why don't you laugh

Xiao Zhi kicked the sofa with his leg: "What is she doing here?"

Xiao Zhi asked calmly, and looked around the snack bags, a few bags were opened, obviously Xiao Ruo opened them and ate them.

Xiao Ruo said timidly, "She came to see me."

Xiao Zhi: "I came to see you, I bought you food, and I even combed your pretty hair, just to make you happy, right?"

Xiao Ruo blinked, and shrank her fingers in fear.She knew that Xiao Zhi and Yang Wanzhou were almost tit-for-tat, and she also knew that he didn't want to see Yang Wanzhou. He usually threw anything other than 800 yuan into the trash can, and even kicked him twice.

"..."

Seeing that she was afraid, Xiao Zhi touched her head: "You eat yours."

After finishing speaking, he returned to the room.

Chen Bing followed in, Xiao Zhi sat at the desk and opened the video of Lu Weimin's biography on the computer, and prepared to write his thoughts while listening: "Two thousand words?"

Chen Bing sat down and asked what happened just now: "Are you all right?"

Xiao Zhi said in a low voice that it's okay, and then clicked on the video.His cold-toned knuckles are narrow and slender, and they are quite pleasing to the eye when pressed on the mouse.

He didn't want to say it, and Chen Bing didn't ask.

It's not clear why Xiao Zhi and Yang Wanzhou got into this situation, anyway, I remember that the relationship between them is not close.

Xiao Zhi flicked the progress bar and tilted his head: "Write together?"

future planning.

Two thousand words.

It was easy for Chen Bing.

The desk is an oak white rectangular table, and since the books are placed on it, the position has become narrower, and Chen Bing's arms always collide with him from time to time when he is writing.

Xiao Zhi looked at him: "Are you flirting with me again?"

"..."

Chen Bing was not in the mood to write, so Suo took the completed form for him to read.

This time, I didn't fill in randomly, and divided the clear staged goals according to the school year.

In the final exam of the first semester of the second year of high school, he was ranked fifth in the class, and in the final exam of the second semester of the second semester of senior high school, he was ranked second in the grade.The last university name column is temporarily blank, and there is no target for the time being.

Chen Bing took a photo and kept it: "You'd better do what you say."

"..."

Xiao Zhi raised his eyebrows: "Are you underestimating your own charm?"

After Xiao Zhi finished writing the schedule, he had nothing to do and hugged Chen Bing from behind into his arms.The wrist slid from the shoulder to the back of Chen Bing's hand, crossed five fingers, and then lightly bit Chen Bing's ear.

Chen Bing got a little hot from being scratched, and said in a drawn-out voice out of tune, "I will improve by one in the future, and you will sleep with me for one night."

"..."

Chen Bing lowered his eyelids and snorted: "The grades are ugly, but the thinking is beautiful."

"I'll make an agreement first."

"You promise a fart."

"..."

Chen Bing pushed him away and took out the three-dimensional design of the creature.

Xiao Zhi looked at his watch: "How long have we both been studying? Can't we rest and connect with each other?"

Chen Bing looked at his watch, and it was indeed from 08:30 to now, after eleven o'clock, it was time to rest and prepare for lunch.

Chen Bing closed the book and was about to go to the window to look at the moving sight, when Xiao Zhi pressed his shoulders and pushed him back into the chair just as he got up.He was so strong that Chen Bing almost lost his footing, and just as he sat down, he squeezed his chin and kissed him.

Chen Bing clenched his wrist tightly: "Can you fucking restrain yourself?"

"..."

After swallowing the cursing words into his throat, Xiao Zhi looked closely, his eyes restrained, kissed him for a while and then gave a low laugh.

"sorry."

He apologized without sincerity, "I can't control myself during the passionate love period."

Chen Bing endured it for a while, raised his hand to grab his collar, and bit his lip forcefully as if to vent his anger.

Xiao Zhi hissed, backed away, covered his lips with his fingertips and then cursed: "Are you a dog?"

Chen Bing was amused, and was about to drag him back when there was a sudden knock on the door behind him.

The knocking on the door was very loud, like thunder, accompanied by three screams from the ape crying: "Oh, brother Xiao! Brother Xiao! Makabaka! Haven't you woken up yet? This is not the style of teenagers Oh, don't get up and bask in the sun again!"

Wen Wei's voice.

"..."

Xiao Zhi's brows and eyes showed a feeling of being disturbed, and his eyes were calm, and his eyes turned to Chen Bing.

Chen Bing also felt quite annoyed, so he turned around and took out a tissue to wipe the corner of his lower lip.

Xiao Zhi unscrewed the door, and Wen Wei outside the door was holding a pile of books, in a very excited state of mind.

"Did you sleep? Are you studying? I'm here to join you."

"..."

Xiao Zhi frowned.

"Brother Xiao, I have lunch with you at noon, and I will study and copy homework in the afternoon." He squinted his eyes, faced Xiao Zhi's ridicule without fear, and said, "Don't believe me, I loved studying in yesterday afternoon. I have benefited a lot from public lectures.”

Xiao Zhi was still holding the doorknob, and after thinking for a few seconds, he calmed down from his uneasy state, and motioned to him: "Go and cook."

"it is good."

Wen Wei: "I'll go here."

He went to the kitchen to copy the apron, and next to him was Fu Hang, who was carrying a thermos, and said, "My mother's stewed beef, let me bring it here to eat."

The two were next to each other, Xiao Zhi looked around and asked, "Where's Xiaokun?"

Wen Wei's expression became subtle.

About half an hour ago, he sent a message asking Guan Kun to come to Brother Xiao's house for lunch, but Guan Kun only replied "No" and there was no news.

Obviously, he probably had a fight with Chen Bing and refused to come.

Xiao Zhi didn't take it seriously, sat on the sofa and sent him a message with his mobile phone.

Xiao Ruo next to him looked like a trotting errand. He was squatting on the pony to watch an idol drama, so he handed the bag melon very nervously: "Brother, are you knocking?"

Xiao Zhi didn't look up: "Don't eat."

Xiao Ruo handed over the raisins again, nestled them in a small pile in the palm of his hand, and made it clear that he was courteous: "Brother, would you like two?"

"..."

Xiao Zhi raised his eyelids: "Do you have something to do?"

Xiao Ruo suddenly felt resentful, pursed her mouth, and looked back at the little hamster.

Carefully, Xiao Zhi understood that he might be worried about collecting Yang Wanzhou's snacks this morning, so he raised his hand and rubbed a few hairs out of her small bun: "I'm telling you it's all right."

Xiao Ruo still pursed her mouth, her eyes were round, and she seemed worried.

"Okay, you're fine, you don't have to drink a toast." Xiao Zhi tilted his head, "You'll be fined to wash the dishes for a day, so go now."

Xiao Ruo dawdled, patted the back of his hand, turned around and hopped to the kitchen.

When Wen Wei was cooking, he was always eager to try, and when he finished cooking, he purposely sat down beside Chen Bing.

He straightened his coat, pointed at his face, and asked courteously, "Bingshen, what do you think of me?"

"..." Chen Bing looked at him coldly.

Wen Wei's original intention was to let Chen Bing see if he had the talent for learning. After all, Xueba is more experienced. Since last night, he was so excited that he couldn't sleep. He even thought up the lines of his motivational speech for the future exam, called—— The counterattack from Ninth Middle School to Tsinghua University.

Chen Bing thought for a while and said, "Not handsome, but very special."

Wen Wei corrected him: "I'm not talking about looks, I'm talking about learning. Do you think my face has the potential to become a top student?"

Chen Bing gritted his teeth, and said word by word: "I really can't fucking see it."

"..."

Wen Wei gestured and began to explain: "Anyway, I'm going to study from today onwards, so don't call me for playing games." He took out his phone, and to show his determination, he changed his nickname to "Nine Reincarnation School" god".

The speech last night had quite a big influence on the hot-blooded boy, Chen Bing couldn't help but discourage his dream, and said, "Then you go for it."

"Okay, look up to you."

Wen Wei has always belonged to the kind with more dramas. He has prepared all kinds of small books in the palm of his hand, and he is reciting abcd while eating.

There were meat and vegetarian dishes on the table, Xiao Zhi put beef with chopsticks into the ice bowl: "Eat more, make up for it."

Chen Bing: "For what?"

"Replenish your body," Xiao Zhi smiled, "Don't get dizzy again within half a minute."

"..."

Chen Bing was stunned for two seconds before he understood what he said.

There was no one Wen Wei couldn't understand. Fu Hang was still eating. After tasting this sentence for about a minute, he suddenly looked at them in shock.

"It's done?" he asked.

Chen Bing drew his hand and quickly pressed the back of Xiao Zhi's hand, but before he could stop it, Xiao Zhi nodded lightly: "It's done."

Fu Hang: "Congratulations, congratulations!"

Wen Wei was puzzled: "What?"

Chen Bing didn't really want to make it public at first, and he always felt that it was not a little bit of pressure. Xiao Zhi probably could carry two strings of firecrackers to the door of Class 4's classroom and set them off... But now that he said it like this, it seems that he has no other feelings.

It's very ordinary, very calm, like all the official announcements of young couples.

Fu Hang also asked, "Is there any sugar?"

Xiao Zhi slapped her: "Go back to school."

"okay."

Start homework after dinner.

Wen Wei insisted on squeezing into Xiao Zhi's room, pushed it out several times and squeezed in, finally Xiao Zhi had no choice but to set up a small bench for him, and sat beside him to do homework together.

Fu Hang watched with emotion from the side.

In his eyes, Xiao Zhi used to be the top of the nine high schools, no one could control him, Lu Weimin taught him to cry to himself, Xiao Zhi was expressionless, and even a little irritable.And Wen Wei, an old fritter, now sits obediently on the stool and flips through the test papers.

After Chen Bing finished his homework, he lay down on the desk and took a nap.

He didn't respond, but these two were really obedient.

Fu Hang stood for two stops and said, "A dead pig like me who is not afraid of boiling water is a bit out of place in the current learning atmosphere?"

Wen Wei didn't know a question, and was about to wake up Chen Bing to ask it carefully, when Xiao Zhi pressed his shoulders and kicked him back.

Xiao Zhi gritted his teeth: "This guy is called out of place."

Misfit Wen Wei: "..."

Fu Hang: "..."

Fu Hang turned around and went to the living room to play games.

I got up at about 05:30, packed up and went to school.

On the way, Wen Weicai understood the hint in Fu Hang's words, and looked back at the two of them for a while, feeling that he had missed a century: "What happened during this time?"

Xiao Zhi acted as if nothing had happened, and said: "Nothing happened, it's just a flower that has bloomed for many years, and it finally bears fruit."

"..."

Chen Bing really couldn't figure out where he saw the flirtatious words.

Before entering the classroom, Wen Wei yelled at him to buy candy, Xiao Zhi was not in a hurry, "Hand in your homework first, and take your time with other things.

There are people coming and going in the classroom, noisy.In order to prevent someone from coming to the classroom to copy homework, Lu Weimin specifically asked Zhu Xiao to collect the homework as soon as he rang the bell. His short and thin figure tapped the ruler on the podium, and his voice was weak: "After hearing it, hand it in quickly, hand it in quickly! Don't copy each other!"

Yang Feihong touched his arm as he walked by: "Squad leader, let me copy it."

Zhu Xiao: "..."

He pushed down his glasses: "Didn't you hear what I said?"

"Isn't it just that you don't copy your homework?" Yang Feihong disapproved, and said provocatively, "Hurry up, lend me! Otherwise, I will definitely die!"

Zhu Xiao endured it for a few seconds before saying, "Students over there, stop copying!"

Just like a little Lu Weimin.

Chen Bing opened the schoolbag, took out the aftertaste from it, and handed it to Xiao Zhi: "You go and hand it in."

Xiao Zhi: "Huh?"

"It's okay, just let you experience the sense of accomplishment of handing in homework on time."

Xiao Zhi rolled the printing paper into a tube and lightly tapped Chen Bing on the head.

"I've been doing my homework seriously recently."

Knocked again.

"You arrange me."

Chen Bing stopped him when he wanted to knock, and with a hook with his fingertips, he pulled his clothes instead: "Do you have a heart?"

"..."

Chen Bing didn't pay attention, "Shu La" was pulled away from his school uniform by him, and he was terribly annoyed, but Xiao Zhi raised his eyebrows when he saw this, and turned around consciously and walked to the podium.

He put it on the podium after listening to it, and told Zhu Xiao very seriously: "One is for me, and the other is for me at the same table. Both are 2000 words. You remember to fight with Lu Weimin. Although Chen Bing and I are at odds Lectures, but we played the video ten times last night and it was very rewarding.”

Zhu Xiao: "...Oh, okay."

Behind him, Fu Hang jumped up and hugged Xiao Zhi's neck. He was pressed back two steps, and after standing firmly, he slowly pushed him away, and continued talking to Zhu Xiao: "I'll give you a candy later, monitor."

Zhu Xiao was puzzled by the gentleness of the school bully who had never met before: "Huh?"

"No big deal..." Xiao Zhi wrote lightly, "It's just congratulations to the newlyweds."

Fu Hang was a bit shorter than Xiao Zhi, hooked his shoulders, laughed and rushed out the door: "Buy sugar, buy sugar, buy sugar!"

Two idiots.

Chen Bing clasped the cold chain of his school uniform and pulled it up, moving his jaw slightly to grind his tooth sockets, he could hardly taste the smell of blood.

After ringing the bell, several boys still haven't come back.

About ten minutes later, Xiao Zhi finally came in from the door, took off his school uniform and put it on his arm, and wore a black long sleeve on the inside.It was clearly the beginning of winter at this time, but the boy's body was so hot that he didn't seem to feel the cold at all.

After pulling away the chair and sitting down, Xiao Zhi raised his hand and grabbed Chen Bing's wrist, putting it on the school uniform.

Just now Chen Bing felt that there was something wrong with the school uniform he was wearing, and there was indeed something hidden inside.

Chen Bing tilted his head, with some shadows under his eyes, his fingers slightly curled up and touched the plastic paper, and immediately there was a "click, click, click" sound.

Chen Bing: "What is this?"

Xiao Zhi: "Can you open it and have a look?"

"...Did you just say you were going to die?"

"Surprise", Xiao Zhi repeated in a low voice, "Surprise."

Chen Bing lifted off his school uniform.

A red rose, tied with fireworks, was well placed in the school uniform.The package should be very delicate, the plastic paper is baked with gold powder, and the tops of the rose petals are also coated with gold powder, the color is very dark, and it looks quite fresh.

Xiao Zhi said, "I just bought it outside the school gate."

Chen Bing looked at it for a while, then took out the flower and threw it into the drawer, while taking the school uniform and putting it on Xiao Zhi's lap.

"Put on your school uniform."

Xiao Zhi's breathing was a little hot, the nearest flower shop was quite far away, maybe he ran all the way.

He asked, "Does it look good?"

Chen Bing couldn't see anything special about a flower, so he thought for a while and said, "It's pretty."

Xiao Zhi put the school uniform on his arm again, but this time his left hand held Chen Bing's left hand.As expected, his palms were very hot, and he was probably embarrassed to hold them in the classroom, so he secretly looked for a book: "Chen Bing, tell me this math problem."

Chen Bing was dragged by him and had to get close to play this boring game with him.

Being very close, Xiao Zhi's eyebrows and eyes were deep, and the bottom of his eyes seemed to be stained with a layer of mist. There were tall piles of books on both sides of the desk, and the middle was narrow, and their hair was close to each other.

Xiao Zhi scanned around, then lowered his head, and lightly touched the corner of his lips.

"It's so difficult to deform the formula, I don't understand it."

Chen Bing: "..."

Chen Bing pinched his nails hard, then straightened up, and there was the sound of leather shoes hitting the ground behind him.

as predicted.

Lu Weimin's voice sounded: "Chen Bing, Xiao Zhi, Fu Hang, let me see, and those who skipped the lecture that day and left the school, all come to my office."

There were seven or eight people standing sparsely in the classroom.

Lu Weimin looked solemn: "Come here."

As soon as he left the classroom door, Xiao Zhi was hit on the shoulder by Fu Hang: "Old man Lu seems to be in a bad mood?"

"Can he be in a good mood after getting into trouble?

"No, Fu Hang described it, "It's that kind of hell-level bad mood. "

There were other teachers and a school leader sitting in the wicker chair in the office, with a vicious atmosphere, Lu Weimin waved: "Come here."

Chen Bing stood in the middle, and sat the middle-aged man, the gentlemanly male teacher wearing thin-rimmed glasses, raised his eyebrows when he saw him: "Oh, why are you here?"

Chen Bing recognized that this was the head teacher of Class 1, whose surname was Xu.

There is only one science class 1 in the Ninth Middle School that can pass. It is almost at the level of more than a dozen undergraduates. Occasionally, if you are lucky, you can even produce a few books.

At that time, he wanted to get Chen Bing to class 1, but Chen Bing didn't agree.

"It's fine if you don't listen to the lectures, go back to the classroom to study. You even dig out of school, do you think this kind of behavior is right? Reflect on yourself."

Lu Weimin's tone was more serious than usual when he lectured, obviously he was lecturing others.

A few people didn't speak, and they didn't understand the situation for the time being.

Teacher Xu flipped through the test paper twice with her fingertips, and said, "You are students, and the school has made a rule not to leave school, but you don't abide by it. If you go out of the school, what should you do if there is an accident? The school will also take responsibility for you— —”

He changed the subject, "But among you, except for Chen Bing, who is good at studying, I don't think the others have any intention of studying at all, right?"

Chen Bing stood without speaking.

He picked up the study planner on the table, and asked for their names one by one, and he took out the planner and read them one by one.

"Just you, you still want to get a score of 580 in the college entrance examination? How do I think you are the material to take the 2 or 300?"

He turned to Fu Hang.

Fu Hang filled out this form casually and did not reflect his true psychology, but he was stunned for a few seconds when he heard this insult.

Xu Zheng slapped him on the chest for the list, adjusted his glasses, and continued to read the next one.

"Do you want to get into the top 10 in your grade at the end of the semester? Why? Because you climb over the wall every day and go online? Because you can't even put on your school uniform?"

"Do you still want to study for an undergraduate degree? Can you accept any kind of rubbish in the current undergraduate course? You're laughing at me to death. Do you think universities don't pick people?"

"And you, unrealistic, wishful thinking!"

Lu Weimin couldn't stand it anymore, and said, "This is the wish of the students, Mr. Xu, if you work hard slowly, it might come true!"

Xu Zheng immediately refuted him: "Mr. Lu, you still need to know the details of this group of students in everything. I think it is completely unnecessary for you to be busy writing your impressions these days. These students are just mud that can't support the wall." .To be honest, you should come to my class to learn from me when you have time, and see how I manage students."

Lu Weimin didn't speak anymore.

Xu Zheng pulled out the last list.

He raised his head and glanced at Xiao Zhi, and the first sentence he said was: "School bully, school grassroots, handsome guy, he has long admired his name."

Yin and Yang weirdness.

Xiao Zhi lowered his eyelids, pursed his lower lip, and had nothing to say.

Xu Zheng unfolded the form for him, and he laughed at the first glance, almost hilarious: "Do you know what you filled out? Are you copying even this kind of form? Let me see if you have signed the form. Copy it into Chen Bing—no, you should be a little bit more mindful."

The whole office is very quiet.

"It's just you, Xiao Zhi, how dare you fill in this form. You want to take the 985, 211, and double first-class exams? What do you usually do besides fighting and causing trouble? It's not that I want to blame you, it's you." It has given me such an impression for more than a year.”

Xu Zheng put down the form and said, "I almost laughed when I saw it, do you understand? You people, except for Chen Bing, who is a little bit better, are just a bunch of useless things, and I'm afraid you will cause trouble, murder and set fire when you leave the society. .”

Generally, teachers in good schools are of high quality, and high schools care about students' self-esteem, but teachers in ordinary schools are likely to be born wild. Just listening to these remarks, one can know what a grand occasion it is for him to reprimand the students in his class.

It was the first time Chen Bing heard a teacher swearing like that, and was startled for a few seconds.

Lu Weimin turned to drink tea.

He is a mother-in-law with a bean curd heart, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead when he heard these remarks.

But Xu Zheng is the grade director, so he can only smile.

Chen Bing lowered his gaze and looked to the side from the corner of his eye. Xiao Zhi's face showed no emotion, but Fu Hang's arm was tightly clenched behind him, his throat slipped slightly, revealing an irritable discomfort from his heels to his hair.

Xu Zheng trained while drinking tea. After the training, he pointed the finger at Chen Bing.

"You said you, you are so good, what are you doing with this group of people?"

Chen Bing turned to him.

"They climbed the wall, and you also climbed the wall? They got 0 points in the test, and you also got 0 points in the test? Chen Bing, you are so good at studying, why don't you cherish yourself!" He said with righteous indignation, obviously he has been a leader for a long time Maybe they have this problem with speaking, which is very self-sensational.

He raised his hand and pointed at Xiao Zhi, "Why are you hanging out with this kind of person?"

Such people……

Xiao Zhi took a step forward, but was held tightly by Fu Hang, almost shouting "Brother Xiao, Brother Xiao."

He stopped, and beside him, Chen Bing said: "Are you sick?

Xu Zheng didn't seem to hear clearly: "Huh?

"I say."

Chen Bing's eyes were chilled, he looked straight at him, and paused every word, "Are you sick?"

There was an uproar in the office.

Lu Weimin grabbed him, emotionally: "Chen Bing, what are you doing! Teacher Xu scolded you! How did you talk to the teacher!"

Xu Zheng blushed uncertainly, looked straight at Chen Bing, and after understanding the meaning of humiliation, he was furious on the spot: "You called me sick? Chen Bing, is this something you should say as a student! In your heart, do you know I will be a teacher! Let me tell you, show me some respect!"

Chen Bing gritted his teeth and said as calmly as possible: "Before you ask others to respect you, you respect others first. You humiliate and trample the students first, and then blame me for not respecting you?"

"That's right! Fuck it!" Xu Zheng slapped the table directly, "Are you well-bred?! Is this how your parents taught you? Give me your parents' phone number right now! I'm going to call right now, your father Did mom teach you to contradict the teacher! Teach you to yell at the teacher! Teach you to insult the teacher!"

He said that he was going to look through the student-parent contact booklet on Lu Weimin's desk, and his behavior was very excited.

Unable to persuade Lu Weimin, he hurriedly said, "Except for Chen Bing, everyone else should go back to the classroom!"

The students in the office stood still, looking at him indifferently.

"It's against you!" Lu Weimin roared, "I told you to get out! It's none of your business!"

Others began to walk towards the door one after another, but Xiao Zhi didn't move, but took a step forward, propping up the teacher's desk with his slender knuckles.

His voice was very soft: "Must go out? How can it be my business?"

Lu Weimin didn't know why.

Xiao Zhi glanced at Xu Zheng who had turned the table into a mess, and spoke clearly and neatly.

"You have a sick mind, I will scold you today.

Xu Zheng froze in place.

"Now."

Xiao Zhi turned to Lu Weimin, his voice was straight and hard, revealing the coldness in the bones of a young man.

"Can I stay here?