[Comprehensive] The love story of the scumbag protagonist

When the spy's secret report came, a certain woman threw the tea in her hand in a effeminate manner.

"Ordinary people don't have enough to eat, don't wear warm clothes, and they haven't read any books. They will follow whoever has meat to eat. Such people really understand what it means to be a chicken in the morning," a certain woman said loudly.

"When the wind and rain are dark, it's exciting to have a rooster crowing. As for whether it's a hen or not, is it really that important?" A certain woman looked at the courtier who was kneeling on the ground, very dissatisfied.

All the courtiers were obedient, and a certain woman suddenly remembered something, and said to Shang Rong and others, "There is a man named Shen Gongbao under Yuxu's sect in Kunlun Mountain. I have seen it very well. You should invite him anyway."

However, Shang Rongbigan and others really tried their best to invite Shen Gongbao, but she killed him on the pretext that Shen Gongbao was molesting her, and said: "This man is very eloquent, and he pretended to be a Taoist brother to stay behind." The ultimate nirvana, provoking a battle between the teachings and teachings, to fill the gap between the five righteous gods in the 360 ​​Conferred Gods list. Although I bear the humiliation and bear the burden, the ultimate inseparable, but I don't like it. So I killed it."

A few days later, some courtiers gloated and reported that Yuxu's sect was very dissatisfied because the court had killed his disciples, and he was determined to go to Xiqi to fight Cheng Tang to the end.

A certain woman said: "Those who work hard will rule others, and those who work hard will rule others. You have seen me take everything and kill decisively, and now I have finally attracted the enemy to fight back wildly. You think I made a mistake and made a fool of myself, so I granted my wish, right? "

The officials hurriedly confessed their feelings, and a certain woman said with a smile: "You are all loyal ministers of Cheng Tang. What I said just now was just to scare you. In fact, the members of the Yuxu Sect had already had a deep hatred with me, so they If there is no matter of Shen Gongbao, they will not stop. Now that there is trouble, it is an excellent opportunity for you to make contributions!"

All the ministers generously agreed, and someone made a request: "We should open granaries to relieve people's hunger, so that the country will be safe and secure, and the future will be safe."

A certain woman smiled and said: "That's exactly what I meant." So the endless space opened up, and all kinds of rice, grain and vegetables were offered without money.

So the princes from all walks of life were gathered together, and they agreed to take Jizhouhou, Dongbohou and others to lead the army directly to Xiqi.A certain woman went to war in person, threatening to emulate Fu Hao's deeds, her heroic demeanor, everyone who saw it was in awe.He ordered Bigan Shangrong to supervise the country, Wucheng Wang Huang Feihu guarded the Chaoge, and secretly ordered the grand master to fight if he could win, and make peace if he couldn't, to end the Beihai war early and return home.

On the eve of the expedition, a certain father went to the bedroom of Shouxian Palace, loosened Yin Shou's body, and said to him: "Now I am leading the civil and military courtiers to go west, and the court songs are empty. This is a good time for you to study hard to govern the country. Now that Beihai is undecided, Xiqi is rebelling, and most saints have the heart to change the dynasty. This is the autumn of life and death. If your relatives, distant virtuous ministers, and concubines and eunuchs fool around and ruin your foundation, you will have a long life in the future. Next, why rest in peace?"

Yin Shou's face was pale, and after looking at her for a long time, he said, "Are you a human or a demon? With such abilities, why do you hide in the palace? I thought you were a monster sent to destroy my fate." , now it seems that I am confused. Could it be that you are a guardian animal?"

A certain woman couldn't get angry when she heard his nonsense, she pushed him down on the bed, and laughed and scolded: "You are a beast! Will a beast be like me, the king of the previous country? I said that I specialize in collecting real things." Dragon Qi practitioners, do you believe it or not?"

Yin Shou shook his head and said: "I don't believe it. If you come here for the spirit of the real dragon, you can ask for endlessly every day, why bother about state affairs."

A certain woman said with a smile: "I heard that Xiqi Ji Boyi Kao is handsome and handsome, with outstanding piano skills, Ji Fa is both civil and military, and has the aura of a real dragon. I want to go and have a look, how about it?"

Yin Shou's face was pale, and he said: "This is absolutely impossible! Gu Ke dismisses the three thousand from the harem, Gu is the emperor, you have to be single-minded."

A certain woman was afraid that he would go crazy, so she brushed up her emotional skills and promised: "If you handle state affairs well and be a wise emperor, I will allow you."

Yin Shou hurriedly nodded in agreement.He was originally a wise monarch, and since he was a child, he has the power to change the pillars, and his debating skills can even compete with a moral man like Yun Zhongzi. After getting a promise from a certain woman, he went to be his wise monarch wholeheartedly. , until the world is peaceful, like Yao, Shun and Yu, it will be recited for thousands of years.Of course, this also fully illustrates the truth that history is written by the victors.This is a later story, and I will skip it.

It is said that a certain woman ordered Qin Tianjian to choose a good day and auspicious day, and when it was suitable to use troops, she ordered all her troops to go out.A certain woman pretended to be perfunctory, so the army was pulled out.

A certain woman knew very well that she was going against the sky this time, and she was afraid that everyone in the business would be brave and lack luck, so she had to do everything herself. She chose Su Quanzhong, the son of Dong Bohou, and Deng Jiugong, the father of Deng Chanyu, who were super powerful, and told them repeatedly. Don't be too superstitious about personal force, group fighting is the best choice.

He also summoned Deng Chanyu, Chong Heihu, Zheng Lun and others to repeatedly instill in them the spirit of being strong first and then suffering disaster, offering sacrifices to magic weapons early, and running away when things go wrong. , invite all capable people from all over the world to personally go to Biyou Palace on Penglai Island.

A certain female cultivator was more than a notch higher than Taoist Duobao, so she easily met the leader of Tongtian, explained her interests to him, and said, "Brother Dao, please. I have been favored by you in my previous life, and this time I came here specially to eliminate disasters for you."

The leader of Tongtian sect was still ignorant at this time, and didn't understand what it meant, so he asked: "I have proved the Hunyuan Dao fruit, I am immortal, and I also master the way of killing heaven and earth, what is the disaster?"

A certain woman stumbled and sighed: "Someone must have deceived the heavenly secrets, causing Daoist brother to be confused to this point. Daoist brother, please think carefully, you and your two senior brothers are both disciples of the Taoist ancestor. He is in charge of explaining the teachings, and you are in charge of stopping the teachings. Chanjiao is glamorous and noble, conceited, and looks down on plants, trees, birds, and beasts. But under your rule, Jiejiao pursues the Taoism of "There is no distinction between teaching and learning". Ten thousand immortals come to court, and they are very prominent. How can the two of them agree? Just let it go?"

Although Master Tongtian is in charge of the spirit of killing and cutting, he is still immature and honest who has not suffered a great loss from being a god. These principles and interests that mortals can understand with their brains, but saints can't understand them.He still said: "Although that is the case, the three of us are friendly senior brothers. It's just a doomsday for conferring gods, and we definitely don't plan to stop here."

A certain woman said: "Dare you think that you have many disciples, so you don't care about being taken to 360 or five by that blank list of gods? But have you ever thought about it, besides those with deep foundations, there are still disciples who may be killed by the West?" The sect took the opportunity to rob, and some disciples might be ashamed, dead and gone. At that time, what kind of weather would the Biyou Palace where you, the immortals came to pay homage, be? Yes, even if the disciples of your sect with shallow foundation die, you will die. I don’t feel much pity. But what if Taoist Duobao, the Holy Mother of Guiling, the Holy Mother of Jinling, and the Holy Mother of Wudang are all ashes, and they conferred gods and changed their sects? Do you feel distressed?”

The leader of Tongtian said: "You little quasi-sage, dare to speak nonsense here, do you think I can't subdue you?" But his heart became active.

A certain woman said: "You have many disciples, many of them are Cheng Tang's servants, and have always received Cheng Tang's salary. Naturally, they want to be loyal to the country. They sacrificed their lives for the country, and many of their relatives and friends are also members of the Jie Jiao sect. Naturally, you have to avenge them. Just like this, no matter how many people you intercept, you will not escape catastrophe!"

Tongtian Jiaozhu said: "I'm not boasting. I teach Zhongmen people in terms of quantity and cultivation, and they are no worse than Chanjiao. If they fight with others and die, it can only be blamed on their bad luck. "

A certain woman said with a smile: "Bad luck? I think the four major disciples of your sect are capable of fighting a saint for a few rounds. If it is someone else, they will naturally be able to retreat unscathed. But what if the saint comes in person?"

The leader of Tongtian was moved, and he exchanged a look with a certain woman: "Bold! Do you think I don't know the bet between you and Nuwa? I advise you, with the power of one person, you can never reverse the secret!"

The two had a tacit understanding, so a certain woman turned around with satisfaction.

At this time, the vanguard of the Shang army had already arrived in Xiqi, Zhang Guifang and Feng Lin had been victorious day after day, capturing countless generals, and Xiqi's morale had plummeted.

Seeing that those generals were all tied behind the camp, a woman smiled and said, "Cut the grass but not the roots, and the spring breeze will regenerate it. Why don't you show the owl's head to the public and hang it on the gate, so as to destroy his prestige?"

Everyone took orders and hurried away, so a long string of heads was hung on the gate of the business camp. The people of Xiqi were all terrified when they saw it, and hung up the sign of avoiding the battle.

A certain woman smiled at Deng Chanyu and said: "In a few days, there will be a lotus incarnation who is not afraid of Zhang Guifang's technique of calling his name and falling from the horse. Would you like to subdue him with five-color stones?"

Although Deng Chanyu is a girl, she always thinks highly of herself, and she cheered up when she heard the words, "I want to go!"

The next day, Nezha, the lotus incarnation spirit bead, was ordered by Daoist Taiyi to come down Qianyuan Mountain Path to throw Jiang Ziya. He was young and energetic, and asked Jiang Ziya to pick up the exemption card, and then went out of the city to invite the battle.Deng Chanyu clapped her horse up, first sideways to dodge his flaming spear, and then regardless of three, seven or twenty one, the five-colored stone threw out her hands frequently, Nezha was caught off guard, where could she avoid it, and hit her right in the face.

Deng Chanyu was overjoyed, when she wanted to chase her soldiers, a certain woman knew that Deng Chanyu's luck was only to hurt Nezha, so she asked Ming Jin to withdraw the troops and each went back.Xiqi Jiang Ziya turned pale with shock, Nezha was so depressed that he couldn't speak out, so he continued to hang the free card.

A certain woman sent people to scold and fight every day under the city of Xiqi. Her scolding and fighting were ingenious, not to mention anything else, and she named Ji Boyi, the son of Xibohou Jichang, who had both talent and appearance. Clean up Ji Boyi's examination and send it to the nobles to play with.The soldiers of the Shang Dynasty thought it was King Zhou who was so masculine and fell in love with Bo Yikao. Only his confidantes knew that this was a certain woman's bad taste, and they sighed in private.

Fortunately, Ji Chang was very clear about it, knowing that even if Ji Boyi was sent out, it would still be useless, so he ignored it and closed the gate of the city tightly.

At this time, Jiang Ziya, who was at a loss, naturally went to Kunlun Mountain to find rescuers.Since Shen Gongbao had already been killed by a certain woman for doing good deeds, he did not encounter any deception during his trip, and he honestly took over the list of gods. They helped each other, so they went to build the Conferred God Altar with ease.