[Comprehensive] The love story of the scumbag protagonist

A certain woman was about to snatch Jiang Ziya's list of gods, when she suddenly saw the four holy kings of Kowloon Island, Yang Sen, Gao Youqian, and Li Xingba, fleeing by water.

Seeing the ugly and frightening appearance of the Four Sages of Kowloon Island, a certain woman felt displeased, and secretly thought that the Fourth of Lingxiao Temple, who filled the number of 360 five righteous gods on the list of gods, is coming.But he didn't show it on his face, and asked, "Why did you come here?"

The four Taoists all said, "We are the Four Sages of Jiulong Island. We originally cultivated in Jiulong Island. Because King Zhou misses you in his heart and is worried that you will be injured by Zhou soldiers, he begged the Grand Master to invite the four of us to come and cheer."

A certain woman nodded and said, "In that case, let's set up a banquet and serve you."

The four Taoists became more and more joyful. After three rounds of wine and five flavors of dishes during the banquet, they lost their minds. Wang Mo clamored and rushed into Xiqi City, but Yang Sen held a certain woman's hand and said to her privately: "Yin Shou wants me to tell you that he has been cultivating himself these days, studying poetry and books frequently, and has never been close to a woman. I hope you will not disappoint him." A certain woman couldn't help but laugh and nodded in response.

The next day, the four Taoists went out of the camp and saw the opponent's exemption card hanging high, so they came back obediently and said to a certain woman: "The enemy has hung up the exemption card, so it is not easy for us to attack."

A certain woman felt scornful in her heart, and secretly said: So the Four Sages of Jiulong Island are also simple and honest characters, how can they be able to handle the insidiousness and cunning of a teacher?

The Shang army stood still, and after waiting for a few days, Jiang Ziya brought a four-faced elephant from somewhere, and found a strange man named Longxuhu, who could throw stones in his hand, took the exemption card, and led the army out.

Although Wang Mo and the others are honest and pure in heart, they have a few brushes in spells, and they took the life of the dragon beard and tiger without any effort, and the four beasts under their crotch frightened the enemy's horses. , Falling flowers and flowing water, receded one after another.

Wang Mo and others were on the spur of the moment, they were not born in the army, they didn't understand the meaning of Mingjin's retreat, and they didn't know the reason why the poor should not chase after them, so they just chased Jiang Ziya and others fiercely.During the melee, Manjusri Guangfa Tianzun suddenly descended in the Yunxiao Cave of Wulong Mountain, took out the dragon escape stake and tied Wang Mo, and ordered his apprentice Jin Zha to kill him.Li Xingba met Mu Zha, the real apprentice of Puxian in Baihe Cave of Jiugong Mountain, and Mu Zha used the Wu hook sword to take the head of Xiangshang. Yang Sen and Gao Yougan were also beheaded, and the four true spirits went straight to Feng Go to the altar.At this point, the three Xiqi and Nezha brothers are all together.The morale of the Xiqi army was greatly boosted, and they left the camp the next day, thinking they were proud, they came straight to fetch a certain woman, saying that they would destroy the treacherous concubine and eliminate harm for the people.

Seeing the three Nezha brothers rushing forward, a certain woman was not afraid, and laughed loudly: "Well done!" The three generations of disciples of Xugong are no match for you. Where are Zheng Lun and Chen Qi?"

Zheng Lun and Chen Qi bowed and stepped out upon hearing the words.One of these two men suppressed the enemy by humming white qi, and the other captured them with yellow qi.

A woman knew how to make good use of it, and ordered Zheng Lun to capture Jin Zha, and Chen Qi to capture Mu Zha, but she urged the mount herself, pointed at Nezha and shouted: "I have heard for a long time that your marksmanship is superb, and it is the undisclosed legend of Jin Guangdong." , do you dare to fight me for three hundred rounds?"

Nezha didn't see such a woman like a certain woman in his eyes, so he yelled and drew his gun to fight.A certain woman scoffed at his arrogance. When it comes to marksmanship, she first learned the mysteries of ultimate martial arts, and later honed many years of actual combat experience in killing people on the battlefields of the Three Kingdoms. Nezha, who has only learned a few years The fire point spear technique is comparable to the level of the red boy in Journey to the West, how could she put it in her eyes.But the soldiers came to cover up the water and soil, and deliberately teased him to play.

Not long after, the Crow Soldiers and Flying Tiger Soldiers tied up Jin Zha and Mu Zha, and a certain woman pointed at Nezha and smiled and said, "Lingzhu, do you think I don't know your origin? Beside the Tianchi Mountain, I found a bead, saying that it was formed by the birth of immortal energy. It has all the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire, earth, and has great magic. So I plan to divide this bead into five and distribute it to Manjusri, Samantabhadra, and Dieng Five people, Daoist Taiyi and Daoist Huanglong, stopped the disaster. But just after the two elements of gold and wood were separated, the Lingzhu showed signs of collapse, and was congenitally incomplete. As a last resort, he ordered Daoist Taiyi to take Yuxu Palace and reincarnate in Chentangguan Mrs. Yin, Li Jing's wife, was pregnant for three full years, and Fang made up her innate talent and named her Nezha."

Nezha suddenly realized that he wept silently and did not answer.

A certain woman continued: "Li Jing knows your origin. He knew that you were born with hostility, and when you were born ugly, you violated the precept of killing, which would be a great disadvantage to his husband and wife, so he made things difficult for you. To death. Because your master Taiyi Zhenren wanted to use his disciples to ward off disasters, he indulged in every possible way and did not hesitate to protect his shortcomings. One made things difficult and the other connived, because your temperament is different from ordinary people. It is a great misfortune to be forced to kill yourself by your biological parents, so I have always treated you a little bit more. Compassionate heart. If you are willing to join me, I will kill your father and brother for you, gather the five elements for you, how about reshaping the physical body? You should know that although the lotus incarnation is not burdened by soul-like spells, it will hinder you. Practice."

Nezha was not willing to listen, so he shouted loudly and stabbed at him with his gun.A certain woman sighed softly: "The idiot didn't realize it. Since your parents have betrayed you, why should you think about them? People don't do it for themselves."

While talking, he used the five-color divine light, and a dreamlike light covered Nezha's whole body.Although he was the incarnation of a lotus flower and his soul was not complete, he was finally fascinated by the brilliance of the five-color divine light and fell into a deep sleep.

Nezha had a sweet dream in his sleep.

He dreamed that when he was just born, his father Li Jing was standing outside the door of the delivery room, and seeing the midwife coming out with him in his arms, Li Jing took the baby with joy on his face, and kissed his immature face. kiss again;

He dreamed that the weather was hot, and Li Jing took him to the East China Sea to take a bath. He accidentally disturbed the Dragon Palace with the Huntian Ribbon. He is a good father, so this time I will not pursue it." So there is no more trouble in the East China Sea;

He dreamed that his father personally taught him how to practice bow and horse. As soon as he picked up the Qiankun Bow and Zhentian Arrow, Li Jing praised him greatly and said with a smile: "This thing has been handed down since Xuanyuan Huangdi defeated Chiyou, and no one has taken it. I can pick it up. Now my son can pick it up, which shows that he is born brave. But this arrow should not be used lightly, how about we go to the backyard to practice target shooting?" He followed his father happily, and naturally he would not shoot the Skull Mountain and Bone Cave to death. The Biyun Boy of Empress Shiji;

However, Li Jing failed to do all of this.So he was full of hostility, so he was eager to prove himself, so he killed Ao Bing, the third prince of the Dragon Palace, and accidentally shot Biyun boy to death. He was forced to commit suicide by the Dragon King of the Four Seas and his biological parents. He wanted to build Nezha Palace , relying on human incense to reshape the golden body, but his father burned down the palace, forcing him to manifest in the body of a lotus flower.In the Seven Treasures Exquisite Pagoda, he was full of grief, indignation and resentment, and stubbornly refused to admit his mistake, but he was finally burned by the flames with scars and bruises...

As Xiqi's forerunner, the lotus body can help him ignore any soul-like attacks along the way and help Zhou Jun win. However, after the Battle of the Conferred Gods, he with the lotus body will slowly improve his cultivation from now on. Compared with Mu Zha, even Wei Hu and Lei Zhenzi can't compare.

Nezha finally opened his eyes again, and a certain woman was looking at him full of love and pity: "Do you understand? If you want to understand, I will help you kill Jinzha and Muzha, and then help you take Li Jing's hands." The Linglong Pagoda, so that you can gather the five elements and restore the body of the Lingzhu, and your cultivation will grow rapidly in the future, needless to say."

"You have to know that the people in the teachings have plotted against you deeply. The reason why you became the incarnation of the lotus flower is because they need a humanoid weapon of the incarnation of the lotus flower. In their eyes, you have never been a living, flesh-and-blood person." A certain woman continued to speak, with a look of anticipation in her eyes.

Unexpectedly by a certain woman, Nezha shook his head slightly.

"Haven't you figured it out yet?" said a certain woman, "You're just..."

"I think clearly." Nezha, the incarnation of the lotus with a disjointed soul and no blood or flesh, burst into two lines of tears, clear and pure, like beads with broken strings, falling continuously, "What do you mean?" , I have always known. The love of parents and elder brothers is fake, and the master is so protective, so his love is also fake. I am a member of Yuxu Sect, but they have never really treated me as a direct disciple. I used to think If I work hard, they will look at me with admiration. However, a long time ago, I have already thought clearly. But, please don't kill them. Even if you don't kill them in front of my eyes."

——Although everything is false, whether it is Mu Ru's affection, the trust and dependence on Master Taiyi, or the sense of belonging to Kunlun Yuxu's disciples, they are all in this world. He thinks there is something meaningful in life, so he would rather pretend not to know.

A certain woman sighed: "It's a pity. Although I have liked you very much since I was a child and wanted to help you, I will not change any of my plans for you. So, you should go to sleep. This is good for everyone .”

Nezha continued to sleep drowsily in the five-color light.A certain woman stripped Jin Zha and Mu Zha from their primordial spirits, and gently threw Jin Xing and Mu Xing together into the five-color divine light.

When Jiang Ziya heard the news that all three Nezha brothers had fallen, he was shocked and confused.At this time, the Conferred God Stage was completed, relying on Taoism, he kept worshiping in all directions, and after three full days of strong winds, heavy snow fell, deep and dense, graceful and unrestrained.

Amidst the snowflakes flying all over the sky, a certain woman stood outside the gate in a bad mood, wearing a thick white fox fur.She opened her mouth with no expression, and sang an ending song that she has kept in her heart: "May my life be transformed into that lotus flower, and all fame and wealth will be left behind. Let the world spread the praises of the gods, and our generation only needs to monopolize the world."

——A few years ago, a simple and ignorant little girl followed a classical mythological TV series every day; Oh, after reading it, she has been short-sighted since then; throughout the whole semester, she never forgot to discuss this TV series with others, comment on the strength of various characters, and comment on the beauties and handsome men in the play; Without warning, he opened his mouth and said to the people next to him: "May life turn into that lotus flower. This lyrics is about Nezha, do you know?"

However, everything has passed, being in the game, and being outside the game.Not a saint, an accomplished saint.