why don't you laugh

Xu Zheng glared at him: "What do you want to do?"

Xiao Zhi looked at him: "What did I do?"

"What's the matter with you? As expected of you, Xiao Zhi, you usually know how to fight, but now you have such an attitude towards the teacher!" Xu Zheng yelled, "You kind of ruffian will become the scum of society sooner or later!" "

After he yelled, the office was quiet for two seconds.

"is it?"

Xiao Zhi raised his leg and kicked towards the chair next to him, "Pull—" The chair leg dragged for a long distance, and the office was so quiet that even a needle could be heard.

As he walked forward, he was already tall, but that aura forced Xu Zheng to take two steps back.

Xu Zheng seemed to be stunned, his eye sockets under the lens widened slightly, and he grabbed the table and chair next to him.

Seeing that there was a possibility of a misfire, Lu Weimin shouted: "Xiao Zhi!

Xiao Zhi ignored him, and continued to stare at Xu Zheng: "Advise Teacher Xu not to walk around at night recently."

Xu Zheng didn't say a word.

"Otherwise, a local rascal like me," Xiao Zhi lowered his voice, "I will definitely wait for you by the side of the road with a sack."

"..."

Lu Weimin grabbed Xiao Zhi's arm and pulled him back: "What are you talking about!"

On the other end, Xu Zheng got through the phone.

He took a deep breath and calmed down for a few seconds, then glared at Xiao Zhi fiercely and started calling: "Hello, are you Chen Bing's parent? I'm the dean of No. [-] Middle School. Your son has a serious problem with his mind. Are you free now? Go to school immediately Come here!"

Lu Weimin said without any sense of presence: "It's past eight o'clock in the evening, and the parents may be busy."

"No matter how busy you are, it's important to educate your children? Xu Zheng couldn't help but say, "Come right now!"It is best for father and mother to come together to hear how to educate their children. "

He turned to Xiao Zhi and said, "You say you, do you want to invite your parents?"

Lu Weimin turned his head to look at Xu Zheng, wanting to speak.Xiao Zhi said directly: "I have no parents."

"what?"

"There is a younger sister who is in the first grade of junior high school, why don't you ask her to come over?"

Xu Zheng's expression struggled for a few seconds, and then, Lu Weimin finally interrupted: "Xiao Zhi, why do you say that you are loyal to helping your classmates every day and dare to scold the teacher? Childish! It's none of your business to go to the classroom to write a self-criticism now. .”

With half push and half push, Lu Weimin was finally coaxed out by Xiao Zhi.

After Chen Chonghua and Xu Rong rushed to the school, Xu Zheng saw them, he spoke politely and reprimanded them in a cliché, and said for a while to greet Chen Bing, "You go out first, I have something to talk to your parents alone."

Chen Bing glanced at him, then turned to the corridor outside the classroom.At night, the coolness of the air permeated the skin along the tiles, Chen Bing waited for more than ten minutes with his wrists in the corridor, and Chen Chonghua walked out of the office.

He lifted his gold-rimmed glasses and said, "Why do you scold the teacher?"

"He scolded us first."

"..." Chen Chonghua turned his head to look at him. His eyebrows and eyes were similar to Chen Bing's, more refined and refined, and the curve from the chin to the corner of his lips was crisp and neat.He frowned, "I'll call your Uncle Zhang from the Education Bureau later."

Chen Bing turned to the other side without looking at him.

Hearing these words, Chen Bing's eyes moved: "What are you doing?"

"I know my own son. It's the first time I've been called to the office for training at this age. There's something wrong with the teachers here."

The evening self-study was over, and many students rushed out of the classroom.Chen Chonghua stood in a neat suit and stood in the corridor out of tune with the surrounding environment, attracting other people's attention.

Chen Bing clasped his knuckles, and suddenly felt a little irritable.

"Don't use your ability to suppress others, at least in school."

Chen Chonghua looked slightly surprised: "Father cares about you."

care?

Chen Bing doesn't want to say that he usually ignores family education. Most of the time he just gives money to send people to good schools to receive high-quality educational resources. He has never accompanied him, has no warmth, and is irresponsible to his wife.What are you talking about now?

Chen Bing's voice was very soft: "Isn't it for your face?"

Chen Chonghua was stunned for a second, looking straight at him.

Chen Bing looked at other places, he was very tall, about the same height as Chen Chonghua, but his figure wrapped in school uniform still showed a natural youthful look.

So clear, but I don't know when, the conversation with him is only sharp.

"Anyway, I'm just your window dressing." Chen Bing said.

"..."

Chen Chonghua was speechless.

Perhaps he did not expect to be exposed so clearly, and perhaps even Chen Chonghua himself did not realize it.

After two or three seconds of silence, the anger after being contradicted surged, and Chen Chonghua's face was grim.

"Don't do anything against me."

It's noisy around.

Chen Bing didn't speak any more.

"I can't even talk to you now," Chen Chonghua said before leaving, "Okay, since you know it, don't embarrass me."

Don't embarrass me.

Chen Bing took a deep breath, feeling as if his heart was burning.

There is a tingling sensation.

At the end of the corridor, Xu Rong, who was dressed as a noble lady, came to the classroom door, and a group of boys crowded around, nodding and bowing, shouting: "Hello, Auntie!"

Xu Rong greeted with a smile, said a few words to Xiao Zhi alone, and returned to Chen Bing's side.

She complained in a tone: "You have too much temper tonight."

Chen Bing had never encountered such a teacher in his previous school, and today was the first time.Hearing him reprimand Xiao Zhi like that, but if Xiao Zhi had a poor mentality, he might not want to learn anymore, so he was a bit superior.

Chen Bing put his arms around Xu Rong's shoulders, and said lightly: "I was too angry at that time.

He has always been a good boy in the teacher's eyes, behaved indifferently like an advanced intelligent creature without emotion, occasionally rebellious, Xu Rong finds it fresh and cute.

While snickering, she rubbed Chen Bing's hair: "This is not allowed in the future."

"know."

"Then mom is leaving first, and your dad is still waiting in the car."

Chen Bing walked forward: "Then I will see you off."

Xu Rong took his arm and went downstairs. People on the left and right looked over.

Like a proud little old lady, Xu Rong showed off her excellent son while squeezing Chen Bing's fingers hard.

Her fingertips are a little rough, which was made by playing mahjong.

Go back to the school gate and hug Chen Bing again, she is already a head shorter than Chen Bing: "Mom is leaving first, call me first when you come back from your monthly vacation."

Chen Bing looked at her and responded.

When Chen Bing came back from the stairs after seeing him off, he turned a corner, first he saw the hem of flaxen trousers, and then Xu Zheng's pointed face.

Xu Zheng glanced at Chen Bing, as if he didn't see it, and walked over without squinting.

"..."

arrogant.

Chen Bing also pretended not to see him, and went into the classroom to fight and fight. The usually quiet part of the people was particularly turbulent, and the turbulent part was very quiet, all lying on their seats and writing self-criticism.

Xiao Zhi pressed the cap of the pen on the table and poked it forcefully, then raised his head: "Are you back?

Immediately, tore a piece of draft paper and handed it to him; "Come, let's write together."

"..."

Wen Wei turned around with a look of contempt on his face: "Ice God, do you know why the guy surnamed Xu suddenly grabbed the wall? Maybe there was a girl in their class who went out to date in the middle of the night and didn't come back to school all day, and almost had an accident. To put it bluntly , Xu Zheng’s own students acted as monsters and took their anger on us..."

Chen Bing grabbed the corner of the draft paper and pulled it over, lifted the cap of the pen, and first wrote the words "review letter" sharply and clearly.Then smoked Xiao Zhi's

The review book glanced at the general content, and the word-for-word translation was brilliant, and it was filled in on the page.

Xiao Zhi approached his ear and asked softly: "Did your parents scold you?

"No."

"That is not bad."

After two seconds, Xiao Zhi added: "Hit you?

"..." Chen Bing didn't look up, "You just hope that I'm not good, don't you?"

"No." Xiao Zhi looked sideways and smiled for a while, "I'm really worried that they will train you."

Chen Bing snapped off the cap of the pen with his fingertips, and was stunned for two seconds for no reason.Just when I was about to continue writing, a shadow fell on the desktop, and Lu Weimin tapped:

"You two come to my office."

The atmosphere was inexplicably tense.

Chen Bing glanced at Xiao Zhi, Xiao Zhi didn't know why, but he stood up anyway.

There was no one else in the office, and the teachers had all left.When Lu Weimin said "close the door", Chen Bing breathed a sigh of relief.

Lu Weimin looked at them for at least five seconds, his face twitched slightly, as if he wanted to keep a straight face, but somehow he smiled again.

He unscrewed the teacup and took a sip, then leaned back in the chair: "You two are quite courageous."

The words are not reprimands.

As a teacher who leads ordinary classes, he is older than Xu Zheng, but he is always criticized mercilessly, and he cannot say that he has no grievances in his heart.But he didn't dare to quarrel with his colleagues. The two teenagers didn't understand anything, so they scolded them back.

Xiao Zhi pulled away the chair next to him and sat down: "Didn't he ask for it?"

After thinking about it, Lu Weimin said again: "In fact, no matter what, you can't contradict the teacher. You respect the teacher, and the teacher is for your own good."

It's useless to say more, Chen Bing directly admitted his mistake: "Okay."

The speed made Lu Weimin click his tongue: "You..."

However, although he was also refreshed by Xiao Zhi and Chen Bing's tough confrontation, he is a conservative after all. After thinking about it, he said seriously: "In the future, you can't do things so impulsively. The teacher is someone who has experienced it. I tell you that if you are too hard-tempered, you will only suffer. .”

Xiao Zhi flipped through the study schedule twice with his fingers, and said indifferently: "Then let's talk about it when we suffer."

"..." Lu Weimin was helpless: "You, you."

He took the report card that Xiao Zhi was holding and knocked on it: "It's useless to be tough in school, the only thing that can talk is the grades. Xiao Zhi, if you really have a fight with this teacher, just use the grades to talk .”

Xiao Zhi didn't have a big reaction, instead he put it into his school uniform pocket.

After a while, he seemed to have groped for something unintentionally. He spread his five fingers, and there was a beautifully packaged candy in it.

Xiao Zhi handed it to Lu Weimin: "Teacher, please eat candy."

"?" Lu Weimin said, "Don't interrupt."

"Understood." Xiao Zhi pulled out his hand and put the candy on it, "Study, study, more than Class 1. But you must eat this candy, it has a unique commemorative meaning."

"..."

Lu Weimin held the candy in his hands, not knowing why.

Chen Bing glanced at Xiao Zhi, as if he was holding back something, he insisted on not speaking.

Teenagers, too beautiful promises because they are too young.Lu Weimin doesn't force him to set up a flag, and those who want to do it can do it.

Stop talking nonsense, Lu Weimin put the candy into his pocket, although he didn't know why Xiao Zhi suddenly gave the candy, but he reluctantly agreed: "Okay, you go back to study, tonight has already wasted a lot of time."

Xiao Zhi raised his eyebrows: "You know how to eat candy, right?

"Can eat and eat."

"..."

Xiao Zhi smiled: "Thank you teacher for agreeing to this marriage."

?

Lu Weimin put down his teacup and let out a "thump", but couldn't hear clearly: "What?"

"It's nothing."

Xiao Zhi turned around and pulled Chen Bing's school uniform cuffs and walked towards the door of the office. The tall, thin and thin figure was illuminated by the light in the shadow of the trees outside the corridor, with a cool air.

In the next second, Lu Weimin saw Chen Bing reaching up and grabbing his collar.

They didn't know why they fought.

While beating and cuddling, they walked around to the other end of the corridor.

Lu Weimin wanted to reprimand him, but after thinking about it, he shut up again and looked back at the pile of study schedules on the desktop.

He held it carefully, brushing off the creases from Xu Zheng's random grabbing just now.

Chen Bing dragged Xiao Zhi to the corridor where there was no one there, and directly slammed him against the wall: "Have you given out enough sugar?"

Xiao Zhi reached out to hug his waist, but was pushed away by Chen Bing: "Ask if you have enough?

Xiao Zhi: "Enough is enough.

Chen Bing let go, went back to the classroom and continued to write the review, rang the get out of class bell to pack up and prepare to go back to the dormitory, Xiao Zhi said: "Can I go to your dormitory for a while?"

This is very similar to a man with an evil heart on TV saying to his little girl, can I go to your house for a while.

"..." Chen Bing continued to take out the book from the belly of the table, and saw Xiao Zhi turn over the draft paper again and write down a line.

-[Hot love period, understand? ]

Chen Bing: "..."

Wen Wei turned around when he heard the first half of the sentence: "Brother Xiao, you want to come to our dormitory? Warmly welcome, warmly welcome."

Xiao Zhi walked out with Chen Bing's shoulders on his shoulders, speaking like a gentleman: "I'll just sit down, keep a low profile, don't be too enthusiastic."

Chen Bing's dormitory is on the third floor, so he went in and turned on the lamp, took out the empty chair next to him and put it in front of his desk.

Chen Bing continued to write the review, Zhou Fang greeted Xiao Zhi graciously: "Brother Xiao, it's rare for you to come here, I have to treat you seriously."

He dug out fruits and snacks from the drawer, taking care of everything, "You can eat whatever you want."

Xiao Zhi continued to do his homework for a while.

Wen Wei usually goes back to the dormitory to wash up, and before leaving, he greets Zhou Fang: "Come and rub my back?

"..."

"No rubbing, I'll sit with Brother Xiao for a while, and I'll wash up after he leaves."

Xiao Zhi pulled his gaze from the exercise book and looked at him, "I suggest you help him rub his back."

Zhou Fang: "I can't let you sit alone?"

Xiao Zhi: "Listen to me, no problem."

Wen Wei tugged him hard: "Let's go."

There was no one else in the dormitory, and the atmosphere became quiet.Xiao Zhi got up and went to the door to cover it, and put his fingers on the lock cylinder to insert all the bolts.

Looking back, Chen Bing just finished writing.

As soon as he realized something, he tilted his head and gently twitched the corner of his lips.

Chen Bing's eyes were slightly cold, and the gray eyes could be seen under the long eyelashes, and then Xiao Zhi bit his lip and licked it lightly.

"..."

There was no foreplay, and when the kiss was deep and natural, they didn't even say a word.

The night in early winter was very cold, Chen Bing took off his coat as soon as he entered the dormitory, wearing thin long sleeves and being hugged by Xiao Zhi in his arms, he immediately lost the cold feeling of grabbing body heat.Through the clothes, under Xiao Zhi's Adam's apple is the thin collarbone, which shrinks slightly with the movements.There was a thin sheet of paper between them, and the hearts of both of them were beating very fast.

Chen Bing is not too keen on this kind of thing, but he likes to be intimate with him very much.

After the kiss was over, Xiao Zhi's chin rested on his shoulder, and Chen Bing hugged his two long legs apart.He was very interested in the mole on Chen Bing's earlobe, biting and licking it countless times.

Chen Bing felt itchy first, and then pushed him when he felt the itching pain: "Why do you like to kiss this place?"

Xiao Zhi shook his head: "I don't know, but it's very cute."

"..."

He approached and kissed again, and Chen Bing asked coldly, "Have you finished memorizing Bai Ci Zhan's task today?"

"..." Xiao Zhi paused, "Are you a devil?"

Chen Bing didn't find it funny: "I don't remind you, can't you remember?"

Xiao Zhi pulled the chair back, took out his mobile phone and swiped the screen: "Okay, from now on, I will treat Bai Ci Zhan as you, and click in when I have time, can you not remember?"

"..."

Outside.

Zhou Fang had a bath towel on outside his pants after taking a shower, shivering from the cold, went to the door and Wen Wei stopped him: "What are you doing?"

Zhou Fang: "I'm going into the bedroom."

Wen Wei stared at the door, and he could guess what the two were doing. After thinking about it, he decided to buy time for the young couple: "Why don't we go to the shower room to wash again?"

"..." Zhou Fang raised his eyebrows, "Are you busy?"

"Anyway, I'm free, isn't it very comfortable to take a bath?

"—That's true." Zhou Fang turned around and walked back, "How long will it take to rub?

"Just until eleven o'clock."

School closes at eleven o'clock.

Xiao Zhi pulled back the chair: "I have to go."

Chen Bing put down his pen, got up and sent him downstairs.

Walking around the corner in a hurry, when Guan Kun popped out, Xiao Zhi grabbed his sleeve: "Hey, what are you running for?"

Guan Kun didn't see him first, but when he did, he said, "Brother Xiao, what are you doing in the dormitory?"

Xiao Zhi reached out, took out a candy from his pocket after a while, and put it in his heart: "I left it for you."

"..." Guan Kun lowered his head and put Tang in his pocket, stood at the corner, raised his chin to signal the group of people behind him.

Four or five boys came up from downstairs laughing and laughing. They were all from Class 1. Only their class added 10:30 to the evening self-study alone, saying that it was to distinguish other classes that did not work hard.

"Go back and take a shower!"

"I rely on that bastard Xu Zheng to assign so much homework!"

"If you have the ability, you can also yell at him 'you are crazy, hahahahahaha'..."

Laughing and laughing, the voice stopped.

And he didn't even dare to move his footsteps up.

Xiao Zhi leaned against the stairs, his tall figure hanging down to the bottom, and then smiled: "Is it funny?"

Boys: "..."

There was an invisible confrontation for two or three seconds.

Just when they thought they had angered the school bully, Xiao Zhi stepped aside and turned to Guan Kun: "Why do you know everything about this?"

Guan Kun was obviously very annoyed: "It's not that Xu Zheng was talking nonsense in their class and teasing our grade goals. Anyway, he mocked half of the class and scolded others for the other half."

Xiao Zhi didn't really care much about this kind of thing, but it was really disgusting to be dragged into other classes as a talking point.

Xiao Zhi turned his head: "What exactly does Xu Zheng want to do?"

"If you don't do anything, you'll probably laugh."

"What was the score of No.1 in their class last time?"

"Just a little over 500."

"It's just a little bit, what's so crazy about him?"

"..."

Guan Kun was quiet for a few seconds, "Brother Xiao, you should have more than 400 crazy last time."

Chen Bing, who got more than 700 exams but didn't want to get involved in this dispute: "..."

Xiao Zhi tugged at Chen Bing's sleeve: "I'm crazy, then ask my boyfriend first..."

It’s not uncommon to be targeted by the teacher. Guan Kun said it was serious: “It is estimated that our class will be targeted by him.”

For, an unfamiliar word.

Ninth Middle School is not a good school, but this kind of school generally has a class covering the head of the grade in order to concentrate a little bit of outstanding students.In this class, if the class teacher has a strong fighting spirit, he will often adopt some extreme management methods, and at the same time, he will have a sense of superiority over the grade.

I don't know what it means to be targeted.

But Class 4 quickly understood.

In physics class, Yang Wangzai wrote the acceleration formula on the blackboard, and suddenly there was a commotion in the corridor.

The sound was very loud, Yang Wangzai looked at it: "What is this for?"

He recognized the monitor of Class 1, approached and asked, "What are you doing?"

The monitor of Class 1 was a girl, very eloquent, and said: "Teacher, we have a psychology class in our class. There is a small game that cannot be played in the classroom. The teacher asked us to come to the corridor."

Yang Wangzai frowned: "It's class time now, you guys are playing games, which made our class so noisy."

The monitor of class 1 raised his eyebrows and didn't intend to retreat: "Mr. Xu asked us to come here."

Xu Zheng, the grade director, has to give him a three-point face when he meets everyone.Yang Wangzai was stunned for two seconds holding the chalk. He didn't know the grievances of the previous period, so he turned to greet Zhu Xiao: "You go to the office to find Teacher Xu, and tell me, our class is so noisy that we can't go to class."

Zhu Xiao ran out and came back after a while, his face was quite pale: "Mr. Xu is looking at the computer, talking to him, as if he didn't see me, ignore me."

"..."

Yang Wangzai was stunned.

He is also a little old man with a gentle temper, and he didn't know what to do for a while.

There was silence in the classroom, and laughter outside the door.There are only two psychology teachers in the school, and they only teach the key classes of the third grade, so Class 4 has no idea what they are playing.

Although everyone doesn't listen to the class in the classroom, at least they pretend to respect the teacher. It's the first fucking time that they don't take the teacher seriously.

Yang Feihong kicked the stool to the door, and waved: "What are you doing? Get rolling."

No one paid any attention to him, so the psychology teacher came out and said, "We'll just do it for ten minutes, wait a minute, and you'll be able to have a good class in ten minutes."

"..."

The corners of Yang Wangzai's lips twitched, he turned his head and said helplessly, "You guys read a book for a while."

Everyone read quietly.

There was no sign of restraint outside the door at all, and the laughter could be heard throughout the building.

After almost 10 minutes, there was still no sign of restraint outside the door.Yang Wangzai went to the door and asked in a low voice, "How long do you have?"

The monitor of class 1 said: "I guess there is still a while! There are too many people in our class!"

Yang Wangzai had no choice but to come back and stand by the podium, his face pale and crushed by a piece of chalk.

Guan Kun raised his eyebrows, turned his head and didn't speak, but the meaning was very clear.

see?

this place.

The temple is small and the wind is strong, and there are more than eight kings in Chiqian.

With a pen between his fingers, Xiao Zhi leaned back against the edge of the next row of tables, waiting for Yang Wangzai to give a lecture.

When the whole class felt that it was too much, their eyes turned to him in unison.

Xiao Zhi tapped the pen a few times with his fingers, kicked the stool away and stood up, with no emotion on his face, and walked towards the door.

The psychology teacher was still talking: "The students in the back exchange the order with the students in front. Now, tell me your first impression of each other!"

A boy with a loud voice in the back row repeated this sentence.

Xiao Zhi leaned his shoulder on the door, looked down at him for two seconds, and said, "What about your mother?"

There was silence in the hallway.

Xiao Zhi took a step outside, but he didn't have a good word out of his mouth.

"Fuck off, don't let me invite you."

The author has something to say:

Occasionally, the class needs such a person, the class bully, um.

Brother Xiao: Thank you teacher for giving me the marriage.

Lu Weimin who just peeled the sugar:?