[Comprehensive] The love story of the scumbag protagonist

A certain woman smiled at Yang Jian, "Hey, the famous prince is finally here."

Yang Jian's expression changed, "Don't talk nonsense,"

A certain woman smiled and said, "Aren't you the crown prince appointed by the Jade Emperor? Even treasures such as the map of mountains, rivers, and lands have fallen into your hands. From the beginning of Fengshen, you occupy the Qiaozong, and others will naturally have the hard work." Standing up for you, you must not have done the disgraceful thing. Even if you are defeated, the other party must be bullying the small. In Fengshen, this kind of good luck, except for the immortal Yun Zhongzi, who has this kind of luck? As good luck?"

Yang Jian's mind was punctured, his expression changed several times, and he shouted: "You are very sharp-tongued, but what you say is unfounded, you will only know if you have fought!"

A certain woman sneered and said: "You call yourself upright, but how can there be so many gods in the sky that will make you suffer? You can't even throw away a jade bottle of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and a diamond bracelet from Taishang Laojun after he passed the customs. Then I am a little How are you coping, little girl?"

Yang Jian said: "I made an agreement with them a long time ago that they are not allowed to intervene, so I asked them to watch from the sky."

A certain woman shook her head and said, "I'm not at ease."

Yang Jian thought for a while, took out the map of Shanhe Sheji, and pointed with his finger, a turbulent river appeared in the picture, baring its teeth and claws like a giant dragon, as if it was about to burst out of the picture.

"Now let's go to the map of the mountains and rivers and the country together to compete, how do you do?"

A certain woman smiled and said: "Great kindness." Then she and Yang Jian entered the picture together.

In the Nine Heavens, the Jade Emperor suddenly had a sudden whim with his eyes closed, opened his eyes hastily, and shouted, "No! Yang Jian is in trouble!"

A certain woman fights with Yang Jian in the picture of Shanhe Sheji.

In the beginning, when it came to boxing and kicking, a certain woman used four or two strokes of kung fu to fight with Yang Jian.

Then he bet on changes, Yang Jian turned into a crane, and a certain woman bent her bow and set an arrow to shoot the crane and turned into a swimming fish, so the certain woman cast a net and said she wanted to eat grilled fish.

Yang Jian couldn't help but said, "Why don't you change?"

A certain woman said in amazement: "Why haven't I changed? You should know that simply changing into someone else's appearance is a low-level change, and you can do it with j□j Xuangong, but there are obviously many differences between people. , movements, and psychology are completely different, even if you become the Jade Emperor, can you really learn his voice and movements perfectly?"

Yang Jian was appointed as the heir apparent by the Jade Emperor, and he claimed to be a straightforward person, so he answered straightforwardly, "No."

A certain woman asked: "If I can, will I win this game?"

Yang Jian thought in his heart: When Master Yuding Zhenren passed on the art of transformation to me, he once said that this art is a great fortune.

Yang Jian thought about this, nodded and said: "If you can, you will naturally win this game. But I don't believe it."

A certain woman said: "Then when I change, you are not allowed to see it."

Yang Jian said with a disdainful smile: "Who am I, would I steal your magical recipe? If you don't read it, you don't read it."

A certain woman said solemnly: "Just one piece of Mengtianxiang is the limit."

Yang Jian knew that sweet dreams in the mortal world are thin and short.Although he really disliked the things used by this boudoir woman, but he had competed with a certain woman in boxing kung fu before, and knew that this woman was not comparable to ordinary women, so he paid special attention to that Meng Tianxiang, and watched it repeatedly. Seeing that there was nothing strange, he reluctantly nodded.

After a sweet fragrance of a dream, Yang Jian turned around and saw the Jade Emperor sitting upright in front of him, with the amiable appearance of a dignified superior who controls the world.The Jade Emperor opened his mouth and said to him: "Yang Jian, why are you here?" The phoenix's eyes narrowed slightly, and the majesty of the emperor was unmistakable.Even Yang Jian couldn't see any problems when he looked at it with his eyes.

For a moment, Yang Jian couldn't help being in a daze, he didn't know why, he thought that the Jade Emperor was really in front of him, and was about to explain the reason in detail, when he saw the Jade Emperor in front of him suddenly smiled, showing a woman's description, and said: "Yang Jian , are you convinced?" The voice was clear and crisp, it was the voice of a certain woman.

In fact, the trick is very simple.It's nothing more than the superb use of the disguise technique plus 9999 acting skills.Human beings are wonderful creatures. Although they are inherently limited, they evolve little by little and use various means to develop into a better aspect.And the development of civilization to the extreme, the imagination has also reached the extreme, it is the effect of miraculous skills.

Yang Jian settled down, and was about to say something more, when a certain woman said in a bewitching manner, "Do you want to see your mother?"

In a trance, Yang Jian nodded in a strange way.He closed his eyes.After another sweet dream, Yang Jian's mother, Yao Ji, stood in front of Yang Jian with a smile that was not a smile.

"Good boy, you must be very resentful towards your mother." Yao Ji said with a smile in front of her.

Yang Jian couldn't help feeling sad, and burst into tears.This is when his willpower is at its weakest.

Yang Jian, who was half asleep and half awake, was persuaded by Yao Ji to drink a glass of what was said to be fine wine in the world, and then fell into a deep sleep.He didn't know that there was something called a chemical reaction in the world.He checked Meng Tianxiang and the fine wine in the world, but he didn't know that these two things could make him completely unconscious without a sound.

When Yang Jian woke up again, he felt burning pain all over his body. When he lowered his head, he saw the inscription "This is the face of the Queen of Ten Thousand Demons, no one can enjoy it" A line of bloody characters.The arrogant voice of a certain woman even sounded in the air: "I originally wanted to accept your Yuanyang directly, but recently my cultivation has deepened, and there are some signs of indifference, so I can't force it. Don't feel sorry for yourself because of this, it is definitely not your beauty. It's not worth it."

Yang Jian's eyes were shattered, and he raised the three-sided double-edged knife and stabbed at a certain woman, but the certain woman dodged and dodged.The two are chasing after each other in this picture of mountains, rivers and communities, one is laughing wildly, and the other is full of smoke from the seven orifices of anger, it is a special scene.

When the Jade Emperor arrived, he saw a huge map of mountains, rivers, and communities between heaven and earth glowing white light, but the scenery inside could not be seen clearly, so he couldn't help asking the gods watching the battle: "How long has Yang Jian been in?"

The gods replied: "It's been a day and a night."

The Jade Emperor was anxious, so he wanted to order people to go in to investigate, but the gods persuaded him, "This is the sacrifice of Zhenjun Erlang. How dare we go in? Besides, I have low mana, so I can't get in."

The Jade Emperor was helpless and really anxious, so he had no choice but to throw his body and jump into the picture of mountains, rivers and communities.

Seeing this, all the gods nearby covered their mouths and said, "I only think of the Jade Emperor as a successful Taoist, with high morals and high prestige. Unexpectedly, the magic power is also incomparably vast."

"That's right!" Someone agreed, "It doesn't matter how many millions of years he has cultivated! It's just that he can't compare with the Queen Mother."

The Jade Emperor came to the picture of Shanhe Sheji and saw a mountain in front of him, and there was a pavilion on the mountain. In the pavilion, there was a person sitting and breathing heavily, who seemed to be Yang Jian. He hurried over and said, "Yang Jian, why are you here?" Here?"

Yang Jian thought it was a certain woman who had turned into the Jade Emperor again to fool him, so he became angry, let alone answering, and sent his life's magic power to the three-sided double-edged sword, stabbing the Jade Emperor in the heart.How did he know that this was the real Jade Emperor.The Jade Emperor had expected that he would be in trouble, so he came here in a hurry, he didn't guard against him, how could he deserve the sword of his life's magic power.

I saw Yang Jian's knife hit the Jade Emperor's heart, pierced his body to the point of chilling, and stirred inside again, it was really bloody.Yang Jian said bitterly: "Even if I cut you into pieces, it will still be hard to solve the hatred in my heart!"

The Jade Emperor's celestial body was broken, and his life was at stake. He opened his eyes slightly, and said softly, "I am your uncle. Your mother is not dead, but I hid it for a good life. I don't know how happy I am now. You hate me so much?"

Yang Jian was in doubt, and a certain woman appeared from the side, clapping her hands and shouting: "Oh no, Yang Jian, you have committed a great crime! How did you kill the Jade Emperor?"

It was only at this time that Yang Jian understood the truth of the matter. He felt remorse and anger at the same time, and shouted: "Go away, witch!" But suddenly his eyes went dark, and he was wrapped in a book by a certain woman, tied into a rice dumpling, and then wrapped with a scorpion. The tail was stabbed a few times at the vital parts, and Yang Jian's immortal essence disappeared, and he was ashamed.

At this time, the map of mountains, rivers, and land became a thing without an owner, and it fluttered to the ground.A certain woman jumped out of the picture, and when she reached out to pick it up, suddenly, a gust of wind blew, and the picture disappeared with the wind.

A certain woman was furious. She had never been in such a situation since she got the Wind Lingzhu. Seeing this, she shouted loudly, sacrificed eight beads at the same time, and firmly nailed the map of the mountains and rivers in the air, and she could never get out again. .

A certain woman began to use the power of tens of thousands of merits to pull the picture again. When she pulled it, the picture of Shanhe Sheji moved, and when she pulled it again, it returned to its original position.

A certain woman thought for a while, then pointed to the picture of the country of mountains and rivers and said, "Bold! Since it is a picture of the country of mountains and rivers, the country of mountains and rivers should be given priority. With Lei Lingzhu's assistance from both sides, if the mere little map is not here, how long will it be?"

I don't know if her nonsense really played a role, or if the other party gave up the idea of ​​arguing with her somewhere, the map of mountains, rivers and society slowly fell into her hands.

A certain woman was afraid that others would snatch it again, so she sacrificed the picture quickly. The speed of the sacrifice was simply shocking.

In mid-air, there seemed to be a voice "Hey" for a while, and then there was no movement again.

How could a certain woman tolerate others hiding their heads and showing their tails in front of her, and shouted: "Who is sneaking around?"

Then a dignified and beautiful goddess appeared in mid-air and smiled at a certain woman: "Are you the Queen of Ten Thousand Demons?"

A certain woman raised her chest and said proudly: "Exactly. Existence is reasonable. I am the Queen of Ten Thousand Demons! Who are you?"

The dignified and beautiful goddess replied with a slight smile: "I am the Queen Mother of the West. They all say that the Jade Emperor is my husband. So my husband is dead, so I'll come and have a look."