Five years simulation three years first

"Why is your experimental class two so chaotic?"

Feng Zhou quickly threw the phone into the hole in the table, looked up, and saw an old lady in her [-]s standing at the door, staring at the group of people gathered in front of the classroom with an unfriendly expression.

The old lady has a small face and no chin, and when she smiles, her eyes are squeezed into slits by wrinkles.Her short hair was permed into delicate curls, bleached and dyed rose red, like a good fat beef roll in a hot pot restaurant.The cloak on the body is casually draped over the sweater, which happens to reveal a logo that proves that it is expensive.

Yu Shaochun just comforted Tai Mei whose mind was trapped by the door, and sat down on the table to chat with the people around him.He looked up and saw the old lady, and smiled: "Oh, isn't this Mr. Luo? Good morning, good morning, we are destined to meet again."

Luo Qiudie's smiling face froze when she saw him, but quickly recovered her previous calmness.The group of speakers saw the words "not to be messed with" written all over her body, and they all quietly returned to their seats.Yu Shaochun stretched out his legs and jumped off the table, clutching his pockets with both hands, and staggered backwards, bumping into the table and chairs with clangs along the way, venting his unhappiness to the fullest.

The old lady glanced at him and walked up to the podium slowly on her small high heels without bothering him.She cleared her throat pretentiously, smiled kindly, and looked at the second class who sat below, who dared not make a sound: "Your head teacher took the Huajing team to a game in city B, and I will be your acting head teacher during this time , is also your math teacher. My name is Luo Qiudie, this is my phone number and WeChat, you all write it down, and tell your parents to write it down when you go home."

After speaking, she turned to write a series of phone numbers on the blackboard.

Special emphasis on telling parents what to do? ?

Although they didn't quite understand, everyone took out their notebooks and wrote down the phone number she wrote on the blackboard.Luo Qiudie seemed to be very satisfied and nodded: "Be as good as you are now, so you don't have to be scolded just now, right? Although our class and the first class are both experimental classes, but compared with the first class... .”

She narrowed her eyes, curled her lips, and shook her index finger: "It's not far away."

"Teacher," a girl raised her hand high, "I have a question."

Luo Qiudie raised her chin: "What's your problem?"

The girl stood up and asked her bluntly: "Teacher, paper, our class has the first and second graders in charge. Although individual strength cannot be considered collective strength, the existence of these two will definitely lead the students to learn better." Knowledge. In terms of art, there are two badminton players in the class, one vocal player, and three robotics players. What’s the difference between Class Two and Class One?”

"it is good!"

Yu Shaochun didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement, so he took the lead in applauding, and the rest of the class also boldly clapped and applauded.Luo Qiudie didn't expect that someone would openly talk back to her, and her face sank: "What's your name?"

"Report to the teacher, my name is Lu Xiaonan," the girl said, "I may have offended you a bit just now, and I will apologize to you."

Luo Qiudie lowered her head, spit on her index finger, flipped through the roster, and counted down from the top: "Lu Xiaonan, right? You only got 122 points in mathematics in the final exam, if it wasn't for the high scores in Chinese and English, Do you think you can still come to the second experimental class?"

She turned the corner of her mouth down again, and the word "disdain" was written all over her face: "You female students, what else do you have besides sharp teeth? The teacher is telling the truth, but he doesn't look down on female students." , why? Because this is a science class, and the female student is in high school, so she must be worse than the male students in science. She has no brains, she can't learn from the boys, and she can't learn, and she thinks that her Chinese and English are her strengths Complacent, what's the use of being good at Chinese and English? Let me tell you, girls should study liberal arts honestly, why come to science classes?"

Lu Xiaonan's face turned pale, and he tightened the trouser line of his school uniform trousers, but his back was still straight, biting his lip and staring at Luo Qiudie with stubbornness.

Luo Qiudie ordered a few more girls to stand up: "Look at these female classmates, aren't they all? They all have more than 120 in mathematics, and they can't understand well. I heard that there is another girl who is in love, right? Classmates have to respect themselves, you know? You..."

"teacher."

Luo Qiudie frowned and looked at the other raised hand: "You have a problem too?"

Feng Zhou stood up slowly: "Teacher, studies have shown that there is not much difference in IQ between men and women. But men's IQ tends to be polarized, with many geniuses and idiots. Women's IQ tends to gather in the middle, and there are also many girls. Science is better than boys. Boys have the advantages of boys, and girls have the advantages of girls. For example, Lu Xiaonan’s Chinese and English scores have always been at a level that I can’t hope for. There will be no difference in IQ between boys and girls. This has been recognized by science. It's proven."

"Are you that Feng Zhou?" Luo Qiudie asked, "Actually, I have always been very curious about you. Every time I see you, your math scores are not particularly high. You can always be the first in your grade in such a partial subject. Why are you not good at math?" Have you passed the single-subject exam?"

Feng Zhou didn't seem to hear the yin and yang in her words, and pushed his glasses solemnly: "The teacher is right, the current goal of being the top scorer in a single mathematics subject is in my plan for this year, and I hope I can achieve it."

Luo Qiudie has been teaching for more than 30 years and has never seen such a student.She turned pale with anger, and kept touching the tassels on the cloak with trembling hands: "How do you talk to the teacher?"

Feng Zhouyi was stunned: "I don't think there is any problem with my way of speaking. Is there anything wrong?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Luo Qiudie's face turned freezing.She grabbed the lesson plan on the desk, strode out of the classroom, and slammed the door back with a bang, which made the whole classroom tremble.

After she left, the second class of the experiment exploded the pot with a "boom":

"What's her name? Who's the yin and yang?"

"What's the matter with women? Isn't there no woman who ranks first in physics, chemistry and biology? Isn't she a woman herself, as for that?"

"Isn't this because the exams haven't started yet? How can she tell that Class One is better than ours?"

Many people also looked at Feng Zhou and whispered, not knowing what they were discussing.Feng Zhou hung his head high and sat back in his seat to continue reading.As soon as he turned the page, he felt someone sitting in the empty seat in front of him.When he looked up, Yu Shaochun was looking at him with his face propped up.

"what are you doing?"

"Nothing," Yu Shaochun said, "Let's get to know each other again. I'm Yu Shaochun, your front seat."

"Why don't you sit in front of me?"

Yu Shaochun leaned closer to him and whispered, "Of course we have to study more with the first grader. The first grader should not hide his secrets. We should develop together and make progress together. Get rich first and get rich later, and go on the road to prosperity together."

Just as Feng Zhou wanted to reply, someone patted him on the shoulder: "Feng Xueba, do you want to add a WeChat?"

Lu Xiaonan held out his mobile phone in front of him: "Thank you for speaking for me just now, just tell me if you have anything to do in the future, I will definitely help if I can."

Feng Zhou scanned her QR code: "I'm not talking to you, I'm just explaining the facts. Don't get me wrong, your math really needs to be strengthened."

"It's okay, classmate Xiaolu," Yu Shaochun cast a coquettish glance at Lu Xiaonan with his affectionate peach blossom eyes, "don't bother with this dead straight man, you can ask me any questions you know, I am very hospitable .”

He took out his mobile phone: "First in grade, add me to WeChat too?"

Feng Zhou scanned his QR code: "...Jenny Master?"

"Don't get me wrong, I'm not scolding you," Yu Shaochun explained while agreeing to the friend application, "This name can be used as an English name or a Chinese name, and it has the charm of homonyms, which is amazing."

Lu Xiaonan looked at the two of them, and raised his eyebrows playfully: "It is rumored that the two of you quarrel when you meet, it really is not bad."

"That's not a quarrel," Feng Zhou said, "it's the failure of countless human attempts to domesticate primates with low IQs."

Chen Si crossed half of the classroom and came to the last row to chat with Feng Zhou. When he saw Yu Shaochun sitting in front of him, the alarm sounded in his heart: "Why are you sitting here?"

Yu Shaochun replied very sincerely: "It's quiet here, suitable for studying."

I believe in you.

Chen Si said: "Don't make Feng Bao angry, I warn you."

"How could it be?" Yu Shaochun grabbed Feng Zhou's shoulders, "Comrade Chen Si, the relationship between me and Comrade Feng Zhou is as strong as gold!"

Feng Zhou broke his arm apart: "Get out."

Luo Qiudie came to maintain discipline in the morning, and had to watch the self-study in the afternoon.She had just stood at the door of class two, when the students who were still discussing topics or chatting saw her, they immediately moved back to their seats and looked down at the table.She made a sound of "tsk tsk tsk" and walked into the classroom slowly: "You don't have a long memory at all. Do you see anyone talking in the next class?"

"Teacher, the class next door is having PE class."

I don't know who answered the next sentence, and everyone laughed sullenly.

Luo Qiudie's smiling face didn't change, and she said in her characteristic slow tone: "Put away all the other subjects, since I have to study mathematics in class."

The most taboo thing when studying is to have your train of thought interrupted. Although the second class didn't say it out of their mouths, there were quite a few movements of beating the exercise book.

Luo Qiudie turned a deaf ear to the strong resentment, broke off a piece of chalk, and wrote a question on the blackboard: "Come on, let's take a look at this question, it's not difficult, will you try to do it all?"

... not a hard ass.

Yu Shaochun glanced at it, and knew that it was the very famous final question of the Jiangsu college entrance examination. The first question was about the sequence of numbers, and the second was about the derivative. Combining the derivative and the sequence of numbers to find a hundred derivatives would take 15 minutes.He had done it once before, but now he didn't intend to do it at all, and played with the correction tape in his hand by crossing the two chair legs.

Luo Qiudie glanced at him: "Some students don't want to study after they know it by themselves, so don't affect others."

Hearing this, Yu Shaochun dropped the leg of the chair heavily to the ground, making a loud bang to show her respect.

"Is there any classmate who finished it? Share the process of solving the problem?"

After about 10 minutes, Luo Qiudie sat on the podium and asked.

Feng Zhou raised his hand and took a final look at his problem-solving process.He raised it for 5 minutes without Luo Qiudie yelling at him, so he put down his numb left hand and raised his right hand.

Luo Qiudie glanced at him, as if he didn't see anything, and continued to ask: "Is there no one? There are several students in class one who can figure it out."

Yu Shaochun raised his voice and said, "Teacher—Student Feng Zhou seems to have finished writing."

When Luo Qiudie was yelled at by him, she felt somewhat uncomfortable.She reprimanded him with a straight face: "You have to raise your hands when speaking in class, Yu Shaochun, don't be too casual."

Yu Shaochun was amused: "Just now Feng Zhou raised his hand for 10 minutes and you didn't call him. Could it be that he is not sincere enough? Doesn't that mean that he has to burn incense and take a bath and then perform an offering before he is assigned to answer questions for Lafayette?"

Luo Qiudie heard the inner meaning of his words, completely lost his smile, and rolled his eyes in anger: "What do you want to do? Do you have the basic qualities of a student? I have tolerated you for a long time, don't show shame shameless!"

Yu Shaochun didn't stand up either, but raised two chair legs and dangled: "Mr. Luo, don't be too double-standard in life. Before you say that students should check whether they have the basic qualities of a teacher, okay?"

Luo Qiudie's face turned pale.She raised her hand, hesitated to speak a few times, and no longer had the easy-going attitude before. She pointed at Yu Shaochun tremblingly, and shouted in a high-pitched voice: "Get out! You are not allowed to come in my class from now on!"

"okay!"

Yu Shaochun took out an exercise book from the hole in the table as good as he could, waved goodbye to the people around him, and ran out happily through the back door.

Luo Qiudie looked at the various other subject workbooks spread out on the students' desks below, and knew that her words were taken as a fart by these little bastards.Her heart seemed to be sitting on a volcano, and the veins on her forehead popped out violently: "I want to see what kind of virtues you can get in the first monthly exam if you are so crazy!"

Feng Zhou pushed his glasses, and stubbornly raised his hand again: "Teacher, can I tell you how to solve this problem now? I tried two methods and I could figure it out, but I couldn't figure out the second one. Which conclusion, I don’t know if the college entrance examination will be allowed or not.”

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