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Jiang's mother became angry when she saw Jiang Qiutong's yin and yang, and she slapped her son hard on the back: "I haven't learned how to be good after so many years! Put your fake fairy face on and let your wife run away! Still holding it !"

Jiang Qiutong pressed the center of his eyebrows helplessly. He didn't wear glasses today. The bright lights and glass cabinets in the commercial street, as well as the white snow on the roadside, irritated his eyes very much.

He complained: "If I can't see it, I can only raise my eyebrows."

Jiang's mother was even more angry: "If you can't see it, can you just say that you didn't see it? Why is it so awkward? Ask you and make an expression so that I can experience it myself?"

Ever since Jiang Qiutong's face was stripped clean by his own mother when he was sixteen, he couldn't handle it at home. Now he was slapped a few times, and he could only sigh and admit his mistake.

Jiang's mother clapped her hands. Her son's back was straight, as hard as iron, and his hands hurt.She pondered for a while, and then posted a location in the WeChat group—newly created last night, without Yu Siyuan in it—and then typed a few lines: "I met Siyuan and that so-and-so."

Youknowwho came back out of the arena, causing a group of relatives who had nothing to do during the New Year's Day holiday to ask questions, and even a few who happened to be shopping nearby expressed that they would have a chance encounter.Everyone responded positively, saying that they wanted photos and videos.

Jiang's mother was going to go up to say hello, but Jiang Qiutong clicked her tongue and held her back: "Forget it, I ran into their good deed yesterday, and made the children feel ashamed to see their family members. You still go over? They must turn around." Just run."

Mother Jiang worried: "Then... what should I do then?"

Jiang Qiutong raised his chin and pointed in the opposite direction: "Follow me, didn't they say they were going to 'encounter'? Then we have to make sure that we don't lose them."

He obviously talks a lot in front of his family, and if Ji Yao sees him like this, Ji Yao will definitely scold Jiang Qiutong for cheating the ignorant boy—but Ji Yao didn't see it, and he was carrying big bags and small bags from the shop at this moment. out.

Rao Jiang's mother was also taken aback: "Why does this child wear so many clothes!"

Good guy, wrap yourself up like a ball, you can't see anything.Jiang's mother has no way to connect him with the good-looking but a little boy from last night.

Jiang Qiutong squinted his eyes and looked at it for a while, but he could only see a glutinous rice ball that wrapped himself airtightly.He sneered: "Siyuan's taste has changed really quickly."

This is not unreasonable. The whole family has an evaluation of their cousins. If it is the most pretentious, it is Jiang Qiutong; if it is the most critical, it is Yu Siyuan.

Yu Siyuan is the youngest in the family, and everyone dotes on him. He was raised by Jingui since he was a child, and his requirements for the quality of life are outrageous. He has developed a paranoid aesthetic, and he is extremely picky—— Everything is.

For example, the down jacket is warm and light, but Young Master Yu just thinks he is ugly. One time Jiang Qiutong wore a black down jacket and was teased by Yu Siyuan for half the morning. Not to mention.

Even Jiang's mother expressed emotion: "Dare to wear such a suit and stand next to Siyuan, it seems that it is true love."

As for Yu Siyuan?Yu Siyuan said it was very good.

He looked at Ji Yao's little face showing only a pair of peach blossom eyes, and thought how cute it looked, so he couldn't help but slapped the other's forehead again.

Ji Yao: "..." Indifference.JPG

Being stared at by Ji Yao with eyes that look mentally retarded, Yu Siyuan laughed and reached out to help Ji Yao carry the packing bag.Man shopping is always very fast, within 10 minutes, Ji Yao has already added an outfit for himself, and his hands are full of bags.

Ji Yao avoided it: "It's okay, I will mention it myself."

He doesn't like his companion to take care of him too much, but Yu Siyuan just doesn't want him to mention it.Normally, he would have taken a step back, but today he just wanted to play against Ji Yao.It's not intentional to provoke trouble, he just wants to test how far Ji Yao's tolerance can go.

However, such things as challenging the bottom line cannot be done clearly, it is death.

"Hmm..." Yu Siyuan touched his chin seriously, and then stretched out his hand with a smile: "Rock paper scissors, I won and help you lift it."

Ji Yao's eyes seemed to be looking at a mentally handicapped child, and then he stretched out his hand helplessly—well, he wasn't that helpless, he actually kind of missed this kind of mentally handicapped game that he hadn't played for many years.

But before he could react——

"Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors! — Oops, three in a row, you lose."

Ji Yao stared at his hand that hadn't had time to take off the mittens, and then looked at Yu Siyuan who was moving his nimble fingers.

He could only produce cloth, but every time Yu Siyuan produced scissors, he won! ?

Ji Yao stamped her feet angrily, and just as she was about to speak, a bunch of candied haws was stuffed into her mouth by Yu Siyuan, who was quick-eyed and quick-handed—the ones I bought just passing by.Then he deftly took the things in his hand, laughed and walked forward.

"..." Ji Yao struggled to pull his hand out of the glove and pulled off the candied haws. He was angry and funny. He wanted to throw away the candied haws, but his mouth was sour and sweet, and he suddenly felt a little bit reluctant.After hesitating for a moment, he still clumsily held the stick and went after Yu Siyuan.

When Jiang's mother saw this scene, she laughed until her stomach ached.She wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and turned to look at her son: "These two children are so funny."

However, Jiang Qiutong ignored her, and was staring at the direction in which the two left.Why does Yu Siyuan's little boyfriend seem familiar to him?

Before he had time to think deeply, he was held back by Jiang's mother, and he stalked far behind Yu Siyuan and the two of them.Jiang's mother followed furtively while broadcasting live in the group, Jiang Qiutong stood aside with her hands folded, full of helplessness.

He is not a fake fairy this time, he really has no interest in how his cousin and his little boyfriend get along.

Those two people were noisy, as if they were bickering, they were afraid of being discovered, and they were far away, so they couldn't hear anything, but watching their body movements, they should be quite happy.

At this moment, Yu Siyuan and Ji Yao were walking forward, when suddenly a little girl rushed over, under the reaction force, she fell to the road.

Yu Siyuan was about to reach out to help, but when he saw the child clearly, he was completely numb.Ji Yao didn't pay attention, he pulled the little girl up from the ground, squatted down to help her wipe the ashes off her body.

"I'm sorry, I didn't see it—where did you fall? Does it hurt?"

In the distance, Jiang Qiutong's mother and son were also dead. Jiang Qiutong "hissed" and turned to ask Jiang's mother: "The eldest sister is here too?"

Mother Jiang nodded with a grim face: "She said she wanted to 'encounter'." It's just that she didn't expect the way of "encounter" to be so ingenious.

The girl probably didn't expect that she could fall over a piece of porcelain. She felt a little wronged, and she pursed her mouth and just wanted to cry, but when she heard this brother's gentle voice, she stopped crying, raised her head and blinked her eyes: "Brother, your The sound is really nice."

Ji Yao: "..."

Yu Siyuan: "..."

Ji Yao was stunned for a moment, then smiled: "Your voice is also very nice."

The little girl in front of me is about four or five years old, Yuxue has a cute little face and is dressed like a doll.When she heard Ji Yao's voice, she cupped her face shyly and said "Aiya": "Brother, don't tell the truth, I will be embarrassed."

Ji Yao: "..."

Yu Siyuan: "..."

Ji Yao really didn't get along with children, he didn't know what to do, he subconsciously looked towards Yu Siyuan.Yu Siyuan was also blindfolded, and when he received Ji Yao's call for help, he also squatted down, but got stuck for a long time, and asked dryly, "Where are your parents?"

Ji Yao didn't notice the familiarity in his words, and panicked when he heard it, he looked up and looked around, but he didn't see any adults walking towards them.His expression suddenly changed - don't get lost - he asked: "Little friend, do you remember your parents' phone numbers?"

The little girl tilted her head: "Remember."

Ji Yao breathed a sigh of relief: "Then give your brother a call, they must be very anxious if they can't find you."

The little girl blinked: "Don't. Mom said you can't tell others these things casually. What if you are a bad person?"

Ji Yao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he could only coax softly: "Brother is not a bad person."

The little girl said plausibly: "How do I know if you are a bad person? Bad people say they are not."

Ji Yao was speechless, what he said was so reasonable, he couldn't answer it.

The little girl looked at him for a while, then said slowly: "How about this, you take off the mask and let me see your face clearly. Then if you are a bad person, I can also go to the police uncle."

Ji Yao: "..."

Yu Siyuan: "..."

Ji Yao reluctantly took off his mask, revealing his handsome face.He said softly and helplessly: "My brother is really not a bad person. You are lost. My brother wants you to get in touch with your parents right away."

Jiang's mother in the distance shook her son's hand excitedly: "Did you see that! Who took off the mask, the young man is so handsome!"

Jiang Qiutong was sending wechat messages to Ji Yao in a bored manner, when he heard this, he raised his head subconsciously.He squinted his eyes, and before he had time to see youknowwho's face, he saw a dazzlingly red woman broke into his sight.

Wearing a red overcoat and high heels, the man walked towards Yu Siyuan and the others in a hurry.Jiang Qiutong felt a headache when he saw this person, and subconsciously turned his gaze to look at his mother.

Mother Jiang clicked her tongue: "Chunshui's speed is really fast."

Ji Yao also saw it, he subconsciously held the little girl's hand, stood up and faced the direction of the woman - because of the angle, Jiang Qiutong and his son could only see his back now.

Jiang's mother sighed regretfully: "The young man is really pretty."

Jiang Qiutong: "..." He almost wanted to say something, what does it have to do with me?However, after thinking about the consequences, he silently swallowed it back, lowered his head and continued to send messages to Ji Yao.He was really too free to harass Ji Yao.

Ji Yao was successfully harassed by him—the woman in front of him was thanking him for taking care of his daughter, Yunyun, he quickly said that you are welcome, and the two sides exchanged pleasantries for a while, the little girl was not to be outdone, and kept interjecting, so Siyuan got a headache when he heard it, and couldn't help but yell at the beautiful woman in front of him—then they began to taunt each other sarcastically. I don't know which blind person keeps sending messages to him.

Ji Yao had 1 crap in his heart.

Everyone probably thought the scene in front of them was very strange, the woman thanked him again, gave Yu Siyuan a final look, led the child, and walked away on high heels.

Ji Yao and Yu Siyuan looked at each other in blank dismay.

In the distance, Jiang's mother and Jiang Qiutong's mobile phones ding-dong at the same time. When they opened it, his own sister—Jiang Chunshui, Yu Siyuan's eldest cousin, the well-deserved No.1 among the younger generation in the family, that dazzlingly red woman—— In the group, he said with emotion: "I finally saw my true face. In order to let that so-and-so show my face, I even sacrificed my daughter."

Then her daughter replied with her account number: "It's okay, mother, serve the people." Then she said to the people in the group in a childlike voice: "Big brother is so good-looking and gentle-but I just won't give it to you." Take a picture, hehehe."

Jiang Qiutong: "..."

Mother Jiang: "..."

Not to mention the speechless mother and son, Yu Siyuan and Ji Yao were also speechless.

Ji Yao sneezed: "Why do I think that mother and daughter are so evil?"

Yu Siyuan didn't dare to speak, his cousin, niece, big and small demon king, and Ji Yao, the living ancestor, were caught in the middle, he was cowardly.

After thinking about it, he comforted, "Who hasn't been bewitched before? For such a person, it's almost enough to meet one."

However, he was slapped in the face.

The distance from the street to the end of the street is just the distance. They met the weird little girl in front of the food stall who was extremely chatty, the uncle sitting on the bench recalling the vicissitudes of his youth, the middle-aged woman who pulled him to discuss parenting in the counter, etc. When he was dizzy and agreed to take care of his Labrador for a young man who was urgent to urinate, Ji Yao finally couldn't take it anymore, and he turned his head to ask Yu Siyuan with a disheveled face: "Is your H city poisonous?"

Yu Siyuan... Yu Siyuan was speechless.

How could he tell Ji Yao that the red dress you met was my eldest cousin, the foodie was my cousin, those two chattering about their age were my parents, and the urgency teaser was my brother-in-law , they disguised themselves just to see you?

... Ji Yao will explode in anger and break up, absolutely.

His heart is clear.

Just as he was thinking about how to prevaricate, when Ji Yao lowered his head, he saw Labrador raised his butt, and his expression changed drastically: "It's about to poop!"

As he spoke, he dragged the Labrador to the grass in the green belt in the distance.

Jiang Qiutong, who had seen enough, shook his head, turned to Jiang's mother and said, "Shall we go too?"

Mother Jiang hesitated a little: "Aren't you going to say hello?"

Jiang Qiutong gave a "tsk" sound: "You guys have met each other before. Once you show up, you are not stupid and don't understand what happened just now?"

Jiang's mother said awkwardly: "Who knew they were a group of actors."

Jiang Qiutong: "Hehe."

He waved his hands vigorously at his cousin, and stood there waiting for Yu Siyuan to see them, his expression changed, and he waved his hands vigorously to tell them to leave quickly.Jiang Qiutong winked at Jiang's mother, meaning "you see it", and then dragged her away neatly.

Yu Siyuan watched their backs and heaved a sigh of relief.At this moment, the uncle who finished draining the water also came back. Seeing that youkownwho was not there, his tone was quite casual: "Where is the person?"

Yu Siyuan sneered: "People are in a hurry to urinate, dogs shit, why don't they have a figure like the master?"

Seeing that Yu Siyuan was really annoyed, my uncle quickly surrendered with both hands: "There will never be a second time."

Yu Siyuan's grandparents had two daughters. The eldest daughter gave birth to Jiang Qiutong, and the second daughter gave birth to Yu Siyuan. As a result, not long after Jiang Qiutong was born, his grandmother gave birth to a youngest son, who was Yu Siyuan's little uncle.His brother-in-law is a veritable old man, the old couple plus two sisters are so rare.

Yu Siyuan had a good relationship with him, seeing his appearance, he just kicked him angrily in the end to tell him not to reveal his secrets.

Ji Yao who came back with the dog: "?"

After this messy day, Ji Yao and Yu Siyuan were exhausted physically and mentally.Tomorrow's New Year's Day, originally they had an appointment to spend the New Year's Eve in the square, but Yu Siyuan's family made such a fuss over and over again, Ji Yao caught a cold again, and the two of them naturally went back home.

As soon as he entered the room, Ji Yao threw himself on the sofa: "I don't want to come here for the rest of my life."

Yu Siyuan smiled and did not speak.

Ji Yao was really tired, she went to bed without eating dinner, and went to bed very early.When Ji Yao fell asleep, Yu Siyuan got up from the bed, and went to the balcony to make a phone call lightly.

"Hello?" The man's cold voice came from the other end of the phone.

Yu Siyuan stood barefoot on the balcony, the cold wind blew by, and there was a layer of glistening white snow on the lawn downstairs.

His body seemed to be terribly cold, his hand holding the phone loosened and tightened, and finally he said softly to the other end of the phone: "Brother, chat with me for a while."

Jiang Qiutong raised her eyebrows, without saying a word, she took out the coat from the closet, took the key and went out.

"The old place is waiting for you."

Yu Siyuan hung up the phone, opened the balcony and entered the room, the cold wind carried snowflakes into the warm bedroom, Ji Yao woke up from the cold, rubbed his eyes, and asked in a daze, "What's wrong?"

Yu Siyuan smiled, lowered his head and kissed Ji Yao's face: "It's been a long time since I saw my brother, I invite him to have a drink, do you want to go?"

Ji Yao put the quilt over his head: "No, it's freezing outside."

Even though he knew that he would definitely say that, Yu Siyuan was still a little sad.He gave a soft "hmm": "Then you go to sleep, you should rest more if you catch a cold."

He was just about to leave, but Ji Yao under the quilt arched his head, and then revealed a sleeping red face.

"What's wrong?" Yu Siyuan was surprised.

Ji Yao groped and stretched out his hand, covered Yu Siyuan's cold face from the wind, and asked bewilderedly, "It's so cold—are you cold? Let me cover it for you."

Those warm hands fell on his face, Yu Siyuan's tears were about to fall, his heart was clenched into a ball, the ironing was about to melt away, and he was so sore that he wanted to tremble.

He smiled and said, "It's not cold."