[Comprehensive] The love story of the scumbag protagonist

Fengshenyanyi is essentially a story of immortals fighting.Mostly it is the calamity of heaven and earth. The human religion and the western religion have their own plans. The twelve golden immortals of the human religion have violated the precept of killing. Will sign the list of gods.The foundation of Western religion is not stable, and urgently needs to be supplemented by disciples, so it is waiting for the opportunity.

But at this time, Yin Shou, the last monarch of the Shang Dynasty, King Zhou of Shang, went to the Nuwa Empress Palace to worship on a whim. During the worship, he also had a different idea of ​​the beautiful and dignified goddess, and mentioned it on the wall of the Nuwa Palace. In the next bare-naked love poem, the last sentence says "retrieve Changle to serve the king", and Empress Nuwa was furious immediately, and she became murderous.

By the time a certain woman descended to the world of conferred gods with the help of the master of Tongtian, Empress Nuwa had already used her demon banner to summon all demons in the world.A certain woman managed to take off the armor of the blue scorpion, but was put on the tail of the five-color light.So together with the demon banners, a certain woman was also recruited, listening to the sage Nuwa empress telling the three demons of the Xuanyuan tomb, how to defeat the luck of the soup, and help the Lord Xiqi rule the world.

A certain woman was falling asleep when she heard that, the Empress Nuwa had already sent away the three monsters in Xuanyuan Tomb, and she said to the certain woman, "Kong Xuan, I am very glad that you can come." Only then did the certain woman realize that she was ready With a holy cultivation base, he can use his skills to resist the power of this demon banner.It's just that she was curious, so she followed.

Empress Nuwa suddenly said sharply: "I remember that you are willing to degenerate, and you are a courtier of Cheng Tang. Did you come here this time to inquire about information for Cheng Tang?" She flipped her hands over and offered the map of Shanhe Sheji, intending to share A certain woman stopped.

However, a certain woman once fought with people for a long time in this map of mountains and rivers, and there is a key point in it, how could she not know.With a finger, the map of mountains, rivers and society is only floating in the air.Nuwa's face changed drastically, and a certain woman took out her five-color divine light again, and confronted Nuwa, because neither of them was sure of victory, so they stopped fighting.

A certain woman said: "You are already a saint, and I am also a quasi-sage. With your status and my status, you are immortal. Even if you fight hand-to-hand, it will only hurt your face and it is not interesting. How about Wendou?" ?”

Nuwa has been sanctified for a long time with the merit of creating human beings, but a certain woman is only at the quasi-sage level, similar to Xuanyuan, Shennong, Fuxi and others, how can she pretend to be immortal?Nuwa cursed cunningly in her heart, but couldn't help asking: "How is Wendou?"

A certain woman said: "You said that Chengtang has 28 years of luck, and Xiqi will be prosperous. Since I receive Chengtang's salary, I will naturally be in his position and seek his government. Why don't you and I play a game?"

Nuwa thought to herself that the change of dynasty was decided by the Three Sages of Xuanyuan Fuxi and Chanjiao Jiejiao. How capable is a little quasi-sage, so she agreed.

Empress Nuwa has been in the holy position for a long time, she is aloof, and she relies on her status, so she naturally regards the emperor's art as a small way. As for other conspiracies and intrigues, she doesn't like her.So when a certain woman happily resorted to all kinds of means to the future, she could only yell at her, slandering her for losing face.

First, Yin Shou, King Zhou of the Shang Dynasty, was bored after seeing the peace of the world, and recalled the beauty and beauty of the Nuwa Empress in the Nuwa Palace, so he became lustful and wanted to admit beautiful women into the palace.As soon as Yin Shou announced his decision on the main hall, a certain woman walked up to the hall with a smile, and said like a pillow, "I heard that the king lacks a beautiful woman to accompany him. I wonder if Kong Xuan would have the honor to serve the king?"

While speaking, she took off the helmet on her face, and her black and dense hair, like a dark cloud, slid down from her shoulders, refracting fine rays of light in the sunlight.

There was a sound of gasping in the hall, because her skin was also extremely delicate.

All I could hear were whispers:

"It turns out that Kong Xuan is actually a woman..."

"There is a woman who recommends herself as a pillow mat. I will meet you today."

When King Zhou saw the beauty of a certain girl, he was delighted, and Shang Rong took the opportunity to stop King Zhou's plan to recruit beautiful women into the palace and waste people's money.King Zhou recently got a beauty, so he didn't take it seriously, agreed on the spot, and happily carried a certain woman back to the palace.

Gong Dou is naturally a move that a certain girl is familiar with.A certain woman was very brave in the harem, and fought against Empress Jiang, Concubine Huang, and Concubine Yang, and gained King Zhou's favor.As soon as Fei Zhong and You Hun mentioned in front of King Zhou that Su Daji, the daughter of Hou Suhu of Jizhou, had lost the country, a certain woman found out that she hurried over and acted coquettishly. Promise that he dare not have second thoughts, so a certain woman let him go.

That night, Fei Zhong and You Hun fell ill and died.Yin Shou just felt puzzled and didn't think about it.

Another day later, Empress Jiang sent someone to question a certain woman, talking about the Three Obediences and Four Virtues, and she was mercilessly taught by a certain woman: "I knew you were the foolish character written by Xu Zhonglin! Women in the Shang Dynasty should be like women. You are so heroic, you are so virtuous and virtuous, you will only be looked down upon by men! If you want to fight for favor, just say it clearly, if you are lonely physically and mentally, I will naturally send the puppet to play with you, always going around in circles like this, is it interesting?"

Empress Jiang was furious and wanted to teach a certain woman a lesson on the spot. She had been in power for a long time, how could she be willing to be taught a lesson by an ignorant woman, but with a light finger, Queen Jiang became dizzy and was helped back to the main palace.

When Yin Shou came to see a certain girl at night, his expression was a bit ugly, and he said irritably that Empress Jiang's father was powerful, and he was afraid that he would not be able to protect the certain woman.A certain woman smiled slightly and said, "You call the Grand Master Wen, I have something to say."

Hearing that the grand master is a man of morality, seeing a certain woman's imposing manner, he knew that she was extraordinary, first he knelt down to pay respects, solemnly, and then asked cautiously: "My lord is condescending and noble, and came to the harem, why did you come?"

A certain woman said to Grand Master Wen: "Cheng Tang is not in good luck, and luck will be exhausted. Do you know?" Grand Master Wen Wen hesitated, and then forced to ask: "You are the one who stopped teaching. Master Tongtian clearly said that catastrophe is coming. If Staying safe in the cave, you can be safe, and those who come down the mountain to provoke troubles have their names on the list of gods, do you really not know, or are you pretending not to know?"

Wen Zhong bowed again and again: "I was born a man of Cheng Tang, and died a ghost of Cheng Tang."

A woman said: "In that case, you need to obey my orders."

So at the request of a certain woman, Wen Zhong was terrified, and accepted a certain woman as his righteous sister. Since then, the harem has opened up the information path, and there is no embarrassment about what a certain woman's government decree refers to.But Empress Jiang, Concubine Yang and others saw that a certain woman's backing was so tough, so they naturally didn't dare to say anything, but wept secretly.

Things in the world do not suffer from scarcity but from inequality.Seeing Yin Shousheng's beauty and sentimentality, a certain woman felt sorry for monopolizing Yin Shousheng's beauty, so she carefully selected beautiful puppet men and sent them to the concubines in the harem, but they were not appreciated.When Yin Shou knew about this, he just cursed inwardly and let a certain woman go.

At this time, Taoist Yun Zhongzi arrived unexpectedly, entered the mahogany sword, and said that there was a demon atmosphere in the palace.Just as she was about to hang the mahogany sword in front of the palace, a certain woman was already full of murderous intent. She turned her back and said to Yun Zhongzi, "You are just a loose fairy with no foundation, and you are not teaching the number of twelve golden immortals. He De How can you dare to show off here!"

Yun Zhongzi said proudly, "It's God's will that Chengtang's fortune withered and Xiqi Holy Lord was born. You are a man of Tao, why should you be obsessed with it?"

The two were discussing Taoism and fighting skills, when suddenly the harem was full of evil spirits, a certain woman's complexion changed drastically, and she rushed to see Yin Shou was having sex with the beauties who were incarnations of the three monsters in the Xuanyuan Tomb.The four of them were naked one. silk. no. hanging on the bed.

Yin Shou jumped up from the bed in a hurry when he saw a certain woman crashing into him. When he opened his mouth to explain, the certain woman had already taken Yun Zhongzi's mahogany sword and beheaded the three monsters of Xuanyuan Grave one by one. She said coldly to Yin Shou: " You open your eyes and look at these, one is a nine-tailed fox, one is a pheasant spirit, and the other is a jade pipa spirit. They are so ugly in their original appearance, do you still think about those things when you see them in their original form?"

Yin Shou shouted with all his strength: "Yes. They are monsters, I know they are here to harm me. But what are you?"

A certain woman said angrily: "You don't care who I am, as long as I know that I won't harm you."

A certain woman is very confident in her emotional skills, and she is sure that Yin Shou only loves herself, but Yin Shou's behavior since then has made her even more irritable.Yin Shou began to worry about gains and losses. Even an old person like Shang Rong, who was secretly discussing state affairs with her, would rush in as if they were catching traitors. Ask them in their faces.

Finally a certain woman couldn't bear it anymore, tied Yin Shou to the bed in her bedroom of Shouxian Palace, found a puppet, pretended to be him, and began to go to court and discuss matters.Lying on the bed, Yin Shou said with his eyes wide open, "Gu is just a puppet king anyway, and now finally there is a new puppet to replace Gu."

A certain woman couldn't help sighing when she saw Yin Shou, who was originally talented and well-versed in both civil and military skills, reduced to this level.However, Cheng Tang's courtiers are too wise, so the king can only rule by doing nothing, and checking and balancing each other is the best way.It's a pity that Yin Shou claims to be smart, but he refuses to stay aloof from the matter, instead he is self-defeating.Only then have there been wine pools, meat forests, and lewd and immoral things.

A certain woman sighed: "If it was a normal day, I would be assured that you would come forward and be the king. But now, there are countless people in the sky and on the earth who plot against you. Although you have a good hand, but don't know how to play it, then you simply look at it." Chess is fine."

Yin Shou smiled wryly, but he was controlled by others, and he had no other way to think about it.

The puppet Yin Shou goes to court to discuss matters every day because of a certain female tune.It was taught properly, but no one saw through it.But Yin Shou, who lives in the bedroom of Shouxian Palace, is getting haggard day by day, probably because he has no power.

How important it is for a certain girl and Nuwa to gamble, she has no time to care about Yin Shou, she is not even in the mood to have fun, she sleeps next to Yin Shou every night, just worried that he will be harmed by someone and ruin her own affairs .

And so a few more years passed.Yu Nei is well-versed in politics and has no faults, but Xiqi still has the idea of ​​rebellion.The slogan they put forward was actually "the emperor's side of the Qing Dynasty", saying that the rooster drives the morning, and they want to do justice for the sky and share the worries of the king.

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