When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

Wen Luheng couldn't even imagine what kind of image he was in Cheng Xiexing's eyes.

Wen Luheng's forehead twitched with blue veins: "How many sticks you can take with this leg, let's try it tonight. There must be a supermarket on this street. Do you like a rolling pin or a baseball bat?"

Cheng Xiexing's face collapsed in an instant, and he stretched out his hand to touch his thigh.

Dull pain...

"Hey, Dad, I was wrong." Cheng Xiexing stretched out his hand and made a movement of zipping in front of his mouth.

Wen Lvheng glanced at him, the corners of his lips curled up slightly, not knowing what he was thinking.

A feeling of uneasiness rose in Cheng Xiexing's heart, and he couldn't help shivering.

Cheng Xiexing hung his head cowardly, followed his little friend slowly, and continued shopping.

There is a musical fountain in the square, and the water jets are sprayed into the air with the music.

Cheng Xiexing couldn't help but stop: "It's pretty pretty. Hey, Lu Heng, look, there are a lot of young couples here."

There are many couples hugging and kissing in the square, as if they are celebrating Valentine's Day.

Wen Luheng's eyes softened a bit: "Well. Although we are not a couple, we..."

on the same account.

"We need to act as a couple in front of certain people." Cheng Xiexing answered directly, "I don't know if I can meet the little boy I like. If I can, I will bring him here to experience it The feeling of kissing under the light and music fountain must be very romantic, right?"

Cheng Xiexing's eyes were bright, full of longing.

Wen Luheng's face was dark: "Are you sure you can sweeten the fake love bought with money?"

"Such false love is definitely not sweet, but it's fine if everyone else is sweet, hehehe~" Cheng Xiexing smirked.

Wen Luheng: "..."

At this moment, Wen Luheng had the urge to kick Cheng Xiexing out of the ranks of shareholders of Nongjiale.This guy doesn't want to do business when he has money, he only thinks about crooked ways.

"Luheng, you're all right, you don't need money. When you fall in love with someone one day, you can directly hug her and kiss her here."

Cheng Xiexing turned his head sideways and looked enviously at the little friend in front of him.

Rich and rich, no matter who you want to pursue, you should be able to achieve your goal quickly, right?

Wen Luheng: "...Money is not everything."

"But you are not only rich, look at you, rich and beautiful! If I were pursued by a tall, rich and handsome man, I would definitely fall into the trap immediately. The kind that would directly agree to it!"

Wen Lvheng glanced at him: "Really? If I say I like you now and want to pursue you, shouldn't you stand on tiptoe and come over and kiss me?"

Probe with a joke.

However, Cheng Xiexing didn't take it seriously at all.His mind was on the three words "stand on tiptoe".

Cheng Xiexing: "...The boss is called to tiptoe to kiss you! Although I'm not as tall as you, I'm not short, okay!!! I don't need to tiptoe, I can kiss you too."

Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows: "Really?"

Knowing that this is true, Wen Luheng still made provocative words, wanting to provoke Cheng Xie Xing and make him do some "bad things" on his own initiative.

Sure enough, Cheng Xiexing was furious.

"You still don't believe it? Don't you open your eyes? Didn't you see that I grew so tall..."

After finishing speaking, Cheng Xiexing pursed his lips and moved over.

"I can kiss you like this."

Wen Luheng's body was stiff, and his heart missed a beat.

However, the light in the square was not particularly good, and some of his abnormalities were covered by the darkness.

He was still wearing a mask on his face, but he just approached Wen Luheng's face, and stopped when he was about 2 centimeters away.

"Your eyesight is so poor, you might be fooled by the people under your command in the future. Would you like me to accompany you to the ophthalmology department? With your current eyesight, I'm afraid you won't be able to find where the entrance to the hospital is."

Wen Luheng couldn't help feeling a little regretful, but his face remained calm.

"Have you seen enough of the hot springs? If you haven't seen enough, we can sit there for a while. You are tired after walking for so long, so you can take a rest."

Cheng Xiexing curled his lips: "If you get slapped in the face, change the subject. Lu Heng, you can't afford to lose. Lu Heng, you still need to be bold~"

Wen Luheng: "...you are tall, I made a mistake, I was wrong, I'm sorry."

Wen Luheng's face was expressionless, and he looked about the same as usual.

However, Cheng Xiexing found something wrong.

Why do you feel that Wen Lv's perseverance is as dead ashes?Illusion?

However, Cheng Xiexing was a little tired after walking for so long.He walked to the chair in the square and sat down, lifting his leg.

Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows: "Are you fighting a transparent person?"

Look at the kicking legs, how powerful they are!

Cheng Xiexing blushed instantly: "My legs are sore, I want to loosen my muscles and bones!"

"There is a massage chair at home, you can press it when you get back, it's quite comfortable."

Although Wen Luheng didn't make any obvious pursuit actions, he never cared less about Cheng Xiexing.

In fact, it's not that Wen Luheng is unwilling to pursue people and doesn't know how to learn romantic routines, but because he and Cheng Xiexing are good friends.If one fails, it will scare people away, and I'm afraid they won't even be able to be friends.

"Yeah." Cheng Xiexing nodded slightly, "By the way, Lu Heng, why did you buy a massage chair? Is it because you are not feeling well? You are a big boss, and you have a lot of freedom in your time. You should pay more attention to your body and don't get bored." Something went wrong. Although you are a young man, there are many young people who died suddenly, and I am still living on your salary, so you must hold on!"

Wen Luheng: "..."

Obviously caring, but after listening to it, I really want to interrupt someone's dog legs.

"You've been quite popular recently, so you shouldn't be short of money."

Cheng Xiexing scratched his head: "I plan to save money and settle down. I am a celebrity, so I must pay attention to privacy issues, and the house I want to buy must not be cheap. Don't look at me now. I haven't even saved the down payment come out."

"Then you save money slowly, and come to me when you have enough money. I know some friends, and I can recommend houses to you and give you a preferential price..."

As a rich man, Wen Luheng has a wide network of contacts.

Cheng Xiexing's eyes lit up: "Thank you, the gold master's father! The gold master's father is really wise and powerful..."

Wen Luheng's mouth twitched: "..."

This Cheng Xiexing is so ridiculous when he flatters.

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After the journey, Cheng Xiexing and Wen Luheng flew back to the wedding villa.

This fellow Cheng Xiexing never knew how to write the word "Xing Ting".

During this period of time at home, he has heard a lot about Luheng.

Wen Luheng, who had been angered many times, couldn't hold back and was determined to deal with this guy.

Under the filter of love, Cheng Xiexing has gotten to this point, which shows what kind of "angry and grievance" things this guy usually does.

In the evening, the housekeeper asked the workers to move in a big box.

Cheng Xiexing was sitting in the living room playing with his mobile phone, waiting for the patron's father to have dinner together after get off work.

He naturally noticed such a big movement.

"What did Lu Heng buy?"

The housekeeper smiled slightly: "Doll clothes."

Cheng Xiexing leaned over and looked at the label on the box.

"Alien doll clothes..." Cheng Xiexing rubbed his chin, "This is the kind of doll clothes that are handed out in shopping malls, right? No wonder you use such a big box."

He originally thought that Wen Luheng had bought something interesting, so he could come over and play with it.did not expect……

Cheng Xiexing had already passed his childhood, so he was naturally not very interested in wearing doll costumes.

He rolled back to the sofa to play with his mobile phone, smacking his lips while eating snacks.

"I didn't expect Luheng to have this kind of hobby after not seeing him for so many years..."

Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao.

Wen Luheng walked into the living room slowly, took off his coat and tie, and handed it to the maid beside him.

"It's dinner time, do you still eat snacks?" Wen Luheng frowned.

Cheng Xiexing quickly put down his hand: "I just ate a little bit, a little bit."

He smiled awkwardly, with his tail between his legs, and slipped into the restaurant.

Although Cheng Xiexing ate more than Wen Luheng, this guy didn't care much about his image, and he always devoured his meals.Therefore, he eats much faster than Wen Luheng.

When Wen Luheng came out of the dining room, Cheng Xiexing had already opened the express delivery, and was waiting in the living room holding the head of the Wanxingren doll.

"Lu Heng, the alien doll costume you ordered has arrived, try it on quickly."

Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows: "This is not for me, it is for you."

"Me?" Cheng Xiexing's eyes widened in disbelief.

Wen Luheng walked to the sofa and sat down, and poured himself a cup of tea slowly.

"You have been giving me a lot of trouble recently, and I will think about whether I am sorry for myself by paying you such a high salary."

Cheng Xiexing raised the huge alien headgear in his hand: "We signed the contract, don't go back on your word!"

"Don't worry, I won't deduct your salary. However, all employees in my company have year-end bonuses. Although this is not written in your contract, I intend to treat them equally. However, your recent performance..."

Wen Luheng picked up his teacup, took a sip, and didn't continue to say anything.

However, Cheng Xiexing had already understood the meaning.

"How much is your company's year-end bonus?" Cheng Xiexing's eyes lit up, and he slowly lowered the alien's head, no longer in the posture of trying to hit someone with that thing.

"Three-month year-end bonus."

Cheng Xiexing's eyes lit up: "Father Gold Master, do you lack an alien mascot? Tell me earlier, I'll put it on now."

Cheng Xiexing put down the headgear, put on the alien's body first, then two pairs of big shoes, and finally put on the headgear.

It was a blue alien with black eyes.The fabric used for the eyeballs is a bit special, it is a piece of black mesh that can pass through the light, allowing Cheng Xiexing to see the outside scene clearly, so as not to become blind.

The doll costume is not light, but Cheng Xiexing doesn't dislike it at all.

Is this the weight of the doll suit?No, this is the weight of the year-end bonus, the weight of money!

Cheng Xiexing was wearing a doll costume and jumped up and down twice.

"Father, the gold master, are you still satisfied?"

Wen Luheng looked at him quietly without speaking.

"By the way, why do you want me to wear a doll costume? You have a new mall opening, do you need me to send out flyers?"

"No, I just remembered what you said that day. I'm not interested in the aliens in the window, but I learned from practice. I haven't seen an alien of this size. How can I confirm that I don't like aliens? So ,Thanks a lot."

Wen Lvheng said in a quiet way, every word reveals the message of vengeance.

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Oops, it's after autumn to settle accounts!

Cheng Xiexing could only continue jumping around, trying to make himself look clumsy and cute.

"Then you see it now, do you like it?"

"Oh, no, I just wanted to ask if you are satisfied?"

"No, no, I want to ask if you are satisfied with my service as an alien? It's not that you are dissatisfied with aliens..." Cheng Xiexing desperately explained.

It's just that he said two ambiguous words in a row, which already made the funder's father black face.

"I think you are cuter in a doll costume, and you will wear this at home from now on." Wen Luheng said coolly.

Cheng Xiexing was taken aback, and blurted out: "Damn it! You really like aliens?!"