Life is too short to be sexy

Ai Ye's words became a prophecy, Ai Fei is doomed to have no leisure in this life, and he will have to toss about it.

Ai Fei has been a fierce player in the tricks since he was a child, and the trivial things like sleeping in the garden are not worth mentioning at all.Summer nights are always hot and unbearable, not to mention Ai Fei who has a lot of things on his mind.Tossing and turning on the bench finally fell asleep, when it was dawn, there was a rustling sound next to my ear, maybe it was because of drinking too much last night, Ai Fei didn't even bother to lift his eyelids.

At seven or eight o'clock, the birds were singing loudly and chattering incessantly in the garden. Ai Fei raised his eyelids and struggled to get up from the bench.Ai Fei opened his mouth and yawned, just in time to see the old man picking up waste passing by not far away, he looked this way, revealing a look of contempt without concealment.Ai Fei moved the corners of his mouth indifferently, planning to find a free place to wash his face, and then go to a roadside breakfast stall to eat a bowl of tofu nao, and then look for a job.

The day was full of plans, and when Ai Fei was about to leave the garden, he found that the canvas bag he was carrying had disappeared.Ai Fei circled around the bench twice, sat down on the bench, stretched his neck and yelled: "Who the hell is doing this, you steal it too, do you have eyes?" Ai Fei was furious, and couldn't help but think of the rustling and weird voice last night.

That canvas bag was brought by Ai Fei when he squatted on the fence, and it was a gift from Ai Dad on his birthday.The canvas bag has been with Ai Fei for three years, and it is of great significance to never leave it. Now that it is stolen, there is no reason not to be angry.Ai Fei sat in the sparsely populated dilapidated garden for a long time, and suddenly thought about it, anyway, it's not worth a lot of money, most of it is Ai Fei's vest and pants, steal it.

A thief who doesn't have long eyes is destined to cry a lot, this guy is too poor!

Ai Fei didn't want to take a long way, so he jumped over the rusted iron fence in the garden nearby in principle. There was an early shop across the road, two pieces of meat pies, a bowl of tofu nao, and a plate of free pickles. I ate half full for a dollar.Ai Fei didn't leave the breakfast shop in a hurry after breakfast, but waited until there was no one there, borrowed a basin of water from the boss, washed his face briefly, took out the little change left on his body, and paid the bill. Hurriedly rushed to the talent market mentioned by Sun Dong.

It is said to be a talent market, but it is actually a place to hire cheap coolies. It is dilapidated but overcrowded.Ai Fei struggled to shuttle through the crowd, shouting information about job recruitment incessantly.Ai Fei was still a half-grown child before he squatted on the fence, and God didn't give him any chance to learn a craft. He could only rely on his solid body to show his strength to others.

Ai Fei wandered around the talent market for a long time, and finally stopped in front of the recruitment desk of a shipping company.Ai Fei was in the queue of applicants, walking forward unhurriedly. When he was about to be selected, the beautiful girl standing in the recruitment platform suddenly stood up and said to the long queue in front of him: " I'm sorry to waste everyone's time, today the company only recruits [-] movers, and now they are all working, you should go to other companies to have a look."

If it wasn't in a peaceful era, the head of this company would definitely have his two front teeth cut off.Ai Fei heard the sudden shouting and cursing behind him, and quietly retreated from the crowd.Ai Fei smiled self-deprecatingly, look at his own fate, not to mention the carp jumping the dragon gate, even the crucian carp jumping the iron gate can't beat him, and he still echoed the old saying "Eating shit can't keep up with the heat."

No way, a person like Ai Fei without any personal skills is particularly vulnerable and vulnerable to the so-called competitive pressure. In order to reflect his only value, he decided to stay here until someone is willing Hire him.

The reality is still full of skinny.Ai Fei wandered around the talent market until the afternoon, and finally a company decided to try him out for three days. If the company was satisfied, he could become a full-time employee. The monthly salary was [-] plus food and housing. The scope of work was to unload and move goods for the company, eight hours a day.God opened his eyes, and finally let Ai Fei taste the uncontrollable joy. He excitedly followed the person in charge to the front of a large truck. We started to move.

The cargo on the truck was sealed layer by layer. As for what was inside, Ai Fei didn't know, but felt that it was particularly heavy.After Ai Fei moved more than a dozen boxes in a row, the strength on his body seemed to be excreted from his body with sweat, and finally evaporated under the scorching sun.Really unable to move, Ai Fei stood in the shade of the truck to rest for a while, watching the workers going back and forth in front of him were all in a state of sweating profusely, a young man about his age was already so tired that he collapsed on the ground , he glanced sideways at Ai Fei, and said with a smile: "This job is so fucking crazy, it's not something a human can do."

Ai Fei smiled wryly again and again: "You can't say that, don't you think they do the same thing, and I haven't seen them shouting tired."

The young man stood up, "That's right, we can do what others can do, let's continue."

After all, it is not the evil old society anymore, there is no hateful landlord Lao Cai standing behind him holding a skin, whipping it with whip, pepper and salt water.If you have enough rest, you still have to continue working. Yes, this is indeed a valuable job for Ai Fei. It not only solves the problem of accommodation and food, but also allows him to get 800 yuan to pay off his debts, although it is just a drop in the bucket , but it's better than nothing coming.

Ai Fei went into battle again, going back and forth between the truck and the warehouse. In the state of ecstasy, he was completely unaware that the danger was approaching quietly. He didn't regain his senses until a strong big hand pinched his shoulder.When his soul regained consciousness, Ai Fei instantly recovered from the handling machine to a flesh and blood body. He turned his head and looked curiously at the person behind him pinching his shoulders. He looked at the person standing in front of him, and finally recognized who was standing in front of him.

Huang Chao curled his lips and smiled, and sneered, "Hey, isn't this the awesome Ai Fei? What's the matter, he worked so hard when he first came out." Huang Chao raised his idle hand and dug his ears, "I How can I hear people say that you have shouldered all the debts owed by your romantic father, you are awesome."

Facing Huang Chao's sarcasm, Ai Fei couldn't help moving the corners of his mouth, and his eyes were quietly observing the surrounding environment. Finally, he saw a narrow path next to the warehouse. With his running speed, he could take advantage of Huang Chao's Unable to react, the gap escaped.Ai Fei is considered unlucky to meet Huang Chao, but if he is to stay where he is and wait to die, then he is definitely worthy of the word "stupid".

Ai Fei took advantage of the time when Huang Chao spoke again, and suddenly yelled, "Sun Dong, you want to kill him."

Huang Chao knew Sun Dong, and he had troubled Sun Dong a lot the year before. If Father Sun hadn't sincerely reconciled, Sun Dong would not be living so leisurely now.Seeing Ai Fei yelling behind him, Huang Chao subconsciously became vigilant. He turned around and thought that this little brat, Sun Dong, dared to play a sneak attack.

As soon as Huang Chao turned his head, Ai Fei seized the opportunity and smashed the goods in his hand on Huang Chao. With the sound of crackling bowls, Ai Fei rushed into the warehouse next to the warehouse without looking back. in the middle of the path.

Huang Chao staggered when he was hit, and after reacting, he yelled at Ai Fei's back: "Fuck you, Ai Fei, I let you run, you dare play dirty with me, don't you?" Huang Chao ran Thirty years old, he exposed his fierce side in front of his subordinates.

Huang Chao was wearing the brand-name leather shoes he bought a few days ago, and chased him all the way, but no matter how he ran, he could only see Ai Fei's shrunken figure at most.Huang Chao was so angry that his veins popped up, he blushed and shouted all the way, "Ai Fei, you fucking stand there for me, or don't let me catch you, or I will take your surname if I don't tear you down."

Ai Fei galloped and galloped, the whistling wind in his ear covered most of Huang Chao's shouts, and occasionally heard a few words clearly, Ai Fei couldn't bear it anymore and turned around to give a reply, saving Huang Chao from being tired of singing a one-man show by himself.

"It's all over, why are you still chasing me? If your lord doesn't remember the villain's fault, let's settle the matter."

Huang Chao ran to nothing, the hem of his shirt was exposed outside the waistband of his trousers. While dancing with the wind, he could also see the red thread of copper coins tied around his waist. Oh, by the way, this year is Huang Chao’s zodiac year. When encountering a hit nemesis, no, Ai Fei is the number one nemesis in his life.

Huang Chao not only had to run, but also had to be responsible for shouting, it was really tiring for one person to do two things.

"Ai Fei, please stop for me, my brother and I have something to say, don't run away when you see me."

Ai Fei sneered, and speeded up again: "I'll stop and let you beat me up, you think I'm stupid."

Huang Chao was furious, "You fucking wait for me, if I don't catch you today, give me your surname."

Stimulated by anger, Huang Chao suddenly accelerated to catch up.In this way, Ai Fei and Huang Chao launched a fierce marathon on the bustling road, and it is bound to come to a result of who is faster.

Or people are unlucky enough to drink cold water and get stuffed between their teeth. Seeing that Ai Fei is about to escape from the clutches of Huang Chao and regain his freedom, I don’t know who threw watermelon rinds on the ground. Ai Fei just ran without looking at the road. His feet slipped, his head was thrown up and down, and Ai Fei saw stars all over his eyes. When he recovered and tried to run again, Huang Chao had already come to his side, stepping on his chest .

Huang Chao was sweating profusely, bending over and gasping for breath, "I...I'll fuck it, how can you run so well." Huang Chao squatted down, reached out and patted Ai Fei's face, "Run, run again ah."

Ai Fei smiled while breathing: "I can't run away, I admit it."

Huang Chao pursed his dry lips, and scolded angrily: "You and my brother haven't understood the account yet, you don't know if you want to escape or not."

"I know." While Ai Fei responded, he secretly observed Huang Chao's every move. He found that Huang Chao was squatting in front of him with one foot on him. It was such a weird and uncoordinated posture that gave him Ai Fei can take advantage of the opportunity.

Huang Chao stared at Ai Fei and took out the phone from his pocket, dialed a number and put it on his ear, "Hey, come to Xingshan Road for me, hurry up."

Huang Chao was too focused on staring at Ai Fei, completely ignoring his secretly moving right hand. When it came quietly, Ai Fei took advantage of the moment Huang Chao hung up the phone, and attacked Huang Chao's crotch with a slap in the face. Feeling sensual, in order not to let Huang Chao die, Ai Fei still kept his hand strength, grabbed a little harder, and immediately heard Huang Chao's screams.

Seeing the opportunity, Ai Fei overturned Huang Chao to the ground, jumped up and ran wildly again, leaving Huang Chao with his legs bent and spinning in place, gnashing his teeth and saying: "Ai Fei, wait for me, sooner or later I have to eunuch you."