Monster Psychology Clinic

Simon and Hollow glanced at each other.

Kong Xin said, "I see!"

Simon's heart was greatly relieved, and all the nerves that had been tossing all night were also relaxed.

Ming Huan frowned and glanced at the layout of the room.

Very good, I just went back to the Demon Realm, and by the way warned all the demons that a demon conference will be held in three days.

As a result, Simon not only sent himself to a mental hospital, but also posted the King Kong Fumo Sutra beside his bed.

Just don't wait to see yourself?

Ming Huan raised his eyebrows, walked in casually, and sat on the chair beside Simon's bed. He seemed to have dusted off the chair casually, but it turned out that eighteen invisible scriptures pasted on the chair Ripped off and thrown in the trash.

Ming Huan said, "I'll take you back!"

After Simon was sure that all of this was not his hallucination and that his mental functions were intact, his brain was enough.

Simon said, "Are you my black cat, cat demon?"

Probably "my family" said what the devil was thinking, Ming Huan felt a burst of comfort, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise slightly, he said: "Yeah, anyway, we have slept so many times, and the deity will come to sleep often in the future." your."

When he said this, the tall and handsome man had no expression on his face, but the tips of his ears were as red as boiled shrimp.

Simon is very calm. As a psychiatrist, he often refuses some strange requests from patients, and he is very good at rejecting others. In fact, after experiencing snake spirits, mermaid monsters, and Ami, he is almost used to rejecting monsters.What's more, this is a cat that has been raised by myself for a long time, and is often caught and pawed!It’s okay to pet the cat, but it’s okay to sleep the cat.

So Simon walked to the bathroom of the ward on his own, while washing his face and brushing his teeth, he said, "Xiao Hei, it's impossible for the two of us, I don't like having sex with cats."

Ming Huan frowned, and he followed to the bathroom, only to find that the Vajra Demon Sutra was plastered all over it.Of course Lord Mozun is not afraid of these scriptures. What he is worried about is that he seems to be refusing from Simon's tone just now?

Master Mozun is not afraid of rejection, he said: "I am serious!"

While washing his face, Simon said: "Well, I have also done some research on the behavior of cats, and I know that your sexual impulse is related to seasonal changes. But human beings are different. I don't feel that way about you. Maybe you should change your partner. .”

Minghuan became frantic, and pressed Simon who was washing his face from behind, and pressed him directly to the mirror on the wall through the washbasin.

The shadows of two people were reflected in the mirror, the young doctor with his face pressed against the mirror, and the big devil with fierce eyes.

Ming Huan approached Simon's ear, brushed his lips against the other's earlobe, and said almost gnashing his teeth: "I like you, come with me!"

As he spoke, he grabbed Simon's wrist.

Unexpectedly, when it just touched Simon's wrist, a golden light flashed from the wrist.The golden light was like a halo, covering Simon.And the edge of this golden light, like a sharp blade, drew a bloodstain on Ming Huan's palm.

Ming Huan shook his hand, quickly shook off Simon's wrist, and looked at his palm in disbelief!

That's right, although his appearance has fully recovered, his skills have only recovered three levels.But even these three floors are enough to be proud of the Three Realms.

What is it that can actually hurt yourself?

Ming Huan turned around, but saw a bald monk standing at the door.

When the monk entered the door, he was lying weakly on the hospital bed beside him, unable to feel any mana fluctuations, so Ming Huan directly thought that he was an ordinary person, and didn't take him seriously at all.

At this moment, the monk's left wrist was still wrapped with bloody gauze, but streaks of golden light emanated from his body. He clasped his hands together, opened his lips slightly, and recited sutras in a low voice from his mouth, as if with The power of supreme merit is general.

"Nan Wu Drink Na Tan Na Duo Na Ye Ye!"

Every time he uttered a word, that word turned into a palm-sized rune shining with golden light in mid-air, and shot towards Ming Huan.

For a moment, the golden light in the small washroom rose sharply, and golden letters flew all over the sky, which forced Ming Huan to take half a step back.

Ming Huan snorted coldly, he never expected to meet a monk with such skill in a mental hospital.

The man in black took a deep breath, stretched out his slender hand, and swiped into the air. A black air flow flew out from his fingertips. The black air flow did not disperse after flying out, but instead Gathered in one place, they spun rapidly, forming a black whirling nest.

The black vortex seemed to have a huge suction force, and the golden runes that were emitting bursts of golden light just now rushed towards the black vortex involuntarily.In just an instant, all the runes were swallowed by the vortex.

Even the golden bracelet on Simon's wrist was sucked away by the vortex.

Zen Master Hollow, who was standing at the door of the bathroom, looked pale. He watched all this in disbelief, stepped back half a step, and leaned against the upper wall, his arms trembling uncontrollably.

Ming Huan took a step forward, reached out and grabbed Zen Master Hollow's neck, lifted him into the air, and snorted coldly: "Dare to meddle in my own business? Go to hell!"

After the words fell, Ming Huan closed his claws, seeing that Zen Master Hollow was about to die under the claws of the devil.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, a light suddenly shot out from behind Ming Huan.

The light came strangely, a straight red ray just passed through Ming Huan's ear, fell on the wall, and reflected a red spot on the wall.

The worst thing was that the red dot on the wall was still dangling back and forth, making Mozun's heart... a little itchy.

Simon's voice also came at this moment: "Xiao Hei, that is my patient, let him go, I will give you something fun, if you exercise more, it should be able to distract your inner restlessness."

Ming Huan turned his head and looked at the psychiatrist who had been sleeping with him for several months with complicated eyes.

This damn psychiatrist must have read the book "Psychotherapy of Cats".

The corners of the young doctor's mouth were slightly upturned, and his eyes were full of tenderness. Even if he was facing the murderous monster, he was not afraid at all. He just held the laser pointer in his hand, and the tip of the pen shook slightly, so the person on the opposite wall The red laser dots also swayed.

"Aww..." Ming Huan let out a weak sob from his throat.

Simon walked over and said, "Hey boy, you trust my judgment as a psychiatrist. Your feelings for me are not love, but just a biological instinct, and it will pass soon."

Mozun-sama weakly let go of the monk in his hand.

The monk clutched his neck and coughed violently.

Simon said: "Of course I have raised you for such a long time, and it is impossible for me to see you in trouble. If you want, I will find a way to help you. I can ask Light Blue to post a post to help you recruit female cat demons." ..."

Minghuan couldn't hear what Simon was saying at all.

Out of the corner of his eye, he kept looking at the red dots on the wall that kept shaking.

He remembered very clearly that the small laser pointer in Simon's hand was a cat teasing pen that he bought online a month ago.

When he was a little black cat, he loved playing this game with Simon the most.

And what's even more fun is that when you're tired from playing, you can lie on Simon's lap and enjoy the other's touching and kneading.

Ming Huan sighed in his heart, he couldn't bear it anymore.

Although the appearance has recovered, and the power has returned a lot, but the power of concentration is still a little bit worse.

Then a black shadow passed by, and a black cat rushed towards the red dot on the wall.

Soon, there were four people in this ward, watching a cat playing with laser light.

In the end, Ming Huan was tired from playing, and as usual, rubbed against Simon's lap.

Simon doesn't dislike his cat as a monster, he still masturbates whenever he should.

Ming Huan looked desperately at the plastic bag he brought aside, and there were two roses in the plastic bag.

He squatted on Simon's lap and asked, "You really don't want to go back to the Demon Realm with me? It's actually pretty good to be my forbidden..."

Simon rubbed the black cat's ears easily.

it is more than words.

Finally, the black cat walked away despondently, carrying its own plastic bag in its mouth.

The two roses in the plastic bag drooped their heads, listlessly following the black cat's steps.

Ming Huan couldn't figure it out, he clearly made up his mind to show his arrogance and take away the male favorite, why didn't he even send out the roses in the end!

When he returned to the Demon Realm, he felt his heart was broken!I have no interest in practicing, holding meetings, or subverting the world.

It's better to take out your phone and swipe your posts to do this.Of course, instead of going to the demon forum, I went directly to the broken relationship forum.

Suddenly, an advertisement jumped into his eyes.

The content of the ad is simple, "Do you want to get back after breaking up? Don't know how to get along with your lover? Want to chase after a male god but he just ignores me? Sanshi Qingyuan Company will help you solve all your emotional problems."

Ming Huan clicked involuntarily, and soon an emotional analyst chatted with Ming Huan.

The analyst said: "May I ask what problem you have encountered? I can help you analyze it"

Ming Huan said: "I like someone, but... I don't know how to chase him. The two roses I bought today were not given away."

The analyst replied quickly: "Oh, are you in love with him?"

Ming Huan said: "No, I slept with him for four months, but he doesn't seem to regard me as his man!"

The analyst over there shook his hands, but quickly calmed down: "Well, you are of the same sex, right?"

Ming Huan said: "Yes."

Soon, the analyst started his product buying routine: "Obviously, you are not attractive enough to him, so even though he often sleeps together, he has no idea of ​​falling in love with you. Can you tell me your income How much is it, so that I can make a comprehensive assessment of the possibility of you being together."

Ming Huan thought about it, and felt that what the emotional analyst said made sense, so he reported a random number as his income.

The emotional analyst continued: "Of course there are also relationship skills that need to be improved. Sending flowers to men is an extremely bad strategy!"

Ming Huan felt like he was enlightened, and felt that the other party was very professional!

The analyst continued to work hard: "Love is not just a sincere heart, it also requires management, strategies and skills. Our 'Sanshi Qingyuan' company is a professional emotional company, with professional emotional mentors, and is a national second-level psychological company. Consultants and state-level marriage and family counselors are very experienced in this area, and they will definitely help you catch up with your beloved! Of course, we need you to pay a certain fee, would you like it?"

Ming Huan scratched his chin with his paw, thinking that this deal is a good deal!

And he felt that what the emotional analyst said was right. It was true that he was not attractive enough, and there was a problem with the way he pursued him. He didn't know before that he couldn't send roses to men!

So Ming Huan was very generous and bought the most expensive service from this emotional company.

Gold medal emotional mentor, one-on-one professional counseling, three months of hands-on teaching you to chase male gods, the winning rate is 100%!Of course, the price is also very expensive, with a discount of 10 RMB.

Without hesitation, Ming Huan asked his shadow protector to transfer 10 yuan to the other party.

Then the company quickly passed on the contract.

When Ming Huan lifted his paw and wrote his name on it, he felt that—letting Simon be imprisoned willingly—it was all right!