I teach vampires to fall in love

"Are you crazy?!"

Me: "Then you do the bloodletting."

Wen Li: "... Don't worry, I will definitely set up the strictest barrier!"

I took out a sharp knife, gritted my teeth... I still handed the knife to Wen Li, "Cut a knife on my arm."

Wen Li: "Why do you carry a knife with you?!" As he said that, he wanted to slash at my arm, "...Fuck, what are you hiding?! You still have an expression like I want to kill you!"

I clutched my arms tightly, and pressed my face bitterly, "This is the first time I have self-harmed since I grew up, and I want to prepare."

Half an hour later, Wen Li roared, "Are you coming or not?! If you don't come, I will!"

"Why are you so fierce? I even said that it's brewing."

Wen Li: "Do you still have the face to say, are you so brewing?"

I silently got up from the carpet and stretched my waist, "I'm ready, come on!"

Just as Wen Li was about to chop over with a knife, he flew up and was thrown out of the window in a parabola shape, and his screams were vaguely heard, "Aw... ah..."

I couldn't bear to look directly and turned my head, only to see Gu Chusihan staring at me with red face and eyes, and he said, "I'm hungry."

Me: "...Are you okay?"

Gu Yusi was silent for a while, "Will you hate me because I treat Wen Wuli like that?"

Me: "... Are you struggling with this?" Fuck, why did you agree because of the pain in the family's heart?This obviously doesn't match the painting style of Gu Yusi!

"Would you hate me?"

How should I answer this?Don't say it like I liked you, okay? !I silently compared the strength of the two, and decisively decided, "How could I hate you?! Men should be so domineering! Besides, it was Wen Wuli who wanted to kill me first, and you were injured by him. It’s okay to vent your anger.”

As soon as I finished speaking, Gu Yusi suddenly appeared in front of me and hugged me tightly. He whispered in my ear, "Bai Yi, I feel very sad when I think that you will hate me. Are you happy..."

I covered Gulusi's mouth, "You are hungry, honey, drink your blood!" I groaned and almost pierced the last layer of screen window, this kind of thing is absolutely impossible!Fortunately, I was witty and stopped it in time.

After I took the initiative to sacrifice my neck, Gu Zuosi obediently opened the meal, and did not bring up the topic of disharmony.

The next day, I looked haggard and walked to the dining room behind the radiant Gu Zusi. After eating a tasteless breakfast, I lay on the sofa in a daze.

I really want to die!Last night, Gu Zusi asked me to help him comfort his little brother out of morals again!Nima, in order to keep my chrysanthemum, I can only wrong my hand,

Do you really want to say that there are three chapters of the agreement? !This kind of thing was blown up in minutes when Gu Yusi came out with the grace of saving his life!Since being rescued by Gurus, I've been at a complete disadvantage!

It can't go on like this, this is a summary of the previous situation that the chrysanthemum is not guaranteed!

At this time Wen Li came over, sat beside me and asked in a low voice, "Have you been eaten and wiped clean?"

I quietly fixed my gaze on Wen Li's forehead, "Your injury healed so quickly."

Wen Li gritted his teeth and said, "It's not because of your bad idea!"

Just as I was about to speak, Nick came in with a large group of vampires, "Master Guzus, the head of the Outlaws of the Marsh has arrived with his spare knight."

Among them were my acquaintances, Gisup and his friends.

At this time, Gu Yusi was immersed in studying the food I ate, and he said casually, "I'm not free to look for Hongloumeng."

All the vampires: "..."

Outlaws of the Marsh: "Your Excellency, the head of Dream of the Red Chamber is busy with the tasks you ordered."

Only then did Gu Zusi look up and glance at the crowd, "The top three come out," Gisep stood up, "The rest can go."

All the vampires: "..."

Damn it, how on earth did Gulus own the largest knight order? !Thanks to Dream of the Red Chamber, they can stand it!Thinking of this, I silently raised my head and looked at Dasaz standing aside.

Dasaz snorted coldly, "What do you know? Your Excellency, this is a strategy."

Me: "...Excuse me for being stupid, what is the strategy?"

"How could I know?!"

Me: "..." I resolutely touched something casually and threw it at Dasaz's face. This expression really deserves a beating!

Then, I heard Wen Li's roar, "Bai Yi! What kind of grudge do I have against you?!"

I turned my head and saw that Wen Li's crotch was wet, and a few pieces of tea leaves were dotted here and there. I looked back at the fragments of the teacup at Dasaz's feet. Said, "Sorry, I really didn't mean to."

Wen Li glared at me angrily for a while, probably because Gu Yusi had already looked over, so he went to change his clothes angrily.

I looked at the many vampires, "Sorry, I made you laugh."

"Where, where!"

"Don't dare, don't dare!"

"How could it be, how could it be!" All the vampires responded modestly and unanimously.

Me: "Gu Yusi, since he is the backup knight selected by Outlaws of the Marsh, there must be a reason for him. You keep them now, and if they fail in the future, you can still expel them. You have nothing to lose, and maybe you will get a few more. general."

Dasaz snorted coldly, "Only a few of them are mid-level vampires, and the rest are low-level vampires. How can there be generals?"

Me: "Then tell me, why Gisep, as a low-ranking vampire, can be in the top three? But other middle-ranking vampires can't even enter the top three?"

Dasaz snorted coldly, "It must be his shit luck!"

I didn't speak, just kept staring at Dasaz's nose, he looked at me vigilantly and asked, "What are you thinking?"

"I was wondering why you didn't snort out the snot after you snorted so many times?! It's really a unique skill, Xiaosheng admires it!"

"Pfft...hahaha..." Gisep couldn't help laughing, and this was like a trigger, all the vampires laughed, and some even fell to the ground laughing.

I said to this, how lacking is the entertainment life of vampires, so that they can't help laughing because of this? !

Dasaz blushed with anger, but turned his head away and didn't say anything else. I was shocked, "Dasaz, what's wrong with you?!" Shouldn't he be furious now and want to beat and kill him?

Dasaz's ears were also red, and he whispered, "Didn't you tell me that 'Your thought of killing at every turn is not good, you have to use your brain more when things happen, or you will be the one who will lose money in the end. '?"

Me: "...so, you did that?"

Dasaz nodded slightly with his face flushed, and I could only say, "..."

Dasaz reacted suddenly, he stared at me closely, "Don't tell me you just said that?!"

Me: "...Of course I said it with unprecedented seriousness!"

Then Dasaz gave a coy "hmm", I'm not good at all, Nima, can you imagine a man with a rough voice and a handsome appearance who seems to be acting like a baby to you? !I can!

Gu Yusi: "Xiao Yi, are you full?"

"...Is this the point?" Damn, he really dared to nod his head!At the beginning when Guzus asked this question, I actually refused to answer, but the vampires present were all quietly waiting for my answer, so, "No."

Gulusi: "You come and have a full meal, and I will keep them."

As soon as Gu Yusi finished speaking, all the vampires stared at me with burning eyes, I covered my face in pain, damn it, please bear it!

I finished eating a bowl of rice with a blank expression, finished off a plate of sweet and sour fish, drank a glass of orange juice, and burped before Gu Zusi nodded in satisfaction.

"Water Margin, you personally supervise their training, and after three months, I will personally assess."

Me: "Gusu, where are they training?"

Gurus: "Anywhere that's hard."

"Then I want to participate?" I didn't wait for Guxus to answer, and said again, "Look at what I said, I am also a spare knight, of course I want to participate, even if I am your friend, you will not show favoritism in public ah!"

Gulusi: "..."

"Very good, Outlaws of the Marsh, when will you start training?"

Outlaws of the Marsh wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and was about to reply when Gu Yusi interrupted, "Go down." Almost instantly, the place was emptied.

Gux looked at me, "Why?"

Me: "what why?"

"Why are you in training?"

"Then why did the group of vampires participate in the training just now? Guzus, don't ask such silly questions, okay?"

Gu Zusi stared at me silently for a while, and then said coldly, "I'm waiting for you to cry and beg me."

I looked at Gu Yusi's back and OS: Hehehe, Laozhi left in a few days, who wants to cry and beg you? !

As soon as I stood up, Wen Li hugged me and flew away. He limped away from Dasaz, who was chasing up with a wrong tendon, and stopped in a gloomy forest.

Wen Li set up a barrier and took out a small white flower the size of a button. He pressed the middle of the small flower and said to me, "Okay, no one will hear what we say now."

Me: "...Wen Li, do you want to move on?"

Wen Li roared angrily, "You think too much, only that abnormal vampire Gu Yusi will take a fancy to you! Lao Zhi loves you very much!"

"So, are you planning to do something inappropriate to me now? To retaliate against Gu Zusi?"

Wen Li: "...Damn it, if you change the subject again, do you believe that Lao Zhi drank your blood in minutes?!"

I said firmly, "I don't believe it!"

Wen Li sighed suddenly, and he sat down on the ground without any image, "Bai Yi, I didn't install the monitor in the aircraft, and I didn't lie to you about the fake history of the Tianwu tribe. You are human too, so you can't trust me?"

I blinked innocently, "Wen Li, are you okay? What are you talking about? Why can't I understand at all?"