The red ghost is my child bride?

There are no spells that can deal with self-learning English. To be precise, no one has been able to research the spells of language mastery, and the spells of memory are also pitifully few and have various tragic attribute effects. Liu Ye's hope for Maodandan is still Couldn't make it.Think about it too, if there is such a heaven-defying technology, why would so many valuable experiences be lost, causing human beings to keep repeating the same mistakes and keep falling in the same place?

"Then do foreigners have to go to the underworld to reincarnate? Do the people in the underworld also speak bird language?" Liu Ye was wondering whether he should go to a foreigner to catch up on bird language, and suddenly thought about how foreign wandering souls should be reincarnated.At that time, the attributes of heaven hadn’t been widely spread in the small county. Liu Ye was not interested in literary novels (he looked dazzled), and no one had recommended comics to him. Therefore, for some legends outside The system is completely ignorant.

No matter the underworld, hell or heaven, they are just another name, just like the Lord of the Underworld was not originally called the Lord of the Underworld. If we really want to discuss it, the Underworld should be called the Nether Realm, and the Lord of the Underworld should also be called You Wang.Reincarnation, in fact, there is no distinction between east and west, everyone is the same, enter the passage of the underworld in every corner of the world, and then enter the reincarnation according to the schedule of a judge in a certain direction.Unless you go through a special channel, once you enter the realm of reincarnation, it will be randomly released, and those with complete intelligence and sufficient quality will be human beings, and those with soul fragments or defects that are too severe will be sent to other living beings.

The essence of the soul is the same for everyone, and what is used to communicate is not language, but the essence of ideas.The action of opening the mouth to speak can be completely omitted, it is just a habit left over from life, and this behavior naturally occurs.As the life conceived by the essence of heaven and earth, the beasts present the essence of the soul, so they can sense the transmission of ideas from other creatures without hindrance, as long as they do not open the enchantment, even if they are covered With closed ears, you can listen to other creatures without stress.

To explain it with a specific example, if a ghost of a foreigner appears in the hospital now, he can talk to all ghosts unimpeded.But this kind of conversation, in the ears of Liu Ye who is still a living person, turned into a series of birdsong.Perhaps, this can be summed up with a scientific theory, that is, the frequencies are not on the same line.

Liu Ye was stunned by the current situation of the underworld again, so he kept two conclusions firmly in mind: first, the beasts can only hear the voices of living creatures, and they are not proficient in the languages ​​of other races, so even if they can understand what foreigners are saying What, I don't know how to do the test paper!Second, if Li Xiaoming is reincarnated in his next life, he might be able to become a foreigner, and then marry a C countryman who was a foreigner in his previous life!

After learning that he might have been a foreigner in his previous life, and after he told the news about Niaoyu, Liu Ye was in a bad mood!The deeply shocked Liu Ye needed to be healed, so he immediately abandoned Li Xiaoming, who was also gnawing on textbooks, and took the red ghost and other non-human creatures to Baigu Mountain for a picnic!Thanks to Sun Fuquan, who is conscientious and responsible, for collecting a bunch of fresh ingredients every day for backup at home!

The friends came here in complete order this time, and after the five ghosts worked hard for a while, they cleared out a barren land on the top of the mountain, covered with a layer of black gravel, as a place for barbecues.The gravel is exactly the sealing stone that Liu Ye picked up from Maoqiu Erdai's body. The sealing stone can block the penetration of any external force. This is the most important condition for Maoqiuqiu and Erdai to become ovens.None of you present have the hobby of setting fire to mountains, and the unicorn fire is not something other people can control.

Fuqiuqiu can't control the fire coming out of his body, but he can still control the temperature well. Otherwise, as soon as it appears, it will dry up pieces of animals and plants, and Hades will jump out and beat it at the first time!Huahua was bouncing on top of Liu Ye's head and directing the five little coolies who had brushed up their culinary skills. All kinds of excessive food demands kept coming, making the little coolies miserable.

Liu Ye was kept shaking his head by Huahua's bouncing around, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped Huahua into the tree trunk, only then was he able to catch his breath.Well, the main thing is that Liu Ye has to observe and record the process of his wife roasting meat for him. Even if his own wife is sprinkled with salt, she has an outstanding temperament!This is the first time the red ghost cooks, and he didn't touch the ingredients with his hands or other tools during the whole process. With the precise control of ghost aura and the enchantment technique, he is grilling the steak. This scene can definitely refresh the use of ghost aura in the underworld. Record.

Liu Ye happily ate the love lunch that the red ghost baked for him. After eating a small piece, he gnawed on the red ghost's face. Seeing that the red ghost's face was covered with oil marks, he took the small handkerchief prepared by Dabao and wiped it clean. Then continue to nibble and kiss.But the red ghost enjoyed all Liu Ye's little pranks, and sometimes even kissed Liu Ye's little mouth, and then rubbed the oil stains on Liu Ye's face.

"Qi Dahong, have you read the Women's Virtue Classic? In broad daylight, or in the wild, you are... just so shameless!" After finally climbing out of the tree trunk, Huahua failed to eat the meat in the first place. Immediately transferred his anger to the red ghost, while accusing angrily, he rushed into the group of non-human creatures to snatch rations while roaring.

Although Mao Qiuqiu and Er Dai are considering part-time jobs, they win because they have big heads and big mouths. No matter what is on the plate, they will swallow it first, and directly divide half of the finished barbecue.The boa constrictor belongs to the disadvantaged group. As a persistent carnivore, it is also long enough. It uses its tail to descend from the air, rolls up a piece of meat, hides aside, and chews slowly. This is living with Liu Ye. Finally, the boa constrictor develops the habit.

For the remaining one-third, a part must be donated to Liu Ye. The difference between the six ghosts is definitely not enough!Huahua's hands are hard to beat with ten palms, and protecting food with her body is not very effective, and she can't beat the cooks with her hands. In the end, she used the saliva tactics to snatch a plate of food.

Liu Ye looked at the happy scene in front of him, and his mood also became happy. Seeing Huahua so pitiful, he also waved his arms, rushed into the snatching team, and started playing with his friends.The time of joy is always short. Although Liu Ye wanted to use his time every day, it was still time for the final exam.

On this day, Liu Ye got up early. In order to cheer himself up, he ate a breakfast twice as much as usual, patted his belly that was about to burst, and decided to go to the school's examination room to die heroically. "Daddy, didn't you say you wanted to give me a secret weapon?" At the door of the classroom, the sound of the exam bell reminded me so much. Liu Ye took out the pencil case from his schoolbag and asked the red ghost curiously.After not being in public for a long time, Liu Ye suddenly called his wife's father, Liu Ye was very shy, and his voice became soft unconsciously.

The red ghost kissed Liu Ye deeply on the forehead, and suddenly took out a dice carved from a sealed stone in his hand. Each side of the dice was engraved with letters, one for each ab and two for cd. Let Liu Ye roll the dice when he saw the brackets, and then follow the Copying the letters on the dice took no brains at all.Liu Ye took the dice solemnly, nodded repeatedly, and entered the examination room under Sun Xiaofang's strange gaze.If it weren't for Sun Xiaofang's urging, Liu Ye would definitely smear Hong Gui's face with saliva to express his excitement!

With the magic of dice, Liu Ye automatically blocked all English words, searched for all the parentheses on the entire paper, and then started the dice rolling project for the blessing of heaven and earth.In the junior high school English test, the proportion of multiple choice questions accounted for about 70.00% of the entire test paper. As the owner of the cubs of the beast, Liu Ye, the addition of such mysterious things as luck is incalculable. You must know that Li Xiaoming and Mao Dandan In the past month, the injury has healed seven to eight times, and it was only because of the only time when Liu Ye took his pet to see them showing the body of a divine beast.

In short, Liu Ye rolled the dice with one accuracy, with a perfect score of 10. He finally passed [-] in the exam, which directly fell through everyone's glasses. The crowd watched the whole process, and the passing teachers almost dropped their jaws in shock.English is the last exam, and it took Liu Ye less than [-] minutes to fill the brackets. After obtaining Sun Xiaofang's consent, he left the exam room under the envious eyes of his classmates.

The so-called how can you see the rainbow without going through the wind and rain!After finishing the exam, Liu Ye felt a lot of pride in his heart, and decided to go to the hospital to cheer up Li Xiaoming, who was about to be discharged from the hospital and also needed to take the final exam. By the way, he lent him the sharp weapon of the exam—the dice!

When Liu Ye pushed away from the ward, Li Xiaoming was leaning on the hospital bed, and the strong man Maodandan was resting his head on Li Xiaoming's chest in a 'little bird' manner, pointing with his big hand to a sheet full of The English test paper of the vocabulary is explained to Li Xiaoming.When Liu Ye took the exam just now, Huahua was still dealing with official business, and they didn't meet up until Liu Ye went to the hospital.

Liu Ye was about to praise that Maodandan deserved to be an almighty celestial master, and could speak Niaoyu so fluently, when Huahua yelled and rushed to Li Xiaoming, grabbing the test paper.Then, there was only debris flying around the room... The test paper was borrowed by Li Daming from the teacher of No. [-] Middle School in the city. Important test points! ! !Li Xiaoming collapsed on the spot, almost crying bitterly!He betrayed so many hues, all he wanted was to pass the exam, to be able to enter the next semester smoothly, without having to repeat a grade, all ruined...

"Ahem! I couldn't hold it back for a while, I thought that idiot priest came to hand out leaflets again... Haha!" When Huahua sensed that the hand felt wrong, there was still a small triangle not big enough for his palm left on the test paper. The dregs were stuffed into Li Xiaoming's hands, and without sincerity, he started what he would do every time he came to the hospital-eating fruit.

Liu Ye couldn't help but rejoice that Hua Hua went to work today, otherwise the test paper he wrote so hard would be turned into crumbs, and he must be more broken than Li Xiaoming!Poor Li Xiaoming!But it doesn't matter, he can still lend Li Xiaoming dice!