When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

Cheng Xiexing was in high spirits, and he was all about testing his companion's power.

My little friend loves to pretend since he was a child. No matter what time, his back is straight and he has a domineering aura.

Let him scare the staff who pretend to be ghosts, maybe it will work.Customers came in either out of curiosity or fear, but this person had no expression on his face, and the employees might think it was an inspection!

Thinking of this, Cheng Xiexing couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

Wen Lvheng put one hand in his pocket and gave him a sideways glance, not knowing what he was planning.

After arriving at the entrance of the haunted house, Wen Luheng took out his mobile phone and quietly turned on the recording function, preparing to trick someone.

Although Cheng Xiexing loves to jump, he is still a little scared.

However, he also has a heart to die, and he doesn't want to leave no matter what.

"It's so dark inside, the wattage of this lamp is really low, it's hazy..."

Cheng Xiexing looked nervously at the road ahead, and didn't notice his little friend's sinister intentions at all.

Wen Luheng secretly adjusted the angle of the phone to try to capture Cheng Xiexing.

"This is a haunted house, and the lighting is dark to have an atmosphere."

"I know, but it's too dark."

Cheng Xiexing muttered, and took two steps forward.

He couldn't hold back, quietly stretched out his hand, and grabbed Wen Luheng's arm.

Wen Luheng's body froze, thinking that his small movements had been discovered.After checking carefully, he realized that Cheng Xiexing was staring intently at the road ahead, not looking at him at all.

...You are obviously timid, but you still want to visit the haunted house.This guy Cheng Xiexing is absolutely amazing!

"Luheng, did you hear anything?" Cheng Xiexing opened his eyes wide, trying to identify the scene in front of him, looking for the hiding ghost.

However, the lighting was so unfriendly, Cheng Xiexing could only vaguely see the terrifying patterns on the surrounding walls.But to find out the scary staff who don't know where is waiting is just a dream!

"Sound? I heard it. Your footsteps are quite loud. If there are fewer people around, maybe you can still hear the echo."

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

There are many tourists in the haunted house, and they are also a little nervous.As a result, when they overheard what the two said, they couldn't help laughing.

The terrifying atmosphere seemed to have been diluted a lot.

Cheng Xiexing walked through the corridor at the beginning in fear, and came to a corner.

"There are only horrible decorations along the way, and I haven't seen anyone yet. This corner is dark, and there are no lights. I have a very bad premonition."

Cheng Xiexing raised his hand and patted Wen Luheng's shoulder lightly.

"Good brother, it's up to you now."

Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows: "Why should I lead the battle for you?"

"It doesn't matter if you don't want to leave, I can push you directly." Cheng Xiexing said, raising his hand and gently pushing Wen Luheng's back.

The strength is so small that even children can't push it.

"Go forward~go forward~go forward~" The chatter seemed to be reciting some spell.

Wen Luheng: "..."

childish!

Visitors to the haunted house entered in batches. Cheng Xiexing and Wen Luheng walked in the front, and the others followed behind.

Obviously, those tourists are not particularly courageous, hoping to let others explore first, and they themselves will follow behind.

Wen Luheng was also helpless.

One by one, they were so timid that they wanted to hang out in the haunted house.

He turned his head and glanced at Cheng Xiexing beside him.After hesitating for two seconds, he still walked forward.

Even though he complained about Cheng Xie Xing's childishness just now, he was still willing to guide this childish ghost.

The road around the corner is dark with no lights.After turning the corner, you can see a small light in the distance.

Wen Luheng walked forward expressionlessly, through the darkness, and came to the small lamp.

The road was calm and calm, let alone a ghost, not even a ghost screamed.

Cheng Xiexing curled his lips: "There is nothing."

"There's nothing, you're so scared. If there's something really scary, you'd have to jump into the sky and smash the ceiling?" Wen Luheng, the pathfinder, couldn't help but insult him.

Cheng Xiexing straightened his chest: "What are you talking about, I'm brave."

"Oh? Well, you go ahead and lead the way." Wen Luheng pursed his lips.

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Great!

They haven't left the haunted house yet!At this time, if you want to save face, don't you suffer?

Cheng Xiexing really wanted to confess, but there was a group of people behind them watching and listening, and he really... couldn't afford to lose that face!

"Let's go, who is afraid of whom?"

Cheng Xiexing snorted, tried to muster up the courage, and walked straight forward.

However, he didn't take a few steps when the first ghost appeared to make trouble.The ghost reached out and touched his leg from the side.

"Wen Luheng, you pervert, why are you touching my leg?"

Cheng Xiexing couldn't help it, and got goosebumps all over his body.

After all, that is my good brother, and the good brother caressing my body tenderly, it is scary to think about it!

In the dark corridor, Wen Luheng's deep and calm voice sounded.

"I didn't touch you."

Cheng Xiexing was taken aback for a moment, then stopped in his tracks.

He lowered his head, only to realize that a hand was protruding from the terrifying large ornaments placed in the corridor.

"Ahhhh!"

Cheng Xiexing turned pale with shock and jumped back.

That appearance is like a rabbit who has encountered a jackal!

Wen Luheng let out a muffled laugh: "Do you want to keep going? If you can't hold on, we can go back the same way now."

"Do not!!!"

Cheng Xiexing calmed down, wanted to save his lost face, and insisted on moving forward.

However, the staff of the haunted house was not built either, almost making him squeal in fright.

Wen Luheng secretly recorded a lot of material, but he still regretted it in his heart.

As the person closest to Cheng Xie Xing, he encountered many sonic attacks along the way.

The haunted house staff can't cause him any mental harm at all, but Cheng Xiexing can! ! !

After 10 minutes, the group finally passed through the haunted house and came to the exit.

Cheng Xiexing, who saw the light again, was about to cry with joy.

"it is finally over!"

Wen Luheng turned off the phone, put the phone in his pocket.

"It's really not in vain to come to the amusement park this time. I have seen your bravery."

"Hmph!" Cheng Xiexing stretched out his hand towards Wen Luheng, "If you took pictures secretly for a while, I might not find out. You took pictures all the way brightly, do you think I'm blind? Delete it, or I'll tell you to look good .”

Wen Luheng suddenly became interested: "If you don't delete it, you will force me to delete it if you have it."

Looking at the tall and burly Wen Luheng, and at his own thin and thin arms, Cheng Xiexing completely gave up his plan to use force to force someone to delete his black history video.

"Luheng, you can't learn to be bad, delete it~"

"What should I do if I don't want to delete it?" Wen Luheng continued to tease him.

In fact, the light in the haunted house was very dark, and Wen Luheng took the photos secretly, so he didn't dare to make it too obvious.So the picture captured in the camera is really not flattering.

Even if Cheng Xiexing didn't mention it, Wen Luheng would delete it if he teased Cheng Xiexing with the video.

Cheng Xiexing felt that his little friend was getting worse and worse.

Sure enough, after becoming a capitalist, he was slowly corroded by capital...

and many more……

Cheng Xiexing's eyes lit up, and a sly smile appeared on his face.

"I'm a star, and I'm quite popular this year. You record my video, but you have to pay me copyright fees. Let me think about how much I'm worth now..."

The corner of Wen Luheng's mouth twitched: "Obviously I am a capitalist, but facing you, I feel ashamed."

"No, it's a normal job. As a star, it's normal to shoot videos, as long as you pay the money, the father of the funder."

Thinking of the poor video quality, Wen Luheng only felt a feeling of being asked to pay IQ tax.

He took out his phone, and under Cheng Xiexing's regretful eyes, deleted the video.

"Why are you so decisive? You don't want to keep my dark history? It's just a little money~"

"Ha ha."

Wen Luheng made a lot of money-losing deals on Cheng Xiexing, but this time it was really too insulting to IQ, and he was incapable of accepting it.

Cheng Xiexing and Wen Luheng went to play two more amusement projects. In fact, the time for playing was not as long as the time for queuing.Cheng Xiexing was a little tired, so he found a chair and sat down, planning to buy something to eat.

"The things here are so expensive, and you're not allowed to bring water..." Cheng Xiexing muttered, feeling a little upset.

Wen Luheng looked at several shops not far away: "I'll buy what you want to eat. The price is a little more expensive than outside, so it's okay."

good……

Damn capitalist!

I really want to beat the local tyrants and divide the land!

Cheng Xiexing gritted his teeth: "Are you implying that I will kill you?"

"Just buy some snacks."

In front of them were stalls selling fried chicken and drinks. The aroma was overflowing, constantly tempting the two of them.

Cheng Xiexing stretched out his hand and pointed to the restaurant on the map.

"Dog Dahu, let's go to the restaurant to eat. I will kill you hard."

"Okay, let's go."

Wen Luheng deserved to be refreshed, obviously he didn't pay attention to the expensive food in the restaurant.

In fact, eating in a restaurant is definitely more comfortable than sitting in a chair.But because Cheng Xiexing was tired just now and found a chair to rest, Wen Luheng chose a nearby food stall.

Seeing that Luheng was really going to leave, Cheng Xiexing raised his hand and tapped his leg lightly.

"No, no, let's eat what's on the stall. I'm tired and don't want to move anymore."

"What to eat?"

Cheng Xiexing rested his chin with one hand: "I want that, couple ice cream!"

Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows: "Couple ice cream?"

Wen Luheng couldn't help worrying whether he was so kind to his little friend that he moved his heart.Such a misunderstanding occurs...

"Yeah. The second one is half price, it's a good deal!"

Cheng Xiexing's thoughts are very simple, and he is completely looking at money.

Wen Luheng: "..."

It's he who thinks too much.

"I'll pay for it, and you can order whatever you want."

Cheng Xiexing rested his chin on one hand and blinked his eyes: "I'm not that heartless yet. You line up to buy food for me, or you pay for it, how can I squeeze you?"

Wen Luheng let out a muffled laugh: "The child has grown up and is sensible."

Cheng Xiexing gritted his teeth: "Do you want me to call you dad? You're so eccentric~ tsk tsk tsk, so you're so good~ You said how much money can I make if I sell this material to reporters?"

"No, no, no, if you sell it to a reporter, it will be published in the newspaper, and you won't be able to sell it a few times. I will sell it to those who want to seduce you to the top, so that they can understand what you, the rich father, like. If you sell it to one more person, you will earn an extra share." I'm going to send the money~"

The veins on Wen Luheng's forehead twitched.

"...Compared to eating ice cream, I think you are more suitable to drink the northwest wind!"