don't touch my ears sir

gurgle gurgle gurgle—

The sound of cooking in the kitchen is regularly heard in the living room, combining with the elegant and vigorous sound in the animal world, it has a special flavor.

"What are your future plans?" Lu Shangshi seemed to have been peeling the oranges in his hand, and he didn't look up when he spoke.

Hearing this, Tang Ke said "Hmm..." for a long time before slowly replying: "Let's talk, anyway, I'm not in a hurry."

Lu Shangshi nodded, and said casually: "Last time Shu Shu led me in, this time I'm going to be a university teacher with me?"

This "university teacher" is more than 500 years old, loves knowledge, and is a 33-year-old young and handsome university professor with "high morals and high prestige".

He has long eyebrows and a straight nose, a pair of gold-rimmed glasses hanging on the bridge of his nose, and a thin lip under his nose that looks reasonable and unforgiving, and his demeanor looks very "gentle scum".

The professor's professional aura fit him very well from head to toe.

Lu Shangshi is always expressionless, but he is not the type of person who doesn't talk too much, or... To put it bluntly, he is called Gao Leng and abstinence, but to put it bluntly, he is an old pedant.

He is completely different from the person who posted his cute emoji in the group.

"Ah?" Tang Ke, a university teacher, was stunned for a moment, and he said, "I just quit the circle, and I'm still a real top class. Should I go to school and wait to be surrounded by rabbits?"

Lu Shangshi: "..."

"Hey ha..." There was an uncontrollable laugh from the direction of the kitchen, which was particularly harsh.

Tang Ke moved his eyes away from the animal world, annoyed: "What are you laughing at?"

Tan Se, who exposed half of his body by the kitchen door, shook his head violently, and denied it firmly: "No." After denying it, he couldn't help it, and began to say: "You can't even change your original shape, and others can't treat you like a rabbit." , think too much."

Tang Ke: "..."

Tang Ke turned to look at Lu Shangshi: "Brother Lu, is he really a golden retriever? A warm man? Nuan?"

Lu Shangshi thought for a long time, and said, "Speak the most sincere words with the most sincere expression, forget it."

Tan Se: "The one who knows me is still good."

Tang Ke: "..."

Tan Se pressed his head against the door frame of the kitchen, looked at the two people on the sofa in the living room, squinted his eyes and smiled: "The pork rib soup is almost ready, do you have anything else you want to eat?"

Leaving aside the issue of speaking, he looks really warm and masculine, his eyes seem to be able to smile naturally, and when he looks at people, they seem to be filled with the warm light of spring---kindness.

And that smile made both his eyes bend slightly, and the little golden hair on his forehead swayed disobediently a few times, and the color of his hair made his fair face even more radiant.It looks like a milk dog, but in fact, he is very mature and stable while being "milk".

As the name suggests, Tanse needs to talk about sex and love sex to be good, but his "color" is only aimed at the bright colors and constructions.

Tan Se is a designer. The signboard has been around for 300 years if not 200 years ago. All works have the logo "TS".

It can't be said whether it is popular or not. Anyway, no matter which circle you are in, as long as this art and clothing work is named "TS", it will definitely be hard to find.

Of course, the premise is that it is genuine.

Tang Ke shook her head: "No more."

Tan Se turned her eyes to the other: "Where is Shang Shang?"

The orange that Lu Shangshi peeled finally reached his mouth: "Listen to me."

Tan Se: "Okay." After he finished speaking, he turned around and got into the kitchen again. None of the two people stepped forward to help, and they were obviously used to it.

"But the old uncle is not lucky today." Tan Se lifted the lid of the pot and looked at it, with a regretful tone.

The "old uncle" in his mouth is Shu Shu, who has been on the set recently and has not caught up with Tang Ke's 250 times in the antique world.

Besides, even if he had time, he might not come, and he didn't know what he was busy with every day.

An hour later, the busy work was over, and the three of them sat down around the dining table.

Lu Shangshi picked up Tang Ke's food twice, moved awkwardly a few times, and finally couldn't help but frowned and suggested, "What can you do with this shabby house? Consider moving to live with me?"

Tang Ke: "..."

The community where this small villa is located is in the center of the city, a very prosperous prime location. Tang Ke saved money for 50 years before buying it!

What he bought back then was a small three-story villa with a terrace and a swimming pool, where he could hold parties and swim, what was wrong with it?

But Lu Shangshi has had problems with his "little broken house" more than once.

In fact, Tang Ke understood that Lu Shangshi only said that because he saw that he was alone all the time and wanted him to integrate more deeply with them.

However, the house can be insulted, his 50 years of hard work can't!

Tang Ke said softly: "You're still here? Isn't it just looking for trouble?" He didn't even raise his head, he concentrated on eating, and continued softly: "After eating, go to the third floor and stare at the pocket watch for 10 minutes. Money and goods are cleared. .”

Just one more thing to say, finish eating and leave quickly.

After all, they had already scanned the QR code to transfer the money, and the "service" hadn't been received yet, so Tang Ke's hypnosis tool would have to come in handy for a while.

Tan Se naturally picked up a few vegetables for Lu Shangshi, and said with a smile: "Speaking of clearing money and goods, Tang Keke, you dare to impersonate Shang Yi's name, Tie Tie."

"Paji", Tang Ke spit out a small piece of bone, her face was not red and her heart was beating: "Why don't you dare. A paper man, can he suddenly appear and cry me?"

Tan Se: "Then how did you think of this... work?"

Tang Ke: "A poor man has a lot of ambition."

Even the gods of the demons dare to touch their hands, of course their ambition is not short.

"Huh..." Tan Se couldn't hold back, and exposed it: "The demon spirit is weak, and I can't clear other people's memories. I only worked for ten years. What can't I admit?"

After dismantling it, he smiled again: "Bunny, how many jobs have you changed? After all, you were already an actor when I met you. I'm quite curious."

Tang Ke: "..."

"Paji", Tang Ke spat out another small piece of bone, and turned to look at Lu Shangshi: "Brother Lu, can he walk?"

The dog is right, he can't do a job as long as he doesn't get bored, he can keep doing it.

Unlike the three of them, seeing that more than ten years have passed, they can erase all the memories of the people around them over the years, and then start again, and the cycle repeats.

Lu Shangshi was like this when he was a university professor, and it was like this when Shu Shu was an actor.

It's even easier to talk about Se. He is a designer behind the scenes. As long as he wants, everyone can hide his true face. The ones who are more famous than himself are all his works with "TS".

But Tang Ke can't. Tang Ke only has one-eighth of the demon blood, and a lifespan of several hundred years is considered to be profitable. He can't do other difficult things.

Lu Shangshi said: "You shouldn't have the heart."

Tang Ke felt deeply insulted, and "slapped" for the third time, he put down his chopsticks, and calmly made a gesture of "treating guests out".

Anyway, the money has already arrived.

"But I really didn't expect you to use the name of Shang Yi." Tan Se looked anxious, and quickly changed the subject: "Although the big monster is the god of all monsters, his personality is cold."

"Hey bunny, don't you too? Look at you these years..." At this point, the conversation suddenly stopped.

He originally intended to make a joke, but when he thought about it carefully, he had never seen Tang Ke have a crush on anyone. He seemed to understand something in an instant, and his expression was a bit indescribable for a while: "It's hard to be cold, isn't it? Bunny."

Tang Ke: "..."

"Oh!"

Before Tang Ke could make a move, Lu Shangshi raised his hand for him and pressed Tan Se's head on the table.

Tan Se grabbed Lu Shangshi's arm and wailed, "Shang Shang, what are you doing?"

Lu Shangshi: "Talk a lot."

"I won't say it, I won't say it!"

Tang Ke finally fought back: "The hairs on the back of your dog's head are all white, and you are still here to bury people."

Tan Se: "Yes, yes."

The meal was lively, and it was already seven o'clock in the evening when only Tang Ke was left in the villa.

Before leaving, Tan Se proposed again: "Isn't the contract with the company completely terminated at the end of this month? Do you want to play around? I think you want to get you out every day when you stay at home."

Tang Ke only said, "Let's talk about it."

Tan Se didn't seem to be afraid that there would be someone she couldn't call out, so she didn't say anything after hearing the words, and left with Lu Shangshi.On the way back, Tan Se had just sat in the co-pilot, and he was still bowing his head while fastening his seat belt, so he said to Lu Shangshi, "Hey Shangshang, do you think there will really be a Shangyi in this world?"

I have heard this name for decades, and I have never seen a complete story, such as Shang Yi's experience, growth process, etc., nothing at all.

Pale is not tenable at all, but he is out of the ring.

Don't know why.

But this name seems to be mentioned first by the founder of the monster forum.

The founder who doesn't know the identity of men and women, founded the monster forum more than 100 years ago, and created Shangyi six or seventy years ago.

The motive is unknown.If he founded the monster forum to let these monsters who can't tell who they are know each other and rely on each other, then what is the purpose of creating a paper man like Shangyi?

As a result, everyone regards Shang Yi as a spiritual sustenance under the pressure of the world, and its reputation is very big and enduring.

But let alone Shang Yi, even the founder of the forum has never been seen.

And Tang Ke...

"Nonsense," Lu Shangshi drove the car steadily: "Definitely not."

Tan Se sighed, leaned comfortably on the back of the car, and said with a sigh: "If there is really Shang Yi, I must see his wordless scriptures."

Lu Shangshi glanced at him: "What did you regret?"

"No, no, I just want to see it. I'm curious." Tanse stroked her hair jokingly: "You see, my hair is gray and I'm old. Of course, I have to look back at the past."

"Hahahahahaha..."

Lu Shangshi wanted to see him at first, but the laughter rang in his ears. He knew that the dog was looking for trouble, so he didn't turn his head, and even gave a sneer to save face.

That night, one of the few, but not surprising, minor power outages occurred in the city. The only thing that was different from usual—this time the whole city went out.

Except for the emergency call of the backup power supply, which saved their lives after a few flashes, the whole city was plunged into darkness without exception, and it suddenly seemed to have returned to the primitive era.

At night, the wind picked up.