why don't you laugh

"Wait for another 5 minutes. Our game will be finished soon." Seeing that the boy was in trouble, he wanted to discuss it.

"Why don't you hang up the electric fan for your dad and turn it on for 5 minutes?" Xiao Zhi's words were not negotiable, and he took a step forward with long legs, "Get lost!"

The scene fell into embarrassment for a while.

The reputation of the school bully is not very good. There are many bad deeds of getting into fights and putting people on the wall. Although no one witnessed it with their own eyes, it is rumored that Xiao Zhi's temper is no different from that of a scourge.

The monitor of class 1 decided to calm the matter down, stood up and said, "Okay, okay, then we won't play the game, let's go back to the classroom and continue."

"Let's go." A few members of Group 1 who were confused at the beginning whispered.

"I also feel like crazy doing this kind of activity in front of other people's classrooms."

"Go away quickly."

"..."

While moving in a hurry, an unknown boy suddenly said: "It's so cool, he is indeed the man who is going to be the top two in the grade."

There was a few seconds of silence, followed by a burst of laughter.

The low voice was masked by the crowd and even seemed useless, Xiao Zhi just heard: "What did you say?"

He pointed to a stocky boy standing in the crowd.

The other party has fried hair, denim ripped pants, and a square face. He looks very strong, young and confident.

The other party's yin and yang strangeness showed embarrassment after being named, and he met Xiao Zhi's eyes for a few seconds.Xiao Zhi's eyes were dark, and he couldn't see the inner emotions clearly. The boy vaguely felt that he was going to be beaten, so he simply patted his chest. The villain complained first: "You hit me!"

"?"

"You hit me! I'll be beaten by you and spit blood, but you will also be held criminally responsible! Let me see if you dare to touch me today! You all take out your mobile phones and take pictures. If he hits me, you will give the evidence to Mr. Xu , don't pull him, let him beat him! You can't kill him for another life!"

Xiao Zhi just asked a question, but he didn't expect that the other party was already thinking about what kind of tree should be planted on the grave, so he didn't think it was funny.Instead, there was a movement from behind.

"I fuck your mother."

Fu Hang didn't know when he came over, raised his leg, kicked the boy and lay on his stomach on the ground, with a ferocious expression on his face: "How the hell are you acting? If you hit you, you will hit you, and you will die for another life? As we all know, Some people's lives cannot be told."

There was already a confrontation, but when he hit someone, the atmosphere suddenly exploded.

All the boys from class 4 pushed aside the stools and squeezed towards the door. They were sparsely packed in the corridor, confronting class 1.

"This isn't about fighting, is it?"

"Just hit them, don't you think they are cheap? How could such villains sue first?"

"Anyway, relying on weakness, the victim will be determined."

Chen Bing held the pen with one hand, turned his head and looked outside the door for a while, he didn't expect Xiao Zhi's prestige among this group of boys, and he didn't expect that Class 4 actually had such a class spirit.

Xiao Zhi raised his hand to stop him, and said softly: "Everyone calm down."

The boys in Class 4 are almost all tall and strong bulls and horses. Just by looking at the height difference, you can imagine the difference in combat effectiveness.Many girls screamed and ran to the side of the classroom, but the boy and the class monitor who were shouting just now couldn't run away, and stood still with weak legs.

Seeing the seriousness of the situation, the psychology teacher forcibly reprimanded him calmly: "What are you doing!"

"Nothing," Xiao Zhi motioned to the classroom, "I just want you to apologize to our teacher Yang and the whole class."

The psychology teacher's face was green and pale, and they were in a stalemate for half a minute. It seemed that there was no other way out. He stood on the classroom platform of Class 4 with a smirk on his face and said, "Students, I'm sorry, because my arrangement made a mistake, which affected your normal class. Yang Teacher, I'm sorry to tell you. Students, I'm really sorry."

"..."

"Isn't it over with a fucking apology?"

"Don't do that next time."

"We reluctantly accept your apology."

The psychology teacher retreated to the door of the classroom, surrounded by girls behind him, Xu Zheng walked over quickly.

"Just in one class, such a big incident happened? Xiao Zhi, it was you who started it again!"

The commander-in-chief behind the scenes is here.

Xiao Zhi glanced at him, and tried to speak calmly so as not to cause trouble for Lu Weimin: "Mr. Xu, our class is in class, and your class is arguing in the corridor. I came out to remind you to leave, and then suddenly, this brother lay on the ground and said that I was going to beat him up. I don't think it's appropriate."

"..."

There was a 45-yard footprint on the boy's school uniform, which was kicked by Fu Hang, but Xu Zheng didn't know it. He was so angry that the hand holding the teacup began to tremble:

"—Is this called lying on the ground and touching you?"

His roar was reverberating, making people's ears hurt: "Xiao Zhi, you are so bullying! Do you know why I target you and why I don't like you? As a student, I don't know how to study hard, and I take my classmates with me all day long. Fooling around like people in the society! I don’t even want to talk about you, I said you are annoying me! Do you think it’s wrong for people in our class to affect your class? I’ll tell you this today, if your class’s grades improve, If you get into the top five in your grade at the end of this semester, I won’t even say anything about you if you dance on my mother’s grave!"

"..."

"I only talk about grades! If you have the ability, use your grades to talk to me, don't incite your classmates to do fancy things here! If you don't like the students in our class, use your grades to slap them in the face instead of hitting people !"

"pat-"

Xiao Zhi pressed his fingertips against his phalanx, and with a few strands of hair hanging from the bottom of his eyes, he half-closed his eyes to look at him.

It was obvious that he was the first to flirt, but after the output, it forced other people not to open their mouths.

Xu Zheng stared ferociously at each other, his chest heaved and fluctuated, his nostrils fluttered slightly, and he felt a burst of anger coming from his body.

"What are you scolding Brother Xiao for?" Fu Hang stood up, and the anger in the office last time had not subsided, "I beat him up, do you have eyes—"

"teacher."

Xiao Zhi raised his hand to push him back, and said slowly, "When I get to the top five in the grade, instead of going to your mother's grave to dance disco, I just want to watch you run 10 laps along the playground, is that okay?"

"..."

Xu Zheng didn't expect that he would dare to answer this sentence, and at the same time realized that he had spoken too much just now: "You pass the exam before you speak."

"Okay, I'll talk about it after I pass the exam. I hope Teacher Xu won't break his word."

Such a farce, the bell rang for the end of get out of class.

After the crowd dispersed, Xiao Zhi glanced at Fu Hang: "So impulsive?"

"Then I can't fucking help it? I'm so angry," Fu Hang said with nausea, "At worst, I'll be fired, and I can make a fortune by making earthy videos when I go home."

"Okay, let's go."

Xiao Zhi put his shoulder on his shoulder.

Wen Wei followed and asked, "When do you plan to get into the top five in your grade?"

"According to the plan, there will be a midterm exam next semester.

"It's been so long? I can't hold back my legs that want to go to the fucking grave!"

His score is only so small, it is difficult to reach the sky in one step.Xiao Zhi's voice was calm: "Proceed step by step, don't act too hastily."

Returning to his seat, Chen Bing was reading the test paper, flicked the inkless pen in his hand, and asked, "Are you done arguing?"

"The quarrel is over, these sluts, Wen Wei said, "Ice God, you should supervise Brother Xiao carefully, and strive for him to be admitted to the top five of the grade as soon as possible!"Let them be damned. "

Chen Bing didn't know what was going on outside: "What's wrong?

After listening to Wen Wei explaining the ins and outs, Chen Bing said, "It's fine from the end of the term to the top five."

"..."

The scene was quiet for a few seconds.

"Damn, is it true or not?" Wen Wei was the first to attack.

"The top five in the grades of Ninth Middle School are almost stable with 520 in the exam. It's not difficult."

"520, not difficult??? Ice God, the 520 you mentioned may not be the same concept as our 520."

Xiao Zhi opened the stool and sat down, interrupting Chen Bing: "Don't make trouble."

"I didn't mess with you." Chen Bing calculated very clearly in his mind, "Most of the final exams before the third year of high school were about the knowledge points of this semester. This semester, you have studied hard for at least two months, right?

That's when they were together.

"So?" Xiao Zhi asked, "Two months, to 520?"

"It's not impossible."

"..."

Xiao Zhi clasped Chen Bing's wrist with his fingers, whispered softly: "Your boyfriend, it should be impossible."

Chen Bing understands Xiao Zhi's worry. During this period of time, he has supplemented the content of the first year of high school, and he is actually quite tired of studying every day.Cultivate good habits and learn to behave with Chen Bing as easily as breathing.But for Xiao Zhi, it was a hell-level ordeal.

Maybe it's time for exhaustion now.

"I have a way," Chen Bing said, "you just follow me and learn."

Wen Wei was the first to wonder: "Don't you want to pass the answer to him?"

Chen Bing: "..."

Xiao Zhi: "I won't copy the answers for 0 points in the test, thank you."

"Who copied the answers for you?"

Just as he was talking, Lu Weimin ran into the classroom sweating profusely: "You guys quarreled again? Come on, who will tell me what happened again?"

Chen Bing said "wait for it", got up and walked towards Lu Weimin.

"Chen Bing, okay, tell me." Lu Weimin sat down on a chair and wiped the sweat from his brow, "Lao Yang called me just now. I heard that he had a fight with his classmates from Class 1?"

"Nothing happened."

"..." Lu Weimin looked at him for a while, "Then why are you in my office?"

"I want to find the final exam papers of the last semester of the second year of high school in the past few years. I need all subjects."

"Oh, pondering questions again? Lu Weimin knew that he loves to study, so he rummaged in his closet for a while, "This is Chinese.For the test papers of other subjects, you can ask the teacher of the subject to find them. "

Chen Bing took it, and the test paper was still brand new.

He said "thank you" and went to the other offices.

When he came back, Xiao Zhi was flipping through his English textbook and reciting words, and seeing a few stacks of test papers in his hand, he raised his eyebrows: "It's time for the CD, are you going to make a big move?"

"..." Chen Bing sat down, too lazy to talk to him.

He's busy with one thing now.

There is still more than a month to go, and it is not impossible to raise the score to 20 in a short period of time.First find out the test papers at the end of the past few years, find out the required question types, ignore the trivial scores first, and grasp all the basic scores in the general direction.Generally speaking, the proportion of simple questions and middle-level questions in the test paper can reach 70%-80%. As long as you grasp the middle and low-level questions well, calculate according to Chinese 105, mathematics 115, English 110, and each single subject 63 or so, you can achieve this score.

What's more, this semester only takes the content of the second year of high school, and the learning tasks are not very serious.Make good use of this more than a month and work hard to solidify the basic knowledge, and the score can improve so much in a short period of time.

It is easy to score from 200 to 500, and it is not easy to increase the score after 600.

Chen Bing first finds out the math papers from the past few years, and finds the overlapping parts, which are the core test points.

Xiao Zhi twirled the pen with his fingertips, leaned against the back table and looked at him: "Seriously?"

"Seriously," Chen Bing didn't lift his eyelids, "to prove to him your noble self-esteem."

"..."

Xiao Zhi moved his lower lip, as if he still had opinions.

But Chen Bing has always been very serious and methodical in his work, and has decided that he will not look back in the short term.

Xiao Zhi felt an indescribable sense of peace in his heart.In the past, Chen Bing was still a child, always hiding behind his back and calling him brother.But now this little friend has grown up, calm and intelligent, and strong enough to hold him firmly.

Xiao Zhi looked at him for a while, then approached him, and put his hand into his pocket.winter is here.Chen Bing was not wearing a school uniform, but a blue sweater with fleece over the sweater.After noticing Xiao Zhi's movement, he put his left hand into his pocket, and slowly hooked his fingers with Xiao Zhi.

May be encouragement.

Although Chen Bing didn't say anything, he believed that Xiao Zhi could do anything.

The temperature drops quickly in winter, and I shiver when I go out.On the eve of Christmas, Weimin taught a lesson in the evening self-study, "Chinese people are not allowed to celebrate foreign festivals, Chinese people must have integrity", so the classroom was quiet the next day.

There were only a few girls giving apples to each other, and Wen Wei followed behind him for half a class, "No foreign festivals, no foreign festivals", and then he plucked other people's cars.

There are faint signs of rain, and the window is gloomy, and the thick lead cloud stretches to the big edge.

With half of his hands curled up in his sleeves, and his protruding fingertips were white, he scratched a few lines on the test paper and said: "Fictity and reality come together, and I learned another way of expression, and I wrote it down in my notebook."

"Ah."

After Xiao Zhi finished writing, he squeezed his fingertips casually: "So cold?"

"Be cold."

"Buy you a warm handbag when you leave school at night?"

"..."

Chen Bing asked him to hold hands, and looked back at the other students, who were either chasing and fighting, or sitting on their seats chatting.

Xiao Zhi held his hand and pinched his fingertips: "Today is the end of the festival, and I went out for evening study, can I buy you a gift?"

Chen Bing half-closed his eyes, "There's no need to come up with these nonsense, between us, let's write more questions."

"Writing questions and entertaining are the same."

Chen Bing was a little sleepy after finishing the lecture. He hadn't gone to evening self-study, and his eyes were too narrow to open.His eyelids are so thin that he resembles a sleepy cat.

"You're so cute." Xiao Zhi squeezed his chin, "You're so cute no matter how you look at it."

"..." Chen Bing was already immune to Xiao Zhi's praise regardless of the occasion, so he ignored it.

Xiao Zhi rubbed his hair: "But if you are so serious and study every day, will you be bald in middle age?"

Chen Bing: "..."

I can't talk anymore.

Chen Bing turned around and pulled out his hand, thought for a while and said, "My dad is not bald, so I shouldn't be bald."

"Baldness is a sex-linked recessive inheritance." Xiao Zhi thought for a while, "Is your grandfather bald?"

"..." Chen Bing turned around and kicked him on the stool leg.

It didn't work, Xiao Zhi hugged him directly, pushed him against the wall and hugged him into his arms.

The two of them are tired and crooked, others look very gay, but in fact, they are not sure if they are really gay, after all, it is very likely that it is just a trick of straight men.

Chen Bing pushed but did not push, and raised his hand to pluck Xiao Zhi's hair.

"You have good genes and thick hair."

Xiao Zhi smiled: "It's just that you have a lot of hair and a clean body, you don't know that."

Chen Bing: "..."

After two seconds, Xiao Zhi added: "Maybe another place is not so—"

Chen Bing directly covered his mouth.

Dare to say anything.

Chen Bing was quite annoyed, who knew that he suddenly felt a burst of damp heat in his palm, and when he let go, he realized that Xiao Zhi had gently licked him.

That cool touch is fleeting.

Chen Bing stared at him and cursed: "Are you a dog?"

"Yes, I'm a dog, Xiao Zhi lowered his voice, "What are you?Are you dog kissed or dog licked? "

"..."

Lu Weimin's voice sounded from the classroom door: "Hey, everyone is in the classroom? Although holidays are not allowed, the atmosphere doesn't have to be so dull.

He came in and turned on the multimedia.

Recently, Lu Weimin spent 10 minutes playing some promotional videos of universities in the evening self-study, trying to arouse everyone's desire for famous schools with direct sensory impact.He took the mouse: "What school should I watch today?"

"Big A!" Yang Feihong yelled while chewing on an apple.

"Yes, University A. When we were young, each of us scholars struggled to study A University or B University. We dreamed of it when we were children." Lu Weimin said, "Everyone will see what A University looks like today."

In the video, cars and horses are noisy.

The classroom was full of clicks, especially when they saw the admission score line.

"I can't take the exam, I can't take the exam."

"I don't deserve it, I'm bothering you."

"Is this what the hell a person can get out of the test? I'll just kneel down and kowtow to this old man."

"Ice gods should be able to go to our class, right?"

"..."

Noisy, Chen Bing let go of Xiao Zhi's hand, and heard Lu Weimin say with emotion: "I wish you could stand in this school one day."

His heart moved slightly, he looked sideways, Xiao Zhi held the pen on the table between his fingers and turned it from time to time, tilting his head, wondering if he listened to these words.

Chen Bing thought for a while, then hooked Xiao Zhi's cuff: "What are you going to do in winter vacation?"

"Stay at home?"

Xiao Zhibi dropped it, bent down to pick it up, "I can't run far if Xiao Ruo is at home, at most I can go out and climb a mountain and come back."

"That's true." Chen Bing was thoughtful.

Xiao Zhi asked: "What's wrong with you?

"Ah."

"Want to find me out?" Xiao Zhi raised his eyebrows.

Chen Bing responded: "Yes."

"Where are you going? I'll check the time when I get there."

Chen Bing looked at the school shown in the video: "Winter vacation, go to University A for a visit."

"..." Xiao Zhi raised his eyebrows slightly, surprised by his sudden thought, "I don't know how far this school is?"

Chen Bing didn't care: "Take a car, it's like going on a trip."

Quiet for a few seconds.

Xiao Zhi licked his lips, didn't know how to refute, and asked about something else: "Go for a few days? Don't you think it's sudden?

The idea was indeed sudden.Chen Bing felt that some students of the Ninth Middle School might not have the chance to enter a top university in their lifetime, so he wanted to take Xiao Zhi to see what a really good university looks like, and it is best to keep thoughts in his heart.

"Go for a few days, let me think about it."

Chen Bing went to foreign summer camps alone before his rebirth, and also participated in training camps in many prestigious schools. He made a calculation in his mind: "I'll be back in two or three days."

The calculation is so accurate, it really doesn't look like a joke.

Xiao Zhi didn't speak for a while.

After he came to Ninth Middle School, he rarely went to other places, and for a while he didn't even want to step out of this area.The Ninth Middle School is a small place, and the streets and alleys are used for food, rice, oil and salt, which is reassuring but too closed and narrow.No matter how good his family was in the past, after staying here for a long time, his vision was restricted, and he gradually felt that this small place was the whole world.

Xiao Zhi thought for half a minute: "Just the two of us?"

Chen Bing opened his eyes slightly: "You still want to take Xiao Ruo?"

"..." Xiao Zhi smiled, "No, just put Xiao Ruo at Aunt Wang's house. Anyway, just the two of us, we can go there."

Chen Bing took out his mobile phone from his pocket, glanced at Lu Weimin's location, and clicked on the screen to start searching: "The plane takes three hours, and the price is almost 6000 for one person, and the round-trip air ticket for the two of us is more than [-]." Chen Bing changed his mind, "By bullet train, train, or high-speed rail?"

Xiao Zhi: "Have you ever sat down?"

"..." The young master Chen Bing tapped the screen with his fingertips to switch the travel mode, "You can try it."

"It's more than nine hours, and it's more than one day." Chen Bing handed him the phone, "Look, what car to take."

Chen Bing got very close, the neckline of the sweater was tucked down, and he could see the thin collarbone covered by the inner sweater. Because of the heat, there was a warm fragrance on his body.

Xiao Zhi's gaze stayed on him, and his throat rolled unknowingly.She lowered her head and suppressed the urge to hug him, the tip of her nose was brushed by the aroma, and she spoke in a low voice: "Really?"

"Go. Buy tickets in a few days, otherwise there will be no tickets by then, and you have to grab them."

"Okay." Xiao Zhi agreed.

"Then I bought it."

After comprehensive consideration, Chen Bing booked two hard sleeper tickets.

After booking, Chen Bing downloaded another travel software: "Book a hotel now."

Xiao Zhi looked down at him, Chen Bing seriously planned this trip.This idea popped up suddenly, but I still insisted on it.

It's not that he didn't understand his intentions, Xiao Zhi also felt that he couldn't miss the opportunity to travel alone with him, so he gently put his arms around his shoulders and followed him to look at the hotel room.

Chen Bing's brows and eyes were covered with a thin layer of shadow due to the fluorescent light of the mobile phone.He swipe the screen with his fingers and read to Xiao Zhi: "Many students have lived in this house, take a look, how about it?"

Xiao Zhi: "Look again."

"This one. It's almost all good reviews. There are many ordinary tourists from other places, as well as people from our side."

The surrounding is quiet.Most of the classmates in the classroom were attracted by the multimedia. They hid behind the pile of books, their voices were as low as whispering.Chen Bing stroked the mouth of the sweater to his forearm, revealing Qingren's wrist wearing a dark brown thuja bracelet.

While watching, he tugged on Xiao Zhi's sleeve: "How is it?"

Xiao Zhi barely took his eyes off him, thought for a while, and then answered something else: "Does it seem like we are going to rent a room?"

"..." Chen Bing didn't bother to talk to him, "Underage, these words are meaningless."

Xiao Zhi: "...Yes."

Continue to look at the hotel, after a while, Chen Bing found a hotel he likes: "The environment looks good, one room, but there are two beds in it."

"Two beds?" Xiao Zhi glanced at him and said calmly, "Is there no need to lie to your ears? Just book a double bed room.

"..."

It was okay for Chen Bing to sleep with Xiao Zhi at his house, but when he went outside, he always felt that it was inappropriate for two boys to be seen in a big bed room.

Chen Bing hid back with his mobile phone, and raised his hand against Xiao Zhi's shoulder to prevent him from coming over: "It's decided to be a double bed."

Xiao Zhi: "..."

Chen Bing pressed the screen with his fingers, and the order was submitted very quickly. After ordering, he heard Xiao Zhi ask: "Will the double bed be smaller?"

"There are parameters", Chen Bing slid the screen, "It seems to be narrower than ordinary beds."

"So, won't it be crowded?" Xiao Zhi said in a lazy voice, "When you open a double bed, there will still be an empty one. You don't really think that I will honestly sleep separately from you, do you?"

"..."

Chen Bing was stunned for a moment, and looked at the reserved room again.

Indeed, even though it was a double bed, Xiao Zhi still had to come and sleep with him.

The bed in this double room is much narrower, and when two people sleep, their bodies will almost stick together.

"..."

Chen Bing suddenly felt trapped.

The author has something to say:

"Are you kissed by a dog or licked by a dog?"

"Dog fuck."

Winter is coming, and Bingbing is going to catch a cold.