When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

Cheng Xiexing shrank his shoulders timidly, not daring to say anything more.

Although he is a foodie, the northwest wind is not in his diet.

Wen Lvheng glanced at him, but didn't take him seriously, and turned around to line up in front of the stall.

Ten minutes later, Wen Luheng came back with two cones.

Cheng Xiexing reached out and took one of them, put it in his mouth and licked it.

"Sweet and delicious."

"Eat more if it tastes good." Wen Luheng's lips curled slightly, "I'll buy more later, just enough to fill your mouth. When you don't speak, my world is clean."

"That's really a pity. For a long time, you will be staying with my noise maker. Beep beep..."

Cheng Xiexing lived up to his personality, he had nothing to say, and even made noise for his friends, making a machine-like "beep beep" sound.

Wen Lvheng glanced at him: "Your ice cream is going to melt."

Beep, Cheng Xie Xing: "..."

It's still important to eat!

Cheng Xiexing ate the ice cream slowly and took about 10 minutes before eating.

When others are tired from playing, they go to find food to fill their stomachs.But Cheng Xiexing's thinking is to eat snacks, eat snacks...

But seeing that he was out to play today, Wen Luheng didn't deliberately restrain him.But if Cheng Xiexing wanted to eat snacks as meals all day long, that would be a different matter.

"I don't care if I eat ice cream, I'll buy another chicken leg." Cheng Xiexing rested for so long, and his legs were not so tired.

He went to the stall and bought chicken legs for himself and Wen Luheng to eat.

Seeing Wen Luheng, who usually loves to pretend, sitting on a chair and eating chicken legs, his appearance is extraordinarily down-to-earth, Cheng Xiexing couldn't help but feel a little dark in his heart!

"No matter how handsome he is, no matter how straight his back is, sitting on a chair by the side of the road and eating chicken legs doesn't feel high-end." Cheng Xiexing's eyes fell on the little friend, and he was amazed.

Wen Luheng: "...No matter how advanced you are, you are still your patron's father."

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

After eating, the two continued to play in the amusement park.It wasn't until it got dark that the two finally left.

After a whole day, the time spent queuing up is much longer than the time spent playing.

Cheng Xiexing felt exhausted, got into the car, lay down, and occupied the back seat.

"I'm exhausted, I want to lie down and rest, you can take the co-pilot."

Wen Luheng frowned slightly: "Go a little further in, be careful not to roll down."

"Uh-huh."

Cheng Xiexing responded, shrank back, and closed his eyes.

He kept looking at his phone while queuing, his eyes were almost exhausted!

There is no such thing as a romantic plot about sleeping drowsily and getting off the car in the arms of a man and a princess.

Cheng Xiexing, who was lying in the back seat, fell asleep without knowing it.

When the car stopped, Cheng Xiexing rolled forward due to inertia.

But Wen Luheng was driven to the co-pilot seat by him, and he couldn't save him.

With a bang, Cheng Xiexing fell straight away and woke up.

"Ouch!"

Wen Luheng quickly got out of the car and opened the door for him.

"How do you feel? Is it serious? I'll ask a private doctor to come and see you?"

Cheng Xiexing sat up slowly: "Fortunately, it's just a little headache, I'll take it easy."

He got out of the car, seemed a little sleepy, and couldn't help yawning.

From the looks of it, Cheng Xiexing seemed to be fine.

However, Wen Luheng was still worried, and still asked the family doctor to come for an examination.

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On the big bed in the guest bedroom of the villa, Cheng Xiexing lay there quietly, breathing evenly.

Obviously, he had fallen asleep.

This guy's sleep quality is excellent, and he sleeps directly on the pillow.

He looks seductive, because he is a little tired after playing for a day, and looks a little haggard.

The quilt was so tightly covered that it was impossible to tell whether he was wearing clothes or not.

Only the slightly pale and gorgeous face is exposed, which is amazingly beautiful and can easily arouse people's invasion, offense and desire.

Wen Luheng is young and strong, unlike an old man, there is no need for a doctor to stay at home.

He is a VIP client of a private hospital. If there is any need, the hospital will exclude doctors with relevant specialties and come to serve Wen Luheng.

This doctor has also been to Wen Luheng's house several times before, and he also knows that Wen Luheng is single, and he also lamented to others that Wen Luheng is pure-hearted and ascetic, unlike ordinary people.

After all, their private hospital has both aphrodisiac medicine and nursing medicine.In order to keep confidential, many customers will not go to the pharmacy to buy these drugs, but ask their private doctors directly.

Suddenly found a sleeping beauty in a cold room, the doctor was shocked!

"I, the outpatient kit I brought only has commonly used medicines." The doctor was a little embarrassed.

After all, it was said on the phone that I accidentally bumped my head, but I didn't say that I accidentally bumped my head while doing something like that.If he knew the cause and effect, he would definitely bring some wound medicine...

Wen Luheng nodded slightly: "It's okay. If you can't use the usual medicine, then you probably have to go to the hospital."

Cheng Xiexing didn't feel any obvious discomfort, but was simply sleepy.Otherwise, he would not have called the doctor to the door, but would have packed the person directly to the hospital.The brain is a very important and complex organ. If something goes wrong, it often needs to be checked by various professional machines.

The doctor looked at the sleeping man in embarrassment, hesitated for a moment, but still didn't take the initiative: "Can I lift the quilt and examine him?"

To wear it or not to wear it!If I accidentally look at my little lover's body, I won't be hunted down!

"Yes." Wen Luheng walked over and helped lift the quilt.

He raised his hand and gently patted Cheng Xiexing's face: "Wake up, let's do a checkup first."

Cheng Xiexing frowned, but his eyes were still closed, unwilling to wake up.

"Wake up."

Cheng Xiexing, who had been harassed and harassed several times, finally couldn't help it, opened his eyes, and patted Wen Luheng's hand hard.

"I'm in excellent health, and I can beat people with strength! Go away, don't disturb my sleep!"

It's a horrible feeling to be woken up forcibly even though you're already asleep.

If it weren't for the fact that chasing the little friend was just a fuss, not a malicious toss, Cheng Xiexing would not have patted his hand, but twisted his head directly!

The doctor was dumbfounded: "..."

This little lover is so fierce!

It turned out that Wen Lvheng, who had always been pure-hearted and ascetic, was so happy with this.No wonder I've been single for so long, after all, few goblins dare to speak rudely to strangers, even if they are proud of being favored, it must be after being favored!

Wen Luheng didn't know yet, because he was too nervous about Cheng Xiexing's physical condition, which caused his reputation to be killed!

"He should be fine, you can go back."

"Okay." The doctor hurriedly packed up his medical kit and ran away quickly.

Seeing the embarrassment of the boss being beaten, it is better not to be silenced!

Cheng Xiexing had a good night's sleep, woke up in the middle of the night looking for something to eat, and found that the light in the study was still on.

As the boss of the company, Wen Luheng has very free rest time.But relatively, his work tasks are not light. If any unexpected accident occurs, he needs to work overtime immediately without delay.

Wen Luheng was tall and tall, and the warm light hit his body, drawing a long back.

Cheng Xiexing smacked his lips.

No wonder some people say that the men who work are the most handsome, they look very charming.

If he secretly took a photo and posted it online, would he be able to captivate a large number of fans?At that time, he only needs to say 188 sets of photos, and he will definitely make a lot of money.

Of course, Cheng Xiexing was just thinking about it and didn't plan to take action.

He recalled today's itinerary: Wen Luheng gave him a bonus for answering questions, took him to the amusement park, invited him to dinner, worried about his health problems and asked him to find a doctor...

Counting all the help from his little friends, Cheng Xiexing couldn't do such dirty things.

Cheng Xiexing went directly to the housekeeper and asked him to contact the cook for some supper.

The housekeeper smiled and said, "Because the young master works overtime, the kitchen has supper tonight. Preserved egg and lean pork porridge has been prepared, and it is warming in the stove. If you want porridge, you can have it now. If you want Eat something else, and I'll tell the cook to do it."

Cheng Xiexing slept for so long, his stomach was already growling with hunger.

He would be so happy that he could import something immediately, so how could he be picky?

"Just the preserved egg and lean meat porridge. By the way, I want two bowls!"

A few minutes later, Cheng Xiexing held the tray, pushed open the door of the study, and walked in.

Wen Lvheng, who heard the noise, raised his head and looked over.

I thought it would be the caring housekeeper who brought the coffee, but I saw the smiling Cheng Xiexing...

"Boss, you've worked hard. Would you like a bowl of porridge to warm your stomach?" Cheng Xiexing tilted his head.

Wen Luheng finished processing a document on hand and put down the mouse.

"You're still the first person who dared to eat in my study."

"I ate it in your bedroom." Cheng Xiexing took another sip, enjoying the porridge.

When he was a child, he secretly bought spicy noodles, but he was afraid of being discovered by adults, so he hid in Wen Luheng's room to eat.Even the comic books he bought were secretly placed on Wen Luheng's side.

After all, Wen Luheng is a good boy by default, and the adults don't think he will do those "bad things".

As a good brother, although Wen Luheng was a bit disgusted, he still helped Cheng Xiexing.

"Do you still have the face to say it? You have stained my sheets several times, and I have to wash them by hand in winter."

"We washed the sheets together, and I treated you to dinner to apologize~" Cheng Xiexing reminded.

Wen Lvheng glanced at him: "If you don't invite me to dinner and stop hiding from my sneaky things, I will be happier."

Wen Luheng, who washes the quilt, once wanted to keep Cheng Xie Xing, who was stealing snacks, out of the door, but he was kind-hearted when he was young, and he couldn't defeat Cheng Xie Xing, a thick-skinned scourge.

"Ah, this porridge with preserved egg and lean meat is really delicious~ Lu Heng, you can try it quickly, I will serve it for you myself." Cheng Xiexing, who was guilty, changed the subject in a second.

Wen Luheng picked up the bowl and glanced at it.

"If you didn't tell me, I would have guessed it too. Who else could this ugly display be your masterpiece?"

Cheng Xiexing was dumbfounded: "You have a preserved egg and lean meat porridge and you still need to put it on the plate? Are you the prince of peas?!"

This coercive pretender blinded his dog's eyes!

"You invited me to the amusement park today, I should have said so anyway. Don't drink, I'll arrange a plate for you."

Cheng Xiexing raised his hand and took Wenluheng's bowl away, and ran out "crazyly".

His speed was so fast that Wen Luheng didn't even have time to say the words to stop him.

Soon, Cheng Xiexing came back.

In the porridge bowl, there was a pink flower and two leaves.Because the beauty of the flowers is high enough, although Cheng Xiexing's plate arrangement skills are clumsy, the final effect is very good.

However, Wen Luheng couldn't laugh.

The flower looked familiar, obviously it was picked from his vase.Seeing the drops of water on the petals, it was obvious that Cheng Xiexing washed the petals carefully.

however……

Wen Luheng raised his eyes to look at a certain scammer, and said quietly: "Are you sure this flower is not poisonous?"

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Oh right, why didn't he think of it?