When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

What Cheng Xiexing said before was just teasing his little friend.

Although Wen Luheng never found a partner, Cheng Xiexing did not really doubt the other party's aesthetic preferences.He just accidentally saw the alien doll, and his consciousness didn't control his mouth.

Wen Luheng smiled slightly: "I saw a beautiful and kind heart through the skin of this alien."

Cheng Xiexing: "...I want to fart. Where did the alien come from under this skin? Under the skin, there is only my kind and interesting soul~"

"En." Wen Luheng responded softly.

He quietly looked at the guy in front of him, his eyes full of warmth.

It's a pity that Cheng Xiexing was exhausted after jumping around for a while in such a trashy doll costume.At this moment, he still has time to think carefully about Wen Luheng's unobvious affectionate change.

Cheng Xiexing took a few breaths and stopped jumping.

"I'm so tired. Dad, have you seen your sweetheart enough? If you've seen enough, I'll take off this thing."

Wen Luheng's face darkened instantly.

sweetheart...

Whose sweetheart is a broken doll costume?

In fact, the paragraph just now was almost obvious.However, the two were too familiar, Cheng Xiexing didn't think about it at all.

If Wen Luheng just didn't hide it, there was a trace of love from the bottom of his heart.At that moment, his face was as dark as a pot, as long as Cheng Xiexing's eyes were not blind, he could see it.

Seeing this, Cheng Xiexing swallowed.

"I, I'm okay, I can still stand for a while. Father of the funder, take your time to appreciate and recollect slowly..."

These dogleg words did not make Wen Luheng happy.

He raised his hand and rubbed between his brows.

"You don't have to keep wearing this stuff anymore, it's your greatest contribution to keep your mouth shut."

Cheng Xiexing cowardly took off the headgear, took off the doll clothes, and quickly slipped upstairs.

Wen Luheng looked at his disappearing back with complicated emotions.

This guy is really...

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In the following days, apart from accepting commercials, Cheng Xiexing practiced acting at home to prepare for the next drama.However, before joining the group, he first welcomed Mr. Wen's birthday party.

Cheng Xiexing also urged Wen Luheng to go back one day early in order to surprise the old man.

Wen Lvheng was very happy to see that he had such a heart, and naturally agreed to his request.

By the pond in the yard, Mr. Wen was sitting in the gazebo to rest.There was a fishing rod beside him, and the fish under the pond were still swimming around, showing no intention of taking the bait.

However, he didn't force it, so he watched quietly to pass the time.

"Grandpa, we're back."

Old man Wen turned his head when he heard the sound, and saw his grandson walking in with Cheng Xiexing.

"Didn't you say you'll arrive tomorrow?" Old Man Wen was a little surprised.

Cheng Xiexing smiled: "Lu Heng wanted to give you a surprise, so he came back early."

"No. That kid of his has always followed the rules, so he wouldn't think so much. Xie Xing, was it your suggestion?"

Mr. Wen still knows his grandson very well, and he can see through it at a glance.

Cheng Xiexing blinked his eyes: "I just made a suggestion. If he is obsessed with work and doesn't want to come back, I can't catch him on the plane. To put it bluntly, although this guy Lu Heng didn't say anything, in his heart I still miss you very much, and I really want to give you a surprise..."

Although Cheng Xiexing is very naughty, he is actually quite good at making his elders happy.Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to make ends meet.Like the fishing old man who participated in the show before, I wanted to invite him to dinner at home.

If Cheng Xiexing was the kind of brat who was angry with others, he wouldn't be treated so well.

The old man Wen was elated by his coaxing, and held his hand and talked for a long time.

On the contrary, Wen Luheng, the genuine grandson, was left alone,

After hearing that the old man had had enough chatting, he asked the servant to take Cheng Xie Xing to other places.He left Wen Luheng alone, intending to chat with him.

"Luheng, maybe I did something wrong. I shouldn't have let you marry Xie Xing. Although this child is a bit skinny when playing with you young people, his nature is not bad. Some people may like his interesting soul. In addition, his face is not bad, so he should be able to find the person he likes..."

Wen Luheng: "..."

Just think about whether Cheng Xiexing can find the person he likes and get married smoothly...I always feel that his grandson is the one who makes up the numbers.

"Lu Heng, your mother talked to me before. If you really don't like it, then leave. We saw you talking about the blind date standard on the show, and your sincere appearance seems to be that you really want to find someone you like. of."

The old man Wen sighed: "Before I saw that you had no intention of finding a partner, and that your mother kept urging you, I asked you to live with Cheng Xiexing. After all, you have an excuse to prevaricate your mother with a fake marriage, and Cheng Xie Xing also has support. Now it seems that you don't seem to need this marriage..."

Wen Luheng: "..."

At first, he wanted to act well with Cheng Xiexing so that his grandfather could rest assured.Unexpectedly, grandpa had this idea...

"I'll go back and look through the almanac and pick a suitable date, and you can go get the divorce certificate."

Wen Luheng's eyes flickered: "No need."

"Didn't you think that Cheng Xiexing was too capable to do things before, and it was a headache?" The old man raised his eyebrows.

Although he is recuperating at home, he knows a lot.

Wen Luheng looked as usual, pretending to be calm and said: "It is very lively with him. Although it is a bit noisy and annoying, but bad habits have formed, and it is not easy to change."

Wen Lvheng didn't have the guts to confess his thoughts to his grandpa without even saying a word about chasing people.

"Really?" Mr. Wen smiled, "Why do I feel that you have fallen in love with him and want to go back on your word? Although there is no conclusive evidence, I can guess that the two of you must have reached a fake marriage agreement .”

Wen Luheng coughed lightly: "I respect his opinion."

"Respect doesn't mean approval, let alone acceptance." Old Man Wen easily saw through the other party's wordplay.

Wen Luheng was silent.

no denying...

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On the other end, Cheng Xiexing had come to Wen Luheng's room to check in.Because they are husband and wife now, the family naturally arranged for him to sleep in the same room as Wen Luheng.

Because of the early visit, the servants at home were caught off guard.Although they had cleaned up the room a long time ago, they didn't turn on the heating.

It is winter now, and although the freezing temperature has not yet been caught, it is still quite cold.

Although the old man wants to fish, for the sake of his health, he only plays outside for an hour a day, and he still has a room to keep warm.

Cheng Xiexing walked into the room from the warm corridor and felt the temperature change suddenly.

For a moment, he doesn't want to move anymore, he just wants to hibernate.

"The electric heater is on, but it will take a while before the room gets warm enough."

"I see. I want to take a break, and you just go about your own business."

Cheng Xiexing sent the servant away, took off his clothes, and slipped into bed.

"Why do rich people build such big houses! If it were my small bedroom in the countryside, it would have been warmed up long ago."

Cheng Xiexing muttered, and burrowed deeper into the bed again.

Wen Luheng, who was caught by his grandfather, felt a little embarrassed.He made an excuse and left instead of staying to accept his grandfather's soul torture.

As soon as he entered the bedroom, he saw the "chrysalis" on the bed.

"You got sleepy so quickly, didn't you sleep on the plane?" Wen Luheng was a little surprised.

Cheng Xiexing's voice came from under the quilt, a little muffled.

"It's cold, I'm about to hibernate."

Wen Luheng: "..."

"Lu Heng, your bedroom is too big. I feel that human flesh warms the bed faster than heating the room."

"Maybe." Wen Luheng said casually.

Cheng Xiexing poked his head out from under the quilt: "Hey, come here~ I feel that two people will warm the quilt faster, so hurry up and help."

Wen Luheng: "..."

It has to be said that Wen Luheng is still an upright gentleman, and he didn't expect to take advantage of others' danger.Although Cheng Xiexing, who was "too cold to talk nonsense", didn't see his bad intentions, but he still...

This guy Cheng Xiexing didn't play his cards out of the ordinary. If he made a fuss later and he didn't hold back for a while and reacted inappropriately, the scene would be very embarrassing.

"I'm not interested, just warm the bed yourself."

Wen Lvheng put one hand in his pocket, trying to put on a relaxed posture.

Cheng Xiexing pursed his lips, a little unhappy.

"It's cold in your broken room. We're brothers, can't you come and help?"

"Go to bed to help?" Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows.

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

It's a good and serious thing, but it sounds so pornographic when it's said by this mouth?

"Yes, you come up. I didn't ask you to do anything bad, just act as a warm baby for me."

Cheng Xiexing couldn't help but think back to his childhood, when Wen Luheng was more coaxable.

Cheng Xiexing is very afraid of the cold, and wraps himself in a ball when winter comes.Even so, his hands were still cold.In contrast, my little friend Wen Luheng's hands were warm.

"Lu Heng, let's play arm wrestling. I've eaten a lot recently, and I've grown stronger. I'm sure I can beat you!"

"it is good."

Wen Luheng didn't think too much, so he really played the game with his friends.Although, my friend's hands are a little cold.Moreover, Wen Luheng still likes the feeling of winning every time he wins.

Of course, Wen Lvheng, who grew up, already understood a certain guy's sinister intentions.

Wen Luheng took a deep look at the thing on the bed: "If you really need help, I can wrestle with you like I did when I was a child."

For a moment, Cheng Xiexing felt guilty.

He coughed lightly: "No, no need, hehe."

Wen Luheng corrected his expression: "Cheng Xiexing, I hope you remember. I like men, so don't send me such a misleading invitation. Next time, I won't be polite to you."

Cheng Xiexing couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud: "You, do you know what you look like now? Like an eunuch who said he was going to punish me, hahaha..."

The image of the little friend who is pure-hearted and ascetic is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. In Cheng Xiexing's eyes, the little friend can start a new era of super money-making... Eunuch!

Wen Luheng: "..."