[Comprehensive] The love story of the scumbag protagonist

Zhen Yuanzi claimed to be the ancestor of the Earth Immortals, he respected his identity, he never liked to fight, and he was best at using the "Sleeve Universe" technique to capture people, but he had never tried it before. What's the taste.

In the boundless void, Zhen Yuanzi drove quickly on the cloud.His appearance in driving the clouds has always been calm and unhurried, with an immortal demeanor, but now he can't care less.He felt a boundless murderous intent coming towards him in the dark.The bone-piercing chill penetrated deep into the bone marrow, and it was unavoidable.He fled, he fled quickly, he even surpassed the limit of his theoretical speed, however, that bone-chilling chill always followed, no matter how he tried to shake it, he couldn't get rid of it.

This is a strange world, bizarre and absurd.Behind Zhen Yuanzi, tall buildings and ants-like people are like locusts crossing the border, occupying the entire space.In front of Zhen Yuanzi, there is a boundless desert, an unfathomable ocean, a tropical rainforest with exuberant vitality, and a polar snowfield that is piercingly cold.Every time Zhen Yuanzi takes a step forward, he has to pay a huge price, but if he doesn't move forward, Ant-Man and the buildings will devour him like a ferocious beast.This is an unsolvable situation.

Finally, Zhen Yuanzi exhausted the last trace of mana, and fell to the ground slumped.This was a swamp full of rotten smell, and he was deeply trapped in it, covered in mud, and it was conceivable that he was in a state of distress.Then he raised his head, looked at a certain woman who rushed over at some time, and said, "This...is not the universe in the sleeve. This is much better than the universe in the sleeve."

A certain woman was stepping on something, floating in the air on the swamp, with a strange air.Hearing Zhen Yuanzi's words, he couldn't help feeling complacent, and shouted loudly: "Of course, this is better than the universe in your sleeves. This is called having ravines in your chest, do you understand?"

Zhen Yuanzi respectfully said: "I would like to hear the details."

But a certain woman shook her head and said: "Tao is not taught lightly. You have not worshiped me as a teacher, and I have not accepted you as a disciple. Why do you want me to tell you the detailed secrets? Let alone tell you , you may not be able to use it. I know what you mean, but you just want to delay for some time so that your friends can rescue you. Heart to save you?"

Zhen Yuanzi was taken aback and said, "I don't understand, please teach me!"

A certain woman said with a smile: "You are able to bend and stretch. But it is useless to call your mother at this time. You have lost your life. If you don't die now, when will you wait?"

Zhen Yuanzi was muttering: "So you have comprehended the law of space..." Before he finished speaking, a certain woman pointed her finger and turned into a wisp of dust and smoke. With the breeze blowing, he will no longer be seen in the world past traces.

At this time, a certain woman came out of her endless space cave, and after Zhen Yuanzi died, the magic in her sleeve was destroyed, and all the monsters fell from the sky like dumplings.Busy climbing up again, he bowed to a certain female mountain and said: "Long live the queen! The queen is mighty!"

A certain woman pretended to be mysterious, nodding and smiling, reserved and silent.Except for her, no one in the world knows the mystery of the so-called "valley in the chest" technique.First of all, a huge space is needed, based on the endless space cave, supplemented by the five-element spirit beads of gold, wood, water, fire, earth, and the wind spirit beads to capture people, the thunder spirit beads to create the landscape, and the holy spirit beads to confuse the orientation, so Lian Zhenyuan A senior quasi-sage like Zizi also became enlightened, and his spirit and soul were all extinguished and turned into ashes.

As soon as Zhen Yuanzi died, the ginseng fruit tree became an ownerless thing.A certain woman planted it in her endless space cave, and re-sacrificed it before she had the first magic weapon that she could get her hands on.

At that time, her title of Queen of Ten Thousand Demons had already been heard in the heavens, and the Jade Emperor and others didn't want to make troubles, but they had no choice but to send four gods, the wind, rain, thunder and lightning, down to the earth to make a show.

A certain woman was furious when she saw this, how could Sun Wukong's Monkey King attract Nezha and Erlang God, and she, the Queen of Ten Thousand Demons, only had the four little shrimps of wind, rain, thunder and lightning?So lightly suppressed them with the Five Elements Spirit Orb, and sent them back to the Heavenly Court in desperation.

Seeing that things were not harmonious, the Jade Emperor asked Taibai Jinxing to use the trick of recruiting security. A certain woman said righteously: "Since ancient times, recruiting security has been a tragedy. What's more, what position can you give me? Put the three Qings and six imperials Give me the seat, how about it?"

Taibai Jinxing was shocked and said: "Three Purities and Six Royals are the highest positions in my Taoism. You little girls, how can you dare to occupy this position?"

A certain woman was not as easy-talking as Bi Mawen was back then, upon hearing this she ordered all the goblins to beat her up and beat Taibai Jinxing back.

One day in the sky, one year underground.A certain woman knows that even if there is a trick in the heaven, it will be a matter of many days. She is planning to recharge her energy and draw it slowly. Suddenly, spies come to report, and the three monsters of lion, elephant and roc from Shituoling in the west come to visit together. .

A certain woman yelled: "Good job!" and said to Nine-Headed Insect: "I wrote a post now, you go and invite the Bull Demon King and Iron Fan Princess. It is said that his family has been tricked by Buddhism and has nowhere to go. If you have the heart to stand up and fight, you should join me. If you accept your fate with peace of mind, you will kill your brother Ruyi Zhenxian and concubine Yumianhu early, and then give your son Honghaier to Guanyin Bodhisattva, along with the plantain fan. Wouldn't it be easy to send it out?"

A few days later, I heard the rumble of the west, the ground trembled and the mountains shook. The old cow led tens of thousands of elite soldiers to kill him. The husband sang and the wife followed, and yelled coquettishly: "What a Queen of Ten Thousand Demons, what a great name, do you dare to accept my three fans?"

But he said that the lion spirit was tall and tall, but he was simple-minded and had nothing in his mind. When he saw the famous bull demon king coming to kill him, he thought he had been subdued by a certain woman, so he fought the old cow's family as imaginary enemies.Seeing this, the Raksha girl didn't care about competing with the certain girl anymore, and slapped the elephant-nosed monster and the roc wildly with her fan.

In the world, one thing descends one thing. The roc bird has a wing of [-] miles, so fast and fierce, but it also lost its position in front of this innate spiritual treasure. When a gust of wind blew by, I felt dizzy, my footing was unstable, and I was fluttering. Yoyo, she didn't know where she was sent to.

Here, the lion spirit and the elephant-nosed monster continued to fight against the Bull Demon King. The red boy looked on eagerly, and shouted: "Two against one, shameless! I'll meet you!"

But a certain woman said: "Children are not afraid of the wind flashing their tongues? How much ability you have, you dare to fight against the enemy. You have to pass the aunt's test first!"

Hong Hai'er was furious, and got into a fight with a certain woman, leaving the Raksha woman dumbfounded, not knowing who to help.Sometimes she helps her husband draw Leng Zi and chop a few swords against a lion spirit, and sometimes helps Hong Boy fan a certain woman, but a certain woman sacrifices the spirit beads to protect her body. There is no use for it.

When Dapeng rushed back panting, the lion spirit and the elephant-nosed monster had already been chopped up by a certain woman and others. Wan Yao each held a piece of bloody meat and was gnawing on it. Dapeng felt heartbroken like twisted, Shouted "Kill me!" and fell into the dust.

There are thousands of monsters chatting and feasting in this room, and under the mediation of Nine-Headed Insect and other monsters, even a proud person like Bull Demon King and a certain woman are considered brothers and sisters, and they are in harmony.A certain woman even touched the red boy's head, lovingly saying: "This boy has a tiger head and a tiger brain, and he looks so good. I can't complain that he can't even forget Guanyin."

The red boy was very embarrassed, and hurriedly walked out, winking with Princess Iron Fan, and said to his mother: "As the saying goes, men don't touch their heads, and women don't touch their feet. This Queen is majestic, but she always likes to touch children's heads." , Could it be that he has his eyes on the baby? Oh, mother, this matter is absolutely wrong, the baby is young, and it needs to be discussed in the long term."

Princess Iron Fan knew that Red Boy was good-looking, and that he was over 500 years old, and how many monsters tried to marry her, so she couldn't help being shocked and said, "Oh, what should I do?"

Hong Haier said seriously: "Originally, the parents are the ones who decide the important matters of marriage. It's just that since Her Majesty the Queen and my father are considered brothers and sisters, if this continues, wouldn't the seniority be messed up?"

Princess Iron Fan, as a mother, naturally felt that her child was cute and loved by everyone. Hearing what Red Boy said, she hurriedly nodded to comfort him, and vowed that she would definitely make decisions for him. The mother and son were discussing when they suddenly heard There was the sound of wooden fish outside, and I saw a young and handsome monk wearing a brocade cassock, leaning on a tin staff with nine rings, holding a purple gold bowl, and leading a white dragon horse, coming straight here, talking while walking : "The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and went to the west to worship Buddha and ask for scriptures. Passing through the expensive land, I wonder if I can have a vegetarian meal?"

When Princess Iron Fan looked intently, she saw that this monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty was really handsome and handsome, so handsome that he couldn't look directly at him.Rakshasa women always pay great attention to courtesy, there is no three-foot child in the Banana Cave, seeing this person let out an "Ah", her face flushed with shame, and she ran away without looking back.

But the red boy jumped out and shouted at the monk: "Who are you? How dare you come here alone?"

The monk smiled, but did not answer.

A certain woman was flirting with the Nine-Headed Insect at the banquet, thinking in her heart that the Nine-Headed Insect's body looks very good, but the monster's body is too terrifying, and it is really a pity that she is incapable of accepting it.In a blink of an eye, he saw the majestic bull demon king and his ugly face, and he complained in his heart that the red boy might not be his breed.When I was thinking about these things, I suddenly saw the Rakshasa woman running in with a red face. Knowing that the situation was different, I led the crowd out to have a look, and saw a monk leading a white dragon horse at the entrance of the ruins of Wuzhuang Temple looked at her with a smile.

——The person riding the white horse is not necessarily a prince, sometimes he may also be Tang Seng.When thinking of this sentence, a certain woman couldn't help shaking her head slightly and sighing.