Monster Psychology Clinic

After Ming Huan left, Simon was almost limp on the bed.

This was the first time he had faced a threatening monster who really wanted to fuck himself.If he hadn't been in contact with Ming Huan, if he hadn't understood the psychological laws of cats, he might have confessed his chastity to the ward today.What's more, at this moment, I have already been treated like this by a cat in the demon world!

But in the operation just now, Taishan collapsed in front of him and he was able to calmly take out the funny cat laser pointer, which really exhausted all the psychological energy of a mortal.

So at this moment, mortal Simon can only lie down and pant, exhausted physically and mentally.

Not only that, the Hollow Mage who was lying limp on the hospital bed with him murmured a big news to Simon at this moment.

Hollow panted and said, "Doctor Simon, there is good news and bad news."

Simon said: "The good news I know is that I am sane and you all saw him just now!"

Zen Master Hollow said: "The bad news is...your cat is really the legendary Demon Lord!! When he was fighting with me just now, the heaven and earth whirlpool was the Demon Lord's unique move, and the only one in the world is the Demon Lord!" will use!"

a bolt from the blue!

At least the bolt from the blue hit the computer monster.

The computer monster shivered and pulled out his own hard disk data, which contained legends from the demon world.

Legend has it that the Demon Lord is moody, and if he disagrees with him, his corpse will float for thousands of miles.

Legend has it that the Demon Lord is dissolute and shameless, and the number of forbidden people caught is not [-] but [-]!

Legend has it that the Demon Lord is persistent, and there is nothing he wants in this world that he can't get!

The computer monster looked at Simon with a sympathetic look.

Qian Lan said: "Does the master want me to recommend an anorectal doctor to you?"

Simon glanced at the computer monster: "Go and complete the discharge procedures for me!"

So Qian Lan and Zen Master Kukai went side by side to handle the discharge procedures of their family members.

Only Simon and Zen Master Hollow were left in the ward.

Simon said: "I don't have sexual impulses for cats, master, you have a lot of experience, can you..."

Zen Master Hollow rejected Simon's request: "Don't look for me. Although the Demon Venerable showed mercy to the poor monk just now, the poor monk knows how much he has. If you want to ask someone to help you with this matter, I'm afraid it's only in the legend. The only Zibai real person who can compete with the Demon Lord!"

Simon silently thought of the caveman, the unlucky guy who couldn't ascend after tens of thousands of years of practice.

The discharge procedures were quickly completed. After Simon was discharged from the hospital, he had time to attend the closing ceremony of the psychology conference in the multi-function hall of the hospital.

Light blue turned into a headset, and said in Simon's ear, "Master, these three days are really thrilling!"

After the words fell silent, the brothers Kukai and Kongxin stood beside Simon.

Kong Xin said: "Benefactor, the poor monk has decided to go home with you."

Simon was overjoyed, and quickly instructed Qian Lan to book a flight ticket.

Finally, the psychology conference came to an end, and Simon squeezed forward at the last moment and stopped a domestic big coffee.

"Mr. Zhang!" Simon bowed respectfully to the gray-haired professor, "Can I leave your contact information?"

Professor Zhang looked at the young man in front of him suspiciously: "I remember you, didn't you work on neurosis and personality disorder?"

Simon said: "I am also very interested in the psychology of animals. You are the best psychologist in China who studies cats. I have many questions to ask you."

Professor Zhang was absolutely unpopular at this conference, and the sales of his book "Psychotherapy of Cats" were not very good. Now there is a young man who seems to be preparing to step into the ranks of feline psychological research, which is very good !

After the two happily added WeChat to each other, Professor Zhang enthusiastically sent all the electronic manuscripts of his unsold books to Simon in one go.

And after posting, there is also a cute tongue sticking emoji.

Simon is really unbelievable, this is the style of top scientists in their 70s and [-]s in China.

After the conference, Simon and Master Hollow rushed to the airport that night.

As for Kukai, he still does his business of subjugating demons locally, charging a lot of money.

On the plane, Simon said to Hollow: "Zen Master, you really have a kind heart, and finally figured out to help me get through the difficulties. To be honest, if I knew it was a monster, I would definitely not pick it up and raise it!"

Master Hollow clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, you are mistaken, I just want to seek psychological treatment from you."

Simon choked on his own saliva.

Master Hollow continued: "The poor monk knows that his own is not depression, but the poor monk's psychological problems are more terrifying than depression."

Simon said, "We're a little familiar, isn't it suitable?"

Master Hollow said: "It's appropriate. The poor monk has been reluctant to see a psychiatrist because he can't believe it. But the poor monk believes in you, the benefactor!"

Simon no longer wants to emphasize the ethical issues of psychotherapy.

Anyway, he has broken the precept so many times, and even though the person in front of him is a human being, he is also involved in the demon world, not an ordinary human being.

So Simon said depressedly: "I took you as a magician, but I didn't expect that you just wanted to talk to me about psychological problems."

Master Hollow smiled, and the treasure looked solemn: "The poor monk will pay for the diagnosis and treatment."

It was midnight when Simon got home.

Although counting back and forth, I only went out for five days in total, but what I experienced in these five days was like a roller coaster. Some people may not have experienced so much in their entire lives.

After arriving home, Simon ignored it and fell asleep.

When the sun shone in in the morning, Simon vaguely stretched out his hand to pull the heavy object on his body, and said vaguely, "Xiao Hei, don't press me down..."

Then a light blue voice rang in Simon's ear: "Master! Get up and clean up, we are ready to pick up guests!"

Simon spent a whole morning tidying up the house, tidying up the cat food on the balcony and the cat litter, feeling a little melancholy in his heart.

Hey, the little black cat that I have worked so hard to raise, how can I change it?

With this feeling of melancholy, he started his day's work.

The mood of a psychiatrist greatly affects his working state. In many cases, the reason why a psychiatrist can help patients out of trouble is not because of his high technical level, but because his psychological energy is strong enough.

But now, Simon is obviously a little absent-minded, and his mental energy is not as good as before.

At least, when the patient was lying on the recliner and talking about his misery, Simon always had his black cat uncontrollably in his mind.

He remembered the psychological characteristics of felines that Professor Zhang had sent him.

Male cats usually come into heat in the spring, there will be half a month, and they will urinate everywhere.At this time, male cats will become very irritable and even make many incomprehensible behaviors.This is not their original intention, but the reason for the secretion of hormones in the body.

So at this time, as the owner, petting and toys can distract them.

"Doctor Simon! Doctor Simon!!" After the patient finished speaking, he waited for a long time for Simon's response, so he turned his head and found that the psychiatrist was in a daze.

Simon came back to his senses and immediately went to work.

But soon, while waiting for the next patient, Simon began to think about the article sent by Professor Zhang again.

It is written in it that the physical characteristics of male cats are very discordant and cannot be described very well. Even if they are copied and written into online novels according to the serious style of textbooks, they will be warned or even harmonized. The kind that requires the author to modify it.Simon stared at this discordant physiology textbook for a while, and immediately saw the female cat, which was a species that surprised him even more.

Of course, the most amazing thing is the female cat, because generally mammals ovulate first and then fertilize, while female cats fertilize first and then ovulate, so there are often female cats who give birth to a litter of kittens, and the litter of kittens has different characteristics. dad!

How does the poor male cat prevent this?It has not been researched yet.

However, according to Professor Zhang’s research, some male cats will guard the female cats closely out of instinctive needs, and even some cats with psychological distortions will kill the female cats when they find such signs.

Simon recalled that Ming Huan asked himself to go to the devil world with him, saying "forbidden-skin", the first time the psychiatrist felt pain and discomfort.

After finally finishing seeing the patients all day, Simon decided that he couldn't sit still like this!Black Cat might be making a comeback soon, he must act aggressively!

Simon went out with his laptop computer, and ordered his laptop computer to call out global statistics and all electronic monitoring equipment to search, and he must find the whereabouts of the "Zibai real person" who was driven away by him back then!

While Simon waited patiently for Qian Lan to invade the national security system to search all personnel records, Mozun Ming Huan finally made the first contact with his gold medal mentor.

Ming Huan is not a patient devil, so after signing the emotional counseling contract, he made an appointment with his gold medal mentor the next day.

The gold medal tutor is the most expensive consultant of Sanshi Qingyuan Company, and the interview fee is 3000 yuan an hour.

But Lord Mozun doesn't care, as long as Simon is willing to be imprisoned, the whole world can afford it!

At this moment, Ming Huan was looking nervously at the man in his 40s.

The gold medal instructor, surnamed Wang, wears a professional suit and has a flat head. Although he is over 40, he is in good shape, with a straight back and a flat belly. He looks like he exercises regularly.

Wearing gold-rimmed glasses, he looked very capable and professional.

Ming Huan called her Teacher Wang.

"The appearance is pretty good, and you can afford to hire me, so it seems that the economic aspect is not a problem. You don't have the two most difficult points, so the success rate will increase a lot." Teacher Wang said, "You Saying that he is willing to sleep with you, but he is not willing to fall in love with you, it must be a problem of communication style and personality."

Ming Huan nodded vigorously: "Teacher, what should I do now?"

The gold medal instructor smiled slightly: "Don't worry, we will guide you 24 hours a day. Today you first do a training to improve your masculinity!"

Ming Huan felt a little ashamed looking at the thick stack of evaluation reports, emotional pursuit plans, and teasing skills in front of him.

At the beginning, there were so many little monsters in the devil world who wanted to take the initiative to warm the bed and seek a higher position, thinking that they were full of charm.

Now after reading these professional reports and study materials, Ming Huan feels that the little demons in the demon world are so obsessed with him, it must be because they love demons and life!