I teach vampires to fall in love

"Feminine man?!" I exclaimed, it turns out they are in the same group!

The feminine man squinted at me expressionlessly, then turned to Lu Lishan and said, "You can knock him out, he's too noisy."

Fuck, the effeminate man is definitely careful about what I call him, I'll stick a cucumber!

Lu Lishan frowned, as if she was thinking about it. Seeing this posture, I quickly said, "Little Shanshan, don't you just want to get Gus? If you leave him, he will be devoted to you."

"Hmph, are you playing with me? Duke Gus will kill me with all his heart!" Lu Lishan said disdainfully.

Me: "Then what are you going to do? It won't be Xuewen Wuli who wants to hold a wedding with Gu Yusi, right?"

Lu Lishan nodded.

Me: "... Has your IQ run away from home?"

Lu Lishan roared, "You run away from home with IQ! Your whole family ran away with IQ!"

I:"…………"

Lu Lishan: "What kind of expression is that on your face?! Do you have any common sense? Marriage of high-ranking blood races is restricted by spells! As long as I get married to Duke Gulus, if I don't agree to break the engagement, he can't do anything about it."

Me: "..." I thought about it seriously, "He can't kill you, either?"

Lu Lishan: "If you kill a high-level blood race without reason, the Elder's House will not stand idly by." After she finished speaking, she looked at me strangely, "Why are you so blind to the matter of the blood race?"

No wonder Wen Wuli planned this way.Baimu?I'm a pure human being, so of course I don't care about blood races! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

"So, you plan to use me to get Gus to compromise with you? Your IQ really ran away from home. Is Gus this kind of vampire?"

"You underestimated the feelings of Duke Guzus for you, he will come." Another familiar voice sounded.

"Grumpy beauty?!"

The irritable beauty: "What the hell? My name is Lu Shanqi!"

"Lu Shanqi?" I took a serious look at the appearance of the irritable beauty and Lu Lishan, "Ah, so you are two siblings, working together in a gang, I am curious to ask, why is the feminine man working with you?"

Lu Shanqi: "Of course it's for me..."

The feminine man interrupted suddenly, "This has nothing to do with you."

I looked at the suspicious blush on Lu Shanqi's face, and then at the unwavering eyes of the feminine man. There is a story in it!Oh ha ha ha, the young master is indeed a person with a high IQ, and he found a breakthrough, "Hey, I said, hot-tempered beauty, did you ever kiss you in your words? Did he promise you something in a flash?"

Lu Shanqi frowned as expected, and I added fuel to the fire, "A vampire who really loves you won't even kiss you, and ah, a vampire who just talks and doesn't practice fake tricks really can't be trusted." .”

Seeing that Lu Shanqi's brows were frowning even tighter, he became a little anxious, "Bai Yi, shut up!" He took Lu Shanqi's hand and said, "Qi, Bai Yi is deliberately sowing discord between us. relationship, don’t trust him, didn’t I tell you? I don’t want to treat you lightly before marriage. "

Me: "What the hell?! Frivolity?! If you love a vampire, kissing him means you are frivolous to him?! Literally, you really taught me a lesson!"

Lu Shanqi's brows that were about to let go frowned again, he shook off Yanli's hand and ran out, Yanli gave me a hard look, and chased after me.

I shouted at their backs, "May you be united forever!" I turned my head to look at Lu Lishan who was staring at me with a cloudy expression, "Xiao Shanshan, do you want to continue playing shame with me?"

"Have you had a relationship with Duke Gulus?" Lu Lishan asked in a gloomy voice.

I immediately shook my head, "Xiao Shanshan, to be honest, I fell in love with you the first time I saw you, so I have always rejected Gu Yusi, and I have been looking for opportunities to pursue you .”

"What? How dare you treat Duke Guzus so cruelly? I'm going to let a group of vampires behind me play shame with you!"

I immediately changed my words, "Hahaha, don't get excited, I'm just kidding."

"What?! You really had a relationship with Duke Guzus. I want a group of blood races behind me to play shame with you!"

I:"……"

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I silently turned my head to look at Zeyu who was trembling all over, mother, don't think that if you keep your mouth shut, I won't be able to see that you are laughing at me!

I showed an expression of 'Actually, I really want to accept it, but because Zeyu wants it, I have to reluctantly give up', "Xiao Shanshan, look, Zeyu wants it so much, as the best thing for him here My friend—I, of course, chose to fulfill him, so," I rolled on a donkey again, dodging a strong man who pounced on him first, "So, please love Zeyu first!" After finishing speaking, I glared fiercely To the strong man who was about to pounce on him again, "Damn it, Xiao Shanshan hasn't spoken yet, why are you so anxious?! Come here again, and I'll bite you to death!"

Zeyu: "...Mmm!...Mmm!..."

I glanced past the strong man who was frozen in place, "Look, Zeyu can't wait."

Lu Lishan was about to speak, when another voice rang out, I rubbed, how many more voices would suddenly sound out!However, this person came at the wrong time... Cough, no, he came at the right time!

"This is not possible. How can a prince of the Tianwu clan suffer such insults?" The man who came was a handsome man with a gentle temperament at first glance. Looking carefully, he was quite similar to Zeyu. However, in his eyes The desire is too obvious, which destroys the gentle temperament.Behind him was an uncle with a serious expression.

Lu Lishan's expression calmed down, and the group of strong men returned honestly behind Lu Lishan, Lu Lishan smiled coquettishly, "Prince, didn't you agree that I will deal with Zeyu? Why are you here? Oh, the envoy is also here."

The eldest prince: "Even if you deal with it, you can't insult people from the Tianwu tribe. No matter what, Zeyu is a member of my Tianwu tribe."

Fuck, how did this eldest prince say such a thing so cheekily? !I silently looked at Zeyu, Zeyu was staring at that uncle viciously, could there be some unspeakable secret?

Zeyu noticed that I was looking at him, and instead stared at me viciously, I coughed dryly, "What, even if you stare out your eyeballs, I can't untie the thing blocking your mouth," replied my It was Zeyu's strongly dissatisfied "hmmhhhhh" sound, and I said again, "But just because I can't do it doesn't mean that others can't do it, such as your good brother."

Uh...why does this sound a bit inappropriate for children?Alas, I suddenly realized that I've become obscene, and it's all the fault of this place full of gays!

"I said, that gentleman over there who seems to be Zeyu's eldest brother, you keep saying that the Tianwu tribe cannot be insulted, but your younger brother can't even speak now. I am a vampire, and I can still speak, Lu Lishan. It's Chiguoguo who discriminates against you Tianwu clan!" Oh hehehe, Lao Zhi is really a little expert at sowing dissension!

So, the next moment, Lu Lishan ordered someone to gag my mouth, and then released Zeyu's mouth.

Me: "...Mmmmm!"

Zeyu glanced at me lightly, "If you are gagged, don't force yourself to speak."

This sentence sounds familiar... Fuck, it's what I said to Zeyu at the beginning... If you don't do it, you won't die!However, Zeyu, do you think I will continue to scream "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"? !The pattern was broken, so I stared at Lu Lishan closely with resentful eyes.

Zeyu looked at the uncle, "You dare to betray me, you are tired of living!" He looked at the eldest prince after he finished speaking domineeringly, "You came here alone to destroy me? Are you trying your best to please your father?"

The eldest prince's face changed, but he returned to normal in the next moment, "You think highly of him, he doesn't have the ability."

"Oh? As far as I know, this envoy seems to belong to the second prince. When he took me down by surprise, I vaguely heard him tell me proudly that the second prince will reward him heavily, and, If I die here, the blood race will definitely find out the truth, and then the second prince will kill the two of us at once.

I looked at Zeyu's profile in admiration, what a lie!

The eldest prince's face darkened immediately, and he took out the collar of the uncle envoy who repeatedly called out "Eldest Prince, I was wronged..." and said before leaving, "Don't kill Zeyu yet."

Lu Lishan shrugged indifferently, I continued to stare at Lu Lishan curiously and resentfully, she raised her eyebrows and explained, "It doesn't matter to me what Zeyu is, I just use him to lure you out, he is no longer to me used."

Me: "..." I continued to stare at Lu Lishan resentfully.

After a while, Lu Lishan cursed in a low voice and ordered someone to release my mouth, "Say what you want to say, don't stare at me like that again!"

I proudly raised my eyebrows at Zeyu, who had a face of "this is fine", and asked, "I'm so curious, why on earth did you agree to Lu Lishan to lure me out?"

Zeyu turned his face away with an ugly face, as if he would kill him without saying anything, I looked at Lu Lishan helplessly, the corner of her mouth twitched, "I threatened him, if he doesn't lure you out, I will let me A group of blood races behind will discuss the meaning of life with him!"

Me: "...you are so bad, so perverted!"

"Can you take away the green light in your eyes when you say that?!"

I blinked innocently, and was about to discuss with her about Gu Yusi, when Lu Shanqi came back, his face was flushed, and his whole body exuded a rippling breath, it seemed that the words coaxed him back, he Whispering a few words in Lu Lishan's ear, Lu Lishan led a group of strong men out with green eyes, of course, Lu Shanqi and two strong men were left behind.

Me: "Xiao Qiqi, how did you make a lot of promises with you?"

Lu Shanqi's face became even more rosy, "Li kissed me, he loves me."

Me: "..." Nima, how can there be such a stupid boy in the world? !Still a vampire!

I lay down on Zeyu's mouth expressionlessly and gnawed, "Xiao Qiqi, look, I don't like Zeyu, I can kiss him too, the words say that I changed my mind immediately , he definitely has a problem!"