Five years simulation three years first

Feng Zhou stood on the square with a small bunch of handmade works, with his back facing the sun.Under the sunlight, the dog goldfish and roses made of glass beads exude the light of Marysu powder fluorescent green and gay purple, which is particularly dazzling when reflected on his face.

He may have had so much water in the Pacific Ocean that he agreed to Chen Silai to do this volunteer service for him.

Chen Si suddenly appeared behind Feng Zhou in a red jacket and a green hat, and slapped him on the back: "Feng Bao, you have to smile. Only by smiling can you look approachable and sell more. The product!"

He turned around slowly, and saw Chen Si was covered in sweat, smiling brightly in the sun, like a silly sunflower.He sighed, stretched out his hand to help Chen Si straighten the sling of the little mandarin jacket that was tilted to the side, and patted his shoulder: "You are really...dedicated."

"That's necessary," Chen Si shook the handicraft in his hand to him, "If you can't sell it, there is no practical point, and you have to pay for it yourself. Why don't you work hard and sell as much as you can."

Feng Zhou asked himself that he was not as dedicated as he was, and mechanically opened his legs and followed behind Chen Si.On the road, I met a precious mother who was holding a baby. Chen Si skillfully walked in front of him, and opened his mouth: "Sister, your baby is so handsome. You must have looked good when you were young."

The mother, who was obviously over 40, was immediately elated: "Brother, you can really talk."

Feng Zhou glanced at the two "siblings" and decided to learn how to sell his soul for a career.After all, his motto in life is to be the best at what you want to do, learning is the same, and selling low-quality handicrafts is also the same.

This is the lifelong pursuit of a perfectionist.

As soon as he took a few steps, a passing aunt approached and patted his arm.

Doesn't this sell the soul business also come?

Feng Zhou cleared his throat, and was just about to introduce to her that the handicraft in his hand was made of polystyrene, which is non-toxic and harmless and safe for children to play with, when the aunt asked him: "My boy, how do I go to the bathroom here? "

That's fine.

It was approaching noon, and the handicrafts did not sell much, but they were sweating all over.Feng Zhou took off the little green hat to fan himself, and decided to go to the nearby shopping mall to solve the lunch problem first.

The shopping building was completed last year, and the lights and tiles inside are bright and resplendent.Its designer seems to be some kind of sea turtle aesthetic master, saying that Chinese traditional culture pays attention to a completeness, and ingeniously built the whole building into a circle.

A big circle wraps a small circle, and a big trap encloses a small circle, just like a replica of Beijing's [-], [-], [-], [-], and [-] rings.

Beauty is beauty, but beauty is so lost.

When Feng Zhou went upstairs on the escalator, he could still remember the way when he came, but when he came out of the restaurant in the circle after eating, he found that the way he remembered before seemed useless.

Because no one can tell the difference between south, east and north, at least he can't.

Is this Hogwarts Fentz?Will the stairs run away at any time?

Feng Zhou was able to calmly identify the direction of the sign at the beginning, but after 10 minutes of detours without success, he began to scurry around the building like a headless chicken, fighting wits and courage with the passage stairs with twists and turns, and then succeeded. From the sixth floor to the fourth floor.

On the fourth floor, he met an acquaintance.

Yu Shaochun had an appointment with his junior high school classmates to eat here today. He was leaning against the counter of the milk tea shop and waiting for milk tea. When he looked up, he saw Feng Zhou wearing a little green hat and a red mandarin jacket. The weird thing walked up and down the corridor expressionlessly.

What kind of new performance art is this?

Seeing that Feng Zhou didn't harm his tutoring class, Yu Shaochun's heart sank.

Relying on his 5.0 eyesight, he watched Feng Zhou come up from the escalator in the distance, turn around, then go down the escalator, and then slowly climb up another escalator after a while.

Yu Shaochun suddenly had a flash of inspiration——

Could Feng Zhou have lost his way?

He burst out laughing with a "poof".

Feng Zhou happened to turn not far from the milk tea shop. Hearing the insane laughter, he raised his head and saw Yu Shaochun.

Really unlucky.

Feng Zhou pushed his glasses indifferently, turned around and left.

After returning to the same place 5 minutes later, he raised his head and checked Yu Shaochun's eyes again, then turned around with a toothache on his face and wanted to leave.

Yu Shaochun called to him: "Hey brother, have you lost your way?"

Feng Zhou turned around and sneered: "Me? Lost? Are you out of your mind? Do you want to jump off a building to wake up?"

Four questions in a row, revealing a strong confidence.

Ten minutes later, the two met again in place.

Feng Zhou looked at Yu Shaochun leaning on the counter with his hands covering his stomach while laughing, clenched his fists, and accidentally pinched the fragile stem of a flower.

The pardon-colored beads jingled and rolled all over the floor, and a few more "diyoliu" turned in front of Yu Shaochun.

Feng Zhou's heart was already numb, and he slowly squatted down to pick up the beads.

Yu Shaochun refused to let go, and asked again: "Lost?" Then he was very happy to see the movement of the man's hands, and couldn't help smiling even more heartily, leaning over to pick up the few beads that rolled in front of him and handing them over.

"Want to help?" he asked next.

Feng Zhou stood up after picking up the beads, took a few from Yu Shaochun's hand, and said "thank you" through his teeth.

Yu Shaochun turned his face and asked him: "I didn't hear clearly, do you want to help?"

Feng Zhou forced a false and weak smile, and said every word: "Yes, take me downstairs, thank you."

Yu Shaochun said: "Then say 'please', so that others will be willing to help, you know? First in grade?"

Feng Zhoupi smiled but didn't smile: "Wannian's second child, can you invite me downstairs? Thank you."

Yu Shaochun didn't expect him to be so shameless, and stared at him with wide eyes.Feng Zhou pretended to be surprised and said, "Ah, you didn't say whether 'please' is an imperative word or a verb!"

Yu Shaochun suffered from being dumb, and secretly added another sum to the score that the two of them had to settle.As agreed, he took Feng Zhou to the escalator leading directly to the first floor, but he didn't leave, and followed Feng Zhou downstairs.

"what are you doing?"

"I'm curious," Yu Shaochun said, turning back the little green cap on Feng Zhou's head, "what's the first grader doing here dressed like a tomato instead of going to my cram school to make trouble?"

Feng Zhou stretched out his hand, and stubbornly turned the hat on his head back: "Do a modeling research on the market sales of handicrafts and the audience."

Chen Si sold his handicrafts for a long time, and got a few more sisters. Only then did he notice that Feng Zhou, who had been following him just now, disappeared.He called Feng Zhou and no one answered, he went to the doctor in an emergency and called the vice chairman of the school youth federation: "Did he tell you where my friend is?"

The vice-chairman of the School Youth Federation had just finished bargaining with the people from the Charity Association, and was signing with his phone: "Which friend? Is that the first grader? I don't know him well, why did he tell me?"

makes sense.

Just as Chen Si just wanted to ask a few more questions, he said impatiently: "You are so grown up, and you are not a three-year-old kid. If you wait any longer, he will probably come back by himself. I still have something to do here, so hang up first."

I understand the truth, but Feng Zhou is a road idiot!If Feng Zhou is lost, Zhang Qiushuang can peel off his skin!

Chen Si had no choice but to squat at the exit of the shopping building and was very anxious.When his left leg went numb and was about to change his right leg, he saw Feng Zhou walking out of the shopping building with a dark face.He breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly hopped over on one leg: "Feng Bao, I have found you!"

Then he heard a burst of balloon-like laughter behind Feng Zhou's head.

Yu Shaochun: "Feng Baohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Chen Si's face turned as green as a hat: "Why are you here?"

"It's thanks to me," Yu Shaochun put his arm on Feng Zhou's shoulder, "otherwise you, Feng Bao, would still be spinning around in the shopping mall with the magic power of love."

After he finished speaking, he took off Feng Zhou's handicraft hanging from his finger, and asked Chen Si: "Do you still have this thing? How much is it?"

"One fifteen, no discount if you buy more," Chen Si looked wary: "What are you going to do?"

"Buy it for my brother, and disassemble it for him to play with." Yu Shaochun didn't show politeness to him, and directly transferred him 250 on WeChat, "No need to look for it."

Chen Si looked at the transfer interface and sighed: "Although he is annoying, I also want to be as rich as him."

"Want to make money?" After Yu Shaochun walked away, Feng Zhou woke up as if he had thawed, "You go to the street to collect unwanted circuit boards, go home and get a pool, pour some copper sulfate to power it up, put a basin under it and it will be fine. Can receive gold and silver."

Chen Si looked shocked: "Damn, is it true or not? Is it reliable?"

"Of course it's true," Feng Zhou took off his hat and gown and put them in Chen Si's hands, "it's illegal and easy to get in."

【莪昰迩的命】2020/8/2221:23:56

·Good evening little brother_(:з」∠)_

·What are you busy with today, why didn’t you reply to my message T^T

Feng Zhou replied to her while wiping his head and typing with one hand:

【Kepler】2020/8/2221:25:06

·I went to volunteer today.

· Buy one get one free, I met a fool.

【莪昰迩的命】2020/8/2221:25:14

·Wow, you are so caring! (*^▽^*)

·The people you meet should be quite annoying, you have such a good temper, you can be so angry that you can swear T^T

indeed.

【Kepler】2020/8/2221:26:03

· Don't talk about this.

·Last night, I looked through the "Must-do Questions for the College Entrance Examination" and found a similar question, but I couldn't do it with points.

·[picture]

· It's interesting to see what's going on.

【Kepler】2020/8/2221:35:47

Still here?

It took almost half an hour before the other party replied to him:

【莪昰迩的命】2020/8/2222:05:37

Hahaha just now my brother asked me to help him get food QAQ

· I'll just watch it, Chirp Mi 030

·The kitten tilts its head.gif

【Kepler】2020/8/2222:07:54

Your brother has a lot going on.

【莪昰迩的命】2020/8/2222:08:10

·My brother is the most handsome, smartest, best tasting, gentlest, considerate, caring, and charming in the world! ! ! ! !

· How to speak! ! ! ! !

·(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

The author has something to say:

Small science popularization: The principle of producing gold and silver mentioned in the article is the primary battery, and the knowledge points appear in the fourth high school chemistry elective "Chemical Reaction and Principle".In the battery reaction, which electrode undergoes oxidation reaction is the negative electrode, which can be summarized as: negative oxygen loss, positive recovery.Not all primary battery [total] reactions are oxidation-reduction reactions~ (Example: concentration difference battery) The direction of electron flow in the external circuit: negative electrode to positive electrode, and the current flow direction is opposite.

Have you learned it_(:з」∠)_