Five years simulation three years first

"Xiao Zhou," Zhou Wanjin poked his head back from the driver's seat, "The road in front of No. 48 seems to be a one-way street, so you won't be allowed to make a U-turn?"

He was already fat, crammed into the cramped compartment like a can full of sardines.

Feng Zhou was lowering his head to play the decompression game called "Synthetic Big Watermelon" recommended by Chen Si, staring at the lemon stuck between the two pieces of watermelon, his blood pressure soared. An ominous light: "I was studying in eighth middle school, not 48."

Zhou Wanjin laughed awkwardly: "Haha, look at my mouth, I can't say anything wrong."

With a turn on the steering wheel in his hand, he hurriedly turned to another road.

No. 03 Middle School is one of the key high schools in D City, located in a bustling commercial street.On the left is the rented school district room, and on the right is the KTV street.The signboards of the Malatang and milk tea shops complement each other, and there are two brightly lit shopping plazas next door, which can be described as very lively.The teaching building of the No. 30 Middle School is very sound-proof. Even if the gongs and drums outside are noisy, it can provide a pure land for students to study. The only discordant sound may be that they pass by the teaching building on the east side at [-]:[-] every afternoon and sell pirated CD-ROM motorcycles. The brainwashing Divine Comedy played outside.

Zhou Wanjin grabbed the last parking space outside the school.As soon as he stopped the car, Feng Zhou opened the door, as if he didn't want to stay longer for a quarter of an hour.Zhou Wanjin rubbed his hands and called to stop him: "Xiao Zhou, wait."

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Feng Zhou propped one hand on the car door, tapped the window glass with his index finger, and the word "impatient" was written all over his body.Zhou Wanjin took out his mobile phone and transferred 1000 yuan to him: "You can use it, it's not enough to ask Dad."

"I don't want your money," Feng Zhou canceled the transfer, "my mother gave it to me."

Zhou Wanjin snatched his mobile phone: "You are busy studying, eat more nutritious food to replenish your brain, don't always eat eight yuan box lunch." Clicked on the payment, and returned the phone to him.

"Dad's company still has something to do, let's go first, you and your new classmates get along well."

"..."

Feng Zhou watched as Santana spewed out a puff of exhaust gas, and rushed far away with a "swoosh", and soon became one of the thousands of flashing taillights on the street.He smiled self-deprecatingly, closed the transfer interface, and threw his schoolbag over his shoulder into the school gate.

Do I want your money?

His mood, which was not bad at first, fell to the bottom in an instant. He just felt a lot of irritability, and he just wanted to take two quick steps to the classroom to do a few questions to suppress his anger.

A person came out from the crowd: "My lord! Something is wrong!!!"

Feng Zhou felt that there could be nothing worse than being a father who forgot which school his child went to, so he looked at him with suppressed anger: "Zuzao."

"Who do you think you are in class with?"

Feng Zhou didn't even think about it: "Yu Shaochun."

Chen Si exclaimed: "Did you count the sky at night last night?"

"Forget it," Feng Zhou's face turned dark again, "He is the only one in the whole school who troubles me every day. Who else can make you think that 'something is not good'?"

It's a day when all the bad things come together.

Feng Zhou was angry, and his steps were much faster. He went up to the third floor in two steps in three.He held on to the handle of the stairs and gasped for breath. Chen Si followed behind him, feeling that he would not be able to help, or not, so he could only expect Ai Ai to say: "Then, then Feng Bao, I will pull you into the class group...... La?"

"up to you."

The door of the second experimental class was not closed, leaving a faint gap.The two of them stood outside the door to catch their breath when they heard a soft voice from inside: "If you want me to say that our experimental class [-] ho~ is definitely much better than class [-]. As for me, I live in the school all year round. Among the top [-], biology has won the second prize at the provincial level~ What about you guys, if you have any problems, just..."

Feng Zhou pushed open the door of the classroom, and heard someone screaming "ah".He turned his head, and saw a fair boy standing behind the door with his orchid fingers raised and his brow covered.

"I'm sorry," Feng Zhou apologized expressionlessly, and went straight to sit in the last row of the classroom near the door.

The boy didn't care about his head, and opened his mouth into an "O" shape: "Why is the number one in the school assigned to the second experimental class?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the door was pushed open again, and the boy's head was hit hard again.The person who pushed the door quickly took his hand: "It didn't hit you, did it? Do you want to go to the infirmary?"

The boy shook his head, opened his eyes, and his mouth became an "o" again: "No, no, no need..."

The man looked at him with a dull face, and genuinely worried: "My God, you won't be stunned?"

A message popped up in the WeChat group called "Second Class of Cultivation of Immortals":

[Tsinghua Computer Department is waiting for me]:

Grade [-] and Grade [-] were assigned to Experimental Class [-]!

It didn't take long for this news to be sent out, and a group of divers exploded:

[Big fortune]:

Fairy fighting scene?It turns out that the first and second graders are not related households?

【His Fudan Junior】:

Be careful, or you will lose your account

[Tai Mei is not too beautiful]:

It's true, just now I was hit on the forehead by double iron gates from the first and second graders

[Xiaonan Lulu Road]:

I heard that the handsome guy in the second grade escaped the evening self-study and the monthly exam, and the two punishments on him are still pending.One of them was because he stole sodium from the chemistry lab and boiled eggs in the classroom and closed the curtains. The old man in the math group passed by their class and saw that he almost had a heart attack.

【Li Guohao】:

The second one is because he was a bit taller and didn't know what evil he had gotten into, so he had to squat at the door of the toilet and ask everyone who came in, "Do you want to shit?" "When you shit, you can help me feel the splash of the water splash Height?" Don't ask me why I know, I am one of the parties involved, and now I still have psychological shadows when I see him

【Ge Jiayi】:

New concept at the expense of blowing up the cesspit?

【Jiang Lan】:

I heard them say that there will be a fight in every lecture between the first grade and the second grade, is it true or not?Why are they so hostile?

【Zeno's Tortoise】:

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Feng Zhou didn't know that Yu Shaochun also had a hobby of collecting data on the height of other people's shit and splashes, so he was happily peeping at the screen, slipped his hand, and sent out a full stop.The group of people who were chatting enthusiastically just now turned off their microphones instantly, and were as quiet as a chicken.

If they talk again, Feng Zhou might be able to tell everyone why he and Yu Shaochun didn't see each other back then.

It was the final exam of the first semester of high school.After the list was released, Feng Zhou found that the comprehensive score was [-] points lower than his estimate, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong.He went to ask the chemistry teacher for papers, and the chemistry teacher said that because it was a five-school joint exam, the papers could not be issued in advance, and the papers could not be issued until the other four schools had finished their approval.

Feng Zhou went home and did it again on the electronic version of the test paper on the Internet, but he didn't find the problem at all.He struggled with it for two days, and he didn't think about food or tea, but he still didn't know what went wrong.

Feng Xueba lay on the bed at night, tossing and turning like pancakes, and finally came up with an excellent solution in a sleepless night: go to the office to flip it by himself one night.

Others steal exam questions when they go to the office at night. Feng Xueba is different. Feng Xueba just wants to know what questions he got wrong in his theoretical synthesis.

That day Feng Zhou waited for everyone to leave school, and went in from the "dog hole" where Chen Si said he usually took out food.Because he has never climbed over the wall, he is very unskilled in business, and almost got caught in his pants by the wire around him.Relying on the key he got as a chemistry class representative, he got into the teacher's office with ease. Just as he found the unpacked paper by the light of the flashlight of his mobile phone, he heard a rustling sound behind him.He was startled, and before he could shout out, another uninvited guest had already spotted him.

The uninvited guest wailed and fell to the ground.

"Who am I?" Feng Zhou boasted that he was very self-cultivated, but he was so frightened that he uttered a dirty word.

The man asked back, "Who are you?"

Five minutes later, the two sat side by side on the ground against the wall.Yu Shaochun said sadly and angrily: "My dad promised me that if I pass the exam this time, you will buy me an astronomical telescope. Why do you still score higher than me? You pay me for the telescope!"

"Inexplicable," Feng Zhou looked at him like a mental patient, "You blame me for your own cooking? You didn't come here to change your score quietly, did you?"

Yu Shaochun glanced at him contemptuously: "I came to see what I did wrong. I couldn't sleep well if I lost for no apparent reason. What you lost was points, what I lost was a telescope!"

Then their purpose is exactly the same.

Feng Zhouzheng and Yu Shaochun stared wide-eyed, and suddenly heard someone shouting outside: "Who is in the office?"

Feng Zhou hurriedly got up and ran away, and Yu Shaochun also scrambled to follow behind him.Fortunately, the office was on the first floor, so the two turned over the window, walked across the playground, and headed straight to the "dog hole" when they came here.The security guard has been working in the school for 20 years, and he already knew what kind of tricks these little bastards have, so he came straight to the "dog hole".As soon as Feng Zhou turned it out, he saw a bright flashlight shining on the ground not far away.Yu Shaochun was in an embarrassing situation where he was half inside the wall and half outside the wall. Feng Zhou was afraid that he would be caught and jumped over the wall to let him out. In a panic, he stretched out his hand and dragged him off the wall.

"Pricked——" a sound of shattering cloth resounded in mid-air, Feng Zhou didn't have time to think about what that sound was, and rolled into the bushes under the "dog hole" together with Yu Shaochun.

When the security guard left with a bright flashlight, Yu Shaochun stood up cursing.He touched his back with his hand, and his expression instantly became very weird.Feng Zhou was dizzy from being hit by him, and was about to look up, when Yu Shaochun pressed the back of his head and pressed down: "Don't look!"

"are you crazy?"

Feng Zhouzheng was dizzy, he broke free from Yu Shaochun's hand without thinking at all, and looked up——

Yu Shaochun's trousers were hooked by the barbed wire on the "dog hole", and they were split in two directly from the middle, and Doraemon's thermal trousers fluttered in the wind under the outer trousers.

Yu Shaochun's expression gradually became ferocious.He pressed Feng Zhou against the wall next to him and threatened him: "If you dare to speak out, I will strangle you to death, do you hear me?"

The author has something to say:

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