[Comprehensive] The love story of the scumbag protagonist

"Lanlan, long time no see." The monk holding the white dragon horse smiled and greeted her.

However, a certain woman showed a sneering expression, "Jin Chanzi, you clearly know that the real Lan Lan was killed by the Star Officer Pleiades long ago. You don't want to take revenge, but what are you doing here?"

Jin Chanzi shook his head, "No, you don't understand. If you put on this heavy armor, you are Lanlan."

His words were obscure, but a certain woman understood.She put on this heavy armor and reported the name of Lan Scorpion to the world, and she wanted to accept Lan Lan's karma.However, now she has just defeated Zhen Yuanzi of the quasi-sage level, and she is full of fighting spirit. If she takes over Lanlan's karma, why should she be afraid?

"Okay, then I will be Lanlan." She said with a disdainful smile.

"Okay, then I am Tang Seng." Jin Chanzi dropped the rein and folded his hands together.

So a certain woman fell into an absurd erotic dream.

In the dream, it seemed that she was still in the Pipa Cave of Dudi Mountain in Xiliang Women's Country.The four Tang Seng, master and apprentice, were crossing the Tongtian River, and they were sailing on the Zimu River. The streets were full of surprise, and they all pointed to Tang Seng and said the race.

However, Her Royal Highness, the newly enthroned Queen of the Xiliang Women's Kingdom, has no knowledge at all. Seeing Tang Seng Fengshen is handsome, and he is also the younger brother of the Tang Dynasty, he moved his mind.The Tang monk and his disciples pretended to be false, which greatly hurt the Queen's face.

Then a certain woman had a strange wind and took Tang Seng away. Tang Seng kept yelling, saying: "My true yang is like a treasure, how can it be as light as your pink skeleton?" Gently pushed it down, and enjoyed it until Tang Seng's face was yellow and his lips were white, showing some signs of poisoning.

A certain woman sighed regretfully: "Why did you get poisoned? I heard that eating Tang Monk's meat would give you immortality, and you plan to cut his meat into tens of thousands of pieces and sell it in packages!"

Tang Seng pointed at a certain woman dyingly and said, "You woman, how dare you act so recklessly that you don't respect..."

A woman put her hips on her hips and said, "I just don't like to follow the script, what's the matter? I can't get used to those stupid goblins the most. They obviously spent a lot of hard work to capture you here. They don't eat and don't use them. They wait until the cooked duck is cooked." flew away..."

Suddenly, there was a burst of flying sand and rocks, and the scene in the dream changed again.

This time, a certain woman turned into a bear monster who stole the cassock in Heifengshan in a daze. Seeing the red light in the Guanyin Temple, she threw the cassock aside and took the Tang monk away in a whirlwind, ordering the little demon to disembowel her I broke my stomach, washed it clean, boiled it in boiling water, and didn't hold any banquets. I just shared it with the little monster in the cave and ate it. Bones, the scripture-learning plan was declared bankrupt...

So the scene changed again, and a certain woman became Mrs. Bones again. When Sun Wukong was going to beg for alms, the big thorn stepped into the circle formed by the golden cudgel, drove away Zhu Bajie, Drifting Monk and others, and overthrew Tang Sanzang on the spot. After using his body, he disemboweled him and bled him. When Sun Wukong came back, he asked him to share it with Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha. Lao Zhuang, Monk Sha returned to the Liusha River...

Then the scene changed again, and a certain woman turned into a red boy again. Without saying a word, she saw Monkey King and his party coming to the Eight Hundred Li Mountain, so she used the real fire of Samadhi to kill Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, Monk Sha, and Tang Sanzang. People are all wrapped in the fire, the white dragon horse sees the disharmony, jumps in the air and reveals the dragon body, wants to save people by raining, but who knows that the white dragon's private rain cannot extinguish the real fire of samadhi, just like adding oil to the fire, the more it burns The more prosperous, Tang Sanzang was burned into a pile of coke in an instant...

In the middle school of Che Chi, a certain woman incarnated as the Great Immortal of Tiger Power, said that she competed with Monkey King in the beheading technique, but gave way, taught Monkey King to chop first, and privately taught the earth to hold his head down, taking advantage of his agitation, with the speed of lightning. With a deceitful gesture, he directly killed Tang Seng who was sitting next to him, and when Monkey King's head grew back, the failure was a foregone conclusion...

I don't know how many similar fights I have experienced. It seems that I have performed all the ninety-nine and 81 difficulties in Journey to the West. A certain woman killed Tang Seng 81 times in a row before she was freed from the dream.

"This is the end of your dream transformation." A certain woman said to Jin Chanzi, "Next, treat me as Lanlan and enjoy your love." Like this time, Jin Chanzi was pushed down.Jin Chanzi struggled desperately, but how could he get away.Then, he lost his Yuanyang and fled back to Lingshan in despair.

"Where did Tang Monk and his apprentice go?" Above the Lingshan treasure hall, the Tathagata Buddha was frowning and listening to the roc crying about his tragic experience.

Jin Chanzi has always been rebellious, with his eyes above the top, but at this time he cried to the Tathagata: "It's all bad for Master Avalokitesvara. I have found three apprentices for the Buddhist scriptures. One is wild and unruly, and the other is jade." The undercover of the emperor, one is the concubine of the Wan Yao Queen. The body you found for the disciple of the Buddha was eaten by three of them, and now there is no scum left. The disciple was angry and went to Wuzhuang Temple to find it. According to the theory of the Wan Yao Queen, she even sacrificed the Dream Transformation Dafa, but she... woo woo, the disciple's Yuanyang is gone."

Guanshiyin Bodhisattva listened to the side, and said angrily: "How can this be reasonable? It is clear that you have not lost your ordinary heart! You dare to blame me, don't you? There is evidence: If it weren't for your own passionate heart, could it be that she could have raped you? If you If you can’t be hard, how will she take your Yuanyang?”

Avalokitesvara's words are full of worldliness.The Tathagata looked at it with the eyes of wisdom, and he saw that Jin Chanzi's brows were dark. It was obvious that he had just lost his Yuanyang, and his Zen mind was unstable. , I also married a wife and had children in the past. If you don’t own it, how can you let go of it?”

Jin Chanzi said yes, but he thought to himself: I didn't even get my Yuanyang for the real Lanlan, but I got it cheaper than this monster who didn't know where it came from.It can be seen that the world is unpredictable...

Avalokitesvara asked: "Since the Wan Yao Queen is so arrogant, why not take her to promote the power of my Buddhism?"

Tathagata shook his head and said, "Not right, not right."

Wuzhuang Guandao, Emperor Donghua was looking at a certain woman with melancholy eyes, and sighed quietly: "Unexpectedly, I haven't seen you for a few years, and your cultivation base is so advanced. The Huangting Inner Scenery Sutra is really amazing." Zhen Yuanzi passed away. Frightened and angry, he came to investigate, but was caught by a certain woman, and only then did he know that the certain woman had reached the quasi-sage realm.

Emperor Donghua said again: "But even a quasi-sage can't be unscrupulous. In the past, Kong Xuan slaughtered Zhunti Taoist, so what? He was chased and killed by the Three Realms, and there was no news of him."

A certain woman's eyes suddenly lit up: "Kong Xuan? You mean that peacock?"

Emperor Donghua nodded and said: "Exactly. Kong Xuan's five-color divine light can wipe out everything in the world, and it is very powerful."

A certain woman thought for a while and said, "Have you ever seen five-color divine light? Dare I ask if it looks like this?"

When Emperor Donghua looked back, he saw a dazzling brilliance occupying his entire field of vision, colorful, like a peacock spreading its tail, he opened his mouth wide in surprise: "It turns out that you are Kong Xuan... the reincarnation of Kong Xuan... ..."

A certain woman jumped up very angrily: "You are Kong Xuan! Your whole family is Kong Xuan!"

At this moment, suddenly there was thunder and lightning in the sky, and heavy rain and hail fell together.In the middle of the thunderstorm, hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals poked their heads out.The leaders are the Tianwang Tota Li, the giant spirit god and the third prince Nezha.

Heavenly King Tota Li yelled loudly: "By the order of the Buddha, I am here to subdue you, a demon girl who knows nothing about heaven and earth!"

Immediately afterwards, stars suddenly shone in the gloomy sky, and 28 constellations appeared one after another, shouting: "By the order of the Jade Emperor, we are here to subdue the witch!"

Then, Lord Huode Xing led the gods of the Fire Department, and Lord Shui De Xing led the gods of the Water Department, who also appeared in the air and shouted: "We are all following the order of the Jade Emperor, and we are here to assist you in capturing you!" !"

A certain woman laughed loudly, threw Emperor Donghua to Fangzhang Island, and lightly chanted the incantation, a dazzling brilliance appeared in front of the gods, colorful, like a peacock spreading its tail.

The gods were as surprised as Emperor Donghua, and cried out: "Ah, so you are Kong Xuan..."

Then the five-color brilliance is brushed up, the pagoda of King Tota Li, the hammer of the giant spirit god, the demon-slaying sword, demon-slaying knife, demon-binding rope, demon-subduing pestle, hydrangea ball, fire wheel and other weapons of the third prince of Nezha, and the fire dragon of the fire department. Fire horses, fire crows, fire rats, muskets and knives, fire bows and rockets and other fire tools were all dusted off.

A certain woman refused to give up, and in a blink of an eye, she saw Shui Bo of the Yellow River holding a white jade bowl and running away with her head in her arms. The certain woman grabbed her and said loudly: "I know you, aren't you the husband of Concubine Mi? Hurry up!" Bring the Hetu Luoshu together!"

When Uncle Huang He was competing with Hou Yi for Concubine Mi, he was shot in one eye by Hou Yi with an arrow, and his eyesight was not good. Yu'er snatched it and poured out all the water in one of the Yellow Rivers.When the river was flooding, a huge tortoise floated to the surface holding Hetu Luoshu, and a certain woman mercilessly grabbed Hetu Luoshu and threw the tortoise into the nearby Tongtian River.

System: A certain woman got Hetu Luoshu.

At this time, Hetu Luoshu and ginseng fruit trees were all in the hands of a certain woman, who then went to the endless space cave to dig up all the belongings of Zhen Yuanzi, and found a book from it.With these magic weapons in hand, one can truly have a foundation and can compete with Heavenly Court and Lingshan.

As a result, the Wan Yao Queen became very powerful. Finally, one day, Guanjiangkou Yang Jian and Yang Xiaosheng couldn't sit still any longer. He led the Six Saints of Meishan, Xiao Tiangou, and his Caotou God to Wuzhuang Temple. come.