I teach vampires to fall in love

"Hmph! Do you think I'm a fool? Gu Yusi must have done nothing good to you last night, you actually endured it, and just now, you actually endured the pain and finished your meal, don't say anything to me because Gu Yusi Saved you, even if Gu Yusi saved you, you can't tolerate him like this! These can only explain one problem, you don't want to make trouble, you are plotting a plan to go home that even I don't know about!"

"Brain tonic is a disease, it must be cured!"

Wen Li: "Bai Yi, I'm telling you this to persuade you not to seek death. Looking at it now, maybe you think Gu Yusi is very kind, and that's because you have never seen him kill someone!"

"Yes." I squatted beside Wen Li, "I accidentally poked his sore foot when I first came here. If it wasn't for Luer's quick hands, I would be finished."

Wen fence: =mouth=

I squinted at Wen Li, "Why are you so surprised? I don't believe you haven't done anything bloody since you've been here for so long! You have time to guess here, why don't you help me find it?" the way home."

Wen Li: "You still lied to me! You have a plan, and you still want to order me around!"

I slapped Wen Li on the back of the head, "I said you were thinking too much! Didn't you see that I participated in the training of the backup knight?!"

Wen Li pushed me down with an angry palm, and then rode on me to restrain my resisting hands and feet, "Idiots can see that you are hiding from Gu Chusi, okay?! Maybe you plan to train outside, Gu Gu Zuo Si is not by my side, so I can escape!"

At this time, there was a sudden strong shaking, Wen Li and I turned our heads to look, and suddenly, =口=

Fuck, who can tell me, who is this anxious vampire wielding an axe? !Don't tell me it's Dasaz!You must be dazzled!

Seeing us look over, Dasaz kept talking with his mouth open. I turned to look at Wen Li with a blank expression, "Do you think the idiot will tell Gu Chusi what he saw now?"

Wen Li's body stiffened in an instant, and then quickly got off my body, crushing the little flower while removing the barrier. Dasaz rushed over in an instant, gently lifted me up, and kept asking, "You Is there something wrong? Where is your pain?..."

I waved Dasaz's hand away, and took three steps back, "Big fool, give up your heart! I won't like you!"

Dasaz was stunned for a second, and roared, "Who wants you to like it?! Don't put on the expression of 'Isn't it you'! I am because the Duke told me that if you are injured, I will suffer ten Doubly hurt, why do you care so much about whether you are injured! Otherwise, the ghost will control you!"

"The ghost said, 'What do I care?!'...hahaha...so funny..."

Wen Li & Dasaz: "..."

I laughed and rolled all over the floor, "You...hahaha...don't you guys think...hahaha...funny? Hahaha..."

Wen Li & Dasaz: "..."

After a while, I wiped the tears from the corners of my eyes and said to Dasaz, "Actually, just now Wen Li wanted to beg me and Gu Yusi to intercede for Wen Wuli, but when I refused, he became furious and wanted to teach me a lesson. I'll give you a break, don't think about it."

Dasaz reflexively wanted to snort coldly, as if he suddenly remembered something, and turned his head instead, "That has nothing to do with me!"

I winked at Wen Li, Wen Li snorted coldly, and turned his head away, too, you guys turn around slowly, I'll sleep for a while, so my eyes went dark and I lost consciousness.

When I woke up again, it was already dark, and a low voice said, "I'm sorry." I moved my eyes from the window to the shadow not far away, and there was another voice, "Bai Yi, you can tell me if you can't eat. "

I sighed, "And then? You won't force me? Like last night, I refused, but... well, I don't want to tell you this, I..."

Gu Yusi said seriously: "I will change it. From now on, as long as you tell me, I will change it!"

I was startled, what the fuck, is it true that Gulusi is here? !It seems that the plan this time must only succeed and not fail, otherwise the consequences... That picture is so beautiful, I dare not imagine it.

So, from now on, as long as it is what I say, Gucci will basically do it, except for one thing.

Now I am participating in training with a group of vampires. The first test is to learn to control myself, not to go crazy when I smell blood. We are standing next to a pool of blood, which is covered with glass.

Outlaws of the Marsh turned into an instructor, wearing a capable blue military uniform. Here I have to mention the terrible aesthetics of vampires. Nima, even in military uniforms, it is alive and gorgeous!And the green training clothes we wore were worse, but they were still gorgeous!

Outlaws of the Marsh shouted, "We are all soldiers who are ready to go to the battlefield at any time. Blood can be seen everywhere on the battlefield, so you must learn to control yourself. Otherwise, you will die before the enemy comes over!" He said After scanning the crowd here, he said again, "You can withdraw at any time, and I will never stop you, but, from now on, our Shura Knights will never accept you again!"

"Is there any blood race that wants to quit now?"

"Wait a minute," said Guzus, who came over to help me wipe the sweat from my brow, "Okay, go on."

Outlaws of the Marsh continued to shout calmly, "Very good, no blood clan wants to quit, open it!"

I have a dull face, since I participated in the training, my heart has been dancing with the disco grass mud horse!That thing is that Gulusi must follow me!What did he say, "Xiao Yi, the premise of my change is that you are still alive, and the blood clan who attacked you has not been caught yet, how can I let you go around alone?"

Me: "...Aren't they human beings in Outlaws of the Marsh?"

"They are blood races, not human beings."

I:"……"

"They are too weak to protect you."

Me: "Where do you put Wen Li and Dasaz, the two high-level blood races?"

"Even for the blood races of the same level, their strengths are different. Moreover, we don't know if the enemy has super blood races."

Me: "..." What he said was so reasonable that I was speechless!

So, Gulusi began to take care of me like a fragile doll. For example, when he first came here and it was just a warm-up training, Gujusi surrounded me completely and kept asking, "Are you hot?" ? Are you cold? Are you hungry..."

Nima, who will be hot and cold for a while? !Who is hungry right after eating? ! ...

Until I frantically said that if you surround me again, I won’t eat, yes, I’ve fallen to the point where I want to threaten Gu Zusi with such a naive thing ╮(╯_╰)╭

Gu Zusi just stopped watching from the sidelines, but he still jumped out from time to time and did some 'crazy' things to me, just like just now.

Outlaws of the Marsh and their expressions at the beginning were like this, =口=

But as time went by, Gu Zusi's behavior became more and more unbelievable, and they completely calmed down in Water Margin!

And Wen Li was gloating from the beginning to the end, and said to me, "Congratulations, you made a big death!"

Dasaz was the one with the weirdest mood changes, first he was angry and irritable, then he was anxious and wandering, and finally he was calm and calm.

I'm completely bewildered by Dasaz's reaction.

In fact, my original intention at the beginning was to avoid getting close to Gu Yusi at night, but now this goal has been achieved, and it has been completed beyond the standard. It was I who bled in the cup.

However, I am not happy at all!Damn it, Gu Zusi's character design collapsed, fell, when I was not even a little bit prepared!Lost!up!

Even the standard wife-slave Sinoloman said, "If I score a hundred points for myself, Guzus is a thousand points!"

Luer on the side smiled and said to me in Chinese, "Do you know what the blood race is most taboo about? It's deception! Especially those with a big difference in lifespan, it's like a three-year-old child who successfully deceives you. At this time, you will be How do you feel? This has risen to a question of dignity and IQ."

I:"……"

Feeling overwhelmed, I went to Zeyu to comfort him, but the domineering Zeyu said, "Who caused all these things? If you follow my plan, won't there be so many things?"

Me: "...wait a minute, let me take a look. The abnormality of Guzus started after I forced myself to eat and passed out. I forced myself to eat because I didn't want to violate Guzus, and I didn't want to violate Guzus because I wanted to relax. The vigilance of Guzusi, let go of his vigilance because I planned to run away during training, and the reason why I planned this was because I didn’t want to seduce|lure Guzusi. So, the reason lies with you!"

"Then you think of a way to feed him the halo pill without seducing him!"

Me: "Why do you have to seduce|lure Gu Chusi? Wouldn't it be good to just put the Yunyun Dan in the water and feed it to him? Anyway, it's colorless and tasteless."

Zeyu roared: "Are you a vegetarian when you are a duke? Even if it is colorless and tasteless, he may find it, especially a cautious and cunning blood like Gu Yusi! If you seduce him, he will be dizzy, and then he Don't you have a chance to distinguish carefully?!"

Me: "..." What he said was so reasonable that I was speechless!

"I just let you seduce Gu Qusi, but didn't make you dedicate yourself! Now that Gu Qusi spoils you so much, as long as you give him a little bit of sweetness, won't he be dizzy? Don't you have a chance to do it?! "

"Besides, your bad plan has come to nothing. Now that Gu Yusi is close to you, why are you running away during training? So, you should obediently act according to my plan! You don't have to wait too long, almost everything is arranged gone."

I:"…………"

"Ow ooh..."

"Ah ah ah..."

The fierce shouting interrupted my thoughts, I came back to my senses and suddenly, =口=

I also saw a group of crazy vampires, a total of 51 people participated in the training, and I was [-] people. This scene... Uh... It seems that I am not afraid at all, but a little excited!

I'm sorry, when did my little heart become so strong? !Why don't I make it? !

"Bai Yi? Bai Yi! What are you doing here? Get down!" The voice of Water Margin sounded, and before I could react, he kicked me into the pool of blood.