The red ghost is my child bride?

Liu Ye had a delicious breakfast, thinking that he must work hard today, and fill up the last few pages of the workbook, so that Mao Dandan can teach him to start drawing the entire spell!If Maodandan heard Liu Ye's heartfelt voice, he would definitely vomit blood, but with the tadpole-shaped font, would it really work if he barely drew a talisman?What he said at that time was only used to cheer up Liu Ye, who made Liu Ye his object of curry favor!

Liu Ye took Hong Gui, swung his arms, and leisurely walked out of the front yard of his house. As soon as he went up the hill, he saw a heavyweight oncoming.しHeavyweight named Sun Xiaofang, who is very different from Xiaofang in the village in the song, although they both have braids, but one is the dream lover in people's hearts, and the other is a tonnage girl weighing up to [-] kilograms The famous teacher of the people.

Sun Xiaofang is in her early thirties, less than 1.6 meters tall, and seriously overweight. She is currently married and has children. She should be considered a great beauty in Tang Dynasty. She has a gentle personality and kindness. She is a rare model teacher these days.In such a small county, the total number of primary and secondary schools does not exceed one slap, and the number of teachers can only be said to be barely enough. Before the high-pressure policy came, the school was not picky at all.

The so-called strict teachers produce high-quality apprentices. In this day and age, where teachers don't physically punish students to show their deep love?Liu Ye heard some wandering souls in the village who like to squat in the corner discuss this topic. The teacher's various corporal punishments on students are endless, and the most bizarre one belongs to the rural elementary school in the village next door.It is said that running on the playground and standing on the podium without any real harm can see a large group every day; in order to make the students obedient, a teacher came up with a big trick of using acupuncture in addition to beating the students with textbooks.But no, in ancient times there were some traditions of hanging beams and stabbing buttocks. She used embroidery needles to let students learn the spirit of the ancients in some places that would not be observed by parents.

For those children in the neighboring village who failed to go to school in the town, Teacher Tan's face turned pale one by one. He was threatened and dared not complain to his parents. Even if he told the parents, he would be punished next time with a more serious punishment.According to a wandering soul who likes to see the number of pinholes on the soles of human feet, it has only been less than half a year, and it has already broken through a thousand.

As a model teacher, Sun Xiaofang is most famous for that she never punishes students corporal punishment, nor scolds students with insulting language. Even if it is a teacher's nature to prefer excellent students, she will not treat poor students differently , and will not force the parents of poor students to give gifts, or ask for supplementary lessons in disguised charges.

All of this is of course related to Sun Xiaofang's weight and personality. Sun Xiaofang doesn't have the ambition to be a teacher at a certain level. She just wants to be a respected teacher safely and just complete her job.No, the deadline will be over in a blink of an eye. Liu Ye's parents, who were on leave for a month in class, can't be contacted. The final exam must be taken. Considering Liu Ye's age and grades, Sun Xiaofang decided to visit his home and ask if he should give Liu Ye Take a break from school and continue to the first year of junior high school next year.

"Teacher Sun?" Liu Ye called out uncertainly. This was a bit different from the Sun Xiaofang he remembered—before he asked for leave, Sun Xiaofang was at least a circle larger than he is now.

Sun Xiaofang, who suffered from triple high at a young age, has not only been forced to participate in sports this month, but also visited the students in the class. The fat on her body has shrunk a little, and she is wearing dark clothes today, so look The visual effect caused by going up is quite shocking, even though she has lost less than [-] catties, she is still short and chubby.

"Hey, the leaves are good!" Sun Xiaofang stood still on the hillside in some embarrassment (too much inertia), wiped off the sweat on his forehead with a towel, greeted Liu Ye with a smile, and then started to talk about business, "Hello, I'm Sun Xiaofang, Liu Ye's class teacher, and I'm here for a home visit today, are you Liu Ye's father, Liu Aiguo?"

The red ghost assumed the identity of Liu Aiguo without hesitation, and led Sun Xiaofang back to the ancestral house.As Liu Ye is a scumbag with a strange personality, a low sense of existence, and often absent, Sun Xiaofang really can't find anything to praise. First, he said dryly that the kid is very good, and then turned to the topic of the final exam.

There is no scumbag who is not afraid of exams!Although Liu Ye never seeks to make progress, his grades are always low-level, and he feels that as long as he passes, he will be very satisfied. However, every time he is ashamed to take the test paper home for his parents to sign, the subtle shame in this comparison is probably only Liu Ye You can experience it yourself.

"It doesn't matter if your grades are good or bad. Ye Zi will not be short of money in the future, as long as he plays well in school. Isn't it all right now that he just needs to take the exam? I remember that the school doesn't have strict grade requirements." Hong Gui refused Sun Xiaofang indifferently. proposal.

It was the first time for Sun Xiaofang to meet such a parent, she was stunned for a moment and didn't know what to say, but after thinking about it, it is true that there is no requirement to pass the graduation exam to be issued a certificate.If you think about it, studying well is for your future work, and working well is for supporting your family and living a good life. Now that you have money, how important is it to study well?The student's family is so privileged that as a teacher, he has nothing to say! "Well, you have to endure hardships to become a master... Hehe..." Sun Xiaofang met the questioning eyes of the Shanghong ghost, and finally stopped talking, and smiled awkwardly.

Teacher Sun Xiaofang, whose outlook on life had been refreshed, bid farewell to Liu Ye and left Liujia Village in such an embarrassing manner, leaving behind a melancholy Liu Ye who looked pitifully at the red ghost. "Daughter-in-law, the exam is three days away!" Liu Ye sighed after being kissed several times by the red ghost.

"Well, just go to the examination room and fill in your name, and bring these two groups there." The red ghost pinched Liu Ye's little face, and pointed at the cubs who were biting each other's ears. "When you're bored, just tease them. If Ye Zi doesn't want to go It doesn't matter about the examination room, let Huahua go for you."

This kind of indulgent education brightened Liu Ye's eyes, but quickly dimmed them.Doing your own things by yourself is the fundamental principle of being a human being. Liu Ye shook his head helplessly, then shrunk himself into a ball and nestled into the arms of the red ghost.

Although Liu Ye is always naturally dull in certain things, but because of the role of the judge's pen, Liu Ye has been smarter than ordinary people since he was a child. Can't concentrate.Chinese and Mathematics I have studied these two subjects for six years, so I have a basic foundation. I have to rely on my memory to turn over the books before the exam. It is estimated that there will be no problem in reaching the passing line safely. English really drives Liu Ye crazy.

Liu Ye took advantage of Li Xiaoming's excuse to ask for leave, not because he didn't want to be a good student, but because he really didn't want to listen to the teacher's bird language, and every time he heard it, he felt a headache.Well, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I feel like I'm going to be schizophrenic when I learn it.In the English test last time, there happened to be a wandering soul who had nothing to do, writing the alphabet silently there. Liu Ye didn't care so much, and just picked the answer that was pleasing to the eye according to the blackboard. It was a good multiple-choice question. Writing out the answers n, w, y, and h didn't drive the English teacher crazy.There are only four options of abcd in total. Liu Ye was confused by the English words before reading the Chinese topic.

Looking back on the past, Liu Ye was lazily rubbing against the red ghost's chest, and suddenly thought of the countless uses of the spell that Mao Dandan said, and he had a flash of inspiration!Didn't Maodandan teach him to draw the whole spell, just draw a spell that speaks bird language?If it doesn't work, it's okay to catch a foreigner to come and teach on the spot!He couldn't believe that he couldn't handle this damn Niaoyu!

"Daughter-in-law, I'm going to find Maodandan!" Shocked, Liu Ye jumped out of the red ghost's arms and hurried to the hospital.

Feeling threatened by Maodandan again, the red ghost hugged Liu Ye indulgently on the surface, and hurried to the hospital, but in his heart he disliked that unsightly Maodandan several times.

Liu Ye didn't notice the red ghost's small thoughts, and as soon as he arrived in the ward, he yelled and threw himself at Maodandan's hospital bed: "Brother Dandan, can you draw amulets that speak bird language?"

"Niaoyu?" Maodandan was in a trance, obviously still reminiscing about an accident that happened before, and repeated the question after hearing Liu Ye's question.

"Yes! Birdsong!" Liu Ye nodded again and again, and then looked at Maodandan with extremely expectant eyes.

"Niaozi!" Maodandan replied indifferently, "Yezi, you have a beast. The beast can listen to the voices of all things in the world. Just let Qiuqiu and Erdai translate it for you!"

"Hey, Qiuqiu, Erdai, why do you guys speak birds? Did you go to play with foreigners when you were young?" Liu Ye immediately poked the mythical beasts that were still biting each other's ears with his fingers when he heard Maodandan's answer.

"What does Niaoyu have to do with foreigners?" Er Dai shook his head and asked softly.

"Uh..." When Maodandan heard the foreigner, he immediately understood what Liu Ye was talking about, and a line of black lines appeared on his forehead, "Yezi, are you speaking English?"

"That's right!" Liu Ye looked at Maodandan suspiciously. Does this need to be explained?Does he know what the bird is talking about?

"Our Mao family has a divine talisman, which can record all the images we see in the brain for a period of time. After one month, the recorded images will disappear together with the power of the talisman. The only side effect is that you will be mentally weak Depressed for three months." Speardandan considered his choice of words, and the choice of debilitating was just an overview. He used this divine talisman once, and it still looks like a nightmare when he recalls it. "Yezi, you have to think about it." Clearly, when the time comes, I won’t be in good spirits, I won’t be able to eat or sleep well, it will be very, very uncomfortable!”

Can't eat and sleep well!Hearing this sentence, Liu Ye immediately threw this shortcut out of his mind. Let alone three months, Liu Ye couldn't bear it for a day. How could he treat the two most wonderful things in life like this!