Scum smell

There is only a wall between the entrance of Yu Siyuan's house and the kitchen, but luckily he is not dead, because he prefers Western food, the kitchen is semi-open without a door.

The two people who were kissing were taken aback, turned their heads subconsciously, and saw a woman standing at the door, looking at them with astonishment.At this time, Yu Siyuan's hand was still supporting Ji Yao's butt, and Ji Yao's leg was still around Siyuan's waist.

Yu Siyuan: "..."

Ji Yao: "..."

woman:"……"

This is so-

Ji Yao was in a hurry and wanted to jump down, but the woman's movements were faster. She laughed and raised her hands: "I'm the nanny of this family. I just forgot something. It's okay. It will be the same next time. You go on, you go on."

As she spoke, she backed away until she reached the door, then turned around, closed the door with a "bang", and fled.

Ji Yao had already got off Yu Siyuan's body. He pressed his temples and asked with a headache, "Who is that aunt? Your mother?"

The corner of Yu Siyuan's mouth twitched: "It's worse than that. That's my cousin's mother, my aunt. We're done."

Ji Yao's face changed suddenly: "Your aunt who your cousin wetted the bed at the age of 16 and called the whole family?"

Yu Siyuan frowned: "Yes, it's her."

Ji Yao's eyes darkened.

When it comes to this, I have to tell an allusion.

Yu Siyuan mentioned to Ji Yao before that he has a cousin who is very close, called Tong, that person had a very cheap mouth when he was a child, and he usually likes to hold it, and he likes to stab you suddenly, but he has been with you since he was a child. On the one hand, Yu Siyuan was crushed and annoyed him enough.

In the end, when his cousin grew to sixteen, he was finally taken advantage of by the big ones, so that the whole family could not understand his stinky virtues, the old and the young, joined forces and gave him a drink, and passed out for the first time in his life.

When he was drunk, he was drunk. His cousin had a good drink, and when he was drunk, he fell asleep.As a result, he could not die. When his aunt woke her son up the next day, she found that he had wet the bed.

His aunt was overjoyed when she saw that his cousin was still sound asleep. She turned the door shut and yelled at the group of bears who were drunk and asleep at the dining table in the living room: "My son wets the bed!"

——so the whole family knows.

After this incident, his cousin's skin was peeled off and trampled on, and he could no longer put on that hateful pretending at home.

At that time, Ji Yao laughed so hard that his face was cracked, and asked your cousin how much he deserved a beating. His mother couldn't bear to punish him. Which two kinds of people deserve to be beaten the most?"

Ji Yao smiled and shook his head.

Yu Siyuan compared two fingers: "The first type is cheap, such as you Faxiao; the second type is pretentious, such as my cousin."

Ji Yao sighed in admiration.

Now, when Ji Yao was reminded by Yu Siyuan and remembered the great achievements of this aunt, he suddenly became a little uneasy. He subconsciously grabbed the corner of Yu Siyuan's clothes, and he rarely panicked: "Do you want to give it to me?" She called and begged her to help you hide it from your parents?"

He was so distracted at this moment that he didn't think about it at all. After catching up with the two of them, Yu Siyuan's aunt said that she was the nanny and asked them to continue the matter.

Yu Siyuan held his forehead, he felt a little headache.In fact, he came out of the closet a long time ago, and after he and Ji Yao settled down, he has been considering bringing Ji Yao home to meet his parents, but he tried Ji Yao a few times, and found that Ji Yao was very resistant to coming out. So I didn't dare to tell him that I planned to take it slowly.

This time when Ji Yao came over, he planned to take him back when the atmosphere was good, but when his aunt came, Ji Yao must have been scared and quit.

Gee, headache.

Let's not mention it here, but as soon as Yu Siyuan's aunt went out, he immediately called his sister—that is, Yu Siyuan's mother.As soon as the phone was connected, she cleared her throat, and the first thing she said was: "Who is that from Siyuan?"

"That who", Yu Siyuan's boyfriend, the youknowwho tacitly known by the whole family, you know.

Yu Siyuan is a libertine. He has been hanging out in bars for so many years since he came out of the closet. The whole family is worried that he will get AIDS someday.Later, because Jiang Qiutong had a good relationship with him, some news leaked out, and Yu Siyuan had a serious talk about a partner, but he hid it very well, so far he only knows that she is still a student.

When Ji Yao came to H City, Yu Siyuan's family WeChat group exploded.The discussions among the uncles and aunts were too heated. Yu Siyuan's phone kept vibrating, and the screen kept lighting up. It was his parents and seniors who were discussing this matter in the group, and circled him from time to time to ask him to pull Ji Yao into it. .

No wonder they responded enthusiastically, it was Yu Siyuan's magical style that frightened the whole family.

"..." Ji Yao looked at Yu Siyuan's cell phone on the table—it had been ringing non-stop since the beginning, with a delicate expression.

Just now Yu Siyuan comforted him for a long time, and finally coaxed Ji Yao who was about to blow his hair up, but even though Yu Siyuan repeatedly assured that his family was very kind, Ji Yao still didn't do it.

Just kidding, I didn't plan to stay with Yu Siyuan for a long time at all, wouldn't I be full to see my parents?

What's more, he is really very taboo about coming out of the closet.

Although Yu Siyuan was prepared to be rejected, he was still a little disappointed. He sighed in his heart, then smiled and flicked Ji Yao's head, telling Ji Yao not to worry, he had already put these annoying elders All rejected.

He didn't show anything on the surface, but Ji Yao still noticed the hidden loss.

Ji Yao clicked his tongue, got up from the sofa, walked in front of Yu Siyuan, and knelt down on his knees.

He has always been very organized, and if he can't repay his debts with emotion, he can only pay with flesh.

Yu Siyuan leaned on the sofa, looking down at Ji Yao who was giving mouth to him.Most gay men have more or less admiration for this thing. It is not uncommon for him to hold his things and look obsessively looking for fuck when he has no side in the past.

But Ji Yao doesn't, Ji Yao doesn't like this, especially kneeling.

In fact, regarding Ji Yao, Yu Siyuan always felt that he was very contradictory.When they first got together, they didn't feel anything, but the two of them have been together for so long, even if they get together less often and leave more, he has also noticed that Ji Yao is a strange and talkative person.

It's because individuals have habits and preferences. No matter how close two people are together, there will always be times when their tastes conflict. Every time, Ji Yao can take a step back just right; , Ji Yao will definitely compensate him elsewhere.

Respond to all requests, give and take.

He once joked to Ji Yao that we were Yu Jue cut in half, a natural pair.Yu Siyuan almost believed what he said, but people and jade are different after all, how can there be so many perfect fits?

Ji Yao lowered his head and was concentrating, so he missed the faint self-deprecating look on Yu Siyuan's face.

He watched Ji Yao's slightly frowned seriously, and finally pulled him up and pushed him down on the sofa.

Ji Yao hadn't eaten meat for a long time, almost his whole body was itchy, Yu Siyuan's solid meat meal almost made his bones light.

After finishing, Ji Yao leaned on Yu Siyuan's abdominal muscles and played with Yu Siyuan's fingers.Yu Siyuan smiled lowly, and scratched his palm with his backhand.Needless to say, the old driver's driving skills, even without touching the steering wheel or stepping on the accelerator, he can start the engine and put it in a gear.

Ji Yao didn't dare to play any more, for fear of being teased again, he joked that it was only the first day of the holiday, and he didn't want to stay in bed all the time.So he quickly changed the subject: "Speaking of which, I never dared to ask, why do you have so many scars on your body?"

There are many scars on Yu Siyuan's body, both deep and shallow. Ji Yao never asked—who hasn't clicked on it—I don't know what happened today, probably because of the touch during the day, so I couldn't help asking. mouthed.

Yu Siyuan rubbed his chin, smiling maliciously: "Well...my opening fee is very expensive, what will the master give me as a reward?"

Ji Yao snorted, stretched out his hand to gently pinch Yu Siyuan's nose, and acted in concert: "Bold and daring dog slave, you still want a reward."

The two laughed and laughed for a while until it was time to sleep.Ji Yao has been running around all the way today, was caught by the elders again, and even rolled the sheets at night, now he is really tired.They chatted for a while, and said goodnight to Yu Siyuan, but after a while they started to feel confused.

Before falling asleep, he thought a little ignorantly, what topic seemed to be diverted by Yu Siyuan today?

Before he had time to think clearly, he fell asleep sweetly.

It's no wonder that he, who has always been sensitive, turned out to be so dull this time - Ji Yao has a natural sense of trust in Siyuan, just like Yu Siyuan trusts that he will never let him down, Ji Yao also trusts that Yu Siyuan will never let him down. Do not hide.

He always felt that regarding Yu Siyuan's affairs, only he wanted to know, but whether Yu Siyuan would tell.

If he hadn't been so tired today, and his head hadn't been so dazed, he would probably have realized that Yu Siyuan would also be hiding it from him, so lightly.

It was already afternoon when the two of them woke up the next day. Yu Siyuan packed up and took Ji Yao to go shopping—tomorrow is the New Year, so he had to buy something to have fun.

Ji Yao hugged the quilt and rolled around for a while, Yu Siyuan looked at him at the bedside for a while, and began to take off his clothes slowly.

Ji Yao turned pale with shock: "You are here again!"

I did it once before going to bed last night, once in the middle of the night when I was in a daze, once in the morning when I woke up, and again when I was in the shower. past.

Yu Siyuan looked joyful: "You are here, I must treat you well." After saying that, he lifted the quilt and wanted to go in.

Ji Yao raised his hands in surrender, he really convinced Yu Siyuan.Although he always thought he was a man, but in this kind of matter, he was really no man like Siyuan, tsk.

City H is much colder than him, and Ji Yao didn't think it was enough to cover himself tightly. On the way, he bought all hats, scarves, masks and gloves, hung them on himself on the spot, and put a hood over his coat Down jacket to the toe.

Yu Siyuan laughed: "What are you doing?"

He was wearing a light gray coat and a dark checked scarf, looking refreshing and comfortable.

Ji Yao squinted at him, and sniffled again: "You don't understand."

Hearing that his voice was hoarse and nasal, Yu Siyuan finally believed it. He patted Ji Yao's head and said he wanted to go back.

But Ji Yao refused, he already had a cold, and he went back after buying a hat and gloves after he came out, so he was at a loss! ?

He glanced at Yu Siyuan, gave him a middle finger, turned his head and went into the counter to buy snow boots—don't worry about the appearance, the snow on the road in City H was almost a foot thick, his My feet are numb from the cold.

Yu Siyuan shook his head with a smile, and stepped up to follow.

They were shopping in the most prosperous commercial street in City H. At the same time they entered, Jiang Qiutong, who was shopping with his mother and adults, turned his head and saw Yu Siyuan walking into the opposite shop.

"Ok?"

Jiang's mother followed his line of sight and immediately became excited. Her eyesight was better than Jiang Qiutong's, and she could cast through the glass cabinet and see the shaking figures inside.

She pointed to the opposite side excitedly and said, "Qiu Tong, are those your cousin and that who in front?"

Jiang Qiutong squinted his eyes for a while, then raised his eyebrows.

brain hole.

One day, after the empress had finished her bedtime service, when she was spending time with the emperor, she chatted about some interesting childhood stories.Seeing that the emperor was in high spirits, Empress Yu accidentally revealed the dark history of Concubine Jiang Shu.

"My aunt has a big mouth. It's not just me. She is cruel to her son. Our whole family knows all the embarrassing things about my cousin since he was a child."

The emperor's eyes flashed: "Oh?"

Poor Empress Yu didn't think much about it at all: "For example, when he was sixteen years old, he accidentally wet the bed once, and before he got up from the bed the next day, the whole family knew about it, and even alarmed a doctor who was an imperial doctor. Cousin, I'm afraid he's suffering from deficiency of yang."

The emperor laughed and went straight to Concubine Jiang Shu's bedroom after coming out of the empress's room: "My dear concubine, I heard that your yang energy is so weak that you are still drowning at the age of 16?"

Concubine Jiang Shu with a fake fairy face: "..."

He smiled: "Whether the concubine is weak or not, the emperor will know if he tries it."

The emperor readily agreed, and then couldn't get out of bed crying.He didn't know whether Jiang Shufei urinated the bed or not, anyway, he did.

Concubine Jiang Shu coaxed the emperor to sleep, holding the pointer, Shi Shiran went to the queen's bedroom.

The cousin's enlightenment was done by him, and now, as the teacher, it is only natural to interrupt the student's dog legs.