[Comprehensive] The love story of the scumbag protagonist

A certain woman suddenly felt that these goddesses were much more fun than the ones in the legend.

The Queen Mother is like this, Chang'e is like this, they are very peaceful and generous.

"Hey, do you know how people in the secular world think of you?" A certain woman thought for a while and asked suddenly.

The queen mother smiled and said, "I probably know something. The mother of the Yaochi leaned against the window, and the yellow bamboos sang and mourned. Eight horses traveled thirty thousand miles a day, and King Mu didn't come back again. He said that I was empty and lonely in my heart. A woman who can't live."

A certain woman nodded and said, "There are also people talking about Chang'e. Chang'e should regret stealing the elixir, Bihai Qingtian is heartbroken every night. Zi is not a fish, how do you know that fish is not happy? The tone is completely speculative, but the words are vivid. Could it be that there is no aftermath?" Yi, can't Chang'e sleep? There are too many young and beautiful male gods in the sky."

"Who is speaking ill of me?" Suddenly, Chang'e's voice came from a distance.Her fairy cloud was extremely fast, and when the voice came, people also rushed over.

Those gods in heaven and earth, seeing the Jade Emperor and Erlang God falling one after another, couldn't help but have some thoughts, whispered and whispered.At this time, the Queen Mother and Chang'e came one after another, but these gods became quiet.

"The Map of the Mountains and Rivers is not something you can take away." The Queen Mother said to a certain woman, "The Map of the Mountains and Rivers represents supreme rights and glory, but also has supreme responsibilities and obligations. You are a person who advocates freedom. would do such a thing?"

A certain woman said: "I know what you mean. Those who have the map of the mountains and rivers will become the masters of the heavens, and they will manage everything every day. But, how do you know that I won't do such things?"

Chang'e was also surprised and said: "Oh, what would you do? All the gods know that gods are better than gods. Because they occupy the position of gods, they have many responsibilities. When there is drought on the earth, some people will burn incense and worship gods, and couples cannot have children. He also burns incense and worships the gods. The trivial matters in the world are all the duties of the gods. If the corpse is placed on a vegetarian meal, it will be attacked by crowds, and the people of the world will scold the gods for not opening their eyes; if they neglect their duties, it is a serious crime. Because of betting with others, in a fight, he mistakenly changed the time and amount of rain, and he should be executed according to the law, which can be seen."

The queen mother said: "Immortals are not the same. Immortals are free and unrestrained. They can sit quietly and discuss scriptures, or travel and visit friends. The world is so big that you can go there."

A certain woman said: "I thought the same way before. But after meeting you two, I realized that women in this world must have someone to stand out. You have been speculated by people in the world, because although those people have good tongues, they can't move you." Half a hair, so I am indifferent and let it go. But do you know how miserable women are in the world?"

A certain woman pointed her fingers and said in detail: "Originally after Nuwa created humans, women were regarded as honorable because of their role in reproduction. But after the Yanhuang War, they gradually declined. After the Shang Dynasty, Zhou Gong said that men are superior to women. The Spring and Autumn Period contends In the Han Dynasty, Confucianism was the only one, and women's righteousness was widely promoted. During the Song and Yuan Dynasties, Cheng Zhu's Confucianism preserved the principles of nature and eliminated human desires. .Do you all know this?"

The Queen Mother and Chang'e looked at each other, and Chang'e smiled disapprovingly: "The suffering of women in the world is only because some people regard themselves as weak and are content with the status quo; some people are greedy for comfort and pleasure, and get by. Since they can't bear these things, what have we to do?" ?”

A certain woman took out the wind spirit pearl in her hand and said to them: "Do you know what this is? This is the wind, the direction of public opinion. A lie repeated ten thousand times is the truth, and the one who controls the direction of public opinion is often a high-ranking person." A caring person with weight. The wind moves at will. For example, if a little girl is told by everyone in the world that she should be dedicated to men by nature, if she thinks otherwise, she will be treasonous. How many children would call this nonsense How many children will have some doubts after dedication, and then desperately suppress it?"

"Yes," a certain woman said loudly, "I used to be such a child. I grew up under the discrimination of my grandparents and the beatings of my parents. As for now, they say that I am rebellious, or that I am anti-social and anti-human." Anyway, in short, I was very lucky to grow up."

"When I was in elementary school, my grades were better than my brother's, so a group of people said that I studied hard, and said that girls will definitely fail in junior high school. They actually said yes! Then I went to junior high school, and my grades were still very good. , They said that girls must not be able to do it when they reach high school. Then they go to college, graduate school, and work. This kind of similar argument has filled my ears, and it has annoyed me like flies for more than ten years.”

"Now they've finally stopped talking. But I can't help but wonder how she would react if a young child, someone she trusted, said something like that to her? If one person, all told her, Doing that thing will definitely fail, and she trusts these people very much, will she still do it? Or, she reluctantly did it, but her heart is uneasy, will it affect her performance?"

"So, these all-pervasive, ulterior motives, and full of ignorance and prejudice are really annoying things!" A flash of anger suddenly flashed in a certain woman's eyes, and she lightly exerted force, then A cyan wind spirit bead was crushed by her, from then on the air in the world could no longer flow, it was still.

"And this Thunder Spirit Pearl, I don't like it very much either." A certain woman said to the Queen Mother and Chang'e, "For thousands of years, it is common for some people to have three wives and four concubines and enjoy the blessings of equal people. Being scolded as a scumbag after sleeping with a few men? Why? It is a good thing to be strict with yourself and be more lenient than others, but if this kind of thinking continues to be ingrained and you think that men can be forgiven for everything, women I can't tolerate some small mistakes, and it is easy to treat myself too harshly, restrict too much, and accomplish nothing."

"People are allowed to make mistakes. It is just a simple and beautiful wish to be perfect and predict things like gods. In fact, even gods are sometimes deceived. Even if they make mistakes, it is better than turning a blind eye , Sit back and watch the situation worsen. If I am wrong, I am willing to be punished." A certain woman threw the Thunder Lingzhu into the sky as she spoke, and suddenly a thick thunderbolt fell, hitting her Tianling cover, and she But nothing happened, this is due to the strength of Zhunsheng, "But, if I do it right, what should I say?"

Both the Queen Mother and Chang'e have been gods and immortals for many years. Although they are high above the world, they are both smart and thoughtful.

Chang'e sighed, "I said she was Kong Xuan, but you still don't believe me."

The queen mother said: "If all the Kong Xuans in the world are as reasonable as her, things will be easy."

A woman opened her eyes wide and said, "Why do you say I am Kong Xuan? Why do you say things are difficult?"

The Queen Mother and Chang'e looked at each other again, and this time it was the Queen Mother who explained: "All the heretics are Kong Xuan."

"pagan?"

"Paranoid, strong, and uncomfortable with the existing order."

"But what if there is really a problem with the existing order?"

"Then be Kong Xuan."

When the Tathagata Buddha of the Western Paradise came with all the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, the Queen Mother and Chang'e had already led all the gods in the heaven to retreat. "A new Jade Emperor has died. It's very troublesome. I have to find another one." The Queen Mother explained to a certain woman.

It's because he doesn't want to confront Xitian head-on.A certain woman slandered in her heart, but she didn't say anything.She is very clear in her heart that this is a decisive battle between the demon clan and the Western Heaven Buddhism. She can feel that there are constantly monster clans gathering here, and even Monkey King and his five sworn brothers except the Bull Demon King are rushing to fight against each other. Come here.

A big battle, dark and dark.A certain woman's five-color divine light kept rising, swiping down countless treasures from the enemy.

In the midst of fierce fighting, suddenly a wonderful tree staff with seven treasures was handed over from afar, and even the five-color divine light was fixed in mid-air, unable to move.

Seeing this, Monkey King yelled loudly, held the golden cudgel and threw it at the wonderful tree staff with seven treasures.

In the void, a majestic voice came faintly: "Wukong, do you want to kill your master?"

Because of this faint sentence, Sun Wukong, the bright stone monkey, turned into a stone again and could no longer move.

"Is it the quasi-said Taoist? I thought he was killed by his predecessor, Kong Xuan." A certain woman muttered.

Then the situation on the field was repeated, the Western Buddhas were full of energy, but the anti-spectator monsters were retreating steadily.

"It's time." Suddenly, Tathagata said without thinking.

Following his sound, four precious swords, Juexian Sword, Killing Immortal Sword, Immortal Trapping Sword, and Immortal Execution Sword, flew leisurely in the void, and wrestled with the wonderful tree of seven treasures.

Then, the green-haired lion, the six-tusk white elephant, and the golden-haired jerk under the seats of Manjushri, Samantabhadra, and Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly burst out with earth-shattering shouts, throwing the three bodhisattvas down and trampling them into muddy flesh.

The Tathagata showed a smile on his face, bowed three times and kowtowed nine times to Dongfang, and said, "Master, I have never forgotten the kindness of my master. In my heart, I will always be a treasured Taoist under the seat of my master."

The Qibao Miaoshu suddenly dimmed its light, and fell powerlessly from midair.A big battle disappeared without a trace.

"What's going on here?" A certain woman couldn't help asking.

Tathagata glanced at a certain woman puzzledly: "Aren't you responsible for all this? Zhunti Taoist is indeed dead, and the phantom left of his will has turned into Bodhi Master, teaching Monkey King, and plotting to make a comeback. However, because you killed After the death of the Jade Emperor, the heavenly court was in chaos. The queen mother returned the four swords of Zhu Xian to the master, and the master used these four swords to destroy the last trace of Zhunti's mark. As for us, when we were gods in the past, we were all masters. Disciple of the respected sect. Because of the war of interception and elucidation of teachings, he was tricked by Western religions, so he had to devote himself to Buddhism, but he never forgot his roots. Now, it is finally a victory."

A woman wondered, "What about Amitabha?"

Tathagata said: "Naturally, Amitabha Buddha is still in the Posah Pure Land, guarding the twelve-pin lotus platform, and using it as the foundation of the teaching. You come from the future, so you naturally know that this Buddhism has really been established. It is the same as Islam and Christianity. Divide the world. But I stopped teaching and elucidated it, but it was lost in the long river of history. So your task is to re-take the road to heaven and completely smash the conspiracy of the Western religion."

"But what does this have to do with me?" A certain woman said very unhappy.

Tathagata said: "I look at it coldly with great wisdom. You go all the way up the road. There are only two so-called things. One is not to resent that men are superior to women, and the other is not to resent that China has fallen into the hands of barbarians. And my master has always adhered to the principle of teaching without discrimination. , all things are equal, peaceful coexistence, the only way is Great Harmony, do you understand?"

"What's more, your Huangting Inner View Jing, the full name of Shangqing Huang Ting Inner Scene Jing, was written by my master Tongtian Jiaozhu. I, the disciples of Biyou Palace in Jin'ao Island, are all familiar with this book. But you are the only one who has attained the Tao. You are already my disciple, and you dare to say that my teaching of luck has nothing to do with you?"

And the real way to reach the sky is to reverse the Conferred God.That was the first and final battlefield.

Journey to the West World, End.