When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

Cheng Xiexing couldn't help being speechless: "This should be the most expensive peach I've ever seen!"

"You are quite popular now, work hard, maybe you can afford it in the future." Wen Luheng smiled.

Cheng Xiexing shook his head: "With that money, I can buy as many peaches as I can, but I can't eat this."

The other people at the auction seemed to be full of artistic atmosphere, they just opened their mouths and shut their mouths, and all kinds of praises were made of works of art.Implicitly, I also look at these exhibits with appreciation.How can it be like Cheng Xiexing, who directly dislikes these artworks crazily, as if he doesn't pay attention to these works of art at all.

Many people at the scene looked down on a vulgar person like him, and even wanted to speak to him to battel.

However, Wen Lvheng has an outstanding appearance and a rich family background.These people who came to the auction were not of low birth, so they could recognize him naturally.Although Cheng Xiexing deserved a beating, they didn't want to offend Wen Luheng, so they could only keep their mouths shut.

In addition to some antiques, there are also many modern and contemporary works of art in the auction.

Cheng Xiexing looked at those strange things with a very delicate expression.

"Lu Heng, do you like these things?"

He really can't appreciate this work that looks like a child's graffiti.

"Everyone has different preferences."

Cheng Xiexing recalled the decoration of the villa at home, and also guessed Wen Luheng's preferences.Compared with modern art, Wen Luheng actually prefers traditional Chinese culture and art.Strictly speaking, the Wen family is like this.

Cheng Xiexing was not too interested in art, and he lost interest after wandering around.

The auction is very thoughtful, and a refreshment area has been set up. When guests are tired from shopping, they can take a rest and have something to eat.

Cheng Xiexing suddenly regained his spirits and ran away.

Wen Luheng met a business friend and chatted for more than ten minutes. When he finished chatting, he looked back and found that Cheng Xiexing beside him had disappeared.

He was talking to his friends just now, but Cheng Xiexing was too embarrassed to interrupt them, so he simply slipped away.

Wen Luheng frowned, took out his phone and looked, and found the text message left by Cheng Xiexing.

[You guys are too boring talking, I'll go eat something first. 】

Wen Luheng: "..."

In the rest area, Cheng Xiexing was eating an exquisite cake in his hand, leisurely.

"It's delicious, and it's ten thousand times better than a work of art."

Thinking of what Wen Luheng talked about with his friends just now, Cheng Xiexing's goosebumps were about to rise.All kinds of art genres are blah blah, and it hurts to hear it!

Food is the most healing~

Wen Luheng quickly located Cheng Xiexing in the crowd and walked straight over.

"I brought you here to participate in the auction, but you are better off, just treat it as a food festival."

"You know, I haven't been interested in these things since I was a child." Cheng Xiexing continued to babble.

Wen Luheng sat aside and watched him, talking with him.

He wouldn't leave Cheng Xiexing here alone to eat, or else other people would see him and think he didn't value Cheng Xiexing.This is not the result he wanted.

This guy Cheng Xiexing is too capable of causing trouble. If one day he pissed off someone outside, the other party thought that the troublemaker would be valued by the backer, so he would give him a little favor and wouldn't beat him to death on the spot.

Cheng Xiexing didn't know Wen Luheng cared for him, and he ate foolishly, so happy that he flew up.

Wen Lvheng reserved a box, and the environment in the box was relatively quiet.Of course, sitting with everyone in the lobby is actually more like an auction.

The problem is, the auction is not short, and Cheng Xiexing will definitely find something to eat.Caring pig farmers can only use a box as a pigsty to feed their own piglets.

So, when the auction started, You Shengying, who was sitting in the front row, was elated and wanted to find Cheng Xiexing's seat.

As a result, he peeked around, but he couldn't find anyone.

Forget about punching cotton like this!

You Shengying thought about it for a while, and knew that Cheng Xiexing had gone to the private room to enjoy the blessings, and he immediately became angry.

Some people's lives are too good!People are really more popular than people!

In the box, Cheng Xiexing was eating while watching the auction.

One of the auction items was a white jade paperweight.The white jade is carved into the shape of a horse, which is very exquisite.

Cheng Xiexing tilted his head and looked at the little friend beside him: "Aren't you asking the price?"

"Why should I bid?" Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows.

Although he said this as if he didn't intend to buy it, in fact, he was just not interested in participating in the previous price hike, and planned to wait until there were few bidders in the back before making a sound.

Cheng Xiexing looked normal, and put a mouthful of ice cream into his mouth.

"From what I know of you, you should like this."

Wen Luheng was taken aback, and the corners of his lips could not stop rising slightly: "I didn't expect that you know me quite well."

If it wasn't for caring, who could observe so carefully and guess his preferences just by looking at the auction items.

Although he was really interested in examining the white jade paperweight carefully today, but at that time Cheng Xiexing was busy eating in the rest area, and he was not there at all!It's not that I guessed his preferences by seeing his actions, but simply because I care enough about him and understand him enough.

When Wen Luheng saw something he liked, he naturally took a picture of it.

He has strong financial resources, and he can't do anything else, so he snapped up the things.Of course, those people knew that it was the big shots in the box, so they didn't dare to maliciously raise the price.

After all, these big businessmen have an intricate network of relationships behind them.If you really want to offend people, maybe it will cause very terrible consequences.

There are many rare treasures at the auction, but for the "poor" Cheng Xiexing, he can only watch the excitement.

However, to Cheng Xiexing's surprise, Wen Luheng actually photographed the jade potted plant.

He couldn't help but smack his lips: "It's no loss that the father of the funder, if he eats a peach, he will eat jade."

Wen Luheng: "..."

I really want to open this skull and see what's inside.Of course, it is also possible that there is nothing installed, only a black hole!

"I didn't buy it to eat, it's a decoration."

Cheng Xiexing hugged his poor self: "Spend so much money just to look good. Is this the world of the rich? It's terrible!"

"It's not a big deal. I also spent a lot of money to raise a pig at home that is always good for me, and I eat and drink it all day long." Wen Luheng's eyes fell on him, with a very subtle expression.

Cheng Xiexing instantly put on a flattering expression: "Is it really the world of the rich? It's really wonderful, (ˉ(∞)ˉ)"

A certain pig is still very self-aware.

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After buying the presents, the two of them were not in a hurry to go back, but strolled around the city by the way to see the nearby scenery.

Cheng Xiexing is a big star, so he can only wear a mask and pretend to have a cold.

Holding Wen Luheng's shoulder, he strolled down the street.

A pair of eyes are beeping, and I don't know what bad water I want to take.

"Hey, Lu Heng, did you see it? There are Wu Dalang sesame cakes in front of you."

The corners of Wen Luheng's lips curled slightly: "Want to eat? I'll buy it for you."

The night of the auction was over, but Cheng Xiexing's unintentional words still left a deep impression on him.

Even though Cheng Xiexing usually has no way to talk, but he really cares about him.

Thinking of this, Wen Luheng's mood became even better.

Cheng Xiexing smiled: "No, I didn't plan to eat it, I was full just now. I just think, fortunately, you chose to go into business, otherwise if I try my best, the sesame seed cakes he sells are so authentic, wouldn't it be better to sell other cakes?" Are small vendors going bankrupt?"

Wen Lvheng gritted his teeth: "You can try it. I'm still curious about how much stick your legs can take."

Cheng Xiexing shut his mouth immediately, not daring to act like a monster again.

Although he said he wasn't hungry, he stopped when he passed a candy stall.

"It costs 5 yuan each, and you can choose the pattern. Would you like one?" The vendor said enthusiastically.

Cheng Xiexing nodded: "Are you only able to draw these patterns, or can I draw individual ones if I want?"

"You can customize the pattern. If it is not particularly difficult, I can give you flowers. If it is a particularly complicated pattern, you need to add money."

Cheng Xiexing nodded.

In fact, it’s true, it’s impossible to ask a small vendor to draw a Yellow Crane Tower for him for 5 yuan.Who is willing to toss so long for 5 yuan?

"I want two sugar figurines, one with a beautiful little girl and one with a gold ingot."

"Okay, 10 yuan for the little girl's sugar figurine, 5 yuan for the gold ingot..."

After negotiating the price, the vendors began to draw sugar figurines.

Wen Luheng's face turned dark.

When Cheng Xiexing canceled the sale of sesame seed cakes just now, he didn't look so ugly!

"Do you have a girl you like?" Wen Luheng looked at him quietly, "How did I remember that you seem to like..." Man!

Although I have adjusted my sexual orientation, it is likely that I just met the right appetite!

A strong sense of crisis swept over Wen Luheng's heart and soul, making him even more anxious.

Cheng Xiexing smiled and said nothing.

When the sugar figurine arrived, he put the gold ingot into his mouth, and handed the beautiful sugar figurine to Wen Luheng.

"This one is for you, I wish you meet someone you like sooner rather than being single all the time."

Wen Luheng took over the sugar figure: "If I have someone I like, you will be unemployed."

"It's okay, I might do it now and earn a lot of money." Cheng Xiexing's eyebrows were curved, full of hope for the future.

Wen Luheng took a deep look at him and said slowly, "I don't like women."

"That's right, you don't like women, you don't like men, you don't like humans at all. I understand~" Cheng Xiexing smacked his lips, "No wonder you've been single."

Cheng Xiexing was filled with emotion and continued to move forward.

Wen Luheng followed, and was about to explain clearly and explain his sexual orientation, when he found Cheng Xiexing in front of him suddenly stopped.

He stretched out his finger and pointed to the window of the nearby shop.

It was the window of a toy store, and through the glass wall, various toys on the shelves could be seen.

"You don't like humans, what about aliens, do you like them? Look at this one, blue body, big head and small body...or this one, green head, three eyes..."

Wen Luheng: "..."