When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

Wen Lvheng put down the teacup in his hand, no longer in the mood to drink tea.

Whether it's the cup in his hand or the one Cheng Xiexing handed him, he's not interested...

"It's rare that you can win the audition with your acting skills. Let's celebrate. Do you want to eat a big meal or go on a trip? I treat you."

The corners of Wen Luheng's lips curled up slightly, feeling like a girl in my family had just grown up.

You know, Cheng Xiexing's acting skills are so eye-catching before, he has witnessed it with his own eyes.Hearing that Cheng Xiexing was going out to audition, Wen Luheng had no hope at all, and even prepared words of comfort.

Cheng Xiexing scratched his head: "Why did you treat the guests? I won the role successfully, and I am the one who has the happy event. It should be me who treats the guests."

Wen Luheng thought of the hamster nest that was taken out that day, and those red notes were not enough for 10.

It is completely conceivable how poor Cheng Xiexing is.

Wen Luheng propped his head on one hand, and looked at him sideways: "Are you going to treat me to dinner? I'm afraid I won't be able to pay for the little bits and pieces in your hand, and I will be detained by the store to wash the dishes."

Cheng Xiexing: "...you eat ass, I won't invite you."

"I've accepted it, but I still don't have the heart to exploit you." Wen Luheng raised his hand and patted him on the shoulder lightly, "After all, I'm driving around the city, and it's hard to meet him." One poorer than you."

Cheng Xiexing, who is in debt of 2 million: "..."

Heartbroken!

Cheng Xiexing, who heard this, felt that his soul had been hit violently.

Like a puppet that lost its soul, he lay softly on the sofa, never wanting to move again.

funeral……

The joy of just passing the interview did not make him happy either.

Wen Luheng stretched out his finger and poked his face lightly.

"Is it alright?"

"It can't be done, it's too late to call an ambulance now. I'm going home soon..."

As Cheng Xiexing said, he picked up the cup of "poison and medicine" he poured just now, and swallowed it.

"This cup of poison is just right for me. I'm dead, with no debts..."

He is obviously a poor debtor, but Wen Luheng wants to laugh a little.

He picked up a piece of chocolate, peeled off the plastic packaging, and stuffed it into Cheng Xie Xing's mouth.

"Don't worry. There is a panacea in my house, take this, and you will be guaranteed to be brought back to life."

Cheng Xiexing wanted to have some backbone, refused the antidote, and died peacefully.However, the chocolate is too fragrant, he has been hungry, and he has no resistance to food...

"Hahahahaha..."

Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows: "Are you ready?"

"The medicine is not effective enough. The poison in me is quite severe, so I need to take a few more courses of treatment."

Cheng Xiexing raised his hand, lightly poked Wen Luheng's shoulder, and looked at him expectantly.

He loves to eat, especially all kinds of delicious snacks.However, he was managed by a manager in the past, and now he is managed by Wen Lvheng. He has not realized the freedom of snacks that adults should have at all!

Wen Luheng rummaged through the snack tray, took three chocolates, and stuffed them into his hands.

"After eating these, you are not allowed to eat any more today."

"Oh." Cheng Xiexing babbled, and quickly finished the candy.

His eyeballs were fixed on the snack plate, as if he had been hungry for three days and three nights.

Wen Luheng: "...can't eat any more."

"One more, just one."

Cheng Xiexing raised a finger with a humble expression on his face.

Wen Luheng: "..."

The snack plates at home are often full, and only when the nephew comes to play at home, will there be fewer.Fortunately, it will be empty in less than a week, and it will take three or two days to fill up.

"Eat in half an hour, no more snacks." Wen Luheng firmly refused him.

Cheng Xiexing silently turned his back and ignored him.

Wen Luheng ignored him, just sat there, and started drinking tea again.

There was clearly a person lying behind him, but he acted like nothing happened.

There is such a "big patriarch" of will appraisal, Cheng Xiexing's childhood dream of eating candy and eating tooth decay, also died when he grew up!

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The farmhouse project is still advancing, although the team is busy and crazy.But it takes a lot of time for a project to be implemented.The various proofs of business alone will take time.

And Cheng Xiexing passed the audition, but there is still time before the crew starts filming.

Bored, he can only obediently study at home.

Every day, there are special courses and homework, so don't be too full.

It was the weekend in a blink of an eye, and Wen Luheng didn't have to go to work in the company, so he had time to rest.

"Show me your detailed schedule, and I'll see what you've learned."

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Is this his old Gong or his father?Why do you still have to check!

Although he kept complaining in his heart, Cheng Xiexing obediently picked up a small notebook on the desk and handed it to Wen Luheng.

It was originally video teaching, but because he had too many questions, face-to-face teaching was better for communication, so it was directly adjusted to face-to-face teaching.Freedom, no more~

Wen Luheng flipped through it and said, "I will ask you a few questions to test you. If you answer correctly, I will reward you."

"Okay~" Cheng Xiexing's eyes lit up, "What reward?"

Wen Luheng smiled: "Take you to the playground to have fun."

Recently, Cheng Xiexing studies at home every day, as if returning to his school days.He couldn't bear to look at it, and wanted to take someone out for a walk.

However, Cheng Xiexing did not cherish this great opportunity.

"Going to play? This little reward is meaningless." Cheng Xiexing rubbed his fingers and made a gesture of asking for money, "Father, the gold master, let's be more practical."

Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows: "Okay, all the answers are correct, I will give you 100 yuan."

"Too little. Tickets to the amusement park cost more than that."

"Twenty dollars."

"100 is 100!" Cheng Xiexing gave in.

Wen Lvheng flipped through the study materials and asked directly if he saw something that interested him.As a result, more than half an hour passed, and he still hadn't finished asking.

Cheng Xiexing picked up the water glass and took a few sips to moisten his throat.

After more than an hour, Wen Luheng finally ended the questioning.

"You've learned pretty well, and you remember all the knowledge points."

"Nonsense, this is the ability to make money, how can I not remember?" Cheng Xiexing curled his lips.

He picked up the pen and poked Wen Luheng's chest.

"You really are a real capital. It's only 100 yuan in one and a half hours. I went to the street to distribute a flyer, and it was more than that."

Wen Luheng put down the notebook in his hand: "Let's go, I'll take you to the amusement park. Give both rewards, isn't that generous enough?"

"It will be even more generous if you convert the amusement park ticket into RMB and give it to me. I can still sing praises to you, the beneficiary father~"

Cheng Xiexing stared at him for a moment, and said flatteringly.That appearance, just like the eunuch in the movie.

Can bend and stretch, very smooth.

Wen Luheng turned around and left: "Whether you want to go or not, refuse to convert."

Cheng Xiexing spent most of the week studying in the house. If the house was humid, he doubted that Cheng Xiexing would be able to germinate.

Take someone out for a walk, and the decision doesn't change.

Cheng Xiexing could only put down the small money, chase after him, and go for a walk.

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Wen Luheng didn't want to be stared at, so he asked the bodyguards to wear plain clothes and hide in the crowd.

Cheng Xiexing is a star, even if he puts on casual clothes, he is still eye-catching.

However, he has a pair of skillful hands, using makeup that does not smudge with sweat to yellow his skin, do some facial modification, and then put on a mask, pretending to be a sick patient with a cold.

"Okay~"

Wen Luheng opened the car door for him, and Cheng Xiexing got into the car directly, leaning there crookedly, very lazy.

In contrast, Wen Luheng's sitting posture is much more upright.Obviously he was going to play, but he sat like he was going to a meeting.

Cheng Xiexing propped his chin with one hand and tilted his head.

"Lu Heng, do you mean you are always pretending to be aggressive?"

"You said that if I opened the car door and threw you down, you would have to stay in the hospital for a few days?" Wen Lvheng glanced at him.

Cheng Xiexing cowardly raised his finger and made a movement of zipping.

I shut up, don't be impulsive!

Because of the weekend, there are quite a lot of people in the amusement park.The long queue makes people want to vomit blood just looking at it.

Cheng Xie Xingba smacked his lips: "Come on, line up."

Wen Luheng picked up his mobile phone and checked various financial information while queuing up.

This is, I am not idle after work.

Cheng Xiexing didn't want to play with his phone, he wanted to chat.

He stretched out his hand and shook his fingers: "I'm a big living person standing here, you would rather look at your phone than me?"

"How do I remember that you played with your mobile phone a lot and acted like I didn't exist all day long?" Cheng Xiexing asked back.

Cheng Xiexing coughed lightly: "Let's not settle the old score, let's talk a little closer."

"For example?" Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows.

Farmhouse, entertainment circle...

"Well, we're lining up for the ten-ring roller coaster. Are you, aren't you nervous?"

Wen Luheng carefully looked at the person in front of him, and instantly understood everything.

Cheng Xiexing's face turned pale, and a thin layer of sweat broke out on his forehead.

His legs were also trembling slightly, and he was almost unable to walk.

Wen Luheng let out a muffled laugh: "Since you're afraid, why do you still choose the roller coaster?"

"You don't understand. The cost of this roller coaster is definitely not low. It is a relatively high-investment equipment in the amusement park. I can't afford to lose the ticket money."

The ten-ring roller coaster is one of the key publicity stunts of this playground!

Wen Luheng: "...So you just spend money to pay for your sins?"

"It was you who spent money to buy me suffering." Cheng Xiexing corrected.

Wen Luheng, who had a scapegoat on his back: "..."

He couldn't bear it, and pulled away Cheng Xiexing, who wanted to torture himself.

"Just choose what you want to play. Even if you play all the rides, you will earn money? Isn't it more important for you to have fun?" Wen Luheng tried to correct his distorted concept of money.

Cheng Xiexing scratched his head: "But, if I play enough, I will be very happy."

"Are you happy riding the ten-ring roller coaster? I'll add it to your homework, and you will enjoy it for the next week."

"Don't!" Cheng Xiexing changed his words instantly, "I want to play a haunted house, let's go~"

Alas, who can have a more exciting and exciting experience than taking the devil to a haunted house?

"Devil" Wen Luheng followed Cheng Xiexing and walked towards the haunted house.

He frowned, thinking about how to give this guy some money.

They are all sick from poverty, and they have to hurry up to get treatment...

Wen Luheng was thinking about it when Cheng Xie Xing's clear voice interrupted his thoughts.

"Hey, Luheng. When you enter the haunted house, you go ahead. You are a capitalist, and you are much scarier than ghosts. You will definitely scare the crap out of those little ghosts, and then we will have a smooth journey, hahaha..."

Wen Luheng: "..."

What money do you stuff?

What this guy lacks is clearly a severe beating!