I teach vampires to fall in love

It's a good thing that I put my hands on the ground with a very quick reaction, otherwise I would be bloody all over my face now!I turned my head back and stared at the Water Margin, and the Water Margin took a step back subconsciously, and returned to the original position in the next second, pretending to be calm and said, "What are you looking at?! It's a taboo to be distracted on the battlefield, you are living!" Tired of it?!"

I stood up slowly, and walked towards the Water Margin with a sullen face. At this moment, I heard a gust of wind behind me, and I quickly bent down. A boot flew over my head. I looked in the direction of the flying object, Gisele With a ferocious face, Pu was... taking off his clothes, and flying them around as he took them off.

I thought about it, and decided that it would be better to deal with Jisup first. After all, Outlaws of the Marsh is now an instructor. How could such a good citizen do such a thing? ! [serious face

That's what I said, but when I looked at the crazy Gisep, I didn't know how to wake him up quickly, just beat him up?No, although I have learned some self-defense techniques, but facing vampires is completely child-level. ╮(╯_╰)╭

Then how can I... Ah, I have it!Even vampires, like humans, have an unavoidable weakness!

I once again used my unique skill - Broken Egg Wuying Kick. I was afraid that the usual strength would not be enough, so I specially used the enhanced version. With a shrill, "Aw... ah...", Gisep burst into tears sober.

I waved my hand casually, "Don't thank me so much, this is what a friend should do."

Gisep curled up, covering the parts above the legs and below the waist with both hands, and looked at me "gratefully", "You...you..."

I saw him "you" for a long time and didn't say anything from "you", so I continued understandingly, "I'm great," I met his wide-eyed eyes, "don't be so surprised, I know what you're going to say, That's not the point, the point is, we're going to wake up the other vampires now."

At the beginning, Gisep was still moaning in pain, "Uh-uh-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh huhhhhhhhh!"

So, with the sound of "Aw... ah..." sounded one after another in the audience, everyone was sober that they could no longer be sober, and I took advantage of the time when the Water Margin had been petrified, and sneaked around behind him , and then kicked him into the pool of blood. After kicking him, I secretly left the "crime scene" and got in with the army of "uh huh..." groaning in pain.

At this time, Jisup and the others had already approached the Water Margin according to my plan, and then howled "Mmm..." and stretched out their feet to step the newly exposed Water Margin into the pool of blood. I took advantage of the chaos and stepped forward to mend a few feet. After half a sound, with a scream of "ah...", the Outlaws of the Marsh successfully floated on the pool of blood.

As the first human being to bully a vampire so cruelly——I couldn't help but feel a little worried about the life of the Outlaws, "Gisep, is he still alive in the Outlaws?"

Gisup glanced at me up and down, and then said to me with twitching corners of his mouth, "Master Bai Yi, can you put the excitement in your eyes away before you say that?!"

I said sadly with a calm expression, "Water Margin, are you okay?"

Gisep: "...you put the foot off the instructor of the Outlaws of the Marsh before you talk!"

As a high-level vampire, Outlaws of the Marsh only fainted temporarily, although Liu Er said, "The biggest reason is most likely due to shortness of breath."

I coughed lightly, changed the subject and asked, "There is a doctor here, why are you here?"

Luer silently turned his head to look at Gu Yusi who was at the side. I instantly realized that covering my face in pain was actually for me as a spare.

Goose, did you make it?Your meticulous care of me will only strengthen my desire to run away, and the desire to run successfully!

Gu Zusi obviously didn't make it, he said to me with a paralyzed face but gentle eyes, "Xiao Yi, you are very good this year, and you are the first team to faint the instructor, although the method is very... …special, but rewarding."

I couldn't bear to look directly and turned my head. Others don't know that I'm not affected by blood, can you not know? !Did you do the Outlaws of the Marsh that passed out like this? !Look, Lu Er's disdainful eyes almost hit my face!

Because Luer's communicator was constantly being called by Sinoloman, he had no choice but to go back after healed for Water Margin.

The so-called reward of Gulusi is the bonfire party at night. There is no doubt that this is not an activity that vampires would have, it was introduced by Wenli a long time ago.You must know that vampires are extravagant creatures, not to mention that Duke Gulusi is still here, so this bonfire party has a high ranking.

Under the starry sky, we sat around the big fire in the middle, and I looked around blankly. These exquisite low tables and exquisite stools, the radiant cups filled with bright red liquid, a plate of A plate of crystal-clear fruits, and a glowing lens as tall as a person, illuminated this place into daytime.

This lens is exactly the same as the lens illuminated in the tomb of Guzusi. To put it simply, it is frighteningly expensive. Speaking of which, I have to mention that the common currency of Planet Ailante is the spar.

Although Wen Li is very smart, he doesn't know how to build satellites, so there are no TVs and computers here. Then, how do things like communication equipment work?It is the spar, the energy contained in the spar.Things like monitor aircraft also operate on the energy provided by spar.

In fact, Wenli has made a generator, but the difference between electricity consumption and spar is very big. It is obviously better to use spar, so Wenli's generator is used for lighting at home, and there is nothing else. What's the use.

The lens used for lighting has not yet been processed. It is the original appearance of the spar, but I estimate that after processing, it will subtract a quarter at most, and a spar the size of a little finger is converted to about 100 yuan in RMB. Please calculate how much this lens is worth by yourself!

I looked at Wen Li next to me with blood on my face, "What's the use of the fire in the middle?!"

Wen Li had obviously seen this situation more than once, so he said calmly, "A display, or do you want Gu Yusi to hold hands with us and sing folk songs around the fire?"

I silently imagined that scene... Hey, this is possible!

The corner of Wen Li's mouth twitched and stared at me, "Take the green light out of your eyes! Damn, don't tell me you really want to do this!"

I calmly ignored Wen Li's words, and hooked my fingers to Dasaz who was sitting next to Wen Li. He frowned and looked at me for a while, then walked over and stood one meter away from me, "What's the matter, Mr. Bai Yi?" orders?"

Me: "...what are you doing so far away from me?"

Wen Li sneered, "Why don't you think about what crazy things you did today? The Outlaws of the Marsh haven't woken up yet!"

Me: "..." I pulled out a gentle smile, "If you don't come here again, I'm going to kill you!" Almost at the same time as I finished speaking, Dasaz squatted beside me, and I watched He intentionally or unintentionally protected his hand at a key position, and fell silent.

"My lord? My lord!"

I looked into Dasaz's eyes faintly, "Go and get a camera, the kind that can record video."

Dasaz shook his body, "You... what are you going to do?"

I didn't answer, but just moved my eyes to his key parts. He stood up instantly, took a step back, and said with a serious expression, "I promise to complete the task!" Before I could react, he had disappeared in place, and only one Smaller, I was filled with emotion immediately, this series of actions was really done in one go!

I stood up and walked towards Guzusi who was sitting in the main seat. Guzusi had the tallest table and sat on a seat that could blind people's eyes. Of course, he also had the most food on the table. I expressed my envy and hatred for this. A vampire, Gulusi, can't eat so much, so what are you going to do with so much? !Total waste, shameful waste!

"Is it delicious?" Gu Zusi said and pulled me squatting beside the table, "Are you sitting on me or on a chair?"

I stopped backing silently, sat on the chair in an instant, and finished the last bite of the fruit in my hand, "It's shameful to waste, did you make it?"

Gu Qusi nodded slightly, took a white handkerchief and wiped it carefully for me, I looked at Gu Qusi's eyelashes that were curled up because he lowered his head, and his serious side face, I can completely imagine that his eyes can turn people The tenderness of drowning, I suddenly felt uncomfortable, and my ears seemed to be slightly hot.

At this moment, Dasaz's voice sounded like heaven, "Master Bai Yi, the camera is here."

In an instant, I withdrew my hand, which had been wiped over and over again by Gu Yusi, and trotted over to check the camera carefully, "Very well, Dasaz, when we sing and dance, you have to record it properly."

Dasaz was silent for a while, "You? Including Duke Guzus?!"

Me: "Yeah, what's the matter? You want to come too? Then let me not..."

"No, no, I appreciate your kindness!" Dasaz waved his hands repeatedly.

Gulusi's voice sounded beside my ears, "When did I promise you such a thing?"

I turned sideways to avoid the hot breath of Guzus, and told Dasaz some precautions, and then turned to look at Guzus, "I will promise now," I stretched out a hand in front of him , smiled and said, "Gu Yusi, I formally invite you to participate in the first folk song show, do you want to come?"

Gu Yusi was stunned for a moment, then gently put his hand on mine, and the corner of his mouth lightly raised, "I am extremely happy."

I was stunned for a moment, Gu Zusi smiled... laughed? !Although it was fleeting, he did smile, and he laughed very happily, and my mood suddenly became very complicated. Such a Gulusi is... so charming!I'm sorry, what did I just say? !

"Xiao Yi? Xiao Yi! What's wrong with you?"

When I came back to my senses, Gu Yusi frowned slightly and lowered his head. I followed his gaze and was scared to pee, what the hell, will I be chopped off? !

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