Five years simulation three years first

"Feng Bao, you have to be careful," Chen Si sat on the empty seat next to Feng Zhou, advising him worriedly, "I think Yu Shaochun is out of his mind."

"Aren't you two classmates in the first year of high school?"

"He never did that in his freshman year of high school!"

Feng Zhou made a typo, reached for the correction tape but found nothing.He looked up, and saw the wreckage of his correction tape lying on Yu Shaochun's table in all directions.

"You're right," Feng Zhou nodded, "He's really out of his mind."

The one with an abnormal mind came in from the door and enjoyed the attention all the way.When he returned to his seat, he leaned down on the table, and Chen Si pouted at Feng Zhou, trying to tell him to stay away from him.

Without changing his face, Feng Zhou stretched out his pen to slap Yu Shaochun's waist: "Return my correction belt to me after repairing it."

Luo Qiudie returned to the office and made himself a cup of chrysanthemum tea.She slammed the lesson plans and books on the table, causing the teacher sitting next to her to look sideways: "What's the matter?"

"Now this group of students," Luo Qiudie took off her shoes and stepped on the chair with both feet, "it's amazing, I can't even say it, I said that group of female students don't focus on their studies Is there something wrong?"

The teacher who spoke was a little embarrassed: "This..."

"Every day if you don't learn well, you just flirt with boys, and if you talk too much, you think something about me," Luo Qiudie rolled her eyes, and opened the roster, "You come to the science class with this math score? What do you study in the science class?" What? Are you here to hold me back?"

It can be regarded as the point.

The teacher thought to himself, isn't it because you are about to retire and you are afraid that you will make a fool of yourself if your grades are not good in the last class?

But he dared not say that.

Luo Qiudie has taught in the No. [-] Middle School for more than [-] years. Let alone her teaching level, she is indeed considered to be the top of the math group. Even the leader of the math group who has the title of provincial outstanding teacher will give her three... Divide into thin noodles.

The last person who talked about Luo Qiudie has already gone, and he doesn't want to be the next one.

The students in the second class were more tempered than the other. No matter how eccentric Luo Qiudie was every day, he still continued to go his own way.It is true to accept criticism with a good attitude, and it is also true to not change it. You should learn to study in class. As for Luo Qiudie's sarcasm, both inside and outside the words are completely ignored, and you don't care at all.

In Luo Qiudie's words, dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water, and their skins are thicker than the turns of city walls.The second class is stubborn, and she is also happy to have a leisurely time. Sometimes in class, she simply leaves the questions and sends them down, while she sits on the podium and secretly plays with her mobile phone.

It can be said that the math scores of class two have nothing to do with Luo Qiudie.

After Yu Shaochun went crazy with Luo Qiudie once on the first day, it was normal, and he started to fight around Feng Zhou again.

He went out after the last class in the morning and came back with two cans of iced Coke.He approached Feng Zhou, who was still bowing his head while writing the question, and put an ice cola on his face.Feng Zhou was shocked by the ice: "Are you sick?"

Yu Shaochun poked a can of Coke on the table: "Do you want to drink?"

Feng Zhou pushed the Coke away: "Don't drink it."

Yu Shaochun seemed to have seen a ghost: "You don't drink Coke?"

"Did you shake it so much that you want me to drink it?"

Yu Shaochun swears to the sky sincerely in his eyes: "How could I shake it?! You are questioning the love of your classmates!"

Chen Si happened to come to find Feng Zhou for dinner, and interjected: "Feng Bao's family is strict, and he never drinks Coke. If you give Feng Bao, it's like giving me. If Feng Bao doesn't drink, then I will..."

"Wait a minute!"

Yu Shaochun just wanted to stop him, but Chen Si's hand was a step faster, and he pulled the tab of the can first.The cola sprayed out in the form of foam with a "beep", flying high and splashing everywhere.

Chen Si was so frightened that he almost threw the Coke can away.

Feng Zhou sneered: "Have you ever shaken it?"

Yu Shaochun hurriedly grabbed a few tissues and handed them to Chen Si: "Ah, maybe it's because I shook too much along the way, that's why..."

Believe in you.

Feng Zhou closed the books and neatly stacked them in a pile on the upper left corner of the table: "I went to eat, if you come back and see any horizontal or vertical displacement of my things, you will be dead, do you hear me?"

"I'll go too, I'll go too," Yu Shaochun hurriedly got up, and walked around Chen Si who was wiping the floor, "I want to have dinner too."

Chen Si, who was wiping the floor, looked up in the midst of his busy schedule: "Why are you always clinging to Feng Bao? Is it annoying?"

Feng Zhou stood there expressionless and watched him wipe the floor: "In order to disgust me, the second child of Wannian really did his best. It's really admirable."

They went to the cafeteria about ten minutes later than others, so they didn't meet the climax of grabbing food.The aunt of the cafeteria stood behind the entrance with her hips crossed. Yu Shaochun probed to the aunt and said, "I want a portion of potatoes, beef, and vegetarian dishes, and you can have two of them. Auntie, you look so good today, your complexion and skin are also good. Did you sleep for a beauty sleep last night?" Is it? Two more pieces of beef..."

The aunt in the cafeteria laughed out loud, and as expected, she didn't shake her hands and gave him a few extra pieces of meat.It was the first time Chen Si saw this kind of operation, and he also imitated it: "Auntie, you..."

The serving spoon shook off one-third of the meat, and it hit his rice plate with a bang.The aunt raised her eyebrows: "Next one, hurry up."

"Why is it useful for you to say good things?" Chen Si asked Yu Shaochun with a plate, "What's wrong with me?"

"Face." Feng Zhou said.

Yu Shaochun was praised inexplicably, but he felt that Feng Zhou's ice face was much more pleasing to the eye.He glanced at Feng Zhou's meal: "Why do you eat so little? You'll be hungry in the afternoon." As he said that, he was about to add food to Feng Zhou.

"I don't..." Before Feng Zhou could stop him, two pieces of beef landed on his plate.

Yu Shaochun picked up another pile of vegetables and threw it over: "I have never used chopsticks before, don't worry."

Chen Si looked at the two of them from the side, with a puzzled look on his face: "When did you two get along so well?"

"It's not very flattering, but I like to rub it." Feng Zhou arranged the beef piece by piece on the side of the plate, "I don't know him well."

"Yo, who is this?" A voice suddenly sounded behind them, "Young Master Yu also eats with the proletariat?"

Feng Zhou heard the voice sound familiar, and when he looked up, he saw a boy standing behind Yu Shaochun.Although he looks ordinary, he has a lot of acne on his face, his hair is firmly fixed by hair gel, and his hair is combed back and shiny.

It looks extra greasy.

Yu Shaochun turned around with a small green vegetable in his mouth, and smiled when he saw him: "Good afternoon, have you eaten yet?"

Han Shun stepped over the chair next to them and sat down: "Oh, what a coincidence, isn't this the first grader? It's a pleasure to meet you. My name is Han Shun, and I'm in the next class." He stretched out his hand.

Feng Zhou didn't know him, so he just nodded indifferently, ignored the hand, and continued digging rice seriously.Han Shun didn't expect him to be so shameless, he seemed a little embarrassed.He withdrew his hand: "Master Yu, what about tomorrow's exam?"

"Nothing to say," Yu Shaochun bowed his head to eat, "begging for others is better than asking for yourself, go play by yourself."

Han Shun's face darkened.He was silent for a while, and suddenly he started talking to himself: "Didn't everyone say that the first grader and the second grader must quarrel when they get together? Why did they pick each other's food just now?"

Feng Zhou looked up at him: "There is no absolutely static object in the world, and there are no two people who are absolutely at odds. Only by reference can we say that they are 'relatively incompatible'."

Han Shun was choked by his sudden knowledge, and rolled his eyes uneasy and kindly: "I've never seen Young Master Yu serving food for anyone. Having said that, his hobbies are indeed different from normal people. When he was a freshman in high school ..."

Yu Shaochun put his chopsticks on the table: "Shut up."

Han Shun leaned back with a bit of affectation: "Oh, I'm sorry, I accidentally slipped my mouth, Master Yu shouldn't care about it, right? But it's really unclear why your little deskmate doesn't go to school. What happened, right? Sooner or later everyone will know, and I’m not allowed to say something that is true?”

Yu Shaochun looked at him calmly: "Have you had lunch yet?"

Before Han Shun could speak, he felt his eyes go dark.The clear soup and thick soup came down from the sky with the rice, drenching him from the beginning to the end, making him burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.

Yu Shaochun pressed the plate on his head, and said softly: "You have a free mouth, eat more, and don't chew people's tongue behind your back. The exam is coming soon, weigh yourself a little bit, and don't use those old things. Blackmail me."

"Fuck," Han Shun couldn't open his eyes with his head covered in vermicelli, "It's amazing to put together a thing and a monster..."

Before he finished speaking, Yu Shaochun slid down the plate and gagged him precisely.

There were already onlookers running to find the teacher.Feng Zhou slowly wiped his mouth with a paper towel, glanced at Chen Si who was so frightened and stood still, thought for a while, and stretched out his hand to pull Yu Shaochun: "Let's go."

Yu Shaochun shook off his hand: "It's none of your business, don't be a good person."

Feng Zhou was choked by him, but he didn't get angry. He took the plate and dragged Chen Si, who didn't dare to vent his breath, and walked out of the cafeteria.Chen Si came back to his senses: "Feng Bao, look, he just has a brain problem!"

The fact that Yu Shaochun dunked Han Shun's lunch plate on the head quickly spread back to the class.They dare not say it out loud, so they can only discuss it quietly in the WeChat group:

【Tai Mei is not too beautiful】:

Well done, let me tell you.That dude followed lqd like a dog, I've seen him upset for a long time.

【Lu Lu Xiaonan】:

Indeed, that Han Shun is like a wsn, and for some reason he was rated as one of the three best.The last time I followed me after school and insisted on adding me on WeChat, I was so speechless, now I get annoyed when I see men

【Li Guohao】:

Lu Xiaonan, you are being too arbitrary, there are still high-quality boys, such as the male compatriots in the second class

Feng Zhou clicked on Chen Si's dialogue box, and typed to ask him: "Aren't you in the same class as them in the first year of high school?"

When Chen Si saw that he was not studying hard, he replied in seconds: "Yes, we are all in the same class."

"Then he and Han Shun have conflicts, don't you know?"

Chen Si sent an emoji with a tearful cat head: "Both of them are in the top grades, and it is difficult for me to get into the top 100. They are not from the same world at all. Where can I go?"

Feng Zhou: "...What use are you for?"

It happened to be the end of the first class in the afternoon.There was no idiot in front of him who turned his head to harass him at any time, and the world felt clean in an instant.Feng Zhou supported his head and thought for a moment, then tore off a piece of note paper and copied the notes for this class.After he finished copying, he poked Yu Shaochun's tablemate Tang Qian on the back, and handed him the paper: "Put this in his notebook, don't say I gave it to you."

This was the first time that the first grader in the first ten days of school asked him to take the initiative to talk to him. Tang Qian nodded with some trepidation and hurriedly followed suit.As soon as he stuffed the paper into Yu Shaochun's notebook, the first grader poked him in the back again: "There is still this note."

Tang Qian took the neatly torn piece of paper, and saw a line written neatly on it: "When will the correction tape be repaired and returned to me?"

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