly arranged by the teacher!

Acting skills and singing were both disliked by the gold master's father, but Cheng Xiexing was not affected.

On the contrary, he was so energetic at night that he didn't want to sleep while lying in the soft quilt, but was thinking about how to earn more money.

With a debt of 2 million yuan, if you can't become a star, you can only make money by doing business...

Cheng Xiexing checked information about Wen Luheng on the Internet and found that he is investing heavily in the tourism industry recently.

"Traveling...the village has beautiful mountains and rivers, and there are orchards. It's not bad to have a farmhouse." Cheng Xiexing quickly made a plan.

In fact, if the stigma can be cleared, he can directly return to the entertainment industry to make money, that would be the fastest.

But the problem is, he has no evidence at all!Ren Xiaohong's child was lost, and there was no way to do a DNA test. How could he prove that the child was not his?

That damned cheap friend of his can't be contacted now...

"Just wait for me, sooner or later I will find a way to deal with you!" Cheng Xiexing hammered the hammer bed angrily.

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At noon the next day, Cheng Xiexing finally got up.

He babbled and ate his lunch before starting to deploy his money-making plan again.

Cheng Xiexing would get rid of bodyguards who don't want money, just to create opportunities for crazy fans.If they saw a few tall and powerful bodyguards, those fans might not come.

"The interview income is still too little, and the compensation is relatively high."

Cheng Xiexing hummed the tune of getting rich, went to the warehouse to get another wooden sign, and wrote a few strokes "scratchly".

West Village is a beautiful place with mountains and water.Only because there were many mountain roads in the early years, it did not develop much.In recent years, with the spacious cement road, it is much easier for villagers to come and go.

There are large paddy fields and vegetable fields in the village, one of which belongs to Cheng Xiexing's family.Cheng Xiexing's last relative, his grandmother, died 3 months ago.

Grandma took care of the vegetable garden every day when she was alive, and often brought vegetables home from the vegetable garden for cooking.When Cheng Xiexing recalled all this, he felt as if a lifetime had passed.

He set up the wooden sign in the vegetable garden, turned around and left.

Cheng Xiexing, whose mind was full of past memories, didn't look at the vegetable garden carefully at all, and didn't think about it carefully.

Grandma passed away for 3 full months. How come the untended vegetable garden has not been flooded by weeds?

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However, Cheng Xiexing waited in his house for a whole day, but he didn't wait for someone to knock on the door.

He raised his hand and looked at the invisible camera installed in the yard: "Oh, it's wasted work."

Originally, I wanted to anger the people who came to make trouble, and then earn a compensation fee.

In the evening, there were finally two tall and burly guys wandering around his house.

Cheng Xiexing was very excited. While waiting, he took out his mobile phone to share with his friends.

"Those guys who yelled to make me look good have come to my door. They are stepping on the doorstep of my house. They probably want to act at night. The camera is not clear enough at night, which affects the difficulty of finding someone. You say I will say something later to stimulate them. Well, we have to force them to do it during the day. Look at the photos, they are really strong..."

Wen Luheng: "..."

"You don't have to worry about my consolation. I'm in the house and I won't open the door for them. I urged them to throw stones at my house. I took out all the porcelain bowls at home and put them on. I can make a little money."

This method of making money is amazing!

Wen Luheng raised his hand and rubbed the swollen eyebrows.

"Put away your crazy plans, they are the bodyguards I hired for you."

Cheng Xiexing on the other side of the screen lost his smile in an instant.

In the blink of an eye, Sunday passed.

Cheng Xiexing didn't wait for a new income, but just waited for an ordinary van.

Although they were going to move in together, Cheng Xiexing didn't bring much luggage.He also tidied up his clothes and some odds and ends, and left.

That posture, it doesn't look like moving, but like going on a trip.

The car was speeding on the cement road and passed a small black car.

The people in the black car are Ren Xiaohong's fans, they are united and ready to teach Cheng Xiexing an unforgettable lesson!

How did they know that the target of their trip has been thinking about them for a long time, and they just passed them by!

The small village is more than two hours' drive away from the city. By the time Cheng Xie Xing arrived, it was already lunch time.

Wen Luheng simply asked people to drive the car to the restaurant first, and then went home with Cheng Xiexing after eating.

This is a Chinese-style restaurant, with beautifully carved telephones on the wooden door, red lanterns hanging inside, and hanging paintings of plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum, which looks antique.

Cheng Xiexing tilted his head and looked around: "This pretentious aura is really that guy's taste."

In the private room, Wen Luheng was sitting upright in a suit and leather shoes.

His thin lips are tightly pursed, and his whole body is full of momentum. Ordinary people can't help but feel a little bit in their hearts when they see it, and there is psychological pressure.

Rao Cheng Xiexing was also shocked and froze for a few seconds.But thinking of the young boy in his memory who was fooled by him, he didn't bend his waist instantly, and he didn't breathe~

"Have you finished ordering?"

Cheng Xiexing pulled out his chair and sat down. He was sitting casually, carelessly, out of tune with the whole environment.

Wen Luheng didn't even frown, picked up the menu card and handed it over.

"Look at what you want to eat."

"Yeah. The dishes here are all good-looking, and the names are as good as the other ones. They look expensive."

Cheng Xiexing held the menu without a price, and his mood was not to mention complicated.

At this moment, I have the heart to beat the local tyrants and divide the land!

You know, even if he signed a contract with Wen Luheng and earned 5 yuan a month, he still made a fortune by trading with reporters... But in the final analysis, he is a dead poor ghost with 2 million debts, and his assets are not as good as a beggar!

"Too expensive? You can eat less." Wen Luheng is a workaholic and doesn't care much about other things.

But in the face of his friends after many years, he showed a completely different side.

Cheng Xiexing sighed faintly: "Lu Heng, you have learned badly."

"You teach well."

Thinking of all the inappropriate things he did when he was a child, Cheng Xiexing felt a little guilty.

He ordered a few random foods, and he didn't pick any expensive items such as abalone, ginseng and belly, just some ordinary food.

Although Cheng Xiexing loves money very much, this guy still has a bottom line.Even if he is slandered, businesses do suffer losses because of his endorsement.He took on the debt instead of choosing to run away and be an old man.

He is skinny, but his nature is not bad.

Wen Luheng glanced at the menu, and added a few more: "You have thin arms and legs, and you can still live with just one meat dish?"

"The vegetarian dishes here are not cheap, and the meat must be more expensive. My heart hurts~" Cheng Xiexing raised his hand, covering his chest.

He was born in a rural area, and after traveling to another world, he became an orphan and suffered a lot from poverty.Although it wasn't his own money, but eating in such an expensive restaurant, Cheng Xiexing still seemed to hear the sound of coins flowing away.

Wen Luheng glanced at him, the corners of his lips curled slightly.

"Before I entered the house, I started saving money for you, Lao Gong? It seems that grandpa really found me a good wife."

If the assistant stayed in the box, his jaw would probably drop from shock.After all, my boss owns a company in the entertainment industry. During the annual meeting, he was surrounded by handsome men and beautiful women. The boss was as immobile as a mountain. He didn't like any of them. He is still single.

Such a pure-hearted and ascetic man would still take the initiative to seduce others?

However, Cheng Xiexing accurately got the information conveyed by Wen Luheng.

Come in, daughter-in-law...

This guy still remembers being fooled into being a bride by him back then!

"You..." Cheng Xiexing opened his mouth, wanting to argue with his little friend.But thinking of the father in front of him, he closed his mouth again.

Seeing Cheng Xiexing's deflated appearance, Wen Luheng felt his appetite whetted, and even ate two extra bowls of rice.

It seems that the memories of being laughed at by my mother and relatives holding the bracelet are no longer so embarrassing...

After eating and drinking, Cheng Xiexing got into Wen Luheng's car and headed to their wedding room.

This is a small detached villa, decorated very elegantly.

One of the guest rooms was cleared out as Cheng Xiexing's bedroom.

Cheng Xiexing packed his luggage, changed into his clothes, and prepared to go with Wen Luheng to collect the certificate.

"Let's go~"

Wen Luheng couldn't help but frown: "What kind of clothes do you have, colorful and colorful, and there are all kinds of ornaments."

"My clothes are like this." Cheng Xiexing scratched his head, "I'm a trendy guy, so..."

Wen Luheng's expression was subtle: "Forget it, I'll take you to a clothing store to buy a new dress. You can't take wedding photos in such a fancy dress."

There is still a dress code for the wedding photos of the Civil Affairs Bureau.

"Okay." Cheng Xiexing stretched and walked out the door.

As soon as he left the door, he saw bodyguards in suits and leather shoes.

"Lu Heng, why did you send me bodyguards yesterday? If any fans came to me to settle accounts, they would be scared away. In order to earn their money, I thought of many ways and lost a lot of hair. Count the money for the conditioner, what a loss!"

The poor Cheng Xiexing is still lamenting the money he didn't earn.

"I didn't urge you to repay the debt, you don't need to work so hard. You don't even need bodyguards, and you are not afraid that those crazy fans will tear you apart." Wen Luheng opened the car door, "Go in, hurry up. If you wait any longer, the Civil Affairs Bureau will be off work gone."

Cheng Xiexing giggled twice and got into the car.

"I know you care about me, but I'm not defenseless. I hide in the house and can't come out. They can't do anything about me. Don't worry, I won't make you a widow~"

The driver who was driving almost slipped his hands and sent everyone into hell!

Wen Lvheng glanced at him, his tone was not turbulent, but there was a faint murderous look.

"What did you say?"

Cheng Xiexing seemed to have heard the voice of the creditor chasing the debt, so he quickly changed his words: "Oh, the weather is really good today, especially suitable for seeking revenge. If there are really crazy fans who come to my hometown to harm me, I guess they will be in vain..."

On the other side, the group of fans finally found Cheng Xiexing's house when their legs were broken!

They did ask the villagers, but their accents sounded like foreigners, and the villagers were a little wary.Moreover, before the reporters asked for directions, they stuffed money, but now this group of people want to prostitute themselves, and the villagers naturally don't want to pay attention to them.

"Cheng Xiexing, come out and die!"

"Cheng Xiexing, your mother is dead!"

"Cheng Xiexing, eighteen generations of your ancestors..."

The walls of the courtyard are inlaid with sharp broken glass, all of which are used to prevent thieves.These fans had no way to enter the house, so they could only use all kinds of foul language outside to continuously irritate Cheng Xiexing, hoping to force him to come out.

From their point of view, Cheng Xiexing is now a rat crossing the street, he can only hide in his hometown, and he is definitely inside the house!

"Cheng Xiexing, your seven aunts and eight uncles are all terminally ill..."

"Who are you bastards scolding!" An old man passing by with a hoe came angrily.

The fans were instantly stunned!

They all forgot that this was Cheng Xiexing's hometown, and Cheng Xiexing's relatives were all here.

The eighth uncle who scolded Cheng Xie Xing was overheard by the deity!