Monster Psychology Clinic

Simon looked at the person in front of him in a daze. This was the man in black who appeared in the morning.

He looked up, down, left, and right again, but there was no one else around.

Simon remembered the other two Minghuan he had known.

One is in the soul place of the snake spirit, the little milk baby.

One was the boy who sat next to him on the plane when he came here by himself.

He looked carefully at the man in front of him.

The man was taller than himself, and was standing on the steps of the stairs, looking down at him condescendingly.The green eyes were inexplicably familiar.Not only the eyes are inexplicably familiar, but even the nose, lips, and the trace of smile hanging on the lips are inexplicably familiar.

So Simon said, "Have we met?"

Ming Huan rolled his eyes: "Idiot!"

Simon covered his head and squatted down in pain.

He asked unwillingly, "Did you take the plane with me three days ago?"

Ming Huan said: "Nonsense!"

Simon asked again: "Have you ever been to the soul land of the snake spirit with me?"

Ming Huan snorted coldly, saying that the psychiatrist has a very high IQ, but he didn't recognize the devil in the world until now, so it can be regarded as - IQ is mediocre.

Simon groaned in pain, and he said, "No, it's impossible!"

Ming Huan said disdainfully: "Stupid human!"

Simon's mind slid past his black cat for no reason.Every time Xiao Hei looked at himself, he always had a "stupid human" expression.

Ming Huan saw the young man squatting in the corner, his expression twisted and painful, his slender neck was slightly red, he thought of the delicious food just now for no reason.

That's right, Ming Huan originally planned to go back to the underworld first, and then come to Simon, but changed his mind halfway - he should say hello first, tell this mortal that he belongs to his own forbidden house, and then go to business .

Otherwise, God knows what kind of weird guys will hang around Simon during his absence.Keeping one's body like a jade is the first rule that must be obeyed as a demon king's taboo!

Ming Huan watched the young man squatting in the corner, huddled in pain, showing a beautiful back curve, and said thoughtfully: "There is something, I want to tell you first! This deity is the Lord of the Demon World. So I turned into a black cat and followed you. It has basically recovered now, so in order to repay your kindness, I allow you to be the confinement of this deity. From now on, you must guard your body like a jade, and you must not walk with anyone. Close, otherwise...Of course, this deity will not treat you badly, and when this deity returns, I will take you to the Demon Realm."

Simon's mind was buzzing. In fact, he didn't hear what Ming Huan was saying. He just recalled the typical symptoms of schizophrenia when he was in school.

Visual hallucinations, auditory hallucinations, delusions of relationship, delusions of grandeur...

No!Simon raised his head in pain. Schizophrenia is known as a cancer in the spiritual world. If he is well, he will never...

But before Simon could figure it out, he felt a force pressing against him.

The man in black dragged himself up from the ground, and pressed Simon against the wall.

"Remember, you belong to the deity!" Ming Huan hooked Simon's chin, and his burly body pressed against Simon's tightly, ignoring the struggle of the people under him, forcing a kiss on the other's crimson lips .

call!That's right, that's the taste!Ming Huan felt that every pore in his body was stretched, this is the real reason why he wanted to return halfway!

I really want to taste it, the taste of the other party's lips and teeth, I really want to pry open the other party's teeth, to catch the prey, to catch the other party's tongue.

Ming Huan is the Demon Lord, and whatever the Demon Lord thinks of, he will do it immediately.

But he never expected that just when his tongue forcibly pried open the opponent's teeth and was about to poke inside, he suddenly felt a sharp pain from the tip of his tongue.

Ming Huan let go of Simon suddenly. He saw blood on the other's lips, pain from the tip of his tongue, and the smell of blood permeated his mouth.

Unexpectedly, he was bitten by his own prey!

"Why!" Ming Huan's expression was chilling.

Simon wiped the corner of his mouth with obvious disgust.

"I don't like humans and beasts!" Simon said simply, reaching out his hand, trying to push away the man in front of him.

He really hopes that when he pushes it out, he can push it to the entity, so that he can prove that all this is not his illusion.

But unfortunately, when he wanted to push the opponent hard, the vigorous and majestic body of the opponent turned into a cloud of black smoke and disappeared into the air like flying ash.

How dare this human being reject himself?The deity will go back and give orders, and then I will come to settle accounts with you again!

Ming Huan returned to the Demon Realm angrily, leaving Simon alone, messing in the wind in the empty stairs.

Is it hallucination?Simon touched his lips with his hand, and returned to his room in a daze.

In the room, the light blue screen is flickering.

Simon propped his chin, thinking about the exaggerated delusion of Ming Huan - the Lord of the Demon Realm.

Qian Lan said: "Master, what's wrong with you? The chrysanthemum tea is ready, you should drink it."

Simon shook his head weakly: "I don't want to drink."

Qian Lan immediately turned into a young man in a plaid shirt, reached out to touch Simon's forehead, and looked at his eyelids.

"Hey, your physical indicators are normal! Why are you listless?" Qian Lan didn't know why.

But Simon just felt that something was wrong all over his body. He thought for a while and said, "Help me get a psychiatric emergency."

Soon, Simon sat in front of the psychiatrist in this city.

Unexpectedly, one day I would come to the psychiatric department for examination, and of course, what was even more unexpected was that the young director of the psychiatry department, Dr. Yu, who was examining me in front of me, was actually one of the members who surrounded my junior sister Zhao Lingling for a phone call the day before.

Originally, the venue for the psychology conference was in the auditorium of the mental hospital in this city.

"You said you saw a strange black-clothed man?" Director Yu remembered very clearly that Zhao Lingling, who was cute and lively back then, hugged the arm of this guy in front of him without even looking at him.

I didn't expect it! I didn't expect it!One day you too will fall into my hands!

Director Yu felt secretly refreshed.

Simon nodded and said, "Yes, I am a psychology student. Although I know a little about psychiatry, I am not proficient in it. So, I would like you to help me find out."

Director Yu stretched his muscles and bones, and began to give Simon a full-body examination.

Orientation check is unavoidable, conditioned reflex is also necessary, calculation ability, cognitive ability cannot be pulled down, even the content of delusions must be carefully checked.

"There are no monsters in this world!" Director Yu said affirmatively, "Well, even if you take a step back, there really are monsters, but you said that the cat you picked up by the side of the road was a demon king? It's not logical!" Director Yu began to use his IQ to think about the problem, "If it is the Lord of the Demon Realm, what is the purpose of him being your cat? It can't be to eat small fish!"

Simon sighed and said, "That's why I can't figure it out, and I've asked people around me, and no one has seen such a man in black. Besides, everything he did to me is illogical... …So I……"

Director Yu showed a smile that got what he wanted: "So this must be a psychotic delusion, think about it, if he is really a demon king, if he takes a fancy to you, he will definitely take you away and do whatever he wants. You won't come to me anymore, right? But don't worry, what should I say? There are delusions, hallucinations and auditory hallucinations, and it may not be really schizophrenia. I have never seen schizophrenia with such a good sense of reality patients."

Simon nodded. He also felt that his sense of reality was very good, but... What Director Yu said was also very reasonable. Lord Mozun should have boundless magic power. How could a forced kiss be stopped midway after being bitten by him?So all this is still my own illusion!

Director Yu glanced at Simon mischievously, and asked maliciously: "Sometimes, people will also have psychotic symptoms if they are severely stimulated. Dr. Simon, have you suffered from any serious symptoms in the past two days?" Excited? Emotional shock, lovelorn or something..."

Simon thought to himself: I don't even love Junior Sister!When she told me that she was a master of women's clothing, my heart was at peace!

Simon said: "Probably because of a broken relationship... Hey, little junior sister..."

When Simon said this, he didn't go any further. No one would have thought that the little junior sister is a painted skin, let alone that this painted skin is a man. Of course, the most surprising thing is that it took him hundreds of years to realize his sexuality. question.

A look of melancholy appeared on Simon's face unconsciously.This melancholy look fell into Director Yu's eyes, which made him very happy!Although the guy in front of me is more handsome than me, has a better figure than me, and the guy who studies psychology is better at picking up girls than the guy who studies psychiatry, but what?Didn't he get dumped by his junior sister! ! !

Thinking of this, Director Yu was really elated, so he took extra care of Simon: "Oh, it must be caused by the stimulation of breaking up a relationship, don't worry, how about this, I'm on duty today anyway, you stay in the inpatient department for two days, observe Take a look. If it's schizophrenia, you need to take medicine, if it's just caused by mental stimulation, you are a psychiatrist, so you can solve it yourself!"

When Director Yu said this, he couldn't control the joy in his heart. After arranging a bed for Simon as quickly as possible, he walked to the corridor and sent a message to Zhao Lingling's WeChat: "Don't worry about your brother , I will take care of him. By the way, how about going out for lunch tomorrow?"

This wechat naturally won't get any answers, but Director Yu doesn't mind.He happily put away his mobile phone and continued to pick up patients.

And Simon, accompanied by Qian Lan, walked towards his hospital bed anxiously.

The ward is a two-person room with a total of four beds, which are prepared for companion beds.

When Simon went in, he found that his roommate was not there, so Qianlan helped Simon pack his things and chatted with Simon by the way.

"Master, I never expected that you, as a psychiatrist, would end up in a mental hospital one day!" Qian Lan said while flipping through her own information.

Simon always felt that something was wrong, he asked Qian Lan: "Do you know that Xiao Hei is a monster?"

Qian Lan thought of how scary the cat demon was, and shook her head: "No, that's an ordinary cat!"

Simon said, "Do you know about the Demon Lord?"

Qian Lan said: "That is the Supreme Being of the Demon Realm, a big shot, who will call for wind and rain as soon as he comes out, and blood will flow into rivers. It must not be our Xiao Hei!"

Just kidding, even if the cat demon has a bit of mana, it is not at the same level as Lord Mozun, okay?The master probably was really stimulated this time, and still imagined that Lord Mozun would forcefully kiss him?Ah, poor master.

Simon said: "I don't feel like I've lost love..." Not only didn't I feel like I was broken in love, but he was also kissed by Ming Huanbidong forcibly, without any depression in my heart that a lovelorn should have.

Light blue said: "Hey, don't talk about it, master, have you forgotten so many defense mechanisms? What emotional isolation, reverse formation, regression and so on. Some people have changed from deep love to seeing because of too much stimulation. It's disgusting!"

Simon remained silent, lowered his head, and seemed to be in a worse mood.

Light blue comforted Simon and said: "Master, don't be so overthinking, look here! The world's top psychologists have this problem, and they are too embarrassed to say hello to people unless they go to a mental hospital. Look at Jung, he I have seen a woman in white sitting on my bed for a whole year! Oh, yes, Klein, the founder of object relations, also suffered from severe depression in middle age, and also With Floyd..."

Simon felt that Qian Lankong had [-] tons of psychotherapy technology, and his level of comforting people was really not that good.

Qian Lan sat on the accompanying bed, and continued to say: "A great psychologist must be born from a mental hospital! Just like Buddha, must be reborn from hell!"

As a result, Qian Lan hadn't finished speaking when she heard the door of the ward open with a creak.

Two monks came in from outside.

The two monks were both wearing monk robes, and one monk had white gauze around his wrist, and a little bit of blood was still oozing from the gauze. Simon only needed to glance at it to know that this was a patient who had cut his wrist many times.

As for the other monk...

Qian Lan was the first to call out: "I didn't make an exorcism call, I can't afford it!"

Simon also calmed down from the threat of schizophrenia. He said calmly: "I just paid the hospitalization fee from my savings. You earned me 2 yuan last time. This time I didn't get a cent!"

That's right, among the two monks who came in, one of them was Zen Master Kukai who helped Simon subdue the painted skin monster Ami last night!

It's just that neither of them expected it.I just met last night, and tonight I met unexpectedly in the inpatient department of the mental hospital, and even became roommates!