I teach vampires to fall in love

Although Dasaz has a silly name, he is not stupid. He knelt down in front of Guzusi, "Follow the teachings of the Duke!"

So, we changed a place to have a friendly exchange. I sat on the main seat and listened to the leaders introduce themselves one by one, and I was a little shy, "Gusu, I seem to be your backup knight, right? It’s not good for the team leaders to introduce themselves like this.”

Gulusi: "You are not a backup knight now, but as my...friend. When you are a backup knight, they will not be polite to you."

Me: "Then can I come here as your friend all the time?"

Gulusi: "...I can't!"

I curled my lips, just as the group leaders had finished their introductions, and it turned out that Dream of Red Mansions is the head of the group, so I roughly scanned, "Is there a group leader missing?"

Dasaz's voice came from behind me, "It's me, I'm the head of the No.30 regiment."

I sighed, I was really sorry for the vampires of the No.30 regiment, I stood up, "Hello everyone, my name is Bai Yi, male, 20 years old, yes, youth is capital! I am not talented, and reading is not counted." Many, at most I can bury you, I am a warm, cheerful, and understanding blood clan, and there should be applause here!"

Everyone was silent for a while, then raised their hands, "Papa..."

"Okay, okay, stop, I will be shy if you are so enthusiastic~"

Everyone: "..."

"As you can see, I am an approachable vampire. I never put on airs. You are welcome to make friends with me. This is the end of my speech. Thank you all."

Everyone: "..."

I asked Gurus, "How? How? Did I say well?"

Gulusi: "...well, not bad."

Wen Li: "Don't tell me that's how you introduced yourself since you were a child... Fuck, you really dare to nod your head!"

Gu Yusi: "Xiao Yi, are you hungry, let's go eat."

I covered my neck reflexively, "Not hungry, not hungry at all! I want to visit here."

"It will take a long time."

I resolutely said, "It's okay! Eat after the visit."

So, I was cooking while crying, because there are no vampires here who can cook for me, and because of my legs that are about to be crippled and my stomach that keeps screaming "cuckoo..."!

This place is really too big, a group lives in a castle, that is to say, we have gone to [-] castles in the residential area alone, plus the castle where Bengus lived!There are also various training grounds that the knights usually use for training, I didn't even count how many there are!Then, it went until the evening before we finished our visit!

Wen Li was helping me, "Did you suddenly get water in your head?"

Me: "I am a person who wants to save face, so many vampires are with me, how can I say that I am hungry?"

Wen Li: "...are you kidding me?"

"Well, the truth is that I don't know how to resist Guzus biting my neck."

Wen Li was silent for a while, and asked, "Bai Yi, do you like Gurusi?" He didn't wait for me to answer and said, "Do you know how many vampires I have seen who like Gurusi? There are countless Some have self-knowledge and just like it silently, some like the ancient slugs without knowing it, such as Dasaz, some are delusional like Wen Wuli and want to marry the ancient scorpion, and even more perverted vampires are , whoever Gulusi may like, he will kill! Now you are the one who will be |killed."

"Whether he likes me or not has nothing to do with you!" Guzusi's cold voice suddenly sounded, and he walked to my side, "Is it because of such a ridiculous reason that you insist on it?"

Wen Li sneered, "Ridiculous? In your opinion? If you hadn't forced Bai Yi, he would have insisted on torturing himself?"

The air pressure around Gulusi swished down, "What do you know? How can a mere marquis have the right to yell at me here?"

Wen Li threw the potato in his hand, "What do I know? I know you ordered Dream of the Red Chamber to torture Wen Wuli while I was away! You look down on me as a marquis, so what is Bai Yi, who is nothing, to you? ?!"

Me: =mouth=

Wen Li continued to add fuel to the fire, "Bai Yi, I told you that Gu Yusi was cruel and bloody by nature, and he never took human life seriously, and of course he didn't take our dignity seriously either. Just kill, kill, kill, you have to think about it!"

Me: "..." Wen Li, did you consider the consequences when you said that? !

Seeing that Guzus raised his hand and was about to make a big move, I quickly picked up the potato and put it in Gutus's hand. I met his blood red eyes and said, "Hey, peel the potatoes, I'm starving to death." Stuffed the raw chicken leg into Wen Li's mouth, "Okay, don't discuss such profound issues anymore, what's the matter, let's talk about it after dinner!" I chopped the kitchen knife on the cutting board, "Otherwise, just Get out!"

Gu Yusi & Wen Li: "..."

So, we happily (dirt) made a big meal, of course, except for the two of them keeping the air conditioner, the potatoes were peeled into bean paste, the cutting board was cut in half, and the pot was changed Three, everything is still fine...

The food had just been served on the table, and as soon as I turned around, Gu Yusi disappeared. I glanced at Wenli faintly, and when I was full, I had my dessert and drank a glass of pure natural fruit juice. I just said to Wen Li, "Speak up, speak out all the words you are holding back."

"sorry."

Me: =mouth=

Is the style of painting a bit wrong? !

Wen Li: "I'm so excited. If Gu Yusi and I were in a different position, I'm afraid Wen Wuli would have died a long time ago. Although I don't know why Gu Yusi would suddenly let Wen Wuli go with good intentions, but, Gulus is not your mate."

Me: "Oh."

Wen Li: "... Is that how you react?"

Me: "Hi...how can I react? I know Guzus is cruel and bloody. He has lived for so long. If he is not cruel and bloody, I would be surprised. By the way, hiccup...don't say it As if you are kind and gentle, okay? I am the one who is most qualified to say this, but I haven’t said anything yet. You have lived here for so long, why are you so excited? Hiccup..."

I touched my bulging belly, and I was a little full.

"So, you really like him?"

Me: "It doesn't matter if you like it or not? My original intention will not change." I paused and said, "I suddenly remembered something, aren't you and Gu Yusi the judges? Is it really okay to be absent like this? ? And Mrs. Liu seems to be absent."

"Isn't your reflex arc too long?! Just send someone to replace it! No, the point is not this, the point is that you really don't change your original intention?"

Me: "Why are you possessed by Tang Seng? How many times do you want me to tell you? By the way, I have always wanted to ask you, did you find that "History of Blood Race Evolution" for Wen Wuli? In this case, we Is the transaction still counting?"

Wen Li: "Fine, but you owe me a favor."

I nodded, "You go and ask the big fool to come over, let's go back."

As soon as I finished speaking, the voice of the idiot came, "I have seen Lord Bai Yi, Lord Marquis Wenli."

Me: "How do you know that Wen Wuli changed his name to Wen Li?"

Dasaz's eyes instantly became contemptuous, "It's common sense, if any blood clan changes its name, it will immediately notify the entire Eastern Region. Of course, any blood clan here refers to high-level blood clans."

I sighed, "Big fool, you are so stupid."

Dasaz glared at me immediately, "How dare you scold me!"

"Oh, you still don't admit that you are stupid, I've already scolded you, and you still say that, it's not a question of being stupid or not, it's a question of IQ, hiccup..."

Dasaz: =mouth=

Me: "It's just a hiccup, why are you surprised? Let me tell you, a real warrior doesn't stick to trifles. This is a famous quote from Guzus! Let me ask you, big fool, did you really want to kill me just now?"

Dasaz: "...what do you want?"

"Look at what you said, I've said it all, I'm a kind-hearted blood, how could I do such a bloody thing? If you want to do it, you have to do it! I just want to tell you that your idea of ​​killing at every turn is Not good, you have to use your brain more when you encounter problems, or you will be the one who will lose money in the end."

"Look, you have become a servant of one of my backup knights now, and the position of the captain is no longer guaranteed. If you are so reckless now, Gu Yusi might kill you! You know, Gu Yu Si doesn't care about anything."

"Okay, after talking so much, let's go back, come on, carry me behind your back."

Dasaz: "...you said so much for this purpose?"

"Look at what you said, of course it's to prevent you from throwing me down halfway."

Dasaz: "Don't you have wings?! Can't you fly?! Won't you let Wen Li carry you?!"

I sighed, looked at Wen Li, and Wen Li explained consciously, "Even if I am Bai Yi's attendant now, my status as Marquis is also there, and you are the leader of No. 30 of the Asura Knights." Are you just a high-ranking blood clan, or do you want to show off by being the young master of the Dasa family?"

I summed it up empathetically, "Simply put, your rank is relatively low, and you deserve to be bullied by Wen Li."

Wen Li & Dasaz roared in unison, "It's obviously you!"

So, the three of us returned happily (in thick fog) to the castle of Gus, and Nick cried and said to me, "Duke Gus destroyed the garden after he came back, and he set up a barrier inside alone. We Can't get in."

I looked at Wen Li quietly, "You're exciting, you can handle it."

Wen Li: "...humanity."

"Very good, Wen Li, come with me, Nick, look at the big fool and don't let him come." After I finished speaking, I pulled Wen Li and walked towards the garden. I looked at the messy garden and said, "Wen Li , You set up a barrier, I want to let blood."

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