why don't you laugh

Xiao Zhi glanced at the content of the review.

After Chen Bing handed over his mobile phone, he couldn’t check it online, so as a professional student who had never had a self-criticism before, he summed up the cause and effect of the fight for Xiao Zhi with full brain output and humorous writing, and then expressed regret and self-blame and self-admonishment .

It was written like that.

Xiao Zhi's gaze deepened, and his voice was cold: "What do you mean?"

Standing by the window, Xiao Zhi's school uniform T-shirt was cast in deep and light shadows by the sun, his spine was slightly bent, and a bit of cold breath rushed to his side, making him look gloomy and depressed.

Chen Bing paused for two seconds before hearing a slightly hoarse voice.

"Did you come here and decide to fall in love with me?"

The breath brushed the side of the ear, and the heat reached the eardrum.

Not sure if it will be heard by others.Chen Bing glanced around from the corner of his eye, and then, the stool under him was caught by his long legs and he stepped on it——

Xiao Zhi reminded: "Speak."

"..."

There is a sense of oppression.Chen Bing paused, and could only seriously say, "I never had that kind of thought about you."

Immediately, Xiao Zhi laughed.The answer is expected.Growing up together wearing crotch pants, Chen Bing has a very unique personality, Xiao Zhi is probably the only friend who has been able to talk intimately for more than ten years.But learning the spirit is the ruthless way, and nothing is important to learn. On the day Xiao Zhi moved, he was still in the pre-training camp for the high school science and technology competition.

It was already clear, Xiao Zhi wondered why he had expectations.

Throwing back the medicine bag and the review, Xiao Zhi opened the stool, sat down, took out his mobile phone, and clicked on a small game.

Chen Bing looked at it and asked, "Don't you want something?"

"No, thanks."

He tapped his slender finger bones, seemingly absent-minded, and clicked into the game one by one to get today's experience points and gift packs.The national uniform logo on the screen is shining brightly. It just arrived at the beginning of the month, and it has been reduced to the provincial one after inheritance.

"Hold."

Xiao Zhi turned off the phone, not even bothering with the game.

Sitting like this, the atmosphere was quite awkward.

Chen Bing has a lot of experience in being chased by people, and some of them are really crazy. They love but can't object to Chen Bing and yelled, saying that the stinky stones in the latrine still smell like you are nothing.

Chen Bing feels that he has changed, at least he will say "sorry" more now.

After two or three seconds of silence, Chen Bing said, "I'm sorry for disappointing your feelings."

Xiao Zhi half leaned against the back table and sat idle, with his long legs stepping on the horizontal bars of the table legs, indifferently chewing on the meaning of Chen Bing's words.A few strands of black hair hung down on his forehead, his eyelids were half covered, and his brows and eyes were covered with oppressive and cold shadows.

At the end, Chen Bing said again: "But, I have always regarded you as my best friend."

"..."

I fuck.

Xiao Zhi laughed angrily.

Is the next good card?

Chen Bing clenched the pen tightly, his fingers were thin and slender, looking white and spotless in the sunlight.He turned his chin, his pupils were light-colored, and his whole body exuded a sense of indifference, dignity, cleanliness, and tidiness.It's hard to imagine who this person is crazy about. He seems to never understand the teenager's feelings.

The medicine bag was placed on the table, Chen Bing took out the band-aid and held Xiao Zhi's hand: "Does the wound still hurt?"

As soon as they bumped into each other, Xiao Zhi slammed it away.

The movement of pushing and pulling the tables and chairs attracted the attention of the surroundings. Xiao Zhi said this sentence to Chen Bing almost warningly after he sat down again, but there was no aggressiveness in the words, only pale self-protection.

He paused every word, with the vibrato of confession.

"You, don't, come near me."

Chen Bing was absent-minded throughout the afternoon, and Wen Wei squeezed over to the bell-ringing classroom when almost everyone had left.

"Brother, do you eat out of school or in the cafeteria?"

Chen Bing stopped the brush that was scribbling on the page without rules, got up and didn't pay much attention to the bump on the corner of the table, his face turned pale from the pain.

Wen Wei: "...what are you thinking?"

Chen Bing shook his head and said, "Eat the cafeteria".Holding the cold dish between them, until he bit into a piece of pepper skin, his expression changed slightly.

Wen Wei was tired of watching: "Ice God, if you really see a problem that you can't solve, tell me, and I can cheer you up!"

Chen Bing was stunned when he heard Xiao Zhi's rejection in the afternoon, but now, he paused for a while and said, "I don't understand."

"Little ape search questions for you?"

"……no."

Holding the chopsticks, Chen Bing asked hesitantly: "If you like someone very much and want to be with him. But why do you push him away when he wants to make friends with you?"

Wen Wei sorted out his thoughts: "The person I like very much, is it love love love love?"

"Ah."

"But that person, who wants to be my friend, is he an ordinary friend?"

"Ah."

"Fuck! Isn't this a fucking green tea whore?" Wen Wei's eyes turned red instantly, "I was fooled by this sentence when I was young and ignorant, and I was a spare tire for three full years!"

"..."

Chen Bing picked up the chopstick meat.

"Pushing away is the wise choice! Even if the other party doesn't drink tea or whore, just be friends, but the person you dream of day and night can only respect each other as a guest, what kind of shit life is this? It will get worse and worse if you continue to stop Deep, do you understand?"

Wen Wei was very angry when he said it, and he stepped on the round stool in the cafeteria, as if he had a deep understanding.

Chen Bing: "Sit down first."

Wen Wei licked his lips, but his chest still couldn't be calmed down: "Ice God, let me tell you, I couldn't get out of that relationship at the time, I got too deep on the horse, it hurt so much! If Xiao Ge didn't tell me A truth—"

"..."

Chen Bing raised his eyelids.

"Without a woman in my heart, swordsmanship is natural." Wen Wei seemed to recall the past, showing a disillusioned smile, "Only when the heart is as dead as ashes can we be invincible."

Then, summed up: "I, brother Xiao, is indifferent and ruthless, and will always be divine!"

"..."

Chen Bing didn't know whether to correct him or not.

In the previous life, the police investigated Xiao's action route two hours before his death, and found that he had lingered at the gate of No. [-] High School for an hour.Seeing Chen Bing being swarmed out of school from a distance, it seemed that he had prepared a gift for the college entrance examination, but then he was thrown into the trash can and turned away.

Thinking of this, the rice in the bowl was tasteless.

Wen Wei said: "That's why Brother Xiao is my male god, he will never be close to beauty, that's why he is so strong."

Chen Bing: "He lied to you."

He's a love fool.

Wen Wei: "What lied to me?"

Chen Bing: "It's okay."

"..." Wen Wei looked at it for two seconds, "Ice God, why are you so annoying?"

Wen Wei had a good temper, Chen Bing didn't continue to talk nonsense, and went back to the classroom after eating.

When I went in, I found something was wrong. I only understood after reading the book at the same table. Zhu Xiao and Xiao Zhi changed seats.

Lu Weimin raised his hand to direct: "Hey, Chen Bing, why don't you sit with Zhu Xiao, you have something to talk about. Break up the partnership early, so that Xiao Zhi won't affect your study."

Just change it?

With anger welling up in his chest, Chen Bing spoke, suppressed but still not very polite.

"Didn't I all sit? Who changed it?"

"Xiao Zhi reported to me that it was annoying for Xueba to sit next to him, which affected his sleep. I think it's really inappropriate for you two to sit together."

"..."

With a blow to the head, Chen Bing was speechless immediately.

Xiao Zhi's position was changed to the inner side of the opposite corner, the light was a little dark, the tall and straight figure was leaning against the window sill, with a cigarette between his slender fingers, and he glanced at him.

Chen Bing couldn't hold back the sound of "fuck".

Lu Weimin turned around in panic: "Oh, Chen Bing, why are you still swearing? How can this be done? Let's not learn from those bad kids..."

Chen Bing opened the stool and sat down, and opened the textbook.

Chen Bing is a good Miao Miao who has been praying to Buddha for so many years in the Ninth Middle School, so he needs special protection.However, Chen Bing also felt that the atmosphere was awkward after protecting this class, and instead he was out of tune with his classmates.

Apart from Wen Wei, the only ones who could talk were Zhu Xiao and a few girls.

It was a day off on weekends, and it was a day off in the afternoon. I had just finished speaking to Zhu Xiao and received a call from Xu Rong.

"Did the mobile phone come down?"

Chen Bing left the classroom, and in the corridor, he could see a few tall and straight boys playing in the playground next door.

"It's sent out."

"Go home, I'll ask the driver to pick you up now." Xu Rong asked while greeting, "Are you used to it at school? How is the quality of teaching? Does the teacher take care of you?"

On the playground, the center of the shooting is not wearing a school uniform, his legs are long and straight, and his fake moves are so annoying that he occasionally even teases a few rookies on purpose.

A voice came from afar: "Fuck, Brother Xiao, you are so disgusting."

"Damn it, have you figured it out whether you voted or not, and how many points you voted!?"

"..."

Chen Bing looked away.

"I won't be back this week, let's talk about the National Day."

"Okay, take a day off to go out to buy some fruit and milk by yourself, to supplement your nutrition, how about the cafeteria meal? If not, you can leave school to eat in the future."

Chen Bing responded, went to the side of the road, hung up the phone, and stopped the car.

"Go to the nearest hospital."

It was indeed very close, about four or five minutes. After getting off the car, Chen Bing stared at the "Hongqiao No. 5 Women's Hospital" on the floor board for two seconds.

"……Hold."

Looking back to find the driver, he had already slipped away.

Fuck it.

Several sheds were set up on the hospital square, and the brochures and banners were filled with the words "Caring for women's health, your best friend for life-all doctors and nurses in the Department of Gynecology of Ninth Middle School" and "She is good, so am I".

When Chen Bing was about to leave, he was stopped by an enthusiastic doctor, who kindly asked, "Is your mother in the hospital?"

"No, I'm looking at other subjects."

"We can also see other departments here! Although it's called a gynecology hospital, its business has expanded a long time ago. Come back, look at that road and go inside."

As if afraid that Chen Bing would run away, he grabbed a handful of leaflets and stuffed them into his hands, saying, "Go, go!"

"..."

The size of the hospital was about one building, and it was dilapidated. There were not many people registering in the hall, and it was empty. The corresponding Department of Brain and the Department of Ophthalmology and Throat were listed on the same signboard.

"Are you filming?" the doctor asked.

"Shoot." Chen Bing paused for a few seconds, "See if it's cancerous."

The doctor was surprised, and then analyzed the picture on the computer: "Very healthy, no trace of cancer cells."

Before rebirth, he didn't feel unwell until after the college entrance examination, and a malignant tumor was found during the examination.According to the time calculation, I may still be healthy in the second year of high school——

But the future...

Chen Bing left the hospital.

In the evening, after the afterglow fell to the ground, the sunlight outlined the thin figure on the bench.

The films in the plastic bag were poured out, and one of them was not held firmly, and a mess of brochures and magazines floated out, which should have been stuffed into his hand by the gynecologist just now.

There are also several gender-emotional magazines, with hot beauties in bikinis on the cover, and styled style.

"Indifferent world! My best friend betrayed me! A mistress and my husband's affair."

"Cruel-hearted female president, how can you leave me like this?"

"A pure love male college student who sees through money and becomes an unswerving love!"

"..."

Chen Bing got up to look for the trash can, and was about to throw it in. Out of the corner of his eye, he accidentally caught a glimpse of the cover of the next book.

"The Way to Control Your Husband: If you want to change a man's fate, you must make him fall in love with you!"

"..." Chen Bing paused for a second.

Chen Bing licked his lower lip to make sure that no one was paying attention to him, and pulled out the book with his fingers.

Gender Emotion Magazine, Green Tea Album.

Contents: "Why do men like green tea? Why do men obey green tea? Why do men have no resistance to green tea!"

"Where is the mystery of green tea? The other party refuses, but can they seduce them without morality, and even join the main house?"

"A woman who knows the art of tea can truly control a man's heart!"

"..."

Chen Bing had the idea of ​​throwing away the book several times, but he opened it heavily by accident.

"Make a green tea with fragrance for the soul.

The first technique: put down your figure.

Don't always look out of reach.

Men all like cute, pitiful, pure and innocent little women. "

"........."

what.

Chen Bing closed the book and walked to the trash can again, making a gesture of preparing to throw it in.

Four or five seconds passed.

"Hold."

Stuffing the book back into the case, Chen Bing looked around again.

...well, not seen by anyone.

Anyway, not far away, Chen Bing was about to take a walk back, and received new news while walking on the street.

Wei Zi: 【Ice God, have you had dinner yet?Do you want a BBQ? 】

Chen Bing: [Yes. 】

Wei Zi: [I'll send you an address and you can come by yourself, we're almost there. 】

Chen Bing: [OK. 】

Depending on the location, it takes about five or six minutes to take a taxi to the low-profile CBD that Chen Bing visited a few days ago.

In the evening, or on the weekend, the commercial street was faintly bustling.Locating a barbecue restaurant in the depths of the alley, Chen Bing walked the streets and alleys to find it for a few minutes, but he almost didn't know where he was.

Walking to a dead end again, Chen Bing turned around and returned to the alley, when an explosive steel ball suddenly popped out in front of him.

Her head was silver and purple, her hair was curly and trembling, and she was wearing a leopard-print Southeast Asian cool cardigan. When she was speaking, she happened to meet Chen Bing's eyes.

"..."

Chen Bing turned off the phone.

Skillful.

The steel ball stared at him, and reacted for about two or three seconds: "Fuck! How dare you come?!"

It was night, and now Chen Bing didn't pay attention during the day, and when he looked up, he saw the dilapidated Internet cafe next to it with "XX" and "口口".

"Damn it, you bumped into my hand today, and the 1000 yuan will be paid for your medical expenses first." After finishing speaking and waving, two smoking boys walked out from behind, one with a cockscomb head to the left, and the other with a cockscomb head to the left. Right deviation, very particular about the beauty of symmetry.

Chen Bing seldom fights, but his mind is quick. Out of the corner of his eye, he sees a wooden stick standing on the wall.

He is tall, 180+, and before his rebirth, except for a brain cancer, everything was normal.As long as the weapons are not robbed, it is more than enough to beat these three people.

Kicking the wire ball at the gap on the wall, Chen Bing quickly walked out of the alley, and ran into a group of dark figures head-on.

"I'll order a kidney for a while, do I have to drink tonight?"

Wen Wei walked in front, and while speaking, he met the panting Chen Bing.

"...Hey, what's going on?"

Behind him, tall and tall, surrounded by the crowd, Xiao Zhi talked to Guan Kun while biting a cigarette.

Hearing the movement, his eyes flicked over.

"..."

Before Chen Bing had time to explain, loud shouts came from the alley behind him.

"Fuck your mother, is she still running, I won't kill this little bastard today—"

The steel ball came out cursing and cursing, and seeing Xiao Zhi became even more excited: "Xiao Zi, hurry up, hurry up, the one in front of you! Last time I called the Internet cafe to arrest minors and fined me [-] yuan. I haven't beaten him yet—"

beat him?It's not bad for him to be beaten, but now he can't get over it in front of a bunch of people, and forcibly pulls his respect: "I haven't fucking beaten this brat enough, get out! I won't give you skin today, and I will tell you to be fucking blind in the future." Call the police! Fuck!"

Xiao Zhi pinched the phone and looked at Chen Bing.

After exercising for a while, Chen Bing was so hot that his face was sweating, his forehead hair was damp against his ears, his skin was slightly red, and his lips were pale.

The clothes were stained just now against the wall, anyway, no matter how you look at it, you are the master who is being bullied.

Looking at him, Chen Bing inevitably began to analyze: First of all, it is impossible for Xiao Zhi to help outsiders deal with him, but now that the situation is special, he may ignore himself...

"What should we do in the face of the green tea offensive? Sit back and wait for death before taking the initiative to attack! Go the way of green tea—"

This sentence came to mind.

In two or three seconds, Chen Bing moved forward, unable to support himself, and crashed into Xiao Zhi's arms.

Xiao Zhi: "..."

There seems to be a life mentor in Chen Bing's mind who is talking nonsense - don't be brave, don't be inferior to men, put down your figure!

Chen Bing raised his hand and grabbed Xiao Zhi's shoulder, and said softly, "I'm so scared."

Behind him, leaning on the steel ball at the waist: "..."

Scarred left and right cockscomb heads: "..."

From the appearance, Chen Bing is a high school student who can't fight at all. He is clean and obsessed with cleanliness. He is usually calm, rational, dignified and indifferent. Now his eyes are red and his speech is trembling. He is very convincing when he is bullied.

Chen Bing: "They hit me."

Xiao Zhi had no expression on his face.At this moment, it seems that a yin fire has been ignited.

This group of people actually knew each other, and when they heard that the Internet cafe was bombed, they had no reaction other than to move their mouths to other Internet cafes.

In short, hitting high school students is fucking wrong, it's a big problem.

Wen Wei started spraying: "Ah no, is this hitting someone?"

Steel Ball: "Ah, no, this is not beating people? Besides, whoever beats who is not talking about it."

"Isn't that why you beat him? It's not necessary, Brother Huzi, how do you know he called the police? What if the Bureau of Industry and Commerce happens to be making a private visit at that time?"

"I fucking saw him shaking his phone!"

"Shaking the phone means calling the police?" Wen Wei took out the phone and shook it, "Is it forbidden to use WeChat and shake it? You can care if I shake my sister nearby?"

"........."

Chattering and twittering, you quarreling with each other, Chen Bing is wrong anyway, Wen Wei can just make trouble anyway.

"Anyway, you have to apologize to our male god, right? The Light of the Nine Middle Schools, if you break your brains, you will be surrounded by Lu Weimin's anger and pain."

The steel ball used to be Lu Weimin's student, not to mention that Xiao Zhi's expression seems not right now, and he has no intention of standing up for himself.Resentfully said: "Apologize? Dreaming! I'm unlucky, forget about it!"

Procrastinate away.

Xiao Zhi's gesture of hugging Chen Bing changed to supporting, and then let go.

His fingertips were a little hot, brushing his wrist.

Chen Bing wanted to speak, but Xiao Zhi turned his head and walked to the other side.

Wen Wei came over to look after him: "You were really beaten?"

"No." Chen Bing picked up the bag that fell to the ground just now, and Wen Wei was surprised, "Go to the hospital yet? Are you in poor health?"

"fine."

After twists and turns, I finally found a barbecue restaurant, one at the crossroads, with the signboard selling dog meat with "beautiful frog fish head".Sitting down, Wen Wei began to order.

After ordering, hand it to Chen Bing: "See if there is anything you want to eat."

Chen Bing hooked a few casually, and on the other end, Xiao Zhi came back not far away.

A bag of things in his hand was thrown on the table.

No one answered, Wen Wei took it, opened it, and handed it to Chen Bing: "I bought it for you."

medicine.

Wen Wei laughed: "Damn it, we had a backache and a sore back from the fight, just wipe it off with a bottle of safflower bruise medicinal wine, and it's over. Brother Xiao, what's the matter with you, and you still go to buy medicine?"

He smiled and met Xiao Zhi's complicated eyes.

Wen Wei: "..."

The author has something to say: Chen Bing: No one saw me reading this book, right?

I:……

Readers: ...

None of us saw it.