The red ghost is my child bride?

I thought that after the final exam, the two and a half months of summer vacation would allow me to go out and play with the red ghosts!Of course, the distance is not enough to cross provinces. This is because Liu Ye's special physique is considered. Before arranging the route, the Red Ghost will first plan the emergency response to the accident, and will not travel without full confidence.As a result, the farthest place Liu Ye has been to in recent years is only the edge of Lin County and the urban area!

Liu Ye fantasizes about going to the amusement park in the city with the red ghost this summer, and playing those roller coasters and pirate ships that are rated as very exciting.When the 12th birthday next year, the uncle and the silly father are home, he can lead them to the amusement park to have fun!

In the small county where Liu Ye was born, from birth to adulthood, no matter how difficult the life is, the parents will hold three banquets for the child: hundred-day wine, one-year-old wine and ten-year-old wine.The hundred-day wine and the one-year-old wine are used to borrow the popularity and blessings of relatives and friends, wishing their children to grow up healthily, and the most direct effect is to exorcise evil spirits; while the ten-year-old wine is similar to thanking God for allowing children to take root. A thanksgiving feast.Of course, in modern society, many traditions have already been tampered with in their ways and original intentions.

As the adopted son of "Lord Snake Fairy", Liu Ye naturally has to think about everything and follow the ancient system, only then can he respect the Lord Snake Fairy!So, two years ago, the retired old village chief found out from an ancient book passed down by the Liu family that it turned out that ten-year-old wine is also particular!In ancient times, people believed that when a child reaches the age of seven or eight, the wisdom eye in the soul will start to close, and it will completely close at the age of ten.Without wisdom eyes, children will no longer easily provoke those evil things, so they need to give a big feast to thank heaven and earth.

Of course, this is relative to those normal children!People like Liu Ye who are favored by evil gods or ghosts and gods, and some who have worshiped Bodhisattvas as godly relatives, they must never entertain guests at the age of ten.Once thanks to heaven and earth, the eyes of wisdom are completely closed, then the connection with ghosts, gods, and bodhisattvas will be broken, and in the future, you can only ask for blessings... According to ancient teachings, Liu Ye should perform a coming-of-age ceremony at the age of 12, burning incense and thanking the snake fairy for his blessing After that, a big banquet will be held.At this time, I have passed the age of praying to God to close my eyes, and I have grown up under the blessing of Lord Snake Fairy. The banquet has added popularity to Liu Ye. After that, Liu Ye will not have any bad things if he wants to return to his parents or other things. Influence.

There is still some merit in these statements, such as the recognition of wisdom eyes.As infants have just come out of reincarnation, their souls are very pure after cleansing and have not yet been completely protected by the body. A hundred days is a critical point for the soul to be completely enveloped by the body.Therefore, before a hundred days, everything that belonged to the biological category could be reflected in their eyes.As for the eyes of wisdom mentioned after a hundred days, most of them mean that children will not be confused by those procedural or harmful ghosts, and they can even see the existence of ghosts under special circumstances.

The topic is a bit far away, anyway, Liu Ye is very much looking forward to next year's birthday, and he can't wait to turn over the calendar at once!However, Liu Ye's fantasy is destined to be shattered!Here Liu Ye has not yet planned which day to go out, which friends he should bring with him, and Maodandan, who was just discharged from the hospital over there, led the Mao family to ask for help.

Ahem, Mao Dandan could actually be discharged from the hospital early in the morning, but in order to be able to share the same room with Li Xiaoming, he has been delayed until he was discharged from the hospital. Get up in that romantic ward.The troubles of the Mao family this time can only be blamed on the sudden warmer weather.At this time, the concept of global warming was still brewing, and no one was aware of it. The suddenly hot weather in the capital at the end of June was really not within the scope of the Mao family's consideration.

It's just strange, the big-name spirit beast of the Mao family loves to play big-name games. In order to highlight its feline arrogance and physiological habits from the snow-capped mountains, it likes to sleep in aestivation!That's right, as a snow leopard born on a pure snow mountain, does it still hibernate like these low-level prey?It was the greatest insult to her character!Therefore, when the temperature suddenly soared to 32 degrees, the noble snow leopard went on strike and went to sleep.

There is a reason for the snow leopard to strike unscrupulously in the Mao family. Although the snow leopard bears the title of the spirit beast of the Mao family, it was Mao Qianqiu who 'rented' (robbed indefinitely) from a friend to support his descendants .The owner of Snow Leopard is called a monk, and he is engaged in the profession of celestial master. Later, he was called a monk, but because he was called by a ghost messenger, in order to solve the situation of demons dancing around, he went to a certain country in the west to borrow people.

In order to borrow more people, the monk had to agree to the abbot of a certain country. First, he shaved his head to show his sincerity. After stabilizing the situation, he led a group of foreign monks to build a temple there and spread the message.From then on, even though he was a celestial master, he was always called a monk. In order to prove his status as a celestial master, the monk went to the Qilian Mountains to find the spiritual pet of Snow Leopard.However, the result was far from what he expected... I believe everyone should have guessed the identity of the monk. The monk is the prototype of Xuanzang. Maodandan, who had just fallen in love with Journey to the West, almost cried when he heard it Not falling, it is a model of destroying the Three Views!

The Mao family's trip is an international cooperation project. As a representative of country c, they must not embarrass the government, otherwise his iron-clad logistics relationship will face a severe test.Maoqin had a bitter face, but the project location was in the capital, and it was still outdoors. No one could change the snow leopard's temperament of going dormant at 30 degrees, so Maodandan could only ask Liu Ye for help.

Of course, Maoqin only set his mind on the majestic, domineering, cute and cute python; it’s good to look at the beast from a distance, but he didn’t dare to think about it, if he was accidentally rejected by the beast, his luck would be extremely high Falling down, his orthopedics can't bear it!The news that Liu Ye raised two divine beasts was passed back to the Mao family on the first day, and the Mao family told the guests in a very open manner. Until now, no one has come to trouble Liu Ye. The most intuitive reason is that the divine beasts Unless this kind of creature hits you, don't take it lightly!

Regarding the mythical beasts, the first descriptions of various schools and factions are not praises, but warnings to future generations, never to provoke this kind of creature.The second generation of the Mao family used to beg for a pinch of fluff to make a talisman brush, but they were unlucky for three years. They would see red every day, and even if they lay motionless at home, they would fall off the bed Fractures; drinking water stuffed between the teeth and so on are pediatrics that you see every day... It's not like there were some people who were fascinated by the benefits of the beasts before, and wanted to use other methods to subdue the beasts, or get some precious materials from the beasts ; Those with advanced morality just started, died unexpectedly or got involved in other incidents and were severely repaired, and those who were not skilled enough were likely to die before they got close.

There may be elements of exaggeration in this, but there are also many bloody facts. As the most current-minded Mao family, they are satisfied if they can borrow a python, and they don't even think about borrowing ghost servants or ghost messengers... It's just one of the tentative people to ask for help. The Mao family still has n backup plans. If they can get help from the caring little Liu Ye, it will definitely save time and effort compared to the backup plan.

Liu Ye heard Maodandan's various complaints about the snow leopard, and thought that the capital city seemed to be more interesting than the playground in the city. His eyes rolled around, and then his eyes lit up, and he looked at the red ghost eagerly.The Red Ghost frowned slightly, and was about to ask Mao Dandan to take the python away quickly, and then promised Liu Ye that he would stop thinking about going far away, Liu Ye hugged the Red Ghost's waist, and tiptoed up climb.

"Daddy! The boa constrictor is afraid that it will be dumb for life. It will definitely be bullied. Let's go with it, shall we?" Liu Ye was hugged indulgently by the red ghost, and he put his arms around the red ghost's neck, and began to rub his face affectionately.The boa constrictor is also part of the family, so of course the whole family needs to go on a trip!

"Yezi, we promised the ghost mother-in-law to help her..." The red ghost said the reason he had prepared, but Liu Ye was so surprised that he couldn't speak in the middle of the sentence.

Just being coquettish and such a lame reason, it is very difficult for Hong Gui to compromise on this principle, but when Liu Ye took off the ring around his neck and put it on with Hong Gui's finger, he said with a smile on his face: "Daughter-in-law, let's go on honeymoon!"

The red ghost finally put on Liu Ye's most precious ring. The surprise in his heart seemed to be like a stormy sea. In order not to lose his composure, he didn't even dare to open his mouth. He could only stare at Liu Ye and nod. It's meant to be destroyed, isn't it?Besides, as long as you bring Huahua with you, you can attract the Little Hades at any time, so you don't have to worry about the seal at all!

Liu Ye bit Hong Gui's lips hard, then turned around and gave Maodandan a look of embarrassment.As the saying goes, do it when it's time to do it, and exchange a ring for a honeymoon trip, Liu Ye said that it is not a loss at all!At the wedding, as long as you create a dress full of gold silk for your daughter-in-law, it will be full of heart!

Mao Dandan was impressed by Liu Ye's toothlessness. In fact, he invited Liu Ye to visit the capital yesterday when the Red Ghost left halfway (in order to be able to see Li Xiaoming anytime, anywhere), and gave Liu Ye some advice.Unexpectedly, Liu Ye not only failed to use his move, but also won it with one move!He is worthy of being called an expert by grandpa!

Liu Ye received Maodandan's adoring gaze, and shook his head triumphantly, deciding whether to go to the snack street first, or to meet the famous Monkey Sun—oh, no, it should be the snow leopard!Aestivation is a good thing, maybe he should learn it too, but... why did Maodandan and the others leave, and they haven't said when they will leave!Also, daughter-in-law, we just got up and came out of the bedroom, why are we going to bed again?