I teach vampires to fall in love

I haven't cut my nails for a while since I came here. Just now, when I was distracted, I used force unconsciously on my hand. Now Guzu's hand is bleeding from my pinch!

I quickly wanted to let go of my hand, but was held tightly by Gu Yusi. He looked down at our handshake, "Xiao Yi, look, doesn't it match?"

The corners of my eyes twitched as I looked at Gu Yusi's bloody hand, "Can we stop the bleeding first?"

Gurus looked up at me silently.

I covered my face in pain, "Lining! I've never seen such matching hands at my age!"

Only then did Gulusi let go of my hand, took out a clean white handkerchief and handed it to me. I was at a loss, so I had to take it over and wipe it carefully for him. Said in a low voice, "Xiao Yi, I haven't shed blood for many years."

I looked curiously at the back of Gulusi's clean and clean hand for a while, feeling that the vampire's self-healing ability is really powerful, and said casually, "That's because you don't have a big aunt."

"Cough, cough, cough..." A piercing cough sounded, Gu Yusi and I turned our heads to look over, Wen Li half-covered his mouth, "Cough, what, you go on, you go on, you can completely ignore me .”

I quietly looked around Wenli, and found a fact, "Are you choking on saliva? What a magical skill, can you show it again?"

Wen Li burst into flames, "Who is to blame for this?!"

Gu Yusi: "Xiaoyi, what is the big aunt?"

I nodded at Wen Li, "Blame me," I turned to look at Gu Chusi, "Wen Li is very knowledgeable and has the magical skill of 'choking on my own saliva', let him explain it to you."

Wen Li, who is knowledgeable and has the magical skill of 'choking on my own saliva': "..."

Gu Yusi looked at Wen Li, and Wen Li said with a dry smile, "It's the eldest sister of a blood clan's mother."

"What does that have to do with whether I bleed?"

Wen Li: "Hehehe...hehehe..."

Seeing Wen Li's expression, I guessed in surprise, "Don't blood women have big aunts?"

Wen Li nodded his head with difficulty, while Gu Lusi on the side was even more puzzled, "Why don't women have big aunts?" Even Dasaz looked over.

Me: "Yeah, I'm curious too... Cough, no, Gus, let's stop discussing this boring question, let's go dance."

Guzus gave me a strange look, and didn’t ask any more questions. When I told Guzus to order his comrades to hold hands around the fire, Guzus was silent for a while and said, “Let’s discuss the boring question just now. !"

I stared at Gu Yusi with dead eyes, and finally Gu Yusi sighed, and the corners of his eyes twitched to give an order. I held Gu Yusi with my right hand and Wenli, who was inexplicably excited with my left hand, and watched a circle of facial expressions A stiff vampire with stiff limbs, "Everyone relax, let's follow my slogan while turning around, one is to lift the right leg, and the other is to lift the left leg."

As soon as I finished speaking, all the vampires became stiffer, and even Guzusi was about to petrify in place. I cleared my throat, "Comrades, there are rewards for dancing well. In the end, I will choose three A blood clan came to let the Duke of Guzus personally guide him."

The comrades-in-arms were visibly cheered up, and they all stared at Gu Zusi with bright eyes.

At this time, Gu Zusi turned his neck and looked at me stiffly, his eyes signaled: When did I promise you? !

I calmly ignored Gu Yusi's scorching gaze, "Come on, get ready, start! One, the right leg! Two, the left leg! One, the right leg..."

When I stopped after turning twice, I found out inexplicably that everyone was a little abnormally excited, and the vampire asked why it stopped? !

Wen Li saw my doubts. He pointed to the vampire on the right side of Guzus with his chin, "See? Even though Guzus was wearing gloves to shake hands with that vampire, he was trembling with excitement."

Me: "The charm of Gulusi is so great?"

Gu Yusi: "Generally, isn't there someone who doesn't care?"

I coughed lightly, ignoring what Guzusi meant, "Now that everyone is familiar with it, let's sing along..."

"Master Gulusi, your castle has been attacked. A large number of blood races are attacking non-stop, and the Shura Knights cannot be contacted. At present, the combat power here is insufficient, please help!" Dasaz held the communication in his hand. The sound of the instrument interrupted me.

Gulusi broke away from my hand in an instant, and said seriously, "This situation is very serious. Dasaz went to the Shura Knights to see what's going on. Wen Li and the rest of the blood clan will protect Bai Yi!" He raised his hand and touched me "Xiao Yi, I'll go back as soon as I go." After he finished speaking, he stretched out his wings and flew away quickly before I could react.

Dasaz handed me the camera silently, and it disappeared quickly.

Me: "..." Do you want to do this? !Why don't you just dance? !Especially Gu Yusi, do you think I didn't see how relaxed you were just now? !It's almost like saying 'it's about time'!

I turned around and planned to continue my speech, "...where did they go?" I looked at the empty space without a single vampire and asked Wen Li.

Wen Li rolled his eyes towards the sky, "The biggest reward is gone, of course they are gone! Now they should go to get weapons, so that they can obey Gu Yusi's order to protect you."

Me: "..." At this moment, the communicator I put in my trouser pocket trembled violently. I took it out to have a look, and immediately covered my stomach and told Wen Li, "I seem to have diarrhea. I'm going to the toilet." Give him the camera.

I was about to run wildly, but was stopped by Wen Li. He stretched out his hand to snatch the communicator. I stretched my legs calmly, and Wen Li retreated almost reflexively. He said angrily, "Why are you so vile?!"

I flexed my ankles, "Is it swollen? I am smug and I am proud! You won't be smug when you snatch someone else's communicator?!"

Wen Li: "Bah! Can you show some face?! Who made the communicator for you?"

I looked at the black communicator in my hand that was half the length of a palm, the width of one finger, and the thickness of a postcard. When something happened to be monitored by Gu Yusi, I specifically asked Wen Li to help me customize a one that can be anti-monitored!

After contemplating, "Face? What the hell is that? Can it be eaten?"

Wen Li: "...Bai Yi, don't try to anger Gu Yusi, you can't afford the consequences! No one can save you then!"

Me: "It's just a poop, why did you anger Gu Yusi?" I looked at Wen Li's head strangely, "Could it be that your saliva choked into your brain just now?!"

Wen Li was completely irritable, "You have no conscience! I don't care what you like!"

I yelled at Wen Li's back, "I'm pulling papa, you can't control it even if you want to!" Wen Li left faster.

I ran as far as I could, and checked that no one was connected to the communicator. Zeyu’s voice came from there immediately, and he seemed a little anxious, "Why are you only answering now?! I thought something happened to you!"

I sat on the ground and answered out of breath, "It's not important, are you in a hurry? Or have you arranged everything?"

There was silence for a while, and just when I suspected that Zeyu had hung up the communicator, his deep voice came, "Bai Yi, I want to tell you something very important."

After 5 minutes, I was furious, "Are you fucking kidding me?! You, you, you, you, you, you, you haven't produced anything for a long time. If you are a man, just say it quickly!"

"I like you!" Zeyu roared.

I froze in place and petrified for a while, "Zeyu, are you sleepwalking?"

"Hehehe...Master Bai Yi is really humorous as always." A soft female voice sounded.

I looked up at the super S-shaped beauty in front of me, um, it looked familiar, hey, why do I feel dizzy? !I shook my head vigorously, even more dizzy!My mushy head finally realized something was wrong, and the next moment, I couldn't open my eyes and lost consciousness.

When I woke up again, I felt bad all over!I was thrown on the ground tied up with five flowers, not far away was Zeyu, who was tied up with five flowers. I looked at the hemp rope on my body, and then at the thin silver chain on Zeyu's body, and shouted at the super S-shaped beauty, "Why? The one tied to me is so ugly?! Zeyu’s is so pretty?!"

Super S-shaped beauty: "..."

A group of strong men behind her: "..."

Zeyu: "Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"

I turned around and said to Zeyu, "Don't force yourself to speak when you are gagged," and then I turned my head bravely, "Xiao Shanshan, you have to play shame and play at me, don't force Zeyu, he is tough on women I can't get up."

Lu Lishan: "..."

A group of strong men behind her: "..."

Zeyu: ".........Mmmmm!!!"

Me: "God, are you coming..." I meaningfully glanced at the group of vampires behind Lu Lishan.

"Crack..." The sound of Lu Lishan's leather whip slamming on the ground - the ground in front of my feet.

I suddenly realized, "Oh~ so you like this tune~"

Lu Lishan suddenly smiled coquettishly, "Hehehe...you are so interesting, maybe if I met you first...but unfortunately, I met Duke Guzus first."

I shook my head and said, "Tsk tsk tsk... Xiao Shanshan, think about it clearly. How old am I and how old is Gu Yusi? You have to know that youth is capital. Why would you rather like an old man with no development?!"

"Snapped……"

"Fuck, why did you call me suddenly without saying a word?! If I didn't hide quickly, my face would be useless!" I said angrily after rolling like a donkey to avoid the vicious woman's whip.

The vicious woman gritted her teeth and said, "Apart from being younger than me, what else can you compare to me?! Why does the Duke of Guzus fall in love with an idiot like you?!"

My inner OS about this: Damn, just now I was talking about liking me or Gu Yusi, but in a blink of an eye, I favor Gu Yusi, and I am jealous of some inexplicable things!It's crazy! ! !

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Lu Lishan, who just raised her whip, "I haven't beaten you yet, what the hell are you calling?!"

I shyly shyly said, "Let me brew for a while~ Wait until you hit the whip, so that you can have pleasure!"

The corners of Lu Lishan's mouth twitched, "...Damn it, you are shaking M and I am not shaking S, don't classify my old lady as a pervert!"

"Lord Marquis Lu Lishan, Bai Yi is deliberately delaying time, and it is not appropriate to entangle him." At this moment, a slightly familiar voice sounded.