why don't you laugh

"What did he say?" Chen Bing stood at the entrance of the corridor, seeming to urge.

"..."

Wen Wei stared at these words and replied a little dumbfounded, and changed the subject: "If you want to have nothing to do, you can go out for a walk, eat, drink, drink and play on the street of Dongda Road, what kind of stinky man are you looking for?"

After speaking, he fled the scene.

As if hinting, Chen Bing walked to the street according to the navigation.

Dongda Road is probably the closest CBD here, with high floors and smoky gourmet shops and beer barbecue stalls along the street.

Lively at night, a shirtless man with colorful green dragon tattoos all over his back, sitting on the side of the road and smoking a cigarette: "Brother Lame, who do you say to clean up? This street is not bragging, there are no people and things that I can't be fair to—"

"Small things, you know my tricks. Dozens of people are cremated every day in the crematorium, and I beat all those who jump high!"

"..."

This folk style is simple.

When will the wind of anti-pornography and anti-crime attacks blow?

Chen Bing glanced at his mobile phone, it was almost time for the school to close.take a taxi.As soon as he opened the door, two tall and thin figures walked across the street.

With a cigarette in it, the scarlet color flickers on and off with the blue sky at night.

"Can you go out?"

"Hmm." His voice was low.

"How many do you want?"

"Row."

Walking back and forth through the narrow alley, he pushed open the glass with his fingertips and entered the door.

Chen Bing raised his eyes, canceled the taxi order, and followed.

The word "Internet cafe" in the diode is probably only "XX and Koukou" still on, which looks very serious at first glance.The air was filled with a strong smell of smoke, and Chen Bing was stopped as soon as he entered.

"Hey, minors are not allowed to enter Internet cafes."

Chen Bing turned around.

In front of him was a young boy, very hot with hot tin foil, his head was full of silver and purple, like an exploding steel wool ball.

The steel ball knocked on the table: "ID card."

Chen Bing: "I saw a minor come in just now."

The steel ball was slumped in the chair, and immediately sat up straight: "...don't just defile people's innocence. Our Internet cafes are ecologically green and environmentally friendly. We always remember the law on the protection of minors, and we will never break the law knowingly!"

Chen Bing took out his mobile phone: "You mean you won't be allowed in, right?"

"..." Steel Ball became more vigilant, "Why are you still recording the video, right? But why do you say that he is underage, maybe he has a baby face?"

"Okay." Chen Bing gestured on the screen with his fingers.

"..."

The steel ball didn't understand what kind of medicine was sold in his gourd.

The young man in front of him was wearing a white T-shirt, with a clean demeanor, and he looked like he was afraid of talking loudly, and the vulgar tone would smoke his peerless face, with white eyes and a cold demeanor, holding his mobile phone calmly.

Chen Bing confirmed: "Really not allowed to enter?"

"A big man keeps his word, and if you don't let minors in, you won't let them in—"

With the phone close to his ear, Chen Bing said, "Uncle Policeman——"

"... Fuck!" The wire ball was overwhelmed, and he raised his hands frantically begging for mercy. He gritted his teeth after making sure that Chen Bing hadn't called the police, "Go in, go in!"

"I'm not here to play games."

The Internet cafe was full of smog, and Chen Bing looked around.

——His calm expression is very different from the Internet addicted teenagers who are addicted to games, more like a father who goes to an Internet cafe to catch people.

The wire ball kept proving its innocence: "There are absolutely no minors here! If you don't want to play games, I will show you around to avoid misunderstandings. Why bother the police uncle. Look? Are there no minors?"

Indeed, Xiao Zhi was not seen.

Chen Bing stopped and picked up a school uniform.

The steel ball who slapped his face in seconds: "...This guy likes to play cosplay, and he's playing the role of a pure high school student."

"..."

No one could be found, so Chen Bing had no choice but to leave the Internet cafe.

It is impossible to abandon the window and escape. There should be a compartment in the Internet cafe for minors.

After crossing the road, Chen Bing turned around, the steel ball was still poking around the door, and a few words came from afar, "They say there are no minors!"

Then, the night wind mixed with the howling siren, gradually became clear.

Steel ball: "...?"

The boy across the street raised his arm, the screen was still on after reporting to the police, and waved at him leisurely.

Wire Ball: "Fuck!!!!"

Is this horse riding a human? !

The office of the second grade group of No. [-] Middle School.

The report card of Class 4 of the second year of high school was placed on the table, and Lu Weimin stroked his chin and studied it for at least half an hour.

Last semester, the Municipal Bureau of Education suddenly went crazy and forced all high schools in the city to take the final exam. Therefore, this time the results were pulled and ranked in the city.

No.1, Chen Bing.

Language: 138

Math: 150

English: 147

Comprehensive: 296

Total score: 731...

No.2, Zhu Xiao.

Language: 91

Math: 98

English: 90

Comprehensive: 152

Total score: 431...

Hiss, there is a big problem.Zhu Xiao used to be No.1 in the class, a good seedling who was cultivated by the Ninth Middle School. Just now when he saw the report card, he suddenly cried for some reason.

This result...

Lu Weimin finally looked up, the boy who had just transferred to another school looked away, a few strands of hair fell on the brow bone, the sides of his ears were white and clean, his slightly pursed lips were sharp and thin, and his eyes were lighter than normal people's. A strong sense of alienation.

Chen Bing was absent-mindedly looking at the group photo on the wall.

Falling into the brand-new school environment, Chen Bing didn't seem to panic, and was very stable.Lu Weimin had never taught such an excellent student, and chatted: "Chen Bing, you are 2 points higher than No.300 in our class..."

"I know," Chen Bing replied, "I saw him cry just now."

"..."

Lu Weimin choked: "Although I don't know why you transferred to No. [-] Middle School, the teacher hopes that you will have a good time in No. [-] Middle School. If you don't want to learn well, you can't regress." He got up, "Let's go, the teacher will take you to the classroom."

Early self-study ends, but the classroom has no atmosphere of learning at all. A few boys in the back row are sleeping, and there are folded planes flying all over the classroom. Vomited."

"..."

Lu Weimin kicked over and waved: "How many times have I told you not to have breakfast in the classroom, get out!"

The boy raised his hand: "Got it!" He hurriedly carried the bag and slipped away.

The smell of hot and sour beef in the air was extremely strong, Lu Weimin wanted to speak but was so dizzy from the smell, he was ashamed of Chen Bing staying in such an environment.

He coughed and said: "Yesterday, the class group notified that a new classmate has been transferred to our class this semester. This new classmate is quite outstanding. Everyone, take good care of him."

After finishing the nonsense, look for the key point: "There are still a few seats in the back row. Let's see where you sit—how about you sit with Zhu Xiao? It happens to be empty behind him."

Students who are too good are easily assimilated when they transfer to Ninth Middle School.The only ones in the class who are interested in learning are probably Zhu Xiao's group and a few girls. It's better to let them hug each other so as not to be led astray.

Lu Weimin thought so.

But his good student glanced at him and said uninterestedly, "No."

"……also."

When Chen Bing first arrived, Lu Weimin acted as a teacher who fully respected the wishes of the students, looking back: "Except for those boys like Xiao Zhi, you can choose any available position."

Immediately, there was a burst of ambiguous laughter in the classroom.

"Sitting with Brother Xiao, I think I'll be beaten in two days."

"Don't blame him for beating your tablemate before? That idiot is cheap, good beating!"

"But Brother Xiao is indeed more violent..."

There was a lot of noise in the classroom, and the boy who was the center of the topic in the back row of the classroom was indifferent.His wrists slipped out of the blue and white sleeves of his school uniform. He was thin, with slender finger bones, and his hair was slightly messed up by his ears, as if he was sleeping.

Chen Bing walked towards him, and gasped next to him: "Brother, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't sit with him!"

"Brother listen to this advice, don't disturb the school bully's sleep, or you will die miserably—"

Died badly?

what.

Chen Bing paused for a second, raised his leg, and kicked onto the table impartially. With the sound of "Gala", the tabletop moved twice.

There was no sound around, only Chen Bing's blunt questions could be heard.

"Still fucking sleeping?"

The figure lying on the table moved.

Xiao Zhi raised his hand, his thin and slender fingers crossed into his hair aimlessly for half a second.

Then he licked his lips, and the hostility all over his body exploded instantly. He raised his eyes, but met Chen Bing's gaze.

"..." There was a short silence.

"Kang", Chen Bing kicked his table again, without any nonsense: "I want to be at the same table with you, you go and move the table over."

Xiao Zhi who had just woken up was groggy, the boredom in his eyes was mixed with the subtext of refraining from speaking and being too lazy to speak, his dark eyes, his messy temples showed cold earrings, the whites of his eyes were obvious, his high-class world-weary face could not be seen now Emotions, confronting Chen Bing directly.

Although he didn't speak, it could be seen that he was not happy.

Chen Bing: "Don't look at me, go and move the table."

"..."

The surrounding atmosphere began to be restless, whispering.

"Damn it, the grave of the last person who talked to Brother Xiao like this was as deep as his waist, right?"

"I bet a certain number, new students will be called to Xiaohoushan after class."

"I started fighting at the beginning of school, and I asked Brother Xiao how many days he can keep up without causing trouble?"

"..."

Xiao Zhi didn't move for a long time, it's boring to spend it, Chen Bing said: "If you don't move, then I will find someone to sit with."

The seat behind the blackboard is empty, but it is close to the air conditioner, and the air-conditioning is blowing out in summer.

Chen Bing blows on the air-conditioning and catches a cold easily. He wants to find a classmate to change to but he is not very familiar with him.

Xiao Zhi's slender fingers clamped the iron table "Zila—Zila—" and moved it over two or three times to make a piece with his own table. The fierce sound showed his fucking mood.

"I like to sit or not."

Xiao Zhi lay down again.

The turmoil is over.

Lu Weimin watched his beloved Xiao Dumiao sitting with Xiao Zhi, and always felt that he was about to be harmed, but just now he looked kindly and kindly, so he couldn't help himself, so he could only take out the textbooks under his armpit for class.

"Today's first lesson, we took out the Chinese books."

Chen Bing listened empty-handed for a few minutes, then Lu Weimin turned around and saw, "Didn't you bring your first book?"

"No. [-] Middle School is a textbook compiled by myself. I don't have the set you are talking about now."

"...Oh," Lu Weimin recalled, "They are more confident in No. [-] Middle School and don't like standard textbooks. We are the only ones who still use this." He waved the chalk, "Borrow it from your deskmate. It must be as clean as new. , which is equivalent to a new textbook.”

There was a burst of laughter in the classroom.

Next to it, Xiao Zhi's desktop is neat and open, and the books are either piled on the floor or placed in the belly of the table, anyway, the largest area is convenient for sleeping.

Raising his hand, Chen Bing scratched his finger.

Itchy, crispy and soft.Xiao Zhi was half asleep, and then his shoulders were greatly moved back, and he got out of bed: "...what's the matter?"

Chen Bing: "I don't have any books."

Xiao Zhi groped into the belly of the table with his hands, and quickly threw out the really clean and brand-new Compulsory Chinese 4.Lie down and continue to sleep.

After sleeping for two seconds, I added: "If you have something to say, don't move your hands."

Chen Bing: "..."

What are you pretending to be.

Chen Bing opened the textbook.The inside of the book was clean and spotless, and it was obvious that it had never been taken out after it had accumulated dust.There is no name on the title page.

Chen Bing picked up the pen and wrote.His handwriting is beautiful, and he writes the word "Xiao Zhi" stroke by stroke.

Between the lines, Chen Bing remembered the past.

The elementary school participated in the calligraphy competition, and the Chinese teacher recommended Chen Bing to participate.One more lesson to practice calligraphy than other students, after school every afternoon.

Chen Bing used to be afraid of walking alone. He was cheated by human traffickers when he was three or four years old. It was funny to say, but Xiao Zhi brought him back.

Knowing that he was afraid, Xiao Zhi played basketball and games on the playground, waiting for him to finish class.

When Chen Bing finishes practicing calligraphy, let's go home together.

After finishing writing, Chen Bing stopped writing.

On the podium, Lu Weimin was holding the textbook: "Have you finished memorizing the ancient prose that you were asked to memorize during the summer vacation? You know you haven't memorized it. Anyway, I didn't take the college entrance examination. 10 points, why don't you feel bad about me?" Seeing Chen Bing, he chose the next one. Eyebrow, "Believe it or not, I can recite a new classmate?"

Everyone cooperated: "I don't believe it."

"Chen Bing." Lu Weimin, "The Peacock Flies Southeast."

Being interrupted like this, Chen Bing lost all the thoughts he had been immersed in just now, and got up to recite a paragraph as required.

Lu Weimin was delighted: "I have finally found a sense of accomplishment after teaching for so many years! Look, just to tell you, Chen Bing's grades are very good! He is so good, you all have to learn from him!"

"Ooh-"

"University bully."

"It's amazing..."

A few boys in the back row of the classroom began to boo, with a strange ambiguity, which was not aggressive but highly insulting.

After all these years, Xueba Chen Bing hadn't seen any big storms, and sat down without paying attention, but Xiao Zhi, who had been sleeping on his stomach, finally woke up, propped his chin on his wrist, and glanced at the seat in the back row that made the noise.

——The eyes are roughly equivalent to "you first look at what you are".

Chen Bing didn't pay attention, and saw him wake up: "Why did you go last night?"

Xiao Zhi snorted: "It has nothing to do with you."

"..."

Chen Bing pursed his lips.

After class, Zhu Xiao came over: "Chen Bing, you follow me upstairs to the office to get the textbooks, the door is supposed to be open now."

Zhu Xiao is very thin, wears glasses, and is gentle. Although he saw that Chen Bing's grades could not stand the blow in the early self-study, as a warrior who can study hard in the big environment of Class 4 of Ninth Middle School, he has a natural sympathy for Chen Bing .

"it is good."

Just as Chen Bing got up, a man behind him quickly moved his butt to occupy his seat.

The boy is obviously strong and strong, but at this moment, he is holding Xiao Zhi's shoulders with his arms, like a little widow who has been bullied and is crying to the old master Qingtian: "Brother Xiao! The child is so unlucky! It's so fucking unlucky for me and You said last night—”

Chen Bing stared at his butt.

Li Xu wiped away his tears: "Brother, is there something wrong?"

"I don't like it..." Chen Bing thought about it, "Forget it, it's okay."

"Oh." Then Li Xu continued to cry, "Brother Xiao, which wicked bastard are you talking about? My brother finally saved up money to take down that Internet cafe. Stabbed at the police station..."

Chen Bing was about to leave, but stopped.

"Brother Xiao! You are also in the Internet cafe. The two of us wrote a thousand-character self-criticism together! I heard from my brother that the person who reported it must be a student from our school!" The phone rang suddenly, and Li Xu looked at it while fumbling. , "My brother has been called out from monitoring!"

Chen Bing: "..."

Zhu Xiao urged: "Let's go?"

"Let's go."

The figure disappeared from the door.

Xiao Zhi withdrew his gaze, and was urged by Li Xu to look at the surveillance screenshot.

In a white T-shirt, in the dark night, Li Xu squinted his eyes to carefully identify the face: "Here, I can't see clearly."

Xiao Zhi bit a cigarette and looked sideways for less than half a second: "..."

He knows everything that turns into ashes.

Last night, I was taken to the police station to receive education until early in the morning. After arriving at school, I finally managed to sleep for a while, but was woken up by kicking the table.The instigator is really this person...

Hold.

"Who the hell is this? Let me get caught and I'll give the fucker a Thomas maneuver on the spot—"

Li Xu cursed and sought Xiao Zhi's approval at the same time.

Xiao Zhi looked at this screenshot gloomyly, and turned to him when he heard this sentence: "Who are you calling an idiot?"

Li Xu was stunned on the spot by his indiscrimination between the enemy and himself: "Brother Xiao??"

Xiao Zhi: "...it's not good to speak swear words."

"...Is now the time to pay attention to this? Last night, we two!!!" Li Xu clasped his hands and tried to describe, his eyes widened, trying to arouse his brother Xiao's anger, "Last night we were killed by others Reported, wrote a thousand-word review, a thousand-word—"

Xiao Zhi stepped on the horizontal bar under the table and chairs, carelessly, his brows and eyes were sharp and crisp, which belonged to a very stunning wildness, and he was not too sleepy at the moment, half-closed his eyelids to listen to Li Xu's nonsense.

There was a noise at the door, and Chen Bing came back with the textbooks in his arms.

"..."

Li Xu glanced at him, then at the surveillance screenshot, and then at him.

"Fuck! I just said what's the matter with the same immortal energy, can't he be the only one?"

Xiao Zhi: "What do you think?"

"I understand." Li Xu pressed his hand first, "No wonder you are so aggressive towards him, so that's what happened. Brother Xiao, don't let me beat him up, just watch the show, don't help me. "

Li Xu rolled up his sleeves, Xiao Zhi stood up.

Li Xu stopped him: "Brother Xiao really doesn't need your help! I can handle it, you see if I don't give him a Thomas spin today—"

—The collar was grabbed.

Li Xu's legs softened instantly, and he took two steps forward cautiously.

In fact, he is not familiar with Xiao Zhi, because of the bastard's interests, it is generally accepted that Xiao Zhi is the only one who obeys, and he can only use his prestige to shake things up.Therefore, Li Xu is a little scared now.

Xiao Zhi patted the non-existent ashes on his chest, and easily dispelled the hostility just now.

"Don't touch him."

Xiao Zhi lowered his voice, "Do you understand?"

Only he could hear the soft voice, and Chen Bing couldn't even hear the approaching one holding the book, but it was full of coercion.

Li Xu behaved like a little white rabbit: "...Okay."

Xiao Zhi brushed against Chen Bing's shoulder, patted his wrist to the left, and supported the precarious textbook.

But on the face, the six relatives walked over in denial.

Covered by the dead corner of the pile of books, Chen Bing didn't notice his movement.

Li Xu: "..." What exactly do you mean!