don't touch my ears sir

hum──

There is news coming in.

Tang Ke held the rabbit meat in her mouth, and swiped open her phone with one hand. It was a group message called Qunmoluanwu.

Nuannan: [I heard that the rabbit has quit the circle, let me confirm [the dog suddenly appeared] JPG.]

Meow~: [I think so. 】

Meow~【Tomorrow his antique world will be reopened [Blue Cat Watching You]JPG.】

Ordinary: [Hey, 250 yuan a time, of course I am willing [The Charming Demon Fox wink]JPG.]

Nuannan: [Only you, me, and him will pay for the reopening, and you are still very excited, really... [Golden Retriever sighs helplessly]JPG.] Tang Ke looked at their own emoticons, cute and brainless , The mouth chewing on the rabbit meat let out a soft hum.

Big White Rabbit Toffee: [I don’t even look at you [The Tang family has shown their disdain with their tails] JPG.]

The emoji package is very large, but there is only a white tail that fills the screen in the picture. If it’s just like this, it’s okay. The point is that the tail is not cut carefully enough. Next to the fluffy hair is a little bit of porcelain white meat!body!

The group was silent for 30 seconds, I understand.

Meow~: [Tang Ke, your closet is full [猫猫惊惊] JPG.]

Ordinary people: [A monster with a broken tail who was only repaired at the age of 99 should not come out and show shame.

"Big White Rabbit Toffee" has retracted a message.

Big White Rabbit Toffee: [Uncle, you are more than 800 years old, don't attack with a demon body, I just lack demon energy because of my thin blood. 】

Big White Rabbit Toffee: [Go and shoot your scenes, beautiful vase [smile]]

Mortal: [Do you think you can cover up the fact that you took pictures of your ass by withdrawing the message? 】

"Mortal" is Tang Ke's 800-year-old uncle named Shu Shu.

When Tang Ke first met him, she was still complaining about how this person could take advantage of others with his name.

However, Shu Shu explained that he didn't want to take advantage of anyone, it was just because when he first created the human form, he thought he could enjoy life more happily.

Unexpectedly, on the first day of becoming a human, he had to work hard to earn money so as not to be hungry.

Therefore, his lifelong dream is to lie comfortably at home and count banknotes, so he named it after the first two "sounds" of Shu Shu.

reality.

And looking back at the reason, Tang Ke was still led by Shu Shu to work as an actor this time.

But Shu Shu's acting skills... are not good enough.

Referred to as no works.

Meow~: [sao]

Nuan Nan: [Forget it, forget it, I'm used to [Golden Retriever Warm Man's Eyes] JPG.] Let's flirt, Tang Ke turns off the phone and ignores people, and turns on the computer on the bed.

He casually and skillfully entered a URL.

Like a circle of friends on a public platform, after the URL is opened, there are many dynamics on the page.

Tang Ke started to scroll around like she was on Weibo.

Spring will surely be full of flowers: [I really like a young lady in the company, she is so beautiful and gentle, I really want to be with her, I really want to hold her hand.I want to warm her hands in winter, cover her hands in spring, wipe her hands in summer, and wash her hands in autumn [picture]]

The picture shows a husky staring at the screen with wide-eyed eyes.

Tang Ke: "..."

Looking at the appearance, it is quite pure.

Similar to the Weibo that the public plays, here is a similar platform, except that the players here are not pure human beings, but a monster forum where many monsters gather.

It was here that Tang Ke and the three old guys from [Dancing Demons] met.

1. Do not reveal your identity in the human world.

2. Do not expose the identity of others in the human world.

3. Don't put the world of monsters in a dangerous situation. In this world, monsters are different.

4. Those who do not abide by the demon rules, I will deal with them personally.

──May one day, you and I can stand in the sun without having to cover up and hide, and accept the most authentic baptism in the world.

The above are the only few rules in the monster forum, and finally added a feeling that is impossible to achieve, which has been preserved for more than 100 years.

No one knows who the founder of the monster forum is, and no one has ever seen it. They only say that he seems to be a ten thousand-year-old monster, very powerful.

Tang Ke also found out about this place by chance.

He had always thought that he was the only alternative and never communicated.

For monsters, old age, sickness and death have a short lifespan, just like people keeping pets. It hurts feelings to really make friends with humans.

Besides, if it is known that he is not a normal person, the first reaction of others should not be wonder but fear.

But Zhang Henxing was an exception.

So it was still a novelty for Tang Ke to break into such a place suddenly 60 years ago, let alone he knew Shu Shu when he was just familiar with the monster forum.

Then came Lu Shangshi and Tan Se.Although he didn't know the two of them that early.

It should be around ten years.

The mobile phone next to it was buzzing non-stop. Tang Ke looked at the mobile phone in the idle space of the forum, and saw that several people in the group had already talked about 99+.

The latest news is that they are talking about Tang Ke's "Antique World".

Nuan Nan: [Shang Shang, make a bet, when will Rabbit update the opening of the antique world tomorrow? 】

Meow~: [He is browsing the monster forum now, maybe in 10 minutes. 】

Tang Ke: "..."

Tang Ke glanced at the phone, at the computer, and finally at the corner of the room vigilantly, feeling that someone was peeping.

The full name of the person called "Shang Shang" is Lu Shangshi. After reading Lu Shangshi's words, Tan Se immediately answered, "That's right, I don't want to gamble anymore. It's boring."

Tang Ke: "..."

In the antique world, Tang Ke's account in the monster forum has a lot of fans, and almost half of the monsters in the forum are his fans.

But this account has only been around for three years.

He has been an actor for a long time, and he is well aware of the set in the entertainment industry, like laying the foundation for his next job. Three years ago, Tang Ke created a personal profile for himself in the monster forum.

──Business One.

──The god of all monsters.

It's hard to say exactly where the god is, because it's even more nonsense than that big monster who established a monster forum but no one has seen it.

He's a cardboard guy.

It's not just the pieces of paper in books, TV, and anything above, it's the pieces of paper made up by the monsters themselves since I don't know when!

There is no more paper.

But because it has been circulated among the monsters for decades, the topic has never been broken, and the fake is almost becoming true, so his position is unshakable.

Shang Yi, 10,000+ years old, silver hair, I don't know which one has a small scarlet mole under the corner of his eye, his demon power is unpredictable, he is the leader of a big demon in the Liuhe period, and he has been a demon king for a while, his life and death are legendary All his life, he was finally hidden in the deep mountains and old forests.

Because he is too old and highly respected, there are few people in the world who can compare with him, so he is called Mr. Shang.

This is the general introduction of the "very paper" demon god.

In a modern society where housing and car loans are under great pressure, ordinary people have their human spiritual sustenance, and Shang Yi is their monster spiritual sustenance.

Since it is a god, it will always have unique personal characteristics.

──He is 10,000+ years old, still an old bachelor, very sexually frigid, and he is neither male nor female!

When others get closer to him, they will be stopped by a sharp voice: "Stay away from me!"

Tang Ke just used this as a gimmick, and it miraculously became popular!

Unlike the Shang Yi that has been circulated for decades, the Shang Yi that has been circulated in the antique world is quite different.

He said that Shang Yi was not silver-haired, but white-haired, a bad old man.

He said Shang Yi Pea Eyes Peggy Nose.

He said that Shang Yi was five feet shorter, and his appearance was only a little bit less than that of the blue face and the fangs.

He said that Shang Yi had a bad temper.

He says……

In short, Shang Yi in the antique world is extremely ugly.The point is, the master behind it said: "I'm talking about myself, I look like this."

As soon as the news got out at that time, it immediately attracted many people to watch.

Everyone was curious, and Tang Ke was too serious when he said "myself", so she didn't seem guilty at all.

Even if they tried their best to say it was false at the beginning, there is no Shang Yi in this world, after two years, they were fooled into believing seven｜eight, automatically believing that even if the opposite party is not Shang Yi, they must be someone who has a close relationship with Shang Yi .

At least he knows.Look at the description of the characteristics from top to bottom, from the inside to the outside, you can't lie.

And for some reason, Shang Yi, who is suddenly close to the "ordinary monster", is more popular!

They had a strange sense of cognition—it turns out that the demon god is not so unattainable.

Really down to earth.

Tang Ke, who originally intended to create a persona, completely "made" the antique world.

And his ability to market the antique industry is also borrowed from the paper demon god.

It is rumored that Shang Yi has a natal spiritual tool, named Wordless Book of Heaven, which can go to the sky and enter the earth, and go back to see the future.

There is nothing in the world, and there is nothing that cannot go without it.

It's just that Shang Yi in the monster forum never "predicts the future", the reason is unknown.

After the "Ugly Merchant No. [-]" in the antique world appeared, many people really said that they wanted to find him in the wordless book.

The life of a monster is long, and there are too many things to regret.

Immediately afterwards, the antique industry really responded to this.

It was so successful that it finally came in handy.

The fact that Shang Yi is also short of money makes everyone feel more real!

After all, no one can escape the curse of having no money.

Sympathy.

Therefore, as soon as this trend in the antique world appeared, it was unexpectedly supported.

When the time and place were confirmed, Tang Ke prepared all the necessary things, because he had never done anything bad, so he welcomed his first guest in the tension of being about to "cheat" for the first time.

──Business One.