Life is too short to be sexy

Ai Fei's escape was tantamount to giving up that hard-won job, but he had no choice. After he gradually distanced himself from the hungry wolf, he didn't stop immediately, but walked slowly along the way. Running quickly, it is bound to continuously expel the anger in my heart.

Is Ai Fei really afraid of Huang Chao?In fact, it is not the case, and it cannot be more appropriate to describe it with a simple and unreasonable saying-how can a barefoot be afraid of wearing shoes.Ai Fei made a vow a long time ago that he would never use force to solve the problem unless it was a last resort in his life, just like Sun Dong and Li Baoqian urged him to do nothing again.

Appropriate giving up is a gorgeous turn in life.

Ai Fei couldn't go to that talent market anymore, not to mention whether he could meet Huang Chao again, but he was unable to compensate for the box of goods that he broke.The planned itinerary was completely disrupted. Looking up at the sky that was about to be covered with black veil, Ai Fei lowered his head helplessly, wandering aimlessly along the bustling streets.Ai Fei passed one unique snack bar after another along the way. While the overly tempting scent aroused the glutton in his belly, it also made him worry.Ai Fei reached into his pocket and gently scratched the edge of the change with his fingertips, which was weak and without any sharp tingling sensation.

Holding the money, Ai Fei came to a small stall selling Maodan, "Boss, how do you sell Maodan?"

The boss is a small man, black and thin like skin and bones, "Two eggs, one with a chicken, one with a chicken, which one do you want?"

Have fun for three days with money, fill your stomach first and then say, "If you come here, you can get one."

The man glanced at Ai Fei curiously, "Is one enough for the young man? Come two, I'll make it cheaper for you, three yuan five two, how about it?"

Ai Fei scratched his head, "That's so embarrassing, I took advantage of your fifty cents."

"Hey, what's the matter." The man skewered two hairy eggs with bamboo sticks, sprinkled with salt and pepper and chili noodles, and handed them to Ai Fei. "You take it, and come here when it's delicious."

Ai Fei took Maodan and turned to leave. He really didn't have the confidence to say the word "good".Ai Fei ate while walking, and smacked his mouth from time to time, which can be regarded as a sincere evaluation of the taste of Maodan.After eating one, he bit the second one. As soon as he took a bite, Ai Fei felt a stream of water rushing out of Maodan's body, and the weird taste spread in his mouth.Ai Fei vomited it out in disgust, and then looked at the half-bitten egg, Ai Fei suddenly felt his stomach tumbling, bent down suddenly and began to retch.

Ai Fei vomited pantothenic acid in his stomach before stopping, throwing away the half egg, Ai Fei had no plan to go back to the boss to settle the score, let alone eat other things.How high the sky is and how flamboyant his hands are, Ai Fei is just like picking up rotten eggs.Ai Feifei returned to the broken garden like a dead body, lay sprawled on the bench with peeled off patent leather, squinted his eyes and looked at the night sky, and couldn't help but think of the thief who stole his canvas bag last night. visit.

Ai Fei has no property for a long time, and he doesn't mind at all that the thief stripped his clothes to exchange for some wine money. Of course, it depends on whether he has the courage.

Ai Fei's drowsiness has always been rapid, almost to the point of "touching the pillow". In less than 10 minutes, he fell into a deep sleep.

In the middle of the night, silent lightning flashed across the sky, and dark clouds covered the crescent moon hanging over the garden, which was a sign of the coming storm.It is a common thing that the heaven is not beautiful, because God almost sleeps forever, even if you lower your eyelids, it is difficult to see how the suffering people in the world spend day after day in dire straits.

The night wind picked up suddenly, and after a short while, raindrops fell from midair, almost in a row, knocking the sleeping Ai Fei awake.Ai Fei thought he was unlucky, so he sat up undisguisedly, looked around, and found that there was no facility that could shelter him from the rain. In the end, he chose to stay where he was, waiting for the wind and rain to subside.

It took more than half an hour for the rain to slow down. Ai Fei wiped his face, stood up and took off his clothes, and wrung out the rainwater accumulated on the clothes under the cover of night.Putting it on again, Ai Fei lay down on the bench again, curled up into a ball, and continued his dream of making a fortune just now.

After the wind and rain, the original heat of the summer night was restored. The natural dryer warmed Ai Fei's body, and made his restless sleep begin to become calm. His frowning brows slowly eased. He moved his lips slightly and said a sentence Vague words, and then saw the happy smile he had shown when he was a teenager on his face.

Ai Fei's dream started quickly and ended even faster. Ai Fei woke up at dawn, and had already forgotten all about the dream he had last night.Ai Fei stretched his waist and stood up, pulled his crumpled clothes, and left the temporary residence refreshed.

Relying on his youth and strength, Ai Fei really didn't have a cold, but he was full of energy and began to further plan today's itinerary.The three-dollar breakfast is still half-full. Before leaving, Ai Fei asked the boss if there were any other places to recruit workers besides the talent market that he visited yesterday. Thumbs up, a simple refueling, as if filling up his useless machine, full of energy.

Ai Fei found the talent market in Shinan District according to what the owner of the breakfast shop said. He observed the market for an hour, sketched with a borrowed pen and paper, and screened out the types of jobs that suit him. Three jobs were ruled out that were very suitable for him. The one who works hard is the carpenter.

When Ai Fei was squatting on the fence, there was an old man who was a carpenter in the cell. Because he secretly cut down a big tree in someone’s yard and went home to do research, the tree fell and killed a passing woman.Ai Fei often saw him drawing strange patterns on discarded newspapers. After careful questioning, he found out that the old man turned out to be a die-hard fan of "Luban", and the patterns on the newspapers were carefully designed by him.

There is a saying that science is bold nonsense and careful verification, and the pattern drawn by the old man is very similar to the same purpose, but whether it can be successful depends on whether the Lord of the Underworld is willing to renew his life, But even if it is successful, what does he want to use the designed mechanism for?Ai Fei had already foreseen the result, at most he went out and was caught back.

Ai Fei is not good at stealing teachers, but it is more than enough to give people a good start. Just when he was about to apply for the job, Ai Fei suddenly saw Li Bao and Sun Dong running towards him very excitedly.Ai Fei was surprised: "How did you two come here?"

Sun Dong didn't say anything, a group of heads hit Ai Fei's shoulders, "No, let me tell you what's wrong with you, I haven't seen anyone for two days, and I have nowhere to look for you."

Ai Fei rubbed his shoulders and asked with a smile, "How did you find it?"

Li Bao explained: "A clerk in Uncle Sun's unit recognized you. He has seen you before, so you probably don't remember."

"That's it." Ai Fei glanced at the recruitment desk, "I have something to say later, I'll apply first."

Sun Dong blocked the way and said anxiously: "What job are you still applying for? My buddies have already found it for you. Let's go, I'll take you there right away."

Ai Fei was tied out of the talent market by the two of them. On the way to the interview, Ai Fei asked, "What job?"

"A buddy of mine massages feet in a massage parlor and earns a lot of money a month. It happens that he needs two men there, so I thought of you." Sun Dong said with a mean smile.

"Massage someone's foot?" Ai Fei couldn't laugh or cry: "I don't know how, I never learned it, what if it hurts someone?"

"How fresh." Sun Dong and Li Bao exchanged glances, and said with a smile, "Who do you see that massage doesn't hurt?"

Ai Fei smirked and said, "It seems to be the case."

"Oh, don't worry, I'll let my buddy teach you."

Ai Fei scratched her head shyly, "I'm sorry to trouble you."

"Fuck, if you talk to me like this again, I will break off with you."

The three of them found Sun Dong's buddy. The white and clean guy looked very gentle, and they all said that he lived up to his name, and he was called Li Siwen.Massage parlors usually have their peak customers at night, so it's only noon now, so Li Siwen took Ai Fei to familiarize himself with the environment, and then set up a table with good food and dishes, so the brothers could get in touch with each other.

At the dining table, Ai Fei ignored his drinking and ate like a storm. The other three people stared at him, and after a while, they all put down their chopsticks and gave up all the food to Ai Fei.Ai Fei was really hungry, and muttered while eating: "I'm sorry, I made my buddy laugh, I came to you to improve the food."

Li Siwen smiled, "No shit, you should eat and drink. Since you and Dongzi are buddies, then they are my Li Siwen's buddies, and they are all from my own family."

Li Siwen couldn't figure out why Ai Fei was so hungry, but Sun Dong and Li Bao seemed to know each other clearly, and they couldn't force him to ask him how he lived these two days while feeling distressed.

Ai Fei is not a face-saving person, but he is a person who doesn't like to trouble others.

Ai Fei was full, put down his chopsticks and drank half a glass of beer, glanced at the three of Sun Dong, blushing with embarrassment, and before he opened his mouth to find an excuse to cover up his embarrassment, Sun Dong saw through this and hurriedly dragged Li Bao Please resign.Ai Fei, who was left behind, was more relieved, and his mental and physical strength was recharged to the maximum, and then he followed Li Siwen to get acquainted with the business.

I heard from Li Siwen that the location of this store is good, and there is a bathing center next to it. It is the busiest time at night, but there are still certain risks in this industry like theirs, especially a small store that does not operate any bad items , There will always be some unreasonable and unreasonable customers. When encountering such people, the best solution is to "make a smile and be a grandson."

Ai Fei kept the six-character mantra in mind, and after changing into brand new work clothes, Ai Fei stood at the door of the massage shop and went to welcome the customers.

As Li Siwen said, the guests started at ten o'clock, and men and women arrived in groups.Ai Fei's job tonight is very simple, that is, to lead the guests to the private room or the lobby to sit down, and the work is done after pouring a cup of tea.

The feeling of being busy made Ai Fei feel more fulfilled than ever. The smile he showed in front of the guests was from the bottom of his heart, undisguised, without any kind of cheerfulness, real and sunny.

At 01:30 in the morning, the store was already full of people. Ai Fei had just sent a group of customers to the door when he was bumped and staggered by a man reeking of alcohol.Ai Fei barely stood still, and said with concern: "Brother, be careful when slipping."

The drunken man shook his head, there was no trace of drunkenness on his resolute handsome face, neither red nor white.People who drink often know that people who blush are easy to make friends with. As for whether it is not red or white, one can imagine...

"Lian Kai, why are you walking so fast? You can't stand still and you're still acting like a scud." Four men came in outside the door, all of them smelled of alcohol, and the one who blamed Lian Kai came over and patted his face. Shoulder said: "How about it, admit defeat today?"

Lian Kai gave him a sideways look, "Fuck, I will admit defeat? If I don't agree with the whole two bottles of white, I will drink it as usual."

"Okay, it's not honest to drink like this." The man turned his head to look at Ai Fei, "Is there any private room?"

Ai Fei hurriedly glanced at the sorting list in his hand, and said softly: "There is also a three-person and a one-person."

"Hey, there are five of us." The man put his hand in front of Ai Fei's eyes, which meant that Ai Fei didn't know how to count.

"I'm sorry, there are really no more. Can someone sit in the lobby?"

Lian Kai was dizzy, and seemed about to be unable to stand up, "Fuck, ink stained dick, I'll go to that room, you can assign it as you like." Lian Kai took a stiff step, and patted Ai Fei on the shoulder, " lead the way."

Ai Fei hesitated a little, but in such a short moment, Ai Fei actually saw the violent anger in the eyes of this man named Lian Kai, with an index of [-]%.Ai Fei didn't dare to stay any longer, and helped Lian Kai to the private room like a dog's leg.

Ai Fei finally helped Lian Kai to sit on the soft chair, and secretly said with a sigh of relief: "Brother, the masters are busy now, so it may take a while, I'll get you a bottle of water, do you think so?"

Lian Kai raised his eyelids and said displeasedly: "Fuck, I have to wait to wash my feet." Lian Kai looked at Ai Fei, pointed to his clothes and said, "Aren't you wearing the clothes of the masters? , just wash it for me."

Ai Fei was taken aback, "I just came today, I don't know anything."

"There's so much nonsense, if you want you to wash it, wash it, go get the water." Lian Kai opened his voice loudly, and his sonorous voice happened to be heard by Li Siwen outside the door. When Ai Fei came out of the private room in embarrassment, Li Siwen hurried up Before, he whispered to him: "You can wash him, he drank too much, you know what a fart."

"is this okay?"

"Okay, why not, go quickly, I have to be busy."

Ai Fei changed his job in an instant, and the hands holding the water were trembling non-stop. He was excited.Back to the door of the private room, he opened the door with his toes, and walked in backwards, "Brother, I just came here today, and my craftsmanship may not be good enough, I hope you will forgive me." Ai Fei put the water basin on the ground while talking, and then turned When he turned around, Ai Fei was stunned by the scene in front of him.