Monster Psychology Clinic

A look of embarrassment appeared on Kukai's face.

To be honest, Simon's 2 yuan was the worst money he ever received.

She worked hard and came to the door in the middle of the night, but in the end, a cat bought them all as dried fish.

Kukai judges others by himself, and feels that these two guys in front of him are particularly hateful!It's fine to send your own cat over to grab money, and you're still pretending here!Pretend to be your sister!

But Kukai is a monk, and he still has basic self-cultivation, so he just thought about it in his heart, and didn't say it out loud.

And this time is not the time to settle accounts with the other party, because he has to take care of his brother.

So Kukai didn't pay attention to his roommate, but went to help his brother make the bed, and helped his brother to lie down.

Kukai sat beside his brother's bed, peeling apples for him.

Qian Lan stopped talking, and began to read the care manual for schizophrenic patients on her own.

However, out of professional habits, Simon looked at the monk on the bed next to him twice more.

Simon has seen many patients who committed suicide by cutting their wrists.But this is the first time he has seen the monk who committed suicide by cutting his wrists.

But now I live in the ward, so don't think too much about those messy things.

"Senior brother, you should go to bed early." After feeding the senior brother the apples, Kukai helped the senior brother pull the quilt, "Just now the director said that you are emotionally unstable, it is best to do electroconvulsive therapy..."

The monk lying on the bed, with his lips tightly closed and his eyes staring blankly forward, shook his head stubbornly.

Kukai persuaded: "It's not a solution if you keep going on like this! They say that electroconvulsive therapy is the fastest way to treat depression..."

The monk lying on the hospital bed still didn't speak, and this time he even closed his eyes, apparently because he was very resistant to this electric convulsion treatment.

Kukai earnestly said: "Originally, I thought that if I had money, I could take you to see the best psychiatrist, but... hey, I haven't made any money now. This is the most economical and safest way..."

Qian Lan couldn't bear it anymore, he interjected: "Don't believe him! He cheated us of 2 yuan last night!"

Kukai glared at Qianlan, the corners of Kukai's mouth twitched, and he wanted to say something, but he couldn't say a word.

Senior brother made it like this, and as a junior, I really didn't want to quarrel with others in the hospital.

Kukai snorted and turned to look at his senior brother.

Unexpectedly, a voice came from behind. The voice was very calm, but with a reassuring force: "Actually, I don't recommend electroconvulsive therapy."

Kukai turned around and saw Simon getting up from the hospital bed.

Kukai said: "What do you know, you are still wearing a hospital gown!"

Simon said, "I'm a psychiatrist."

Kukai said, "You live in a mental hospital!"

Simon pointed to the monk who committed suicide by cutting his wrists in the next bed, and said, "He is still a monk, so he lives here as well!"

Kukai was speechless, he snorted angrily, turned around and went out to go to the nurse here and ask to change the ward.

It was the monk who had been lying on the bed without speaking. At this moment, he turned his head and glanced at Simon.

Simon lit up his hospital gown, signaled for light blue to go out, sat on the chair beside the monk's bed, and said, "Actually, I've never been in favor of electric shocks to heal people's souls."

The monk reached out suddenly and grabbed Simon's arm.

The monk's strength was very, very strong, and he grasped very tightly, his knuckles turned white, and Simon felt as if he was being held by a pair of iron hands.

Monk stared at Simon, his eyes sparkled, his pale lips trembled, and he said, "That's right! I don't need shocks! I don't need a psychiatrist like you! I'm fine!"

Simon nodded: "I'm not a psychiatrist now, just a patient."

The monk's expression relaxed.

Qian Lan stopped Zen Master Kukai in the corridor outside the ward.

Kong Hai frowned and looked at Qian Lan: "You are a nest of snakes and rats! That cat demon of yours bought all the money I made into dried fish!"

Qian Lan said: "Relax, my master is very powerful. He has cured snake spirits, computer monsters, mermaids, painted skins, and the legendary cavemen. It is no problem to cure a monk who committed suicide by cutting his wrists!"

Kukai snorted and remained silent, he had already gone to the nurse just now, but the nurse did not agree to his request.The reason is simple-the beds in the ward are very tight, and some of them are good enough to live in.

Kukai didn't speak, neither did Qianlan.

The two of them squatted next to the chairs by the corridor, each thinking about their own thoughts.

What Kukai thinks is: that cat demon in their family is very powerful, I can only endure it temporarily, and leave here to change to another hospital when the sun rises!I owe them nothing.

What Qian Lan thinks is: Well, the owner's money is spent quickly, and the hospitalization fee has also gone down a lot, so even if it is during the hospitalization, it is good to be able to attract a few patients here.Let me do the math, six hundred an hour, three times a week, how much money can I make from this monk in a month?

In the ward, Simon took the initiative to introduce himself to the monk: "My name is Simon."

The monk clasped his hands together on the bed and said, "Amitabha, the name of the poor monk is hollow."

Simon said: "Actually, it's strange to say that I had hallucinations when I was fine, and it was an exaggerated delusion, with a pornographic nature!"

So Hollow was willing to speak.

That's right, Mage Hollow doesn't want to talk to doctors, not any doctor.Of course, he doesn't like to talk too much with his junior brother, because his junior brother loves exorcising demons and defending Dao the most.

But on this night, the young man in front of him looked completely harmless, and—a psychiatrist in the psychiatric inpatient department, and a monk who committed suicide by cutting his wrists could still chat.

A bitter smile appeared on Master Hollow's pale face.

"You're better than me. I'm miserable!" Master Hollow said, he flashed his hand, "To tell you the truth, my junior brother and I are both demon-killing monks. It's just...it's just me..."

When he said this, Master Hollow stopped talking.

Simon is a psychiatrist with enough patience. He once waited for the patient's entanglement without saying a word during the treatment.

Master Hollow didn't struggle for a long time before he sighed: "It's all delusion! I want to become a Buddha, and I want to follow the Buddha's example and cut meat to feed the eagles. So every time I encounter monsters, I will feed them with my own blood. I want to influence them!"

Simon's expression froze.

After a while he said, "So, you didn't cut your wrists because you were unhappy?"

Hollow nodded.

Simon said: "So, you don't feel that life is boring, the world is empty, or it's better to die?"

Hollow nodded.

Simon said, "So, you're not depressed at all!"

Certainly not depression!Empty think of their own experience.

They just want to become a Buddha right away, they just want to cut their flesh to feed the eagles, they just want to subdue demons and eliminate evil.

Depression or something doesn't matter at all, okay?It's a pity that I won't tell my little thoughts to doctors I don't know well, even if it's my junior brother who I know well.

He repeatedly emphasized that he was not sick, that he was normal, and that he just happily cut his arm with a knife.As a result, the more he emphasized the other party, the more nervous he became. All the doctors thought that they had a very serious disease.

Finally, this afternoon, he met a very hungry eagle chasing a rabbit, so he rescued the rabbit, but the eagle was not happy.

Zen Master Hollow cut his own wrist and let the eagle drink his blood, the kind that keeps him full.

The eagle flew away, and the younger brother rushed over. He lost too much blood and fainted.

When I woke up, I went to the psychiatric ward. I couldn't explain it, and I didn't bother to explain it.

At this moment, Zen Master Kongxin looked at the patient in front of him and felt that the door of his heart was opened.He is still willing to chat with his patient, especially since this patient doesn't look like he is really sick.

So Hollow kindly reminded Simon, "I see that the black air on your forehead is entangled by a monster. I'm afraid you are not schizophrenic!"

Simon and Master Hollow hugged each other and cried, and the two felt sorry for each other. Simon quickly told Master Hollow what happened to him in detail.

Master Hollow said: "You, even a psychiatrist is a fool! You are more introspective than a poor monk, how amazing is that?"

Simon was all ears.

Master Hollow clasped his hands together: "There are many liars in the world. I am more familiar with the demon world than you, and I catch a lot of swindlers. That monster, he said that he is the Lord of the Demon World, so you believe it?"

A thunderbolt flashed across Simon's heart, like a bolt of lightning in the dark night, illuminating his altar.

Master Hollow said: "You actually wonder if you have schizophrenia and grandiose delusions! You should wonder if that monster is bragging and lying!"

Simon wakes up, he is indeed an eminent monk with Taoism, and wakes up the dreamer with a word.

Indeed, I have been a psychiatrist for too long, and I have to introspect and self-examine every day, but I never thought that monsters can lie!

Simon was not reconciled, he said: "Master, to be honest, my escort named Qianlan is a computer freak, I don't think computers can lie! He said my Xiao Hei is just an ordinary Xiao Hei!"

Master Hollow said: "You are stupid! He is a monster, and you still treat him like a computer machine! People are also intelligent, what if they are threatened?"

What the mage said was so reasonable that the psychiatrist was speechless.

Simon was lost in thought.

Hollow cast a sideways glance at Simon.

Simon thought for a long time, then suddenly raised his head: "Master, you are right! If it is really a hallucination caused by the stimulation of a broken relationship, it will definitely not only appear once. And if it is really a hallucination, only I can see it, but you can't. Arrived."

Hollow is an eminent monk, determined to imitate the Buddha and cut meat to feed the eagles, so he instantly understood what Simon meant.

Hollow nodded: "That's right! If it's a hallucination, you should take the medicine obediently. If it's really a monster! Heh heh... the poor monk is a master at subduing demons!"

The two embraced each other again.

Then the door of the ward was opened.

Qianlan and Kukai entered the ward together, and saw this strange scene.

Qian Lan said: "Hey, look at how happy your senior brother is smiling at this time, it's all thanks to my master!"

Kukai said: "Look at your master, hasn't he become a lot more normal? This is my senior brother!"

Simon and Hollow parted, calling their bed companions to come in.

Kukai said: "My senior brother subdues demons, there is a charge."

Qian Lan said: "My master also charges for making people happy!"

Break up badly!

But soon, under Simon's order, Qianlan began to install cameras in every corner of the ward.

And Kukai, under the instruction of his senior brother, took out the golden core and cinnabar, and began to draw symbols.

The night passed quickly, and these gleaming golden talismans were plastered all over the wall.Not only that, Simon's body was also painted with golden symbols.

Ding Dong!

In the morning, the first round of ward rounds by nurses begins.

"Thirteen beds, fifteen beds, the ward rounds are starting!" The sister nurse's nice voice sounded.

With a wave of Kong Xin's hand, all the talismans in the room were hidden. Even the talismans on Simon's skin penetrated into the skin and disappeared instantly.

The door of the ward was pushed open, and a sister nurse in a pink nurse uniform came in pushing a cart with rows of medicine boxes on it.

The nurse picked up one of the pill boxes and brought it to Simon: "Bed Thirteen, take your medicine!"

Simon took the medicine box, and before he had time to open it, he saw a black figure suddenly appearing at the door of the ward.

The man in black has a stern face, green eyes, and the corners of his mouth are slightly raised, and the smile on the corners of his lips looks particularly good-looking.

The man just leaned against the door casually, holding a plastic bag in his hand.Inside the plastic bag, there were two poor roses drooping their heads.