Life is too short to be sexy

Some people are so spontaneous by nature, to the point where "everywhere is my home".Ai Fei once thought that those rough old men in the fence were enough to be casual and open, but he didn't expect that the man named Lian Kai in front of him was even worse, and he really answered the old saying - strong It has its own strong middle hand, and there is only a cover in the calcium.

Lian Kai grows up so big, what he is most afraid of is Xia Tian.When this season comes, he must drive to a cool city to stay. When the autumn tiger leaves, he will come back with his bedding rolled up.Lian Kai has a unique vision for picking cities, even to the point of being weird. The city he most yearns for is probably the one with the unique scene of being covered with a big quilt in summer.

That being the case, why did Lian Kai go out for a walk in such a hot season in the small town?Lian Kai was full of bitterness when he mentioned this matter. He originally planned to go to Qinghai to enjoy the unique climate there, but he had already booked all the tickets, but met his good buddy, Shi Shi, for a flash marriage, which abruptly disrupted his plan.

There was no way, Lian Kai finally chose to stay in order to prove that he was a righteous person.However, while Lian Kai stayed, Shi Shi also suffered resentment from Lian Kai's fierce eyes and verbal curses.Married after only three months of acquaintance, it is too disrespectful to love, I wish you get together early and leave early.

Shi Shi's wedding was scheduled for fifteen days later, and tomorrow was the engagement banquet for him and that girl. Taking advantage of the last day of his bachelor's holiday, Shi Shi invited a few of his best buddies to come out for a meal. The newly opened Haidilao tastes pretty good, but it’s a bit expensive, especially for such a shriveled kid like Lian Kai, who drank three bottles of Moutai at the end of the drink. Before satisfying his hunger, he ordered two more bottles of Wuliangye.Well, more than 4000 for a meal went out, why did the stone come here.

The stone money was spent, but nothing good was left behind. On the contrary, I was so humiliated by my brothers that I couldn't lift my head. After a meal, I wished I could find a place to bury myself.Shitou thought that everyone should leave after dinner, but he was encouraged by everyone to go to the pedicure shop for a massage, and it was not surprising that he paid for it again.

So, in order to take revenge on Lian Kai, who is richer than him but spends nothing, Shitou mixed half a tablet of "Viagra", commonly known as Viagra, into the mineral water he drank when he secretly came and went.The half piece of Viagra that Shishi asked for from another buddy, because he was unable to do what he wanted some time ago, every time he and his girlfriend turned off the lights and pulled the curtains, he would quickly ask for the gun, so he had the audacity to ask for it from his buddy as a last resort.

Because of this, Lian Kai, who was originally afraid of heat, became even hotter now, almost out of control. The first time he was helped into the private room by Ai Fei, he took off the restraints on his body, lying on the soft chair blowing air conditioner.At first, it was relieved a lot, but slowly... Lian Kai couldn't sit still, and started to rely on himself while he was alone in the private room.

Therefore, this scene happened to be hit by Ai Fei who came back with a water basin.

How could Ai Feichang have encountered this kind of thing when he was so old, even in the sealed man's space like the fence, because when everyone thought about it, they basically found a corner to do it.Ai Fei froze in place, whether to leave or stay, what should he do!

Ai Fei's mind froze, and rows of question marks that slowly expanded appeared.

Ai Fei's embarrassment was his business, but Lian Kai, who was acting as an exciting scene, didn't take it to heart at all. He acted as if nothing happened, and he should continue. From time to time, he would look up at Ai Fei who had turned into a sculpture.

"Watching a movie is a buddy who buys tickets." Lian Kai took out a box of Yellow Crane Tower from his pocket with his free hand, lit it, and put it on his mouth, with the corners of his mouth crooked, "You Damn deaf, talking to you."

Ai Fei finally woke up from the startled and numb state, and immediately lowered his head and said, "I'm sorry, brother, how about I go out first and wait for you... Then I'll come in?" Ai Fei felt his mouth dry, Time to go out and drink some water to calm your nerves.

"Fuck, everyone is old man, are you still ashamed?" Lian Kai lay back on the soft chair, exhaled a smoke ring and said, "You wash yours, I play with mine, don't interfere with each other, waste time It's like wasting your life, do you understand?"

Ai Fei buried his head deeply, and the corners of his slightly raised mouth showed a faint mockery. He really wanted to say the truth to Lian Kai, and he had to match it with a gesture.The scene made up by the brain is like this, Ai Fei gave a thumbs up, and praised cheerfully and bouncingly: "This fart makes sense."

Of course, this is only limited to imagination.Ai Fei tried his best to relax, showing that he didn't care about such unspeakable things.He turned around and took the hot water basin and placed it under Lian Kai's feet, then sat on the seat that belonged to the master.Ai Fei stared at the black socks on Lian Kai's feet, and raised his eyes with displeasure, but Lian Kai was too focused on something, so the heavy responsibility of taking off the socks naturally fell on Ai Fei.

Ai Fei felt disgusted, but had to carry it out. He hooked the hem of the sock with his little finger, and hooked it down hard. The sock came off easily, twisted the edge of the sock and put it on Lian Kai's brand-name leather shoes .

"Not so much, you despise me?" Lian Kai didn't realize how imaginative these words were.

Ai Fei twitched the corners of his eyebrows stiffly, how fresh, I'm not related to you, so you can help you take off your socks, and you still say such nonsense in the end, you really think you are a hard dish.Ai Fei made the most pertinent evaluation of Lian Kai without any stinginess, he must have had shit in his head, it must be.

Although Ai Fei is not very comfortable in his heart, he still has to put on a pleasant expression on his face, "Brother, what you said is beyond obvious. Those who can come here are all interested in our craftsmanship, so we have to provide good service."

"Fuck, you're pretending." Lian Kai is having a good time at the moment, and he is too lazy to argue with Ai Fei so much. If it is different from his normal life, according to his temper, he may not be able to do something out of the ordinary. .

Relatively speechless, everyone was busy with their own work, and thought that they would live in peace and not interfere with each other, but when Ai Fei washed his feet, Lian Kai's mouth overflowed with an extremely forbearing voice.Everyone understands the reason for the sound, even a half-grown young man like Ai Fei is no exception.

Ai Fei suddenly lowered his head, almost parallel to Lian Kai's feet.

Lian Kai looked down at Ai Fei's funny and weird behavior, and couldn't help laughing and cursing: "Fuck, I said buddy, why are you planning to nibble my feet?"

"Ah?" Ai Fei straightened up violently, trying to relieve the embarrassment of the scene just now, but something happened that made him even more embarrassed, and the magnified clarity in front of him was indescribable... His pores were clamoring, and he couldn't tell whether it was disgust or passion. The electric shock from his back swept across his body, making every cell jump.

Seeing Ai Fei's eyes staring at him, Lian Kai couldn't help raising the corners of his mouth and asked with a smile, "How is it? Let me make an evaluation."

Shameless people are invincible, Ai Fei cast admiring gazes with this thought, and praised: "I've caught up with the donkey."

Lian Kai didn't care if Ai Fei meant something or not, he accepted the compliment and continued to work, Lian Kai squinted his eyes, opened his mouth and said, "If I had known earlier, I shouldn't have come here, I should have gone to KTV to find Go girl."

Contemptuous in his heart, Ai Fei lowered his head to wash Lian Kai's feet while smiling and said, "What's the matter? You'll be looking for it after you finish pressing your feet." Ai Fei suddenly remembered what Li Siwen had just explained, and said worriedly: "Brother, did you drink a lot of bars today?"

"Fuck, it's just nonsense, what a fart." Lian Kai raised his head, "Don't talk to me, you can't do two things, you know."

Knowing your grandma's legs, Ai Fei rolled his eyes angrily.

Ai Fei gently brushed Lian Kai's big feet with water, and then applied a layer of soap liquid on it. After applying it, he scratched and kneaded it in the same way he usually puts on his own feet, and accidentally touched the soles of Lian Kai's feet. Suddenly I felt him shrinking back, and then I heard Lian Kai scolding with a smile: "Why are you scratching my soles of my feet, you are scratching me and breaking your teeth."

So fucking hard to serve.Ai Fei lowered his head and smiled, "Brother is really good at joking, I didn't bump into it on purpose just now."

Lian Kai didn't say a word, and while he was busy, he stared at Ai Fei's troubled head for a long time. Suddenly, he had an idea, rolled his eyes, and smiled: "Hey buddy, I think you look really good. Yes, usually there must be many little girls chasing you, right?"

Ai Fei laughed: "No way, who can take a fancy to me."

"Hey, from what you said, you are still a novice, right?" Lian Kai couldn't help laughing.

Ai Fei lowered his head and said shyly, "Is this... very important?"

"Why is it not important." Lian Kai propped his elbows on the soft chair, reclining, "A man would think about such a thing, why, you are not a man?"

The more the conversation got worse, Ai Fei was speechless, and simply kept silent.

I don't know why, but Lian Kai was surprisingly happy to see Ai Fei's awkward appearance. In order to maintain his usual "funny" style, Lian Kai pretended to be immersed in happiness, and his mouth kept groaning. sound.

"Hiss... oh... oh also..."

Ai Fei only felt that his hands were trembling, maybe Lian Kai's voice played a role, Ai Fei actually... In order not to let this feeling continue, Ai Fei suddenly raised his head and said with a smile: "Brother, You don't always do this, do you?"

Lian Kai said indifferently, "It's the first time."

"Then you really let go."

"Fuck, you can take it for granted if you drink too much."

"..." Ai Fei was completely speechless, it seemed that this person's face was as thick as a city wall, and it was almost impossible to end him with words.There is no way, Ai Fei can only continue to endure.

After the foot washing process was completed, Ai Fei wiped his feet with a pure cotton towel according to Professor Li Siwen's method, put it on his knees, and gently pressed the soles of his feet with two thumbs.Ai Fei's posture of pressing his feet is good, but the inside is limp and weak, like scratching an itch.Every time Ai Fei's nails lightly scratched the soles of Lian Kai's feet, Lian Kai would shake slightly. This kind of touch was too subtle. The live broadcast, which lasted for more than half an hour, finally came to an end. At the same time of crazy output, many children and grandchildren did not follow the pre-arranged track, but fell happily on Ai Fei's forehead.