why don't you laugh

Li Xu didn't have a big mouth, and the whole class spread the word about it in less than a class.

After two Chinese lessons, Lu Weimin was about to leave the classroom with his books in his hands, but was stopped by Chen Bing.

"teacher."

Lu Weimin's face immediately became loving, as if looking at a flower gardener: "Why, is there something I didn't understand?"

Chen Bing took out the mobile phone from his pocket and handed it over: "I forgot to hand in the mobile phone."

Lu Weimin: "..."

The classmate watching the play next to him: "..."

Lu Weimin has been teaching in this school for 30 to [-] years. From his high enthusiasm in his early years to his unrewarding ambitions in his middle age, to his inaction today.Now there are students who take the initiative to hand in their mobile phones!Lu Weimin took it with trembling hands.

"You, you are such a good boy."

Wen Wei just heard what Li Xu said, and witnessed this situation, and couldn't help giving a thumbs up: "Lying grass, it's really No. 1. When you first came here, you bombed the Internet cafe and handed over your mobile phone. You deserve it Ice God!"

...It is obviously a basic operation for students to hand in their mobile phones, but it has become an anecdote in Ninth Middle School.

Chen Bing ignored him.

Beside him, Xiao Zhi clasped his wrist, aimlessly playing with his mobile phone.Similar to a mosaic mini-game where a tank is used to bombard zombies, fingers are quickly pressed on the chaotic desert.Zombies are densely packed, but his hand speed and judgment are fluent, almost pointing where to hit.

Wen Wei strolled around Chen Bing: "Bingshen, you are afraid that you didn't come to the Ninth Middle School to carry out reforms!? Do you want to be the leader in learning?"

No wonder he was curious and asked around. All the rich and well-educated people around went to other schools. What gathered in the No. 3000 Middle School was the coarse sand and gravel left after several layers of sifting.The odds of a genius like Chen Bing coming to Ninth Middle School is about... 3000 years to take root, [-] years ago to germinate.

Chen Bing listened to his nonsense absently.

Wen Wei, who had never seen a score of 700 in eight lifetimes, found the "Advanced Mathematics Practice" from somewhere, and pointed to the difficult thinking questions in it.

"Ice God, can you write this question?"

He is simply Grandma Liu who entered the Grand View Garden, wanting to see Chen Bing show off his intelligence.Chen Bing really thought he didn't understand, so he took out his draft pad and pen: "I'll tell you."

Wen Wei is super obedient: "Okay!"

When they were talking about the topic, Xiao Zhi put one hand on the table and glanced here as if nothing had happened.Different from the tyrannical and cool guy who blocked and killed the Buddha just now, now the muzzle is right or wrong, and he died four or five times in seconds after entering the arena.

"The deformation of the formula in the next few steps may be unexpected. A large part of the difficulty of the conic section is in the calculation." Chen Bing cleared his mind and asked, "The eccentricity problem is given to e—"

"Wait," Wen Wei rubbed his chin, "What's the eccentricity?"

Chen Bing: "..."

——This question is equivalent to asking "What is the difference between addition and subtraction?" when solving "What is 1 plus 1?"

To mend a prison after a dead sheep, what needs to be repaired is not the prison, but the brain that was missing in the skull at birth.

Chen Bing licked his lips, intending to teach him the basics, but Xiao Zhi snorted beside him.

"Stupid."

Wen Wei turned to him.

Xiao Zhi: "I don't even know the eccentricity."

Wen Wei: "I don't know, do you know?"

"..."

There was a few seconds of silence.Xiao Zhi kicked off the stool and got up, and glanced at him, attacking indiscriminately like crazy: "I don't know the eccentricity, and it doesn't prevent your ripped pants from being ugly."

"........."

The topic is not finished.

In the middle of the journey, Wen Wei went to Ban Hua to borrow a sewing box in a panic, and sewed his pants with his butt pouted in a hurry.

Xiao Zhi is the only handsome guy in the class, his aesthetics almost influences the trend of men in the class, usually when he says ugly it is really ugly.

Wen Wei thought so, so he had to sew up the hole in his trousers quickly.

... See you soon.

Chen Bing put away the book after being speechless, and took advantage of the big recess to lie down on the table and sleep for a few minutes to refresh his mind.

The sun rose at noon, his skin was white, and his white and delicate ear pinna was exposed from half of his head. The sun shone on the small black mole on the right earlobe. It was very small, but it was very obvious against the white skin.

The only embellishment is extremely attractive.

Xiao Zhi leaned on the table and chairs, looked down for a few seconds, the unhappiness just now has become terribly annoying now.

Hold.

... Seduce who?

At the beginning of the school, the biological clock was not adjusted very much, and Chen Bing was sleepy for less than 2 minutes, and was awakened by the sound of knuckles tapping on the table.

Looking up, Xiao Zhi said as if nothing had happened, looking for something to do: "Change seats, I'll sit outside."

"?"

"I want to bask in the sun."

"..."

Fine.

Chen Bing rubbed his eyes and got up to watch him move the table and chair.Sit down and do nothing else, click on the game and continue playing.The hand speed seems to be back to its peak state.

Next to him, Wen Wei talked to Guan Kun while sewing his pants: "Do you feel that Brother Xiao is very manic these two days? He kills anyone he sees."

"Back to school syndrome?"

"Fuck, brother Xiao has some kind of back-to-school syndrome, he doesn't even do shit on his homework, so he opened a few." While talking, Wen Wei turned to Guan Kun, and double-checked, "Are my ripped pants really flirtatious?"

"..."

This morning's class, Chen Bing, is coming.

After the Chinese class and the math class, the young teacher who just graduated entered the classroom and silently gave the answer on the blackboard and then immersed himself in the lecture.Chatting, playing cards, playing games, gongs, drums and firecrackers blare.He acted as if nothing happened, and his classmates treated him as if he didn't exist, and he also treated them as if they didn't exist.

We respect each other very much.

The class representative handed out the test papers, and Chen Bing had the papers in No. [-] Middle School, so he had nothing in his hand at the moment.

Xiao Zhi threw out the final math test paper.

— 28 points.

For the multiple-choice questions, he chose C, and for the fill-in-the-blank questions, he filled in the root number 3 for the relationship between corner A and corner B. On the big question, he consciously drew a big X to make it clear that I don’t want the teacher to do it myself.

Chen Bing looked at it twice: "What kind of shit did you get on the exam?"

"..."

Chen Bing remembers that Xiao Zhi's grades in junior high school were not bad, really not bad, his mind was easy to use, and although he was usually playful, it was not a problem to get into the top three in the class.

Now that he saw this test paper, which was like a ghost drawing, he didn't know what he had gone through.

"How can I compare with you, college bully."

Xiao Zhi laughed shortly, gritted his teeth a bit in his words.

The atmosphere always turned into a confrontation for no reason, and Chen Bing asked the key point: "Do you know what the teacher said?"

"Can't hear clearly."

"Then I'll tell you."

The response was simple and crisp, "Please don't, thanks."

Chen Bing felt that there was nothing to say.No matter how tense they are, they can't talk about anything, as if there is some blood feud.Chen Bing intends to talk to him about the past, but Xiao Zhi has already taken out his mobile phone, bowed his head and played by himself, clearly refusing to chat.

Okay, we'll settle the accounts after class.

The math teacher was very punctual, and was talking about "Let's transpose this inequality to sort out the formula of f(x)—" Then when the bell rang for the end of get out of class, he swallowed the formula halfway through, turned around and left the classroom.

Chen Bing didn't talk nonsense, and kicked Xiao Zhi's stool unceremoniously.

"come out."

Before they moved, there was a commotion at the door, a crying girl walked in, and came straight to Xiao Zhi's desk.Seeing that the school uniform is a freshman in high school, she is young and doesn't speak, but her hair is permed and dyed like a girl, and her face is redder than a monkey's butt from crying, so wronged.

She looked directly at Xiao Zhi and wiped away tears.

Xiao Zhi glanced left and right.

There was no one else, and after confirming that she was coming towards him, Xiao Zhi said, "...Who are you?"

The girl suddenly collapsed: "Who am I?! Who do you think I am? Can there be a more handsome scumbag than you!? You obviously said that you will come to me when the school starts, why don't you come to me? I have been waiting for you in the coffee shop for a whole day Three hours!"

Xiao Zhi stood there for two seconds, apparently not knowing what was going on,

He lowered his eyes and thought for a few seconds, his lips moved slightly, and after realizing it, he shouted directly: "Who the hell is taking my photo to go online dating again, I'll fuck you!"

Chen Bing: "..."

And this kind of operation?

Xiao Zhi is recognized by the nearby high school as a good-looking school girl, word of mouth, every time he leaves the school, someone will block him and sneak a look.But I don't know which bastard with ulterior motives is using his photos to cheat money online, and he has been entangled several times before.

Wen Wei was also stunned: "Impossible, don't people know that brother Xiao is not close to women?"

"The No. [-] Ruthless Sword in the Nine High Schools, is it a waste of fame?"

"..."

The girl was crying so sad that she couldn't listen to anything, and she seemed to have been wronged by other things, so she couldn't speak out.

"You still pretend! I met a scumbag like you! You still let me post that kind of photo..."

Quiet around.

This is a big problem.

Xiao Zhi scanned the entire classroom, and suddenly walked straight to the other end.The crowd dispersed chaotically, and the boy who was hiding behind his back watching and laughing was grabbed by him like a rag, and punched him in the face.The tables and chairs dragged and made a loud noise, Xiao Zhi kicked him submissively to the corner.

"Zhang Ziming, fuck you uncle, are you cheap or not?"

Zhang Ziming was quite tall, with a few pimples under his eyes, he was considered tall and strong, but he was almost powerless to fight back when Xiao Zhi pressed and beat him.

While being beaten, he smiled "hehehe": "Brother Xiao, I'm sorry, I'm just kidding—"

"You joke about the tumor on the top of your fucking neck?"

Xiao Zhi fights for real, he won't stop until he sees blood, most people should stay away if they see it, so as not to be affected.After he copied the stool, Wen Wei hurriedly hugged him behind his back: "Brother Xiao, forget it, don't fight—"

Chen Bing stepped forward and held his wrist.

"stop fighting."

The only ones who are injured when the stool is turned over are those who persuaded the fight.The wrist that was accumulating power was abruptly retracted, and the stool hit the ground with a loud "bang".

"Apologize to her." Xiao Zhi's voice was suppressed.

Zhang Ziming hugged his head and could still laugh: "Don't, Brother Xiao, why do you blame me for your online dating?"

"Fuck me-"

Xiao Zhi grabbed his collar and kicked him directly, until he staggered and knelt in front of the junior high school student, "Are you a fucking human? How old is she? Are you disgusting?"

Amid the commotion, Lu Weimin entered the classroom and shouted, "Xiao Zhi!"

Xiao Zhi let go.

"You're fighting again! How many times have you told me not to fight! You fucking hit Zhang Ziming, you two have such a great hatred! Fighting on the first day of school!" Lu Weimin was trembling with anger, "Get the hell out of here in the office!"

One after the other.That Zhang Ziming had a nosebleed and laughed twice, wanting to hook Xiao Zhi's shoulders: "Brother Xiao, don't be angry."

"Fuck you!"

Xiao Zhi threw him away directly.

The classroom was quiet, and Wen Wei continued to comfort the crying little girl: "What day is it? Third year? Little sister, study hard in the future, don't trust the weird brother on the Internet. It is impossible for Brother Xiao to ask you for a photo. His canyon national uniform is Li Baixiu. It's a ruthless sword, without a woman in my heart, and the swordsmanship is natural. You see what to do about this, call the police or...?"

The girl ran out of the classroom.

Wen Wei was quite helpless: "It's disgusting, it's just like this at the beginning of school."

Chen Bing followed to the corridor, and according to the light, his mind suddenly woke up.

... Zhang Ziming.

Zhang Ziming.

Familiar name.

White light splashed, and it was noon that day.

The policeman pointed to the desktop document to analyze and monitor: "Xiao Zhi met his classmate Zhang Ziming before the car accident. This person dropped out of high school before finishing high school and works in a KTV..."

"After Xiao Zhi's death, this person disappeared and he couldn't be contacted no matter what."

"..."

The sun shines into the eyes, and the sting of cancer seems to rob the consciousness.But what was more painful at the time was seeing the bloody corpse in the mortuary.

Chen Bing leaned against the railing, his skin was slightly hot from the sun, and he lost his mind for a while.

The reprimand from the office came from the ear.

"Xiao Zhi! No matter what, you can't hit people with your hands. Do you have violent tendencies? Let me ask you? Why do you keep banning it repeatedly! The school has been patient and tolerant of you!"

"Fight again, I think your life will be ruined!"

"..."

After a while, the office door was kicked open with a "bang!"

Xiao Zhi's head was full of gloomy fire, and he met Chen Bing's eyes.Looking at each other, while Chen Bing was thinking about saying a few words, Xiao Zhibie turned his shoulders and walked into the classroom.

Pulled open the stool, tore off a piece of draft paper and wrote down three large characters "Review".

The handwriting is very messy.

Then, I wrote a few words "Stupid, write your uncle's self-criticism".

Before Chen Bing could speak, Xiao Zhi took out his mobile phone and school uniform from the desk, kicked the stool away and left the classroom directly.

In the last class, Lu Weimin entered the classroom. Seeing Chen Bing holding a pen and drooping eyes to write quietly, but the seat next to him was empty, he jumped into a rage: "Skipping class again! This Xiao Zhi doesn't take the teacher seriously at all, why don't he open a class by himself?" Go to school, I can't teach him anyway."

Chen Bing held the pen and raised his head: "Teacher."

Lu Weimin was still angry, but he smiled at Chen Bing and said softly, "What's wrong?"

The boy in the chair was clean, his school uniform cuffs were pinned to his forearms, he was thin, he had the youthful and frail temperament of a student, and he spoke in a calm voice.

"Zhang Ziming caused trouble first, then Xiao Zhi hit someone."

"..."

Lu Weimin was stunned: "Huh?"

Chen Bing brushed the paper with his fingertips, and his tone was respectful, but the content was not the same at all: "Just tell you, so as not to misunderstand Xiao Zhi."

In this situation, Lu Weimin was a little embarrassed. He heard a few words from the students next to him, and then spoke again.

"...Really? It's all wrong, wait, I'll clean up the two together."

Lu Weimin left the classroom.

Across two or three rows of tables, Wen Wei gave him a thumbs up like a salesman.

"Brother, 666."

Chen Bing didn't answer, just lowered his head and continued to write.

What Chen Bing did in the fourth class directly made his image in Wen Wei's mind rise a lot.

After school, Wen Wei wandered over: "You don't have a school card, do you? You and I will take you to the cafeteria these two days."

The students around ran wildly, Chen Bing strolled at a normal speed, Wen Wei was anxious and could only slow down and chat: "... Xiao brother really can't date people online, Zhang Ziming's idiot is too disgusting, little girls won't let it go Pass."

Wen Wei is a loyal fan of Xiao Zhizhi, and at this time he is desperately trying to help him restore his image: "He is usually very talkative, and he is not an idiot who hits everyone when he sees him. Xiao brother and sister just entered junior high this year, and he is most annoyed by others molesting little girls. Hit once."

"..." Chen Bing glanced at him: "His sister."

"Yes, her name is Xiao Ruo, a very cute little girl. You probably don't know, brother Xiao is just such a younger sister, and he has no other family members. She is very precious..."

Wen Wei quickened his pace after smelling the aroma of the food in the cafeteria, but Chen Bing beside him stopped.

People coming and going, the noise of the cafeteria reduced the endless cicadas among the branches and leaves at this moment.

Chen Bing stood, thoughtful, and said softly: "I know."

Knowing or not knowing Wen Wei is hard to say, after all Xiao Zhi seems to have a normal attitude towards him, Wen Wei took out his phone and checked the message: "Sure enough, Brother Xiao picked up his sister from school."

In the photo, the little girl wears a single ponytail and wears a school uniform with red stripes. Myolie looks directly at the camera, and the words "Don't shoot me" are almost written on her disgusted face.

Chen Bing said: "Very cute."

Unknowingly, it has grown so big.

"Are you going back to the dormitory later?" Wen Wei turned around and asked him, holding the dinner plate in the cafeteria.

"Don't go back, go directly to the classroom."

"Okay, then I'll leave after eating."

Before parting ways, Chen Bing suddenly said: "I want to go out to the school gate, can the boarding students go out at noon?"

"Okay. Ninth High School is very relaxed, but when I come back, I will remember to bring a package of Yellow Crane Tower to the guard."

Chen Bing: "..."

Wen Wei held back a second of laughter: "Damn, Xueshen is so easy to deceive!"

Chen Bing licked his lower lip, too lazy to talk to him, and went out.

There were not many people in the classroom, and the students from the No. [-] Middle School came at noon and generally felt quiet, sleeping and doing homework.But this place, when the students came to the classroom, they were all fighting.

Chen Bing stayed out of the matter, filled up the unfinished paper in the morning, and glanced at the sunlight.

The figure swayed behind the translucent yellow paper.

With a tall and slender figure, when Xiao Zhi came, a swarm of boys smiled and approached him to talk.It's strange, Xiao Zhi is also fierce in beating people, and he is very popular.

The voice chattered.

"Does Zhang Ziming like you? This f*cking ghost is lingering. It's almost impossible to get rid of the sticky brown sugar."

"I feel like he's not quite right."

"Antisocial personality?"

"Really, a social person, Ge. A social person like Brother Xiao who eliminates harm for the people has one thing to say, and he should be against it."

Xiao Zhi kicked him with a cigarette in his mouth, lowered his eyes and said, "You're just a social person."

"..."

Chen Bing put down the paper and filled in the last few sentences.

From the corridor windows, the sunlight scattered into the classroom, engraving bright and dark shadows.

Chen Bing sat upright, with a straight back and a clean white T-shirt.The quietness that is out of tune with the surroundings, as if in a trance, concentrating on writing.

Xiao Zhi glanced over, raised his head, and extinguished the cigarette in his hand.

Guan Kun was amazed: "This is a true learning god. I just read the report card and he ranked first in the city. What is the concept in the city? He can still get 730 with a few difficult questions at the end of last semester. Anyway, in my life I will still This is the first time I saw a living person in 730."

Xiao Zhi didn't speak, and threw the cigarette butt into the trash can.

"We were all playing, and he was the only one doing homework. I wonder why he transferred to Ninth Middle School?"

Xiao Zhi stared at the sky loosely for a while, and said, "I don't understand either."

I don't understand why this person suddenly appeared.

After self-study in the afternoon, Xiao Zhi entered the classroom.

Chen Bing fell asleep at some point, the fair skin on the right side of his face was tanned red by the sun, dyed with a thin layer of damp sweat, and his hair was a bit messy.

Xiao Zhi raised his hand to close the window, although he was gentle, but when the spring was pushed to the bottom, there was an unavoidable "click—" sound.

"..."

Xiao Zhi looked away.

I don't know who put it in a white plastic bag, and there are two pages of paper.

The plastic bag contained Band-Aids, disinfectant and a bottle of balm.Two pages of paper, handwriting with silver hooks and iron paintings, sharp and sharp, and a self-criticism, no more than 3000 words.

Chen Bing was awakened by the noise, and he opened his eyelids as if he hadn't woken up, his eyes were light, and he closed them again.

Say, "Here you are."

The author has something to say: Chen Bing: I advise you not to be ignorant of flattery, if you don’t, then I can only tease you.