don't touch my ears sir

It was a dark and stormy night.

Due to his status as an actor, it was impossible for Tang Ke to show his face, so he was wrapped up as tightly as possible.

Called a mummy.

Tang Ke also couldn't remember why he chose the time at night, but only remembered that when the other party came, the lamp above his head rang several times.

He was so frightened that he thought there was going to be a power outage, and he already had the flashlight in his hand.

After waiting for a long time, the chandelier sat up in shock in a dying illness, but before it could be turned off, the door of his living room was blown open by a gust of evil wind.

It was bright inside, but dark outside, and there was no one at the door.

Tang Ke himself is not a normal human being. As long as monsters and ghosts can be in Liuhe, although he is afraid, he will not be too imaginative.

He was nervous for a while, then took a closer look, and finally saw someone outside.

But not standing in front of his house.

It was a person standing in the middle of his yard, with long hair, tall, slender figure, and a flat chest—it was impossible to tell whether it was a man or a woman for a while.

What matters is that the hair of the androgynous man is white...silver.

More importantly, Tang Ke's 5.0 vision could not see his face!

I always feel that the man really looks like a ghost with a masked face.

Moreover, he came to Tang Ke to be "deceived" and did not come forward.

Tang Ke thought at the time that monsters are rare in this world, and everyone might have some weird hobbies.

But he couldn't "show his fists" if the guests didn't come, so he spoke first to let the vigilant guests relax.

"Brother," he said.

No one should.

Tang Ke looked at people with the eyes behind the sunglasses, deliberately lowered her voice, and pretended to be very steady: "Shang is actually not that unapproachable. You see, I have wrapped myself up like this, just in case you will be scared by my true face." Come to you, why don't you come to the living room to talk?"

Nobody moved.

Tang Ke thought for a while: "Since you came here to find the Wordless Heavenly Book, how can I cast spells if you don't come here, don't force others to make things difficult for you."

This time, someone finally spoke.

The man didn't move at all, he only asked slowly in a low voice: "A wordless scripture?"

After asking the four words, he seemed to have realized the last sentence, and asked softly, "Shang?"

The speed of speech is too slow, it seems to be speaking word by word.

His voice was deep and cold, like a snow mountain ice lotus that had stopped snowing, slightly cold, but very comfortable.

Moreover, his tone was really murmuring in doubt, and the volume was very low. If other people spoke like this, Tang Ke would feel that that person didn't open his mouth at all.

In addition, they are far away from each other, one outside the other inside, it is reasonable to say that the sound will be distorted and blurred.

But those two questions reached Tang Ke's ears very clearly. Not only that, but they were so real that they were like whispering in someone's ear!

──That man's monster power should not be underestimated.

Tang Ke became more serious. He quietly raised his hand to take off his sunglasses, stared straight at the door, and wanted to see what kind of person was in the middle of the yard with an unobstructed line of sight.

But still can't see anything.

"Yeah," Tang Ke pushed the sunglasses back up, not doing any useless work: "When I cast spells, I have to do this and that...it's very troublesome."

Just like when he first came, the man died again without saying a word.

Tang Ke thoroughly felt that this guest was really difficult to serve, and asked him his name, his tone was not good, as if he was provoking a fight.

A long time, the ghost replied.

"Shang Yi." Shang what?Didn't you say it was fabricated?How can nonsense hurt people?

Tang Ke was a little numb, but his heart beat surprisingly fast for some reason.

He doesn't remember much about his mood at the time, but it's not too much to describe it as suffocating breath and heart beating like a drum. Tang Ke forgot how to react.

After what seemed like a century, the overhead lights blared twice again. Tang Ke didn't bother to pick up the flashlight on the coffee table, and almost trotted out.

But the center of the yard was already empty, so clean it looked like a ghost.

In the middle of the night, looking at the fluffy moon in the sky, Tang Ke thought she had seen a ghost, and whispered, "In these days, anyone dares to pretend to be Shang Yi. It's really true."

Unexpectedly, in the midst of complaining sincerely, his second customer came!

──Tanse.

The guy who is called "warm man" in the group. "Hahahahaha." In the living room, a man's voice laughed unabashedly: "I still remember when I came to Rabbit's big── villa, he was ignorant and I was also ignorant hahahahaha."

When the arms gestured to the big villa, it was very like a mentally handicapped child.

Tang Ke unwrapped the big white rabbit toffee food in Xintun, and stuffed two into her mouth at once.

Keep your eyes straight, as if the person next to you is a dog.

Tan Se laughed and said, "Rabbit, when will your antique business close down? I'm just curious why you arranged the location in your own home."

Lu Shangshi was sitting on the sofa next to Tang Ke peeling oranges. Before Tang Ke could take the initiative to fight back, he said first, "Who stimulated?"

These two people were the ones who bet on when Tang Ke would update the antique world in the group last night.

Say 10 minutes to 10 minutes.

So the two of them came to send money today.

"I didn't provoke our cubs," Tan Se may still remember that time, and she was so excited when she mentioned it, she laughed so hard that she couldn't see her eyes: "It's just a fact~"

Tang Ke: "..."

This pretentious tone is too much to beat.

Tang Ke really kicked him.

When Tan Se suddenly appeared in front of him, he knew each other, but he subconsciously said: "There is only one quota, why come another one."

Tan Se stared at Tang Ke with wide eyes, before realizing that she had recognized her friend, she subconsciously replied, "What's the other one? Isn't it just me?"

Tang Ke shut up, Tan Se fell silent, and after a minute, the two spoke in unison.

"Tang Ke?"

"Tan Se?"

It stands to reason that no one should be able to recognize Tang Ke's virtue of wrapping herself into a mummy at that time.

But Tang Ke was ill, so he arranged "the antique world in reality" in his own home!

The living room on the third floor of the small villa is very blatant!

I have been to that small broken house countless times, and on the way there, Tanse felt that this road was too familiar.

Until he saw an unusually familiar figure.

His best friend of ten years.

During that period of time, Tang Ke "went bankrupt" and spent money on filming dramas, and was too poor to eat.

It was a last resort to make this decision.

In the world of antiques, it died tragically before it was released once.

Tanther mentioned it and laughed once.

"Hahahahahaha." Tan Se snatched an orange from Lu Shangshi's hand, and with the petals in his mouth, he couldn't stop him from laughing.

Lu Shangshi took the white rabbit toffee that Tang Ke was about to peel again, and stuffed him with a peeled orange.

Said to Tan Se: "Because of you, you have to take out 250 expenses on a regular basis, and you still have a smile when you cut off people's money?"

Tan Se: "..."

Tanther stroked her hair: "It makes sense."

Although Tang Ke created a fire in the antique world at the beginning, he is a rabbit demon who can't even change a rabbit. If he really wants to rely on this to "support his family", he must find a way to hide it.

Otherwise, where can Shang Yi find it? How can the wordless scripture be changed?

Therefore, if the first guest he met was not Tan Se, and other monsters found out that he was lying, he would have to be beaten and cried.

This is white, tender and cute, one punch will definitely make you cry for a long time.

As for the first guest before the first guest, Tang Ke could no longer tell whether it was real or fake, so he just thought he was having a dream, and no one said anything.

No one believed it.

As for Tang Ke's method of "crossing the sea without the sky", he hung a pocket watch on a thin straight bracket and swung it back and forth.

Within 10 minutes the person fell asleep.

Tang Ke took the road of "hypnosis".

Life is alive, 360 lines, not proficient in everything, but he knows a little bit.

It is definitely not as magical as the Wordless Heavenly Book, but it is not really a lie.

──Although the effort was not exhausted, it was forced to stop.

Therefore, the old brothers were afraid that he would "go astray". Tang Ke didn't have much free time for filming. So far, the antique world has not "updated in free time" more than five times, but as long as he has time, he will update the antique world. The three of them are faster than a batch every time.

Sending money is worthy of the name.

Yesterday's "place" was snatched by Lu Shangshi.

Tang Ke took out her mobile phone and said softly, "Scan the QR code." Hum—a sound rang almost at the same time, as if they had discussed it.

"Golden Retriever" transfers 251 yuan to you.

"Meow~" transfers 249 yuan to you.

No one really transfers 250, lest the child is really stupid.

It was no surprise to see Tang Ke's calm expression, obviously this had happened before.

Tang Ke: "I'm out of the circle, and I may patronize you a lot in the future."

In order to pave the way for his career, he put a candy in each of Lu Shangshi's hands.

Once this toffee is collected, it will be "difficult to collect".

Lu Shangshi: "..."

Tan Se: "..."

Tan Se held Tang, shaking her hands, as if she had Parkinson's syndrome: "I~don't want~~want~~~"

The voice also pretended to be distorted, as if a tongue had been bitten off.

There are many dramas every day, when Lu Shangshi threw an orange at him, Tan Se easily caught it with open palms, and smiled flatteringly twice.

"It's noon, I'm going to cook?" He said.

Lu Shangshi had no objection: "Go."

Tanther hummed a little tune and skillfully put on her apron and left.

Tang Ke put down the phone and pulled out the remote control from the gap between the sofa cushions.

The projection screen in the living room was turned on and a video was played, and a deep and deep voice rang out in the living room.

"Spring is here, everything is recovering, and the prairie is the season for animals to mate again... The cheetah is ready to go, quietly watching the prey in front of it..."【Note】

The cheetah saw the timing and quickly rushed towards the prey, and the surrounding vegetation blew a gust of wind following its lightning-like movements.

Blu-ray quality is very impressive.

Lu Shangshi: "..."

Tan Se: "..."

This "Animal World" came without warning, and it was still the season of "mating|mating", and the impact was not ordinary.

Lu Shangshi pushed his glasses and thought for a while: "Do you still have this hobby?"

Chatter in the kitchen answered at the right time: "If you see rabbits and rabbits...does the bunnies watch pornography?"

Tang Ke: "..."

Tang Ke: "?"