[Comprehensive] The love story of the scumbag protagonist

A certain woman drove the wind, traveling all the way west, and pressed her body in the Yunzhan Cave of Futu Mountain. At this time, Zhu Bajie was entangled with Miss Gao Cuilan of Gao Laozhuang.

Then she raised her head and saw the Lunar Star quietly revealing her figure in the dark clouds, she pointed at it and said with a smile: "No way, an idiot deserves your attention."

Then a certain woman opened her eyes wide in surprise.Chang'e in the moon actually walked out of the Guanghan Palace, embraced the Jade Rabbit, and appeared in the sky.Behind Chang'e, the Guanghan Palace is like a ferocious beast in the wild, so dark that I don't know how deep it is, and Chang'e stands on the head of the beast, floating like a fairy.

Chang'e should regret stealing the elixir, and Bihai Qingtian is heartbroken every night.But does she really regret it?A certain woman was secretly surprised when she saw Chang'e's proud face.

"Of course I don't regret it. What kind of thing is Houyi? Just a guy who has been entangled with Concubine Mi. I'm worried about you." Chang'e smiled at her coldly, as if no one else was around, "You think you can rashly intervene in this matter?" Is it a chess game? I’m afraid I’ve wasted the power of the lunar star’s moonlight.” Oh, it turned out that she was the one who sent the moon down that night to heal a certain girl’s wounds.

"I thought the old Jade Emperor valued me a lot." A certain woman murmured disappointed, "And I'm going to roll up my sleeves and do a big job for him."

Chang'e gave her a cold look and said, "You dare to ignore Duke Dong's face, which has caused great karma. Do you think the Jade Emperor dares to use you? Do you know that Nandou and Beidou were sent by him?" here?"

A certain woman said: "If I get rid of his confidant's serious troubles, can I win back a city?"

Chang'e laughed arrogantly: "Who do you think is his confidant's biggest trouble? The canopy? The roller blind?"

A certain woman suddenly realized, suddenly enlightened.The strength of her Taiyi Golden Immortal still can't see through Chang'e. It can be seen that this woman who lives alone on the lunar star is no small matter. How dare Marshal Tianpeng use alcohol to make fun of her?Unless, he is undercover.

A certain woman originally planned to kill Zhu Bajie, but she immediately gave up her mind as soon as she thought about it.Chang'e saw that the suggestion was effective, and left satisfied. Before leaving, a certain woman asked stupidly: "Why are you so nice to me?" Chang'e said, "It's just because you are pleasing to the eye."

But a certain woman knows that she can survive in this murderous world only because someone confused the secret.Whether it is the three fairies behind Jinjiaojian or Chang'e in the middle of the moon, although they have good intentions towards her, they still have calculations.

"I plotted against you because I thought highly of you." Chang'e said again, "Oh yes, there is delicious food in the quicksand river, so let me give it to you as a meeting gift."

What Chang'e said was obscure, but a certain woman immediately understood it, and asked in surprise: "Um, what, the curtain has been in the heaven for many years, and I heard that the fairy bone is extraordinary, but no fairy has attacked him?"

Chang'e said disdainfully: "The weaver girl is entangled by that hooligan Cowherd every day, the seven fairies are discredited by Dong Yong, and the decent gods are regarded as jokes, who dares to provoke people of unknown origin?"

A woman said: "Where is the Queen Mother?"

Chang'e's face turned dark suddenly: "Her? All the beautiful men in the world stand in front of her, and she won't take a look at them!" She gritted her teeth and flew away.

A certain woman then came to Liusha River. At this time, Sha Wujing was still a beautiful boy with red lips and white teeth, and Yuan Yang was still there.After relying on her high cultivation, she rudely overturned the food and enjoyed it, but her complexion was as dark as the bottom of a pot.Immortals who have practiced boy kung fu since childhood suddenly lose their Yuan Yang, this is how it looks.

"You... how dare you destroy my foundation!" Sha Wujing scolded through gritted teeth.

"Oh, this kind of you fits the persona." A certain woman said sharply, "Since the Queen Mother of the West has a cold temperament, which is inconsistent with the rumors, in order to prevent you from being called plastic surgery by black fans, I can only reluctantly do it for you. "

Sha Wujing naturally couldn't understand what a certain woman said, so he couldn't help asking: "Hey, what's your name?" But the certain woman had already left in the wind.

"Monster Dare!" He yelled angrily.Then came a woman's indifferent voice in the wind: "One thought is a demon, and one thought is a fairy. In fact, gods and monsters are originally the same thing, aren't they?"

A certain woman kept her promise. When Avalokitesvara in the West gathered a group of protectors to send Tang Monk to the west, a certain woman also gathered all the demons on the westward journey and said to them: "That Tang monk is just a fake. He is neither a tenth generation. Good man, you cannot live forever if you eat his flesh. If you want to live forever, why not come with me to play with Yuanzi in Wuzhuangguan Town?"

As the saying goes, money touches people's hearts.All the monsters are stupid, and they all want to invite their friends and companions. From the bear monster on Heifeng Mountain who can share equal shares with Monkey King to the red boy on Eight Hundred Lihao Mountain, all of them readily agree and are eager to try.Only a few tree-grown monsters on Thorn Ridge were timid and did not dare to go, so a certain woman let them go.

A certain woman's fortune is very good, and it is a coincidence that Zhen Yuanzi is not in the audience.All the monsters came here with a murderous look, and surrounded the Wuzhuang Temple, but the two guard boys of Qingfeng Mingyue were not afraid. Ancestor of the Immortals, you dare to offend? You must first have the ability to enter this Taoist temple!"

The demons were not convinced, so they tried one by one.The Black Wind Mountain Bear Demon, Red Boy, and Nine-Headed Insect are all big monsters with a name and a history, but just approaching the entrance of the Taoist temple, they were bounced back by a powerful force that can't be resisted, and they grinned in pain.

Hearing the cries and howls of a group of ghosts and wolves, a certain woman smiled sinisterly, turned around and took off the dark armor on her body, and then wrapped the six-armed Shenzhou immortal suit with tens of thousands of merits. Enron walked into the Taoist temple.When she saw the defense on the Taoist temple, she knew that it must be an extremely powerful restriction, and no monsters could enter.However, she took off her armor, and even the demon mirror couldn't see anything unusual, so she could enter and exit freely.

The two of Qingfeng Mingyue turned pale with fright, pointed at her and said in panic, "You...you...you...you are a human being, but you're with monsters!"

A certain woman said: "What's wrong with demons? The strong prey on the weak. Demons are less calculating than humans and gods. Although they are fiercer, they are cute and silly. Why discriminate against them?"

On the one hand, he sacrificed the Repentance Palm in the morning, smashed the two boys one by one, and smashed the sky spirit cover. Cheap."

I don't know how many years the ancient temple was opened and the ban was opened, and it collapsed.All the demons swarmed up, smashed the gate of the Taoist temple to pieces, and even shitted and urinated on the ground.

A certain woman frowned, and secretly cursed that she was still uncivilized, and it seemed that there was a long way to go in the future, so a nine-headed worm waved a crescent shovel and shouted: "Don't miss the job!"

The ginseng fruit tree blooms in 3000 years, bears fruit in 3000 years, and matures in 3000 years. However, it is in awe of the five elements. When knocking, it must be knocked down with a gold tool.

A certain woman was afraid that a group of bumpkins would spoil the good things, so she hurriedly ordered them to go on. As expected, all the monsters were unambiguous, and they beat them down with gold utensils, and lined them with silk handkerchiefs.Nine-headed insects and other clever people came over with a huge ginseng fruit, and said to a certain woman, "Grandma, please try something new."

It turns out that there are only thirty ginseng fruit trees, and they are just ripe at this time.All the demons were placed in porcelain, boiled with water, divided and eaten.Hearing that the Nine-Headed Insect is so clever, all the monsters put down the porcelain in their hands and said in unison: "If grandma doesn't eat it, how dare we eat it?"

A certain woman frowned and said, "What grandma? I am the grandma of Xiliang Kingdom, not your grandma! If you want to, you can call me the Queen of Demons, how about it?"

After hearing this, all the demons cheered and said, "What a queen of ten thousand demons!"

The banner of the Wan Yao Queen was erected ostentatiously on the former site of Wuzhuang Temple.Zhen Yuanzi is the ancestor of the earth immortal, the ginseng fruit tree is the innate spiritual root, he has long regarded it as a second soul, even if a certain woman kept the news tightly, he had a sense, his eyes were open, and he hurried away return.

Zhen Yuanzi thought he was a well-known figure, now that he was so shamed and humiliated, he naturally felt inconvenient to make a statement, so he quietly rushed back alone.Facing the black army of monsters, he was not afraid, and used the supreme magic in his sleeves. In an instant, the sky was dark, the wind was blowing, sand and rocks were flying, and all the monsters were rolled into his sleeves.

Only a certain woman took out the Wind Lingzhu in time, and added tens of thousands of merits, and shouted: "Shut up!"

Zhen Yuanzi was well-informed, but at this time he couldn't help saying in surprise: "What is that? I heard that Lingji Bodhisattva has a Wind-fixing Pill, which can break the magic of heaven and earth in my sleeve. Who are you? Those people from Xitian conspired against my Xiantian Lingbao?"

A certain woman snorted and said: "The bumpkin is just ignorant. This is the Feng Lingzhu, the acquired spiritual treasure, the soul of civilization and the power of countless people's hopes and achievements. Wipe it all out, what are you still doing as the ancestor of the earth immortals, just be the boss of the world!"

Zhen Yuanzi's sleeves were fluttering, and he was not annoyed when he heard the words, he said with a smile: "Since the universe in my sleeves can't help you, but do you want to compete with your fists?"

A woman smiled and said: "I see that you are a jade duster, and your punching skills must be common. It's not easy for me to compare your weaknesses with my strengths, lest you become angry and spit blood to death." Yuanzi couldn't laugh or cry.

She thought for a while, and then said: "Since you are good at picking people up, I happen to have something to grab people here too. Would you like to give it a try?"

Zhen Yuanzi thought to himself that he had also seen a lot of things that used to grab people, nothing more than gourds, jade bottles, fairy ropes and so on.He is the ancestor of the Earth Immortal, so the bundle of immortal ropes can't trap him naturally. Treasures such as gourds and jade bottles can only be sucked in if they have to be called by their names.Zhen Yuanzi is so well-informed, tactful and sophisticated, how could he follow such a path?So he smiled and said, "But it's okay to try." It was very graceful.

Then there was a flash of white light, and Zhen Yuanzi was sucked in by something.